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Car Talk / Re: CNG Price Fall To N200/scm, Markerters Unveil More Stations In Lagos by streetshuttle(m): 9:39am On Apr 14
Useless country where your father and mother gave birth to useless and wasted fellow like you. Mtcheww
Otulented:
Nonsense. Will that reduce the high prices of petrol and diesel in this usless country?

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Business / Re: BVN, NIN Requirement: CBN Keeps Mum As Deadline Expires by streetshuttle(m): 12:44pm On Mar 02
Oponu.
Heffalump:
Very directionless CBN!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (4 - 1) On 24th February 2024 by streetshuttle(m): 9:36pm On Feb 24
This is Man U fan. Sorry oooo
sylve11:


Them mean business na em them nor fit remain on top table? cool

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Sports / Re: South Africans Attack Chippa United Boss After Declaring Support For Nwabali by streetshuttle(m): 1:17pm On Feb 07
Sense run leave you. So bad we still people that reason like this.

ruggedboych:
Nigerians should shut and stop making controversies over nothing, South Africa are ahead of Nigeria in every aspect until we kill corruption… is like I will support them to kill eagle chickens once and for all😁😁😄
Business / Re: El-Rufai Launches $100 Million Afri-Venture Capital Company by streetshuttle(m): 2:27pm On Dec 04, 2023
Simp.
Nawa for you ooo, which means you didn't even read at all. He only provided $2m and let other investors provide the remaining. Some people brain dey shallow sha.
Brendaniel:
This is the person APC supporters were praising as a performer, 100 million dollars is over 100 billion naira, he served 8 years as governor, where did he get all that money from, what were his businesses before he became governor?

Modified

He is not putting the whole 100 million dollars, he is putting in 2million dollars, however 2 million dollars is over 2 billion naira and also how are we not sure he will not use people to front in raising the remaining to divert attention away from himself.....
Health / Re: Lady Died During Sex Romp With Boyfriend Who Took Drugs In Kwara by streetshuttle(m): 7:34pm On Oct 31, 2023
Including your father I guess.

Jennyclay:
Oh no!! Not again sad.

Another animalistic behavior from these nonsense men! Her only crime was to fall in love with this animal undecided

If anyone believes this cheap lies, then he/she needs to go for mental evaluation undecided

I’m so sure the heartless boyfriend killed her for ritual reasons, i mean that’s the latest trend now. ”killing of girlfriend”

Bunch of murderers!!
Bunch of rapist!!
Evil men!!
Heartless men!!
Wicked men!!

Honestly I don’t even know what to say again!!!
I hate men!!
Politics / Re: 11 Newly Licensed Independent Electricity Distribution Network Operators by streetshuttle(m): 8:57pm On Oct 08, 2023
This simply shows how senseless you are anyways. What effort are you making in changing this narratives? Aside causing and causing, nothing else to offer. You the shameless one sir.

UncleKoboko:
Okay.
The most important thing is, WHAT MEGAWATTS OF ELECTRICITY IS NIGERIA GENERATING AND DISTRIBUTING AT THE MOMENT AND IN YEARS?

Nigeria is such a shameless, USELESS and empty country filled with the most evil, senseless, corrupt and old fool leaders.

South Africa here is producing almost 250,000 megawatts of electricity, while Nigeria claiming giant of Africa can't even produce up 30,000.
THAT MEANS SOUTH AFRICA IS PRODUCING ALMOST X10, IMAGINE!

HOW CAN A COUNTRY SURVIVE AND PROGRESS WITH ELECTRICITY IN THIS MODERN AGE?
YET, NIGERIA STILL REMAINS 6TH LARGEST PRODUCER OF CRUDE OIL IN THE WORLD.

WHAT A SHAME!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Dead As Dunamis Church Collapses In Benue by streetshuttle(m): 7:24pm On Oct 03, 2023
Yekini ko, suberu ni. Why unna no get sense laidis?
JealousCobra:
😳

He died a martyr. A really God's Ordained. He died for what he believed.

Someone should not tell me only if he knew his fate on that day.


Can Yekini Ogunlere AKA Bola Tinubu do the same for Nigerians to show he loved Nigeria as he claims. 🤔🤔😎

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Politics / Re: How I Will Tackle Inflation, Naira, Forex Crises, By Cardoso by streetshuttle(m): 11:33am On Sep 27, 2023
iCauseTrouble:
It is not too late to start earning in dollars, or buy dollars and keep.
This APC government is clueless.
I see Naira going to 2k+ per dollar before the end of Tinubu's tenure.

No ooo, you see you and your family going down..
Politics / Re: Tinubu appoints Zacch Adedeji as FIRS acting boss by streetshuttle(m): 6:53pm On Sep 14, 2023
Udopasa:
Government of the yoruba, by the yoruba and for the yoruba.

Tueh!
which of your family member or tribe qualified? Obirodent. Unna no just get sense. Give honour to whom honour is due. Show me who is more qualify from your tribe and family. Ok?
Politics / Re: Ten Key Points From President Tinubu's Democracy Day Speech (Video) by streetshuttle(m): 6:41am On Jun 13, 2023
That is your president for the next 8 years of your f*cking m*serable life. Deal with it
Rayban25:
Drug peddler/criminal don drop quotes
NYSC / NYSC Registration Update by streetshuttle(m): 2:51pm On Nov 19, 2022
Hello guys,
Please any update on the NYSC registration portal? It has been down since morning and no one has been able to move forward.

Kindly share any update on his channel.
Politics / NYSC Registration Update. by streetshuttle(m): 2:41pm On Nov 19, 2022
Guys, any update on the NYSC registration portal now? The portal has been down since morning...kindly update us on this platform if there is any.
Travel / Re: God Saved Me From A Ghastly Motor Accident On The 4th Of March 2022 by streetshuttle(m): 7:27pm On Mar 06, 2022
...and how did you know he was the one speeding? Just thank God for second chance. Many are not lucky of such.
Crysallis:
Boss why were you over speeding?
Thank God for his mercy.

Now go and speed no more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 6th March 2022 by streetshuttle(m): 7:24pm On Mar 06, 2022
4:1
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Enugu Residents Battle Water Scarcity Again, Buy Sachet Water For Bathing by streetshuttle(m): 9:39pm On Dec 29, 2021
Are you this daft?

BeingCamping:
And so what?

99% of the people living in Enugu are billionaires so they can afford to use pure water to bathe.

All these useless Afonja media that will be carrying news al around. Who send you?
Religion / Re: FG Suspends Adeboye’s Helicopter From Flying Over Expired Papers, Safety Concern by streetshuttle(m): 10:56am On Apr 18, 2021
9jayes:
Adeboye flying Oyedepo? Means Oyedepo is more superior

Mumu, because you drive your friend's car, does that mean he is superior to you? Think before you talk.

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Romance / Re: I Need Advise On What To Do About A Controversial Girlfriend by streetshuttle(m): 9:14pm On Dec 09, 2020
I was thinking u got sense.
BaddieFreak:
Please if you want all control over your woman and dictate to her as you wish, do the needful, pay her bride price and marry her. Stop wasting her time and expect her not to have other options. You even beat her, no wonder she is cheating on you woman beater.
Politics / Kaduna State Government Imposes 24hrs Curfew-effective Immediately by streetshuttle(m): 9:32pm On Oct 24, 2020
Kaduna Security Update: 24-hour curfew extended to the entire state

The Kaduna State Government has extended all over the state the 24-hour curfew earlier imposed in some communities in Chikun and Kaduna South LGAs.

This measure is taken to help safeguard our communities, protect lives and property and contain criminal elements who are looting public and private assets.

The extension of the 24-hour curfew to all the 23 local government areas of the state is effective immediately.

KDSG will keep the situation under review and regrets the inconvenience it may cause to law-abiding citizens.

The state government wishes to appeal to all residents of the state to kindly bear with the government as it takes necessary action to maintain law and order, and to protect the right of citizens to live in peace.

Signed

Samuel Aruwan
Commissioner for Internal Security and Home Affairs
Saturday, 24th October 2020.
Religion / Re: Did God Banned Birthday's? by streetshuttle(m): 8:29pm On Oct 04, 2020
When David said in Psalms...give us wisdom to number our days... Simply means every time u have d opportunity to celebrate ur birthday, pls do it well and thank God for being alive. My thought though.
Religion / Every Sponsor Of Terrorism In Nigeria Will Not See New Year’, Adeboye Declares by streetshuttle(m): 8:23pm On Oct 04, 2020
The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, in Lagos on Sunday prayed that all terrorists and their sponsors will not see the new year.

Adeboye made the declaration during the Thanksgiving Sunday Service held at the Throne of Grace Church in Lagos.
Adeboye also assured Nigerians that the Almighty God will arise against those pretending to be friends with Nigeria but planning to enslave the country.
He prayed: “Where they say there is no way, God will arise and make a way for Nigeria and everyone. Any form of stagnation in Nigeria will come to an end and every terrorists and their sponsors will not see the new year in Jesus’ Name, Amen. ”
Claiming that God has given the country victory over the Coronavirus pandemic, Adeboye enjoined everyone to always give praise to God at all times.
He said: “ We thank God for the victory over Coronavirus and we pray that the victory will be total and permanent.
“We also pray that God will help us to be united and let our tomorrow be alright.”
Adeboye who took his reading from the book of Psalms 68, verses 1 to 4, prayed that “God will fight for us, arise and make a way where there is no way.”
Politics / El-rufai Extend Kaduna State Lockdown For Extra 30days by streetshuttle(m): 8:35pm On Apr 26, 2020
Kaduna State Governor Nasir El-Rufai has extended the quarantine orders being enforced in the state for another 30 days. The governor’s decision follows a recommendation to that effect by the State Standing Committee on Covid-19, which is chaired by the Deputy Governor, Dr. Hadiza Balarabe. This is effective from today, 26th April 2020.

With Covid-19 cases rising rapidly in neighbouring states and the FCT, and with strong evidence of interstate travel being a major means of spreading the virus, the Standing Committee’s evaluation is that measures to protect Kaduna State residents require further strengthening and more vigorous enforcement.

Malam Nasir El-Rufai has endorsed this evaluation and has accordingly reviewed the Quarantine Orders to strengthen the provisions against unauthorised movements. The two-day window during which the restriction of movement is relaxed on Tuesdays and Wednesdays has been reduced to only one day.

Henceforth, only Wednesdays will be lockdown-free, until the trajectory of Covid-19 infections becomes clearer.

All persons that venture out of their homes for whatever reason must wear facemasks and observe social distancing everywhere they go, in markets and in authorised vehicles. Government is making efforts to provide facemasks for poor and vulnerable residents, and it appeals to everyone that can afford it to get their tailors to make them cloth facemasks which they can wash after every use. The government also encourages tailors to produce facemasks for sale to those that are neither poor nor vulnerable.

Wearing of facemasks will be robustly enforced as a critical public health measure to reduce person-person transmission.

The state government said that the measures announced on 26th March 2020, to contain Covid-19 remain in force and have been renewed. These were imposed in exercise of the powers vested in the Governor by Section 45 of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999, (as amended), Sections 2 and 8 of the Quarantine Act 1926, now known as CAP Q2, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004 and the Public Health Law of 1917.

Therefore, further to these declarations, and in accordance with the law, the quarantine orders imposed at midnight on Thursday, 26th March 2020, are further extended for another 30 days, with the following conditions, amongst others:
i. All residents of Kaduna State are quarantined and must stay at home.
ii. No office, event centre, market, shop or business of any sort or place of worship is allowed to open;
iii. The only category of persons exempted are workers in essential services such as health workers, the fire service, water corporation, electricity distribution and security personnel. Tankers conveying fuel to petrol stations are also permitted to move;
iv. Businesses in the food and pharmaceutical value-chain are exempted; and shall enjoy the protections accorded to other essential services;
v. Schools, places of worship, event centres, sports grounds, bars, restaurants, public parks and all other places where large crowds could gather are to remain closed until further notice.
vi. Residents are advised to stay at home, observe social distancing, avoid large gatherings, wear facemasks and wash their hands regularly with soap and water.

The Quarantine Orders prescribe fines, imprisonment and forfeiture for violations of the provisions specified therein.

The Kaduna State Government has clearly stated that no visitor is welcome to enter the state while the Covid-19 pandemic is raging. Entry into or passage through Kaduna State is prohibited whilst the Quarantine Orders remain in force. Persons seeking to come into the state will be denied entry. Such persons will be given the option of returning to their take-off points or entering isolation for 14 days in locations and conditions that are so austere that nobody can mistake them for holiday resorts.

The vehicles being used to enable such attempts to breach the quarantine conditions will be confiscated and forfeited to the government. The companies operating those vehicles will also be prosecuted and shall lose their license to operate in the state, even after the Covid-19 pandemic is contained. Within the state, vehicles of whatever type that are determined to be in violation will be confiscated and forfeited to the government, while the persons driving them will be fined, and may be imprisoned upon conviction. Motorcycle taxis and tricycles (popular known as Keke Napep) are prohibited in the state. Persons driving or riding in them shall be prosecuted while the vehicles shall be forfeited upon conviction.

Mobile courts have been empowered by the Quarantine Orders to try violators and impose the prescribed penalties, including fines, imprisonment and forfeiture of vehicles, upon conviction.

Conscious of the need to keep vital industries and businesses in the farming, food and pharmaceutical value chains operational, trailers and trucks conveying food, seeds, fertilizer and medical products are exempted from the restriction of movement. Such vehicles must, however, not carry more than three persons, including the driver. Otherwise they will be deemed to be engaging in illegal transport of persons which is a breach of quarantine orders.

Anyone thinking of disguising as a food vendor by parading a few bags of rice or other food in their cars must cut the pretence as they will be prosecuted at the mobile court and the vehicle forfeited to the government upon conviction.

The Kaduna State Government has also directed the Ministry for Local Government to ensure that local government chairmen are fully involved in enforcing the quarantine orders in their council areas. The Ministry of Local Government has also reminded traditional and community leaders of their obligation to report violations of quarantine conditions in their localities. Places of worship that violate the quarantine orders in any form will lose their titles to the land and the buildings will be demolished.

Regarding burials, guidelines from the Ministry of Health will outline the maximum number of persons that can attend any burial, while observing safety and social distancing rules. Gatherings for condolence are prohibited until the Covid-19 pandemic is declared over. The burial of any fatality from Covid-19 will be in accordance with the strict protocol to be announced by the Commissioner of Health.

The extension of the quarantine conditions imposes an obligation to make provision for the low income, poor and vulnerable persons that would be adversely affected, as they may be unable to earn any income while the lockdown persists. The state government has done a first phase of distribution of food across 59 community clusters in nine local government areas. The next phase will be conducted across the 23 local government areas.

To fund the provision of these support packages, the Kaduna State Government expects all those fortunate enough to still earn a regular income to live up to their neighbourly responsibility towards those who are unable to earn any money due to no fault of theirs. Therefore, the less than 100, 000 persons who work for the Kaduna State Government as political appointees and public servants must contribute financially towards enabling the almost 10m persons living in the state to survive and thrive in this emergency period.

Therefore, the Kaduna State Government has directed all its senior appointees, including Commissioners, Permanent Secretaries, Special Advisers and Heads of Agencies to each donate N500,000 in April 2020. In subsequent months, they will donate 50% of their salaries until the quarantine ends. Other categories of political appointees will also be making monthly donations to support the provision of relief to the low income, poor and vulnerable residents of the state.

Career public servants earning a net pay of N67,000 and above after tax will also donate 25% of their pay monthly whilst the quarantine conditions are in place. No public servant will have less N50,000 monthly to manage in this emergency period.

We are obliged to demonstrate that as government workers, we care enough for others to donate part of our earnings for their wellbeing. As a state government, we are also seeking donations from high net worth individuals, the private sector and development partners to support our efforts to contain Covid-19 and its consequences.

The Kaduna State Government wishes to inform potential donors that we prefer donations to be in kind: personal protective equipment, PCR machines, medical facilities and equipment, facemasks, food, pharmaceuticals, and fertilizer, seeds and seedlings and other support for farmers. The state government will publicly acknowledge all donations in addition to the letters of appreciation that shall be sent to all donors.

Signed

Muyiwa Adekeye
Special Adviser to the Governor (Media & Communication)
26th April 2020
Agriculture / Re: 200 Graduates Get N74m, Free Land In Ogun by streetshuttle(m): 4:38pm On Sep 01, 2019
This man's second term loading... Doing great and as expected. Kudos to him

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Romance / Re: Groom And Groomsmen Storm The Dance Floor As They Vibe To Burna Boy's Song by streetshuttle(m): 5:35pm On Aug 25, 2019
Such a kill joy you are.
Oyetboy:
This is not news and it doesn't even deserve to be on the front page. angry
Celebrities / Re: Klint da Drunk Involved In Accident (Photos) by streetshuttle(m): 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2019
Mumu, he said they boarded a golf, read again oga.
Munzy14:
Was he drunk or what?....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 12th May 2019 by streetshuttle(m): 4:23pm On May 12, 2019
Now 3-1
Politics / Circular On Purported INNOSON Taking Over GTBANK Was False. by streetshuttle(m): 3:04pm On Mar 30, 2019
With the ongoing rumor that innoson motor Ltd has taken over the leadership of GTB has been countered and declared fake as alleged false information to cause panic on the Bank's customers.

However, the purported judgment has never been against GTBANK. it has been between INNOSON and NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE BOARD/EFCC.

public should take note on what they read and believe.

Romance / Re: Do We Need This? by streetshuttle(m): 8:55pm On Dec 01, 2018
Who king or queen of nairaland epp?? Geeerrrrrhhhrrrr.

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