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Nairaland / General / Re: Please The Mentions Are Too Much!!! by StrongPenis: 11:03pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Gurgle:Seriously, Nairaland girls go gaga sighting my moniker. Everyone loves a strongpen1s. |
Religion / Re: 10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting by StrongPenis: 8:04am On Nov 30, 2014 |
I don't even know what to say sef.............*continues to stroke his pen1s* 2 Likes |
Education / Re: 10 Students You Will Meet At Result Checking Board by StrongPenis: 5:00pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
tosyne2much:Bro you did a good job with the list but you should learn to take criticism from others. Not everyone would fall in love with your work, that is why there will always be the critics. akinsadeez:Dude you can be so annoyingly blunt at times you know.....take it is easy on the chap. Not everyone responds well to criticism like you do, there is no need bandying words with him and the bashing is quite unnecessary. Easy man |
Education / Re: 10 Students You Will Meet At Result Checking Board by StrongPenis: 10:47am On Nov 29, 2014 |
I wasn't allowed to check my results back then; I landed at the school health centre twice just after checking my 100 level results. My babe begged me not to check the result again that she would check it for me. As at the time I was graduating, I was almost in first class based on the grades she said I had. I remember I had to seriously hustle money to give her to help me sort 3 of our lecturers so I could make A and then first class when I was in my finals. When I received my certificate, I saw third class.. I pee'd on myself. The b1tch deceived me! 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: Keshi Lacks Coaching Capacity —oliseh by StrongPenis: 10:37am On Nov 29, 2014 |
Elcemento:Siasia ko Biabia ni....or is it not the same Siasia that could barely qualify us for Afcon? Oliseh sef should go and sit down! Being a good football analyst does not necessarily make one a good coach. We all witnessed how guys like Roy Keane, Alex Mcleish, Daniel Amokachi, Alan shearer failed woefully as a coach but made a name for themselves based on their good analytical prowess. What we need now is a good coach with an impressive track record to steer our team back to greatness, not another trial and error. |
Sports / Re: Keshi Lacks Coaching Capacity —oliseh by StrongPenis: 10:30am On Nov 29, 2014 |
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Sports / Re: The Remaining Quality For Eden Hazard by StrongPenis: 10:20am On Nov 29, 2014 |
UniqueGem:Pogba is not a defensive midfielder, dude you know nothing about football!! And you say Hazard adds nothing to the team except dribbles?? Do you know Hazard created the most chances in all of europe last season? Do you know he was also the most fouled player in all of europe last season? Even Di Maria, James, Pogba, Iniesta and co couldn't create the number of chances he created. |
Health / Re: Ebola: Stop Importing Frozen Chicken – FG Warns Nigerians by StrongPenis: 7:44pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Ebola this, Ebola that, I'm tired of this sh1t mehn! It has been over 3 months since I had sex. Now I can't eat chicken again. I give up 6 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: I Was In Love With Chidinma - Wizkid by StrongPenis: 7:18pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
StrongPenis is also in love with chidinma.....I'm in love. 1 Like
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Education / Re: Three Dead As Military Men Open Fire On Students Of Unijos. by StrongPenis: 6:46pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
why can't we just get things right in this country for once? 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: If A Man Tells You Any Of These Lines, Run! by StrongPenis: 6:21am On Nov 25, 2014 |
missdebs:Marry me babe, I'm pretty sure you fancy my moniker.........every girl does. |
Education / Re: Top 5 Countries In Which Nigerians Study by StrongPenis: 11:47pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
gen2briz:They were not recognized because they are too dull. .....Research have it that 95% of nigerian students with below par IQ are all based in France 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Illuminati 666 Symbol On New Nigerian N100 Naira Note Calls 4 Attention! by StrongPenis: 11:31pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
StevinMorgan:You call that lengthy post of the OP a short passage? Obviously you weren't privileged to school in France. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 11:56pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Jenams:It is one thing to be unintelligent and stup1d. It is another thing to be unintelligent and stup1d in public. I ask once again; is your stupidity hereditary or self-inflicted? Coz your degree of stupidity is atonishing Now go and ruminate on grass as usual |
Celebrities / Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 9:00pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
UnimkeAk:Buhahahahaha This big olodo later fell for my shii mehn . There is no Zurich in Germany, there is no Oklahoma in Germany, Berlin is no where close to Oklahoma, Frankfurt isn't a state neither is it any close to Zurich. Of-course I was joking bro! Now beg me before I send Amadioha to strike your balls dead! |
Romance / Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 6:39pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Jenams:Is your stupidity hereditary or self-inflicted? |
Romance / Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 5:27pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Jenams:So you derive much joy in insulting people's parent? How old are you kid? 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 4:32pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
UnimkeAk:Olodo like you, so you think it is only USA that have Oklahoma ba? When will you niggas get a lil bit more exposure and stop infecting us with your stark ignorance? There is another Oklahoma in Germany and it is the capital of a state called Frankfurt close to Zurich. I have been in Germany for a couple of days now brokering a deal with Mercedez (Daimler Plc) on a big contract |
Romance / Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 3:37pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Jenams:I don't know what makes you so stup1d but that sh1t surely works. 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 3:12pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Jenams:Little wonder you lack common sense |
Romance / Re: After Reading This You Might Break-up With Your Girlfriend by StrongPenis: 2:26pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Jenams:your sister? 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 2:05pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
onyichick:Onyi .....Last warning!
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Celebrities / Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 10:59am On Nov 23, 2014 |
onyichick:Be warned!! I'm not named StrongPenis for nothing. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 10:02am On Nov 23, 2014 |
onyichick:Don't get me angry, I haven't eaten anything this morning . 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Big Boy D’banj Is NOW BROKE: Dragged To Court Over Alleged Dud Cheque, Bad Debt by StrongPenis: 9:10am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Lies!!! Lies upon lies!! Dbanj ain't broke yet. My nigga still balling big time. All ye silly bloggers need go get a job! Lowlifers! Dbanj and I balled yesternight in a big club in Berlin close to Oklahoma. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: LASU Withdraws ASUU Chairman’s Phd Certificates, 13 Others by StrongPenis: 7:40am On Nov 23, 2014 |
STENON:This sh1t is becoming stale... 127 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Situation In Nigerian Prison-you Don't Want To See This Pix by StrongPenis: 7:52pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
There is no hell greater than this. See human beings packed in a tight space like sardine. Those of us enjoying freedom, wake up in the morning, have hot sex, go to work, come back home and lie comfortably on our cushion. We really don't know what we our enjoying oo 35 Likes |
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