₦airaland Forum

safarigirl:
lol...you must know zilch about these things.

Donald Trump judges Miss America, is he attractive? You must be a child to peddle such jargons. The best food critiques don't even cook.

BTW, even as ugly as I think I am, I DEFINITELY look better than your candidate.

LordofNairaland:
Well, she is sexy and gorgeous, but I am for Refiner.

Who ask you quesion?

NOETHNICITY:
Hmmmmm! Change ur moniker 1st! But u funny sha!

I'm more concerned about my depleting sperm you are talking rubbish about changing moniker! Who new moniker don epp!
Gerrarah here mehn!

dikeigbo2:
Gerrinnh into the cage as usual

Werey, see your big head like boiled yam.

NOETHNICITY:
Ur solution/redemption lies within the moniker u bear. My brother u really need help!

Bros, I seriously need help. I beg.

abbeyology88:
You are a Foolish Coward for Posting that babe (I**Y's) picture. You this wall gecko.

ModsAreMad:
is this also a campaign strategy

Is your Brain half as functioning as your anus is?

dikeigbo2:
Relocate to sambisa and make good use of your energy

Gerrarah here mehn! Nonsense troll!

nrexzy:
At ur age...

warrapun to my age?

My sperm is finishing you are talking rubbish about age! Are you OK?!

BoboFashion:
She use am drink tea ni?

Bros I don't understand myself, is as if they girl use juju for me. That babe is eviiiil!

Fairytales:
Senseless

Gerrarah here ediot!
Go and sell boli!

falconey:


drink viju milk to rejuvenate

Viju Milk can only help me recover, I want either stop wasting my sperm on this girl or I yansh her in real life!

Bros how can you help me?

devilmaycry:
Niceee....been laffing since .... And downloading the pishures too...lol...

vera031:
Na by force

No o, I just like fried chicken ni.
By the way, na only you chop all that plenty food for lunch? You go like food die o.



Vote Ivyy for Miss NL 2016

vera031:
Hy everyone, made this for lunch yesterday.

Why you no fry the sikin?




Vote Ivyy for Miss NL 2016

anonym0us:
Op u need to drink buhari piss

FixedRoots:
Unfortunately, I left all the books I ''sabi'' and the sabiness in the womb *sticks tongue out*

Hi. You must be a goat from the past century. 21st century compliant goats have been genetically modified to be obedient. How have you been coping?

It's in the blood maamy. My progenitors were known for their unreserved stubbornness and we the younger ones have no choice but to continue where they left off.
These days, I find eating neighbour's yams and beans boring and predictable. I have found new love in making meeeeeeerrrrrh noise 4am every morning and taking a dump at our neighbour's doorstep. Yeah I'm that stubborn!

grad2012:
u garrit mehn. oya wetin make I do to put my vote I don ready

Voting na tomorrow o. Just come with your puff puff cheeks and your beautiful self and vote for Ivyy.

You will be mightily rewarded.

mzhorlah:
Another escapee from yaba

Yes I attend YabaTech!

Gerrarah here!

Vickyydera:
I missed you so much ,My last year NL crush.
Welcome back.

You can be.

Vicky Vicky Vicky!


Who is your this year NL crush?

I missed you too. How school?

You av shange a lot o

Vickyydera:
But I asked you a question.

I can not categorikaly say I'm him but it look like it.



Now, can I be your horseband?

ihimiray:
see jamb questions ooo, shey u no no her name, when next u see her in ur dreams ask..

E be like you smoke weed too. Gerrarah here mehn!

Vickyydera:
Are you by any chance friedplaintain?

Babe you so fine. Can I be your nairaland horse-band?