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[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=257985.msg3706679#msg3706679 date=1239205326]WE MAKE A DEAL. . . . .Come back to teaching your IGBO class, and I'd teach you all you need to know abt that "slimy creamy stuff" [/quote]lol ew. . .

emilyone:
does anyone need my nos ?

No ma'am

tope2000:
excatly . . . . .plenty nonsense
u dropped ur number yet u didnt know you were going to be called . . . . yea rite

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=259578.msg3706639#msg3706639 date=1239204954]

All my time on NL, I've been defending Lagos girls, and this one wants to come with the nonsense "typical Lagos Girl" shit.
I give up on you girls [/quote]death.

Sistawoman's number: 410-369-5433

I think none should be an option lol

Either the camera angle and lighting didn't do her any justice in that photo she is just not that pretty.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=259578.msg3706564#msg3706564 date=1239204144]What's a "typical lagos girl"?[/quote]Apparently, they play well with others.

hollandis:
That is exactly what I am saying ,of all the issues in the world to discuss about, the most important issue to a girl is that of packing condoms into a man's bag.I havent even heard about it discussed anywhere,let alone happening.All what girls think about, is falling in love ,fashion et al.when other important issues are there to be raised.

I don't understand what you're getting at, hun.

You dropped your number. What else did you expect, darl? I haven't had a similar experience and never will.

Voting closes on the 18th of April

What would he need the condoms for?

OMG no. . . Be strong, darl.

Erm. . . members of Destiny's Child all went solo back in '05.

spikedcylinder:
Add more smileys. The ones existing are darn boring.

I know!!! And when I try to spice it up, some people take off their wigs and try to come at me.

davidylan:
Been ready over a yr ago sweetie . . . i dont need second invitations.

Ok then, let's wander away from NL and its gossip loving folks lol. . meet me in my room in 5

https://i40.tinypic.com/2yttu9i.jpg

davidylan:
ojigbijigbi . . . my bread is buttered today . . . cum here my darling.

You ready?

https://i44.tinypic.com/2wmjn9y.jpg

davidylan:
Are you really really really sure?  My hugs come with strings attached so think about it very carefully . . . i'm waiting with wide open arms.

I'm cumming coming lol

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davidylan:
Starstruck . . . fine girl . . . too bad stephenp got there before me . . .

Sadly, he's never here anymore. I think I DO need a hug https://i42.tinypic.com/1zecjub.jpg

Random guy: Come here, I think you need a really warm hug.

Me: https://www.roomtowrite.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tiptoe.gif Ch . . . the devil is liar

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=259201.msg3702467#msg3702467 date=1239132927]So what happens to Chukwu and Emanuel?[/quote]They never really loved her plus they have been checking me out.

posakosa:
good question, friend of a friend's mother knows my mom, apparently, he used the idiot to get her number from his mother.

This whole thing too has destroyed thier relationship.

That is . . . wow. . . how do you do that? It's just weird.

posakosa:
breif example,

"Yinka last night was great. I loved the new position we tried, esp. the way you ****ed me hard. wow, my ***** still hurts! Come over to my house, and lets do this again, " (btw, I live alone, my dad bought me a house!)

and more messages,  

How did he get your mom's cellphone number?

He forwarded the texts to your mom?

Pick John.

StephenP:
Who else can have two nominations in his absence but me? lol

death.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=257900.msg3698228#msg3698228 date=1239064575]Who are you marrying?

Better keep trying to butter up StarStruck. . . . [/quote]https://www.roomtowrite.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tiptoe.gif

debosky:
Went clubbing once and met this really HOT girl and we had some chemistry. After the whole thing, her friends were taking a long time to make up their minds where to buy some food before going home and it was a bit chilly. Being the gentleman (honest  ), I offered that we go chill in my car for a few minutes for her friends to sort themselves out and for their ride home to show up, and then she says to me with a shocked look on her face 'is that all it takes you? a few minutes'?? 

Imagine getting your 'staying power' questioned like that. Innocent me thought I was only doing her a favour, apparently she had other ideas in her head. 

Death! She must have been really Hot or just trying to play you lol

ijleke:
@ poster the dude saw me walkin out of the supermarket and he walked up to and he said " i wanna get into your skirt" am like that cool i wanna see wats in your jeans too. he laughed, now u know the rest,

No . . . what happened next?

stillwater:
She likes them rough!

I see! lol

Treetop20:
no i didn't laugh
i told her to keep looking at it
if she so chooses and to be my guest
by sitting on it

Wait, were you naked or something?

bcblazer:
I'm having this feeling we can talk now. You should be sane after experimenting with your Love Machine all night long. Silly Lesbian.

lol shut up gay. I still don't want to talk to you.