[quote author=OdikwaRisky post=73221801]So sweet. Don't you think its time for you to get a nice girl knocked up and have a little munchkin of your own? You look like you'd make a good father.[/quote

I'll of course. And also u... thanks dear

You were born 6 weeks ago and I already can't imagine life without you. From the time I walked in the room and saw your little scrunched up pickle face and lips, you opened your eyes to see me, I knew my heart was stolen by you, little man because you're the prayer God answered. I know that I'm not your mom or dad but I get to be the third best thing: your uncle And that's the best part.

I promise that when you need someone to confide in, I'll listen with open ears. I promise that when dad is getting on your case or mom is bugging you to clean your room again that I'll remind them that they were once teenagers too. I promise to love you and spoil you more than you could ever possibly imagine.

But here's part of the deal: you can't grow up too fast. You have to stay little for a while because this world isn't quite ready for the impact that I know you're going to have on it. And I'm ready for you to grow up. I'm ready for the day your mom calls me to tell me that you're starting kindergarten. I'm ready for the day I get a cheesy and messy picture of you outside the house playing because believe me it's going to happen.

I have these 10ways to bond myself with you,
1. I'll have fun and memories with you.
2. I'll keep my promises
3. I'll always offer to babysit you when am available
4. I'll give you gifts
5. I'll follow your parent's rules
6. I'll surely play with you
7. I'll always be in touch
8. I won't forget your birthday
9. I'll shape your interests
10. And I'll be a good example...

So keep growing. Let us hold onto you a little while longer. Don't be so slow to start sitting up, and walking, and talking. You're loved more than you know, you're the son of someone so dear to me. Though I'm thinking the wonderful name I gotta call u,

Love,
Your Favorite Uncle Jatt (even though you don't know it yet)

Liliansara:
Hey Guys Good evening. Am new here and I wouldn't mind new friends...

register for ur courses first then look.for ur course rep

oga gboy... go get urself a life and associate with high class ladies. who information help moreover birds of same feather flock together... All of una dey same class. what do u even know self

all I can say is... men can be whatever they want. we can wait wait 10years just for sex... waiting 3years is nothing. you won't believe if u give in after 5years his attitude towards will change. I'm not Trying to say he has been pretending to love u but I want u to know men are unpredictable. he might be having outside self but deserve to have with u. he is trying to use u. he is trying to control ur emotions by giving himself time and u as well to be thinking all this u r thinking and passing through.
A man who loves will wait... sex is just hyped and full of shit. although being a virgin means nothing but self dignity and avoided to be played guys.

God be with u guys

pocohantas:
Pls I have some questions to ask.


1) Ever since I started hearing guys complain of smelly vaginas. I have never seen a guy admit it is his babe's vagina that smells. Always one random girl or a one-night stand.
So, whose MAIN girlfriends and sisters are these girls with smelly vaginas?

2) I have never seen married men talk about this, always young boys. Is it that married women don't have this problem or it stops immediately they become Mrs?

3) Did this bad hygiene and infections start in this generation or it has always been there. Did our fathers also encounter it? Where did they gather to talk about it? In their age grade meetings or where?

I am just wondering...

Am voting for you for the minister for women affairs...

I love your comments, u r just the world BEST

olosho... U can't tell us what u r doing to get yourself a car... u r an entrepreneur.. that's all

HeyCorleone:

Show me any Catholic who prays to Mary.

Son you gonn learn today.

oga u do that by 12pm and 3pm daily...

AlphaStyles:
Religion strikes again no b the same GOD we dy serve no b the same bible we dy carry? why christians like to dy give theirself wahala

no be the same bible ohhh....

2buffagain:


Honestly, no church denomination is perfect, and every denomination is basically its own religion at this point. that is why religion itself is a cancer. Jesus Christ is above religion. Today we have churches that the Holy Spirit hasn't even been in since 1998. Just people going through the motions and entertaining or carrying out man-made traditions.

It is also unfortunate that pentecostal church has now been thought to mean prosperity church.
The prosperity church should honestly be another denomination on it's own as much of it was spawned by a subtle greed that grew into an idolization of material success.

The catholic church? It evidently has an issue with idols period. Whoever discounts this is just defending culture/tradition, not scripture. God was firm when he expressed He doesn't want idols made of Him or anything in heaven. You don't know what he looks like, neither do you know what Mary looks like...but you just do all that because that's what your church leaders tell you to do...in stalwart defiance of what God dictated. You haven't gone into the bible for yourself to let the holy spirit teach you, by himself, what is expected of you and things to avoid. For one of many examples... if you guys were truly in truth, marriage for priests would be a choice not a mandate to desist (1 Timothy 4:3). You hear the news everyday what that does to these men...

Whatever floats your boats sha, just know that there is a thin line between doing it right and doing it very very wrong with all these churches....and as the last days come to an end...that line gets ever thinner.

As a christian, your paramount concern is not religion...but your personal relationship with God through Christ Jesus. The Holy Spirit will tell you where you need to go when you detach your soul from religionism and yield only to His instruction.
Those who rely on "church crowd", "My pastor/pope says so", etc in these last days will be gravely disappointed when what's coming hits us.
Jesus himself warned of this.
We will have no-one to blame because our pastor cannot answer for us when that day gets real.
So we owe it to ourselves to strip our religious egos/titles/relationships from all this, seek truth SOLO from God's word, and then apply anew as if we knew nothing before.

God bless u bro.. even self the God's word u r talking of... they even have their own bible which they called detrocannonical books... where u will see some books like bel and Dragon and so on. I just don't wanna say they are still in darkness... May God help them see the light

sterlingD:
Hmmm religion is a very dicey and sensitive issue that can make or mar a relationship.Let me say this your faith in God is not determined by which ever denomination you go to.That been said the Young man should be wary of what he is getting himself into.This condition that she is giving is being masked under church by the time the real implication of what she is trying to do manifest she would have roped him into marriage.Then manipulation will be in full swing

l am moved to say this though l am shocked at some of the comments l am seeing.Please do not just engage in the vogue of calling anyone from any other denomination an unbeliever.It does not show spiritual maturity

The church you are going does not define you in your in faith in God it is you yourself because when you stand before your maker he will not ask which church do you go to.

is it not of ur church believes there is a maker and judgement and not purgatory and paradise and so on

mrblessed:
When bigotry is wedded to ignorance the inevitable consequence is the product of your baseless diatribe. Again, your lame and dismal description of Catholic Church shows you don't possess the faintest idea of what church teaches. Yes, Catholic Church has a different style of worship which unfortunately irks many pentecostals, and actuates them to make unguarded and unfounded comments about what they barely understand. In the Catholic Church, Jesus is the chief cornerstone and the symbol of highest veneration. Take it from me, we worship Jesus and Jesus alone. You merely joined the bandwagon that traffics ignorance and hatred. A lady you purportedly invested with the claim of "high spiritually" has been in relationship four year which involves sexual intercourse, yet she has "higher spiritual" rating because she worships in a different church, other than Catholic Church. Don't mistake noisemaking and shouting as the only prerequisite for knowing a true Christian and effective means of evangelization. Jesus didn't use these methods during His earthly mission. We have very few orthodox churches today with an unremitting mushrooming of pentecostal churches that claim to possess the ideal way to make heaven, yet we are inundated with societal ills of epic proportions, some of which are perpetrated in churches. If Pentecostalism is the answer as you erroneously claim, salvation gospel which was ordained by Christ and not prosperity gospel, will be their fundamental doctrine. In all this needless fanaticism, I believe that my faith in Christ Jesus, accompany with my good deeds are the only valid visa to secure heaven. Thank you.

How do u know they engage In that?? Even if they do... she don't wanna join Catholicism to her sins again...

aragon4realz:

it's not always about the s3x...it's all about compatibility and commitment...but the truth is I can't give up my church for her, she should be the one doing that for me

while she b3 the one?? So she should give up on her church, religion and faith for u??

Those ladies that gives us money under the table or puts it in our pocket to clear the bills so we can look like a gentleman.... ur reward is that u will be sitting at the right hand of God in heaven

Liliyann:


I sincerely doubt it!!
Somethings ain't meant for the public!!
That thing up there is one of those things

Watch what u say... once said it's said.

What we say do come back to us...

stuffs4me:



Why are you piained na. Issi your pre-wedding pictures? Are they responsible for your own lack of pre-wedding pictures?

Leave the kid dear...

Ioannes:
If you can't say anything nice about others the wise thing to do is say nothing.

You may not believe in Karma but she's coming for you anyway.

Happy Married Life to the couple.

God bless u dearest!!!

DaddyNimo:

I can bet my savings say u go ugly for real life, wiitch kinda ugly

Na guy him be...

Frankicent:


lwkmd bro you wicked oooo...I swear I think I'll agree oo. No swag or any romantic.. both aren't Even fine self.

So marriage is now coz of beauty and showing sex styles so we'll know u r not a virgin again??

Liliyann:


Stop stalking me

Guy dey use ur head before I help u use am ohhh

lefulefu:

he fit be richman in disguise.u never can tell.

Leave am ka owed na ekwugheri...

chinchonglee:
after reading d comments, i nearly cried...

y do we av to bad mouth other pples union in dis forum


am sure all dose idiots saying d couple re poor re dose fools dat dnt even av 1k in their acct nd probably frm a very poor family...

I wonder ohhh...

RavenClaw:



Lol tasted what? Was the "Kingdom minded" sweet? What level of spirituality has she attained? I hate Pentecostals for one thing, they believe their version of Christianity is right. They broke away from Christianity and formed total shit all in the name of Pentecostalism.

But that's real fact... I'm an Anglican oh... there are facts we really don't know or maybe they don't wanna tell u. The orthodox part of religion is so archaic and Jesus came and made every thing easy for us by Grace... they preach same old preaching I have been hearing from birth... I know within myself I'm really lacking in some aspect of my spiritual life coz of lack of his word and raw truth.

I don't know what u thinking I'm not defending any religion but christanity is far more than what the orthodox are telling u.

You guys know that I hardly talk about sex. Not because it's bad or dirty, but because, a lot of times, it veers off course and some people will deliberately misconstrue it, then fight go start. Today, i will shift, rearrange and maybe break this table...Uncle, if u are standing on it, pls jump down!

Now, we grew up to fear sex, view it with disgust, mistrust and see it as the devil's tool to lure us all to hell. Our parents hid all the information we needed to function as adults, and as such, we were bumbling about, like blind mice. A lot of us got pregnant, a lot aborted successfully, some died trying, while some had kids they were not ready and able to cater for. A lot of us could not navigate the chasm that is puberty....some actually died.

The African girl is taught to endure sex, assent to it, but never truly enjoy it, cos that might make her a slut. To ensure this, our forebears went as far as circumcising girls, fully or partially removing their clitoris, just to ensure she never sees sex as something sweet and worth doing for pleasure. This has us at a great disadvantage as women.

On the other hand, the boys are taught to be the aggressors, Lords of the manor, able to initiate and enjoy sex, and if he gets anyone pregnant, that's just a proof of his virility.....not a sign of promiscuity and irresponsibility.

Till date, a lot of women are frigid because society feels she shouldn't be so bold sexually. Women who cannot make sexual advances towards their husbands or even moan during sex....see, plenty things go on in the marriage bed that beggars belief.

Today, let me face men.
Why do men think its just the women who need to upgrade in order to keep the marriage going? Uncles....do u think pot bellies make u look sexier? What about romance? Then when it comes down to the actual sex....miracles upon miracles....some daddies do not know what or where the clit is, what it does and how it plays out in the whole activity...

Forever is a long time to be doing missionary style o. A very long time. Some daddies will not take the time for romance, just a wham, bam, thank you Sir! We need to read and learn!!!!

Most marriages and relationships might be better if the sex is better. Sex is not duty, fingering is not Oloibiri Explorations Part3....are u digging for oil Just find the clit abeg.....the female breasts are not dough to be kneaded and squeezed to death....stop squeezing them like bitterleaf with those strong hands abeg���� that's painful!

Then u see all those silent uncles....u need to change. How can we be killing ourselves, sweating, jumping upandan, uncle cannot even make one small, tiny sound, to show that We are getting it? Why the silence? If na me, i no do again. What nonsense. If the kids are a distraction, move to another parish and continue the holy communion! Will i talk of giving head? You like to receive? But its a taboo in ya village to reciprocate? Uncle.....Brain update needed.
You are never too old to learn. Just as u expect the women to keep in shape, look sexy and neat just to keep ur attention, we also expect u to do the same. Ask us what we like, try to pleasure us.... Look good, smell great, kiss us like ur lives depend on it (not pouring saliva in our mouths) and give us earth shifting, destiny changing, shattering orgasms! We deserve it....back to back hits!

A discussion I had with a married friend of mine today, prompted this post. It's time we looked inward. Men and women. Sex is beautiful, if only we take the time to learn and give our partners the consideration they deserve.

Dear Daddy....if u are asking, 'Have u cum?' I can assure u, she has not! If he has, u wont need a dibia or native doctor to tell u. Your women deserve the joy of orgasms.....give it to them.
Later in the week, i will face the women����
Ours might be worse. Log of wood, fish smell vagina, biting in the name of head....ayam coming for us all. We will decimate that table. It's time to have these honest conversations.

Sorry it's not a funny or Veronica post, but this weighed on my mind heavily today and i decided to share.
(C) Veronica's Daughter

Kronor:
Long life and prosperity

Thanks dear

Liliyann:
Over editing!!!

I can never marry this kind of man!!
Mere looking at him,one would easily know he doesn't have the things to take care of a woman and make her the envy of all ladies!
I still insist, marriage is for financial gains..
No lady is born to suffer with a man in marriage!!
Be with a man that is ready to move heaven just to make you comfortable... Someone that is willing to go extra mile for you to have fun and spend his money anyhow!!


Probably the lady married him out of pity

Make sure u finally marry the son of Bill gate... Coz it'll be full at ur shame.

MrPlato:
...


How Come The Guy Resemble Ceasar from Rise Of Planet Of Apes

Do u used to fear God??
Do u have conscience too??

BIAFRONIGERIAN:
We'll employ Greek styled political warfare in wrestling power from APC
Camp in the Southeast
encircle south south and capture the key towns of PHC,Uyo,Asaba and Benin
Penetrate Southwest via Benin
Overrun Ondo, Capture Lagos,Ekiti,Ogun and Osun surrenders
Another battalion simultaneously penetrate Northwest,Kano falls,Kaduna Surrenders,Sokoto and Katsina pledges loyalty, Niger is overrun, the whole of North central is captured, Abuja puts up a resistance but a final push eventually breaks the defense, Oshiomole accepts defeat, LAI Mohammed defects, and Buhari is bundled back to Daura


Power to the people!!!

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chiommy123:
How do you know they are virgins. Congratulations to them jare. If you no like am show us your own

My dear ask him ohhh

TarOrfeek:
Two of them are virgins.



And it's a good thing.

Omg... how can u be saying that?? How do u know?

jeff1607:
Are they both scientists ?

Nope,