tosyne2much:
This write up is based on my observations.. I have met quite a few students clustered around result checking board and below are my observations


Lemme keep the ball rolling

10 Students You Will Meet At Result Checking Board

1. The ones who will keep opening their mouth after checking their results. They will start explaining how easy the questions was, how they finished b4 time and how they attempted all the questions properly. They will start bad mouthing the lecturer, saying the lecturer is economical giving out marks and that he deliberately marked them down

2. The ones who will start raining curses on a lecturer the moment they realize they got D, and will start praising themselves when they get an A in the course


3. The ones who will check their results and start hissing as if it wasn't their result. They will keep checking every 2min if truly it is their matric
or that of someone else

4. The ones who will check their result and start blaming their failure on insufficient time during the exam

5. The ones who will check their results and would act like they have passed but look at them in the face and you would see discomfort and failure registered on their faces


6. The ones who come to check their own result under the disguise of checking for someone else (if I hear say na another person result )


7. The ones who are there to consolate other people.. Either they have pass or fail, no no one knows [/b]

8. The ones who will come and stay few miles away from the board expecting students to vacate the board before they can check because they don't want ppl to know their grades


9. The ones will check their results without even saying anything, off they go.. Either they fail or pass, you will never know

10. The ones who will check their result and start boasting. ( I know I will get an A). Many at times, they will be the last person to vacate the result check board because they want to show to their colleges how well they have performed


** Feel free to add yours **

Warning - No claiming of brilliant student on this thread

AgapeCharis:
The ones that will check their result and immediately use a pen to cancel their matric number n d grade
For some,
•To keep their success a secret
•To hide their failure(most of dem dey form Albert Einstein)

lilmaxfidel:
so why is this making frontpage?

Profcamsey:
I am brilliant. I dont do these. Mind you, dont qoute me if you dont want to be banned for life.

chibwike:
Did it make fP

lilmaxfidel:
potentially making frontpage

chibwike:
Lol....it deserves FP tho...its a nice thread

StrongPenis:
I wasn't allowed to check my results back then; I landed at the school health centre twice just after checking my 100 level results. My babe begged me not to check the result again that she would check it for me. As at the time I was graduating, I was almost in first class grade based on the grades she said I had. When I received my certificate, I saw third class.. The b1tch deceived me!

StrongPenis:
I wasn't allowed to check my results back then; I landed at the school health centre twice just after checking my 100 level results. My babe begged me not to check the result again that she would check it for me. As at the time I was graduating, I was almost in first class grade based on the grades she said I had. When I received my certificate, I saw third class.. The b1tch deceived me!

Yomieluv:
Your school is backward op.

Still pasting results!

Huck!

I give up.

StrongPenis:
I wasn't allowed to check my results back then; I landed at the school health centre twice just after checking my 100 level results. My babe begged me not to check the result again that she would check it for me. As at the time I was graduating, I was almost in first class grade based on the grades she said I had. When I received my certificate, I saw third class.. The b1tch deceived me!