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Adam wasn't rugged enof... Na inshi man

Another sad news from southwest...

What are your favourite movie lines? Mine are "welcome my sisters sons to the kingdom of Erebor(Hobbit: battle of the five armies) "what a done f^ck me(coming to america 1) "i go drill you wotowoto (selina tested) lol... etc... Drop yours.

All nairaland members "DIE IT" I go drill you Wotowoto if you challenge. Wida you. Na me everything tested. My face show my shoe shine. Na you wan check am?

I no cum and you no cum... How come belle come? That's a mind blowing sex

OP cum lie down make i drill you nyansh potopoto you don fvck up

Crime doesn't pay.... Lets live right

Badboibipo:
I have never enjoyed serx in my life, no matter how I try I don’t enjoy penetrative serx, I feel noting when I rump a woman, no single enjoyment. You see, when I ignore women they never understand that it’s because they literally have nothing to offer me. I really think there are so many men on this table but they won’t admit.

I never see toto wey bitter

Ivanspring:
Not all men are silent.

Rugged you. I no go fit stay silent

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Weirdo!!!!!! Convo with a wannabe

#Bitch..... Am a German juice
#Me...... Lolx! M a german orijin
#bitch... Hmmmm! Who sang that one??
#Me..... Smh!! Davido
#Bitch.... What's smh?
#Me..... Davido's record label
#Bitch.... Lol... Ok
#Me..... Yea
#Lmao...... #Godwin

One word for dix wannabe chick!!!

I luv dem Girls wif bright future behind dem(Yansh) :p Cute ones only tho

God Bless ur hustle......

All those our girlfriend friends that knows our gf cheats, tripple date and lies to us, and dey still call us boo, bae, sweet, sugar, hubby...... May something heavy like eniola badmus collapse on u..

Courtsey.......
Boyfriend Association worldwide(BAW)

Chimax15:
what is "tay" pls?

*Tay- for a long time*

You go mumu tay..... But that's non of my business

doctokwus:
Apart frm dis story being old(@least 2mths I tink) d op evn failed to acknowledge d source.

Mr newscaster...... Help wif the source since its an old news like u said *Ukulli*

*Thinking* The future of her children.

A 34 year old mother of two, Sarah Emmanuel was arrested in Lagos by the Special Anti-Robbery Squard (SARS) for allegedly selling guns to robbers.
The woman who was initially in the business of selling wares decided to change her business line to something more gangster. Amrs dealing was her choice. I wonder if this can play out for the female version of Breaking Bad” Sarasenberg.
Authorities say Sarah was in the arms-selling business with her friend, Modinat . They often traveled to a border town between Benin Republic and Nigeria where they purchased locally-made guns and re-sold them to robbers.
However, Emmanuel has denied the allegations, stating that only accompanied Modinat to buy arms on just one occasion.
“I was arrested because my friend Modinat escaped. We have been friends for six years. She asked me to accompany her to Idiroko where she told me of her plan to purchase a gun for one Ismaila, her armed robber lover from whom she collected N25, 000. I only accompanied her to Ifonyin once….
I am a widow and my husband, who was an armed robber was killed by police, we were married for ten years but I didn’t know he was an armed robber before he was killed.
If the police release me I will assist them to arrest my friend Modinat,” she said.

snowprince07:
Lol see oyibo with madness

I tire for dem o

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A five-year-old girl in Alabama was made to sign a school contract saying she would not kill herself or anybody else after she pointed a crayon at another pupil, it has been reported.
The girl's mother claims staff at E R Dickson Elementary School, in Mobile, Alabama, gave her daughter a questionnaire on suicidal thoughts following an incident in class.
Rebecca, who asked reporters not to use her last name, told WPMI Local 15 Newsthat the school said her daughter drew an object which "resembled a gun".
She said: "According to them she pointed a crayon at another student and said, 'pew pew.'"
She said her daughter was asked by the school whether she was depressed and given a Mobile County Public School Safety Contract to sign, which stated she would not kill herself or anybody else.
Rebecca said she had been waiting in the school's lobby at the time and was not asked for her consent.
State law in Alabama means minors cannot sign a contract.
Rebecca said: "There should be a different way to handle this situation. If this is protocol it needs to be looked at again."
She said the school's request that her daughter see a psychiatrist was also unnecessary.
The school was not available for comment when contacted byThe Independent.
Mobile, in Alabama, was last year ranked the ninth most dangerous city in the US by Washington-based CQ Press.
The organisation said Detroit, in Michigan, had the highest crime rate in the country while Pine Bluff, in Arkansas, was second highest.
In tenth position was Jackson, Tennessee, while just above Mobile in eighth was Little Rock, in Arkansas.


Source: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/girl-5-made-to-sign-school-suicide-and-homicide-contract-after-pointing-crayon-gun-at-classmate-9789499.html

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Old stuff.....

Walspring:
This is an eye opener for all of us as a daily reader of psalm 23; Because some probably never thought nor looked at Psalm 23 in this way, even though we say it over and over again.
The Lord is my Shepherd (That's Relationship!)
I shall not want (That's Supply!)
He makes me lie down in green pastures (That's Rest!)
He leads me beside the still waters (That's Refreshment!)
He restores my soul (That's Healing!)
He leads me in the paths of righteousness (That's Guidance!)
For His name sake (That's Purpose!)
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death (That's Testing!)
I will fear no evil (That's Protection!)
For Thou art with me (That's Faithfulness!)
Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me (That's Discipline!)
Thou prepares a table before me in the presence of mine enemies (That's Hope!)
Thou anoint my head with oil (That's Consecration!)
My cup runs over (That's Abundance!)
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life (That's Blessing!)
And I will dwell in the house of the Lord (That's Security!)
Forever (That's Eternity!)