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Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 3:26pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

hmmmmmmmmmmm okay i will hit you up on the farm
but what kind of farmland would you love to cultivate dear
As I said,
Any farm that is rich in fun and very lively like yours and also rich in basic ingredients with good frontals and defences. . . you dig? wink wink wink
Am a fair skinned One and Wouldnt mind a dark skinned farm to compliment mine.
But why is the desirable( that's your farm) not available? tongue grin
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:32pm On Apr 08, 2009
IFELEKE all that one wey you just dey blow na grammer
my farm land is not available because i have seen a farmer who cultivates very well and i cant attempt to let him goooooooo
not now maybe until he is , i don seal my mouth for that place o
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 3:34pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

IFELEKE all that one wey you just dey blow na grammer
my farm land is not available because i have seen a farmer who cultivates very well and i cant attempt to let him goooooooo
not now maybe until he is , i don seal my mouth for that place o
You are not even sure of the farmer?
Come to the farmer who you can trust to deliver any time.
y me:

@agaba123
nothing for you

says who?
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:35pm On Apr 08, 2009
who told you am not sure, i am very sure o

says who? says moi y me
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by bluespice(f): 3:42pm On Apr 08, 2009
GOSH IVE HAD SOME EMBARRASSING LAUGHS FROM THE THINGS IVE READ ON HERE tongue
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by unfaded(m): 3:44pm On Apr 08, 2009
innuendos, its bin long i head that word,
y me and co, all these ur subtle flirting,
we go see where e go lead,
bush burning, na in go end am grin
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 3:46pm On Apr 08, 2009
chaiiiiiiii make una see NL people wetin una dey find dey goooooooooo lol
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 3:59pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

chaiiiiiiii make una see NL people wetin una dey find dey goooooooooo lol

De go where? talk am jare.

@unfaded
Bush burning causes global warming. Not good for our environment any more. Upgrade.
Modern farmers like me know better way!
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by unfaded(m): 4:05pm On Apr 08, 2009
dey deceive ur sef, where's ur village, i bet na hoe una still dey use
bsides wetin u wan cultivate for y me?
koko-yam? grin
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 4:07pm On Apr 08, 2009
agaba you never told me you were good at farming techniques ooooooooo
anyway fire on nothing do you at all


@unfaded
wetin concern you even if na rice e wan cultivate

lol
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by unfaded(m): 4:10pm On Apr 08, 2009
dey deceive ur sef, where's ur village, i bet na hoe una still dey use
bsides wetin u wan cultivate for y me?
koko-yam? grin
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 4:14pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

IFELEKE all that one wey you just dey blow na grammer
my farm land is not available because i have seen a farmer who cultivates very well and i cant attempt to let him goooooooo
not now maybe until he is , i don seal my mouth for that place o
Who said you shld let him go?
I said give another cultivator a trial and get mesmerized. . .  tongue tongue wink
Ok, If your farm won't be available for the next 2 weeks,
Then I can make do with the other arrangement. . .
Get me the farm and let me go to Jerusalem. . .  grin wink
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 4:18pm On Apr 08, 2009
unfaded:

dey deceive ur sef, where's ur village, i bet na hoe una still dey use
bsides wetin u wan cultivate for y me?
koko-yam? grin
@unfaded
wetin concern you even if na rice e wan cultivate
[/quote]

Abeg helep me ask am oo.
[quote author=y me link=topic=257985.msg3706472#msg3706472 date=1239203257]
agaba you never told me you were good at farming techniques ooooooooo
anyway fire on nothing do you at all.
wetin concern you even if na rice e wan cultivate


Na that you know babe. I am sure I can do justice to your farm as you will never regret it
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 4:20pm On Apr 08, 2009
Agaba, you sef, you like too much punami shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 4:30pm On Apr 08, 2009
@IFELEKE
do you think you have got what it takes to visit my jerusalem

@agaba123
i will not let you cultivate my farm, i love it the way it is.
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 4:33pm On Apr 08, 2009
*Toyinrayo:

Agaba, you sef, you like too much punami shocked shocked shocked
wetin be punami? is it pammy as in palm wine? NO I no like am
undecided

y me:

@agaba123
i will not let you cultivate my farm, i love it the way it is.

I will maintain it for you. Na win win situation.
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 4:37pm On Apr 08, 2009
Yes, it's pammy. That wet, slimy, creamy stuff wink
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 4:38pm On Apr 08, 2009
@toyinrayo
so you mean say palm wine be like that y u nor tell me

@agaba123
i am gonna send you to liberia
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 4:39pm On Apr 08, 2009
*Toyinrayo:

Yes, it's pammy. That wet, slimy, creamy stuff wink
Pammy is watery and whitish. Slimy and creamy? dare to explain please?
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 4:41pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

@agaba123
i am gonna send you to liberia

babe I'm already liberated. No need!
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 4:42pm On Apr 08, 2009
agabaI23:

Pammy is watery and whitish. Slimy and creamy? dare to explain please?
WE MAKE A DEAL. . . . .Come back to teaching your IGBO class, and I'd teach you all you need to know abt that "slimy creamy stuff" grin grin

y me:

@toyinrayo
so you mean say palm wine be like that y u nor tell me
omoge, you dnt want to know tongue

Wetin happen to that ur bf wey dey always hungry for sex? u ran him off NL? grin grin
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 4:43pm On Apr 08, 2009
*Toyinrayo:

WE MAKE A DEAL. . . . .Come back to teaching your IGBO class, and I'd teach you all you need to know abt that "slimy creamy stuff" grin grin

lol ew. . .
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 4:43pm On Apr 08, 2009
hey hey toyin which one?
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 4:44pm On Apr 08, 2009
agaba okay i will send you to portugal then
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 4:45pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

hey hey toyin which one?
which one?
ewooooo, how many of them are they? shocked shocked

St☆rStruck:

lol ew. . .
no time to play innocent.
We know you grin grin
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 4:45pm On Apr 08, 2009
*Toyinrayo:

WE MAKE A DEAL. . . . .Come back to teaching your IGBO class, and I'd teach you all you need to know abt that "slimy creamy stuff" grin grin
omoge, you dnt want to know tongue
No the deal will be the other way round. Tell me about the slimmy creamy stuff here and I will teach you IGBO.
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 4:46pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

@IFELEKE
do you think you have got what it takes to visit my jerusalem

No Baby I don't ''THINK'', I ''KNOW'' have got what it takes to colonize your Jerusalem and work my way to your Promised Land. wink tongue grin
Action Speaks Louder Than Nairaland Rantings tongue tongue grin wink
A Trial will OverTrip you. . .  wink grin wink
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 4:51pm On Apr 08, 2009
@toyin
u know better than that one now


@IFELEKE
FI-------------------LE ah i no gree
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 4:54pm On Apr 08, 2009
agabaI23:

No the deal will be the other way round. Tell me about the slimmy creamy stuff here and I will teach you IGBO.
Mba!
My way or the highway. . . . kiss kiss

y me:

@toyin
u know better than that one now

grin grin grin grin the one that his ID starts with a B lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 4:59pm On Apr 08, 2009
@toyin
tell me now i dont remember
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 5:02pm On Apr 08, 2009
*Toyinrayo:

no time to play innocent.
We know you grin grin

I am an angel.
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 5:03pm On Apr 08, 2009
y me:

@toyin
tell me now i dont remember
Me sef, I dont rem. embarassed embarassed

St☆rStruck:

I am an angel.
We have evil angels too, no? wink

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