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SammyHoe: With our Capture Camera, we are able to spot everyone watching our TV station at any time...that's why I present to you DIVEPEN, watching our station in his FLAT SCREEN TV.

WE ARE EXPECTING HIM TO CALL IN SOON...

hello!!! am i on 2 dstv?? pls have a seen d mail??

SammyHoe: First caller on our TV. You are our first caller Mr Bucci and DSTV owes you a hundred naira recharge card of your choice. Pls feel free to email your phone number to me.
Thanks for calling in

for real?? **dancing skelewu** i wuld email my num nw... tanx bro, more oil 2 ur elbow

SammyHoe: First caller on our TV. You are our first caller Mr Bucci and DSTV owes you a hundred naira recharge card of your choice. Pls feel free to email your phone number to me.
Thanks for calling in

for real?? **dancing skelewu** i wuld email my num nw

Sallychizzl3: You must be very stewpid for those strings of comments up there!!!
Are you outta your fvcking mind or what

Did I quote you or is it your thread? Ignoramus!!!

You know I've been silently watching you since your continued attack on that gal; pinkylev,even after she'd apologized and my conclusion is that you're a pathetic,timid feckless who use the power of a faceless forum to get some cheap points.

How I wish I can see you, You'd have gotten the beating of your life this morning!

NONSENSE!!!!

i can see u are frustrated, jst don't put u frustration on me nd if u weren't thought d difference btw joke nd seriousness, u can fvvcking hit ur head on a rock or sumtin.... i don't blame cretinous pple lyk u... u seize d slightest opportunity 2 pour out dat gutter u call a thought... pls don't think u can even fight me nt 2 talk of beating me cus u aren't up 2(nt bragging).. pls don't quote me again nd i won't either

SammyHoe: We are also wishing all our writers on Naira land a heartwarming SHOUTOUT, especially AUDREYTIMMS, the current best writer and best updater on NAIRALAND for the month of AUGUST...

MHEEEN, FEMALE WRITERS LIKE HER ARE SCARCE...I JUST WISH I COULD WRITE LIKE HER TOO

and me 2 ooo ... sammy am feeling u seriously... **watching wif ma google on**

AudreyTimms: Lol! Wen u don already enter d trouble?

** hides behind audrey 4 protection against dat homo#faggggoot

Sallychizzl3: She raised him and gave him a good life when he could easily had been a vagabond. No, she doesn't deserve that treatment.


#TeamOleng'sMum/Eric'sGrandmum

Audrey update nah. Today is a weekend so I suggest we kuku finish the story today.

shaarraappp dere if u have notin beta 2 say.... ur head lyk mcdonalds hotdog..mtcheew

AudreyTimms: Lol! I talk say una must beef am!.....wait o! She's a he? Y d feminine moniker?

no ooo he is a she#homo... make i match break b4 i get into trouble

JeffreyJamez: at least one bucket of acid go do na se..



too expired yogurt

lets make it 2 buckets of acid

lol. 2 much of xpired condensed milk

Sallychizzl3: stop being emotional jor.


#TeamOleng'sMum

bro i go change am 4 u ooo... y u go dae support mrs fryingpan d devil incarnate #mrsfryingpanmustnotlive

AudreyTimms: U ehn!

na bad thing i talk?? jefferyjamez e be lyk say dat acid idea go good 4 "mrs fryingpan". i been dae think say shekau wicked buh shekau get hope 4 mrs fryingpan syd.

AudreyTimms: U ehn!

na bad thing i talk?? jefferyjames e be lyk say dat acid idea go good 4 "mrs fryingpan". i been dae think say shekau wicked buh shekau get hope 4 mrs fryingpan syd.

AudreyTimms: Lol! I no no weda 2 say amen 2 dt o!

audrey!!!! ur amen isn't needed ooo na jefferyjames go do d needfull

Sallychizzl3: Make nothing happen to Mrs. Akpan abeg, she be strong woman and I envy her craze.

If she no dey oleng life she no go get sense like this, rather she will become a spoilt brat.

So make una leave her alone for me abeg.


erm.... Audrey I want Oleng's mum, yes I called her that, oleng's mum celebrated at the end of the story.

she be hero.













Waiting impatiently......

pls is dis bro above me alryt?? cus i no think say u well at all

mrs akpan no go cum back again in chissooss name... Amen

AudreyTimms: Haba! Dnt take it dt way na. Let's all declare peace. I hate misunderstandings with a passion. So pls everyone, let's kiss and make up. (Brotherly and sisterly kiss o! No homo)

abi iyaf kiss niii, i no kiss anybody, i no fight any1 nd i no vex since she don back dat poo wae she write with another post. She should try 2 watch wat she writes or post next tym
YOURS FAITHFULLY
STORMYBUCCI

Sallychizzl3: he don do nah! be a gentleman dammit.

Shez probably used to 3 updates per day so you can't really blame her.



Audrey we dey wait you ooo. Hope you neva overslept like this.

Am trying so hard 2 kip ma kul buh dat cretinous gal who isn't paying or hasn't payed a dime 2 audrey can pick up her phone/laptop to type what she hates on sum1's good work!!! is she high or sumfin?? make i no continue b4 i drop sumfin wae she go dae think of all her lyf.... Mtcheew

bibie01: What a nice way to say thank you for d free read..its actually offensive! LEARN HOW TO TALK DEN U WLD KNW HW TO WRITE APPEALLINGLY...she's been trying in fact more than trying. No offense meant

gbam!!! u don give am wetin she deserve, her head lyk chinese travelling bag

PrinceAdepoju: SHUT UP jooor!!!

Small little sense pikin!!

so na ak-47 make u dae insult me abi?? u don suffer 2day **prepares my machine gun nd bazooka**. prince, nt even d wife wae u reject or she(audreytimms)reject u, go fit save u 2day

AudreyTimms: Our wetin? U want make my hubby go carry e AK47 abi?

are u threatning me?? audrey! audrey!! audrey!!!, make i no talk. oya cum nd continue joor, #madambornwithsuspense

AudreyTimms: Ehn? Manly wetin?

so u are denying a whole prince?? dere's God ooo.... Princeadepoju oya cum nd see wat our wife(audrey) is saying ooo

AudreyTimms: Lmao! Wey ur partner in crime?

princeadepoju, audrey e yaf started missing u ooo, oya cum nd perform ur manly duties 2 her ooo

AudreyTimms: Abraham's bosom! Wich kine translation b dis?

which 1 be abraham's bosom again?? nawa ooo, make i no talk....Na "bent" english translation be dat

DONMAYOR19: correct, oya take one space make I keep the other one for somebody......

u get mouth jare.. . **Walks majestically 2 d sit with my bobo nd pop corn**

AudreyTimms: Lol! Mayb na in suspense my mama 4 born me o! I go ask am

lol... Good Idea