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Nairaland General › Re: Please The Mentions Are Too Much!!! by StrongPenis: 11:03pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
Lol for your hot vegetable oil dream

Seriously, Nairaland girls go gaga sighting my moniker. Everyone loves a strongpen1s.

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting by StrongPenis: 8:04am On Nov 30, 2014

I don't even know what to say sef.............*continues to stroke his pen1s*

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Education › Re: 10 Students You Will Meet At Result Checking Board by StrongPenis: 5:00pm On Nov 29, 2014

tosyne2much:
If your senses are really working, have you ever stumbled upon any thread on NL which is unworthy of bashing ?

Intelligent ppl will read and sieve the mistakes while foolish ppl like you will outrightly make fun of it

Keep picking errors in my thread while I keep evolving around wisdom and knowledge.. Get that into your head you frustrated attention seeking nincompoop

Bro you did a good job with the list but you should learn to take criticism from others. Not everyone would fall in love with your work, that is why there will always be the critics.

akinsadeez:
awwwwwwww. Poor cry Baby. He is so pained You are the one who should use your senses properly before opening threads next time. I don't sieve mistakes, rather I tell people their mistakes so they can improve on it. If you can't take that, find the nearest cliff and do a jimmy jumpoff

Dude you can be so annoyingly blunt at times you know.....take it is easy on the chap. Not everyone responds well to criticism like you do, there is no need bandying words with him and the bashing is quite unnecessary. Easy man

Education › Re: 10 Students You Will Meet At Result Checking Board by StrongPenis: 10:47am On Nov 29, 2014*

I wasn't allowed to check my results back then; I landed at the school health centre twice just after checking my 100 level results. My babe begged me not to check the result again that she would check it for me. As at the time I was graduating, I was almost in first class based on the grades she said I had. I remember I had to seriously hustle money to give her to help me sort 3 of our lecturers so I could make A and then first class when I was in my finals. When I received my certificate, I saw third class.. I pee'd on myself. The b1tch deceived me!

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Sports › Re: Keshi Lacks Coaching Capacity —oliseh by StrongPenis: 10:37am On Nov 29, 2014*

Elcemento:
Word!!! Oliseh or Siasia would have been a perfect replacement.

MY SIGNATURE, MY PROFILE, MY BUSINESS !!!

Siasia ko Biabia ni....or is it not the same Siasia that could barely qualify us for Afcon? Oliseh sef should go and sit down! Being a good football analyst does not necessarily make one a good coach. We all witnessed how guys like Roy Keane, Alex Mcleish, Daniel Amokachi, Alan shearer failed woefully as a coach but made a name for themselves based on their good analytical prowess. What we need now is a good coach with an impressive track record to steer our team back to greatness, not another trial and error.

Sports › Re: Keshi Lacks Coaching Capacity —oliseh by StrongPenis: 10:30am On Nov 29, 2014

Elcemento:
Word!!! Oliseh or Siasia would have been a perfect replacement.

MY SIGNATURE, MY PROFILE, MY BUSINESS !!!

Sports › Re: The Remaining Quality For Eden Hazard by StrongPenis: 10:20am On Nov 29, 2014

UniqueGem:
You can't rate Pogba with Hazard using goals and assists, they both play different roles. Pogba is a defensive midfielder while Hazard is a winger. Right now, i think he(Hazard) can only boast of dribble. Dribbles that leads to nothing.

Pogba is not a defensive midfielder, dude you know nothing about football!! And you say Hazard adds nothing to the team except dribbles?? Do you know Hazard created the most chances in all of europe last season? Do you know he was also the most fouled player in all of europe last season? Even Di Maria, James, Pogba, Iniesta and co couldn't create the number of chances he created.

Health › Re: Ebola: Stop Importing Frozen Chicken – FG Warns Nigerians by StrongPenis: 7:44pm On Nov 26, 2014

Ebola this, Ebola that, I'm tired of this sh1t mehn! It has been over 3 months since I had sex. Now I can't eat chicken again. I give up

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Celebrities › Re: I Was In Love With Chidinma - Wizkid by StrongPenis: 7:18pm On Nov 25, 2014

StrongPenis is also in love with chidinma.....I'm in love.

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Education › Re: Three Dead As Military Men Open Fire On Students Of Unijos. by StrongPenis: 6:46pm On Nov 25, 2014

why can't we just get things right in this country for once?

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Romance › Re: If A Man Tells You Any Of These Lines, Run! by StrongPenis: 6:21am On Nov 25, 2014

missdebs:
lalastica juss eff up wt ds thread....so wu will i nw marry

Marry me babe, I'm pretty sure you fancy my moniker.........every girl does.

Education › Re: Top 5 Countries In Which Nigerians Study by StrongPenis: 11:47pm On Nov 24, 2014*

gen2briz:
What's about those nairalander schooling in France?

They were not recognized because they are too dull. .....Research have it that 95% of nigerian students with below par IQ are all based in France

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: Illuminati 666 Symbol On New Nigerian N100 Naira Note Calls 4 Attention! by StrongPenis: 11:31pm On Nov 24, 2014*

StevinMorgan:
which secondary school u go? That u can't even comprehensively understand a small passage?

You call that lengthy post of the OP a short passage? Obviously you weren't privileged to school in France.

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Romance › Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 11:56pm On Nov 23, 2014

Jenams:
I was on my own wen dis anu-mal came callin. #ezi-ofia

It is one thing to be unintelligent and stup1d. It is another thing to be unintelligent and stup1d in public. I ask once again; is your stupidity hereditary or self-inflicted? Coz your degree of stupidity is atonishing Now go and ruminate on grass as usual

Celebrities › Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 9:00pm On Nov 23, 2014

UnimkeAk:
You are just a piece of shiit

The is no Oklahoma in Germany.
Frankfurt isn't a state but the largest city in the German state of Hesse Hessen.

I thought you where joking from your post that I quoted, but you replying me with this Bullshiit tells me that you're MAD.

Exposure my foot.
You Just a stuppiiid Phony/fake motherfuckar

Buhahahahaha This big olodo later fell for my shii mehn . There is no Zurich in Germany, there is no Oklahoma in Germany, Berlin is no where close to Oklahoma, Frankfurt isn't a state neither is it any close to Zurich. Of-course I was joking bro! Now beg me before I send Amadioha to strike your balls dead!

Romance › Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 6:39pm On Nov 23, 2014

Jenams:
I was only followin ur footstep #bastard

Is your stupidity hereditary or self-inflicted?

Romance › Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 5:27pm On Nov 23, 2014

Jenams:
u dnt want ur mum disrespected, do u?

So you derive much joy in insulting people's parent? How old are you kid?

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Celebrities › Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 4:32pm On Nov 23, 2014*

UnimkeAk:
Berlin(Germany) close to Oklahoma(USA)

I feel you die!

Continue to dey lie for 3D

Olodo like you, so you think it is only USA that have Oklahoma ba? When will you niggas get a lil bit more exposure and stop infecting us with your stark ignorance? There is another Oklahoma in Germany and it is the capital of a state called Frankfurt close to Zurich. I have been in Germany for a couple of days now brokering a deal with Mercedez (Daimler Plc) on a big contract

Romance › Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 3:37pm On Nov 23, 2014

Jenams:
I knw u very well, u died last year, RIP

I don't know what makes you so stup1d but that sh1t surely works.

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Romance › Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 3:12pm On Nov 23, 2014

Jenams:
I dnt hav one, so let's use ur mum.

Little wonder you lack common sense

Romance › Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 2:26pm On Nov 23, 2014

Jenams:
Show me one nigerian girl dat is nt materialistic!

your sister?

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Celebrities › Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 2:05pm On Nov 23, 2014

onyichick:
oya nah am waiting show me wetin u fit do.all talk no action

Onyi .....Last warning!

Celebrities › Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 10:59am On Nov 23, 2014

onyichick:
eeeeeiiiishhhh n even if I get u angry wat can u do,notin.na ontop my head u wan form anger abi

Be warned!! I'm not named StrongPenis for nothing.

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Celebrities › Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 10:02am On Nov 23, 2014

onyichick:
abi u be d'banj

Don't get me angry, I haven't eaten anything this morning .

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Celebrities › Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 9:10am On Nov 23, 2014*

Lies!!! Lies upon lies!! Dbanj ain't broke yet. My nigga still balling big time. All ye silly bloggers need go get a job! Lowlifers! Dbanj and I balled yesternight in a big club in Berlin close to Oklahoma.

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Education › Re: LASU Withdraws ASUU Chairman’s Phd Certificates, 13 Others by StrongPenis: 7:40am On Nov 23, 2014

STENON:
Really?

I school in France so I dnt knw much about ASUU....

ASUU chairman should go and apply in France

This sh1t is becoming stale...

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Politics › Re: Situation In Nigerian Prison-you Don't Want To See This Pix by StrongPenis: 7:52pm On Nov 22, 2014

There is no hell greater than this. See human beings packed in a tight space like sardine. Those of us enjoying freedom, wake up in the morning, have hot sex, go to work, come back home and lie comfortably on our cushion. We really don't know what we our enjoying oo

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