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aloib:
hmm are blowjobs sins, na wah o

they are not sins my dear,they are good things

that was her pics when she was still a student at Ganja High school

Is your dad Falaki the astrologer

Lord have mercy

then go and get a job

guy,na wa for u ooooooooo

u mean they even do that

kuntakinte:
@ stillkay,
I was only just passing on the info I got from a friend, i guess people like you will always have something negative to say about everything

My guy,its not like the way you thought,anyways big up

Going through hr@celtel.com will take you to your yahoo page for you to attach your resume.

You can also apply directly through celtel webpage

you are welcome

mukina2:
the person who created this thread is looking for trouble

why wont they fall sick aint they made of flesh and blood?

I don't seems to have reply for you

Atleast you responded with ur opinion which is all dat matters to me and some other people

angel chi:
stillkay

why are you hating,the poor guy is only trying to help.

STOP HATING AND START LOVING

hissssssssssssss

is that ur conclusion

Neways,i don't hate

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kuntakinte:
Hey guys, I just got the info that CELTEL is recruiting. Apply through' the link hr@celtel.com

Get your facts right

Anyways thanx

Show your intrest if you still need to be invited

fntekim:
@owolabi
Hi,
thanks so much for the invite.

Frank.

its my pleasure brof

KDK:
so stillkay,
what is your conclusion after the long thread?

I found out that since we all have different opinions,its beyong our reasoning.

Only GOD knows better

queen2:
I hope the thread starter get it now, so that there will no more argument

Got it longer time ago

W O R D

Try again

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damygurl:
as someone already said this question is really dumb. of because they fall sick and they also die.

For someone like KDK to have contrary view doesn't make the question dumb

Express yourself.

This is a question i have always thought of.

Though they claim that children of God don't fall sick,which i believe according to the bible.

I believe their pretence is a sin

I want to know if Pastors fall sick?

(especially the ones people percieved to be original)

I want to know the forum's view about this.

Since there is the forum moderator,he should remove repetitive posts!!!

you are welocome

Dear All,

We are requesting resumes for prospective candidates
interested in joining Accenture, Lagos Office.
Ideally, these individuals should meet the following
criteria:


Education:
· Bachelor’s Degree (2:1) or above

Qualification
Oracle Certified DBA / Oracle Certified Developer /
Other applicable Oracle Certified Trainings

Work Experience:

2-10 years applicable post graduate IT experience
(post NYSC) focusing on the following skills set.
(Oracle Implementation experience is an advantage)
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Human Resources & Business Intelligence applications)

Oracle Project Management
Systems Integration
SQL/PL/SQL
Oracle Applications Customisation & Interface
Development
Database Administration
Training end users on Oracle applications

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Flexcube Implementation Support Experience
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If you know anyone that meets these criteria, kindly
forward his/her resume to adeola.bossman@ accenture.

i have invited u

wonders shall never cease to end in this land

Guy,re-activate my account

is that one not a job

To God be the glory

Na wa for una oooooooooo