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 Romance › Nigerians And Their Crazy Kissing Styles(pinchures Inclusive) by stormybucci(op): 11:59am On Sep 18, 2014*. Modified: 2:58pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
7 Funny Photos That Show Many Nigerians Are Bad At Kissing Written by: Michael 2014/09/17 9:14 AM kissing pic Kissing is a crazy subject to discuss any day and any time. You take a look at a bunch of Hollywood movies where they lock lips effortlessly and it is pleasing to the eyes and then you ask yourself, “Why can’t we kiss like this in Nigeria?”. There always seems to be something wrong every time you see two Nigerians brush lips as if life is a serious struggle. Check out these 7 hilarious photos that will most likely convince you that Nigerians suck at kissing: 1) Somebody tell him he is supposed to caress the lips not eat them! 2) Na fight? With all that pressure, thank God he didn’t snap her neck 3) The preacher said “You may now kiss your bride” and this guy decided to swallow the bride instead kiss3 4) Kissing the nose. My guy in the back don tire. He never hexperredit! kiss4 6) The preacher is just there looking like “Come on Mr governor, you can do better than that, show some REAL love”. Maybe he’s just shy kiss6 6) This looks like a military kiss. Ready, steady, fire! nigerian-kiss-6 1 Like 2 Shares
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| Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by stormybucci(m): 11:52am On Sep 18, 2014 |
D9ty7: hw e take do am na we wan hear.do wetin?? |
| Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by stormybucci(m): 11:42am On Sep 18, 2014 |
D9ty7: @emzypaz: I really appreciate whatoga i see u ooo... **commenting on d last update** ghen ghen! ghen!! ghen!!! eshin shin carry kpomo |
| Science/Technology › The World's Very First Car by stormybucci(op): 8:29pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
Humans have possessed knowledge of d wheel for several thousand years, and we've been using animals as a means of transportation for nearly dat long. In some sense, the earliest forerunners of d car date back to the earliest mists of our prehistory. The very first car was invented by a flemish missionary named ferdinand verbiest. Born in flanders in 1623. verbiest was an accomplished astronomer who left europe for china in 1658. He helped 2 to modernize the now outmoded chinese astronomy using recent european innovations, and he was asked by the emperor to become the director of of the newly refurbished beijing observatory. But d reason y we are talking about verbiest here is dat he might -emphasis on might- have invented the world's first car. According 2 verbiest's own text astronomia europea, he built a small, self-propelled vehicle. Steam engine was still in its infancy at dat tym, but verbiest was able 2 build a rudimentary, ball-shaped boiler, which then forced steam into a turbine 2 move the wheels
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| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 3:40pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
edogho: question for the gods. princeadepoju!!! u better consult d nearest dibia o, mi guy stormy here, needs answers..beningho, i go beat u ooo... mtcheew "pokenoser" |
| Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by stormybucci(m): 3:37pm On Sep 17, 2014*. Modified: 7:35pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
#space_booked *edited* so are u trying 2 say dat being ugly as a guy also has advantages?? wat u wrote up there, am nt contensting buh the #fact is "THE WAY U PRESENT UR SELF, THE WAY U ARE SEE" asap!! |
| Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by stormybucci(m): 3:02pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
D9ty7: @Mimisboygreat and techno4life: Leave dat babe for me. I will help you two bring a lady each from my village.**thinking silently** was i reading?? u welcum jawe |
| Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by stormybucci(m): 2:55pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
AudreyTimms: People wey sabi find trouble!mummy audrey, me cannot sabi find trouble oooo. Wen my mummy is claiming young lady abeg wat am i?? |
| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 2:35pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
edogho: os cof, ur ear's there to hear only...buh on nairaland?i know but i wanna hear it even if it's on nairaland or is dat 2much 2 ask?? |
| Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by stormybucci(m): 11:42pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju: ###Automatic Following!!xo u dae here nd u no call me?? cane dae wait 4 u, u go come palace come meet me |
| Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by stormybucci(m): 11:39pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
AudreyTimms: Bros Prince, y r u trying 2 fall my hand na! Woman? Pls o! I'm still very young. Nt evry married female is a woman o!hehehehe!! me sef am a toddler!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Internet Arguments (in Pictures) - For Laughs (Upload Yours too) by stormybucci(m): 11:22pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
what is dis 4 chisssoss sake!!!! mtcheew 1 Like
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| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 4:25pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju: you wan hear for nairalandwhat is my ear 4?? shebi u sabi d language?? oya speak am 4 me make i hear |
| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 4:04pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
ToriEmManson: Hahahahahahaha...its gibberish wen written only...hahahahahahaha...jst wait until u hear d 's' language spoken...lolzd "s" language?? oya speak it lemmeme hear asap!! |
| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 8:04am On Sep 16, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju: ah! be careful of firing ooo, because killer-killer of firing no dey nairaland oo.k i'll shutting my mouths |
| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 8:02am On Sep 16, 2014 |
ToriEmManson: Whethersa yousu undersastandsa orso notso itsa gusud tising toso mboson ibisibioso... Luving dz xtowinw dis is gibberish |
| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 12:15pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju:me thanking u for d warming welcome nd i promising 2 seting dis place on firing |
| Literature › Re: Changed by stormybucci(m): 12:36pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
JigsawKillah: please guys**asking curiously**chicken kini??!! where did u get it from?? hw did u get it?? who did u get it 4rm?? when did u get it?? have u taken drugs?? have u visited d hospital?? hope it isn't 2much?? pls get well soon yoursfaithfully STORMYBUCCI |
| Romance › Re: Annoyying Girls Actions That Guys Hate by stormybucci(m): 12:27pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
tosyne2much: hahahahahahaha egbon you calm down naa... I have a perfect skin bro... Check my profile pix *winks*k i'll say u said so... ur face tho |
| Romance › Re: Annoyying Girls Actions That Guys Hate by stormybucci(m): 12:11pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
tosyne2much: so which of the creams without black knuckles would you recommend for dem ?u dae use style ask 4 d name so u go use am abi?? lemme help u---- this bleaching cream am abt 2 tell u is very effective, infact it turns black 2 white and white to whiter in minutes... the name is conc.tetraoxosulphate(vi).. nd others are in d picture below
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| Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by stormybucci(m): 11:53am On Sep 13, 2014 |
**saying in my mind**make i talk nw?? no nt nw cus if i talk i fit murder toyosi with my words, dat cretinous psychopat |
| Literature › Re: The Village Girl by stormybucci(m): 9:52pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
PrinceAdepoju: Wow.stormybucci is here jst lyk d present of d year.. oya prince ayaf cum ooo, cum tell dat op 2 continue d "iron bender"(block buster) |
| Education › Re: Bullying In Our Secondary Schools
share Your Views! by stormybucci(m): 5:37pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Mprex:baby wat is it?? |
| Forum Games › Re: Game Of The Future- One Day... by stormybucci(m): 11:22am On Sep 12, 2014 |
bookj:wat didido?? |
| Forum Games › Re: Game Of The Future- One Day... by stormybucci(m): 10:48am On Sep 12, 2014 |
SammyHoe: Wow!!! God bless you so much!!!God bless u more |
| Education › Re: Bullying In Our Secondary Schools
share Your Views! by stormybucci(m): 10:46am On Sep 12, 2014 |
i wasn't bullied in secondary school by my seniors cus wen i was in my jss, my school father was d head of d confraternity in d school(yea there was a confraternity in d day school i went 2). nd in my sss, i was a "notorious cool guy" so no senior fit beat me na nd i even dated my seniors then(mostly prefects cus i was a prefect also) but my principal was my problem. He always looked 4 fault in everything i did but d day we fought, mehnn!!!, he beat me lyk hell but i gather guys 4 am nd after beating d broad day light out of him, i left d school so i won't kill sum1 |
| Forum Games › Re: Game Of The Future- One Day... by stormybucci(m): 10:28am On Sep 12, 2014 |
bookj:SPACE BOOKED 4 LAST STATEMENT(OR SENTENCE) one day to marry go be free(day dreaming of dat already) one day, sammyhoe would own a publishing company(in jesus name) 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: . by stormybucci(m): 1:42pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
nw i can't take dis anymore.... @mprex: u didn't mean ur 1st comment there, do u?? infact i don vex sef.... if u don't lyk us (fair guys), u can gth... mtcheew 1 Like |
| Forum Games › Re: The Hilarious Picture Game by stormybucci(m): 9:27pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
SammyHoe: ERAN IYA OSOGBOlolzz u ehhnn... oya see dis
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| Forum Games › Re: Ten Letter Words, Yes TEN; Start New Words With The Last Letter. by stormybucci(m): 6:52am On Sep 09, 2014 |
exuberance |
| Forum Games › Re: Ten Letter Words, Yes TEN; Start New Words With The Last Letter. by stormybucci(m): 4:54pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
surveyings |
| Romance › Re: Is Sex Really The Relationship? By FUNMI AKINGBADE by stormybucci(m): 4:50pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
destante: Didnt read through completely but sex should not be seen as what keeps a marriage going. It should however not be lacking in any meaningful adult relationship. The genuine love for the other is what keeps it going but sex is just one of the many ways to express that love.nw, a confam comment by a female.... Gurls una dae see am so?? |
can't remember nl having a voice.... ok let me stop here. hope u get what prince meant now?
One day sammyhoe will b named the best writer in the world