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mayyorr01:
fine.... but

lol, I'd say that about your comment too.

3 more to go

Here's another!

ramdris:
His rhymes...nothing concern me with his heartbreak...Lolz

lmao. You're harsh o.

NwamaziNwaAro:
All this masquerade but you still scare me

jesu! Lwkmd

bobbykosh:

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your reason for the line?

Divay22:
hahahaha..i no dey juju o...

Heartbreak from the one you love is what you should pray for to be creative

So this is why you can't break my heart. You are female, and so am I. Omg that sorta rhymes, I feel like am a rapper, I may be on fire, I don't know the next line, something something ya ya, I think I have to stop now, battery will soon die!

BluntMadmoiselle:

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how'd you do that?

TrapQueen77:


I no be yarn too much

smiles. Na so.

Divay22:
LOL.....you might not live to be this creative after I have crushed your heart......

it is then I will now prove to you that your juju dey learn for where my own dey. Power pass power.

Divay22:
Mo be you they find heart break

Okay o. You have my express permission

TrapQueen77:




Ooohh we have a term for this... In my country we called it *hugot*

Hahahahha.. Now, it reached Naija..

what's your country?

Would post the remaining 8 photos. Nl says their server is overwhelmed.

Divay22:
Op come lemme break it for you

na so

And here's some more

I actually got these from fb a couple of while back. Someone should please break my heart so I'll get this creative. Lwkmd.

A couple of years back, I was walking to the house, shaking my massive ass very well just to impress one guy behind me (he was my crush then). I got home only to find out the whole of my skirt at the back was tucked into my pant. I've been walking round the whole Street like that! I still get headache when I remember that day.

I don't know how or why, but this young man apparently needs a change of friends. I still don't understand how he could be convinced, was he getting paid? Whose boyfriend is this? Seriously, please tag his bae. His explanation was that he was "tired" of putting on clothes and this new year, he wanted to be natural. He called this the new way of taking selfies. Dude! This ain't even a selfie. Heaven help us this new year.

On resumption this semester,

School fees was increased by almost 130%. That was just stupid, not to forget, the school is in total shambles. Getting a first class degree is your first class ticket to poverty! I was in the lecture hall the other day when this guy comes into the hall. Not to mention he looked haggard and hungry (notice there was no lecturer in class because lecturers don't come to class!), he was desperately trying to convince us to buy the course materials for our GSTs from him. He said it'd increase our chances of making a first class if we read with course materials. Then he said he graduated with a first class honors.

Bomb!

There you have it. A first class degree holder wretchedly poor, nothing to show for all the awoko.

Our educational system is a complete waste of time. Every year, hundreds of thousands of graduates get pumped into the system (Labour market), I don't even know what they celebrate convocation for. Empty schools employing dull lecturers giving useless degrees to half baked graduates. Babe said he'd burn his certificate.

The truth is. ..

We are only here because our parents are still convinced it's the way. I'm not saying education is useless, nope! Going to school, getting a formal education ain't a luxury no more, it's a necessity. But going to school in my country.. .? It's a waste of time. A waste of life.

More bad news. . .

The only thing our medicine students can be is illegal abortion doctors, pharmacists don't even know the difference between gram+ and gram- bacteria and the respective antibiotics for them, our nurses are anything but caring, our medical scientists are fuel attendants, our pure scientists are teachers and our educationists are traders in Aba market. Our engineers are local electricians changing light bulbs for fifty naira- the system is messed up and I'm a part of that system. Please pity me, I'm open to being abducted and taken to a better country. I don't blame people when they say if they have the opportunity to leave, nothing in this world will make them come back.

We don't even have proper equipments or facilities. Business students learn typewriting. TYPEWRITING! people are looking for ways to get an apple laptop and my school still makes students to use a typewriter. It's like using the abacus to calculate or sticks and stones to count. The computer graduate can't even design a program or software. Our classes don't have proper seats or ventilation system. They just cram people's children like sardines.. .. . Two days ago, a boy fainted in class and another threw up. Why won't we be sick when we are forced to stay in adverse conditions.

We have overgrown bushes everywhere, uncompleted projects. Would it kill them to be updated? To actually make the Internet service available to students? We paid for that shit. The medical center is another case study - they don't care what you have :running temperature, stooling, stomachache, rashes, HIV.... They don't care, they'll still prescribe the same drugs... . Malaria tablets, paracetamol and vitamin C.

The system kills us, it corrupts. It gives us no motivation, it leaves us with no options, no zeal. Every girl is going into runs, every guy is considering G, the last of the good ones are throwing in their towels and everybody is saying the same thing - it's a complete waste of time. It's not worth sitting up for.

And the ones like me, that actually want to make it big, mark our names in the map, get a galaxy of stars named in honor of us, drive cars of sixty million U.S dollars..... Are we supposed to be here, in this country Are we supposed to raise our kids here too, in this undignified system of corruption and chaos Are we supposed to feign patriotism and contentment?

This place limits us.

We were born in the wrong country. So let's go find the right one. Let's die in the right one.

Originally posted in my blog: https://thesatblog./2016/12/15/we-were-born-in-the-wrong-country-1/

I think little girls should be prevented from watching Cinderella and every other fairytale related nonsensical cartoon. And for the same reasons, romance novels should be banned all the world over. I have just one thing against them both – their unrealistic presentation and impression of what love and relationships are about.

They show the sweetness, color brightening parts, they display intimacy then leave out the rest part of it. So we ‘girls’, grow up expecting life to be like that, and when we don’t get it, we spend a better part of our youth searching for it, getting our hearts broken then remade then rebroken again, all in the bid to get Cinderella’s kind of love, the type that doesn’t exist.

I searched for that type of love too.

My idea was that relationships are meant to be perfect, made up only of perfect moments, so any hiccup was my cue to bolt out the back door (mtcheew). I didn’t want scars, scars show imperfections and relationships aren’t supposed to be like that. A true relationship is when you are with that person and every day is perfect because you guys kiss in the morning, dream up your futures together in the afternoon and drink with the stars at night. Crap! Crap!! Crap!!! (tongue out)
Now I know better and there is one thing for sure, love is and will and can never be enough to hold a relationship (bam!). In fact, love, intimate love, doesn’t hold a relationship. What does is friendship. Before Babe and I got together, he once told me that if I’m to settle down, I should settle down with my best friend (him), because then, when the love dies after 3 kids and 60 years of being together, the friendship will keep it for the remaining 30.
True love

Isn’t necessarily love at first sight. I spent over a year praying fervently that I don’t end up with someone who has as much as an inkling’s resemblance with Babe and at the end, still ended up with him. The asking out part wasn’t even magical in any way. He didn’t search the whole town for me, there was no date or glass slipper, no romantic poem or whatever. I actually had to emotionally blackmail him into asking me out, and he did it (over the phone), silently laughing at me with his friend at the other end.

The truth is,

As much as you like or loooove each other, just love will never be enough. My first relationship had to end because we wanted different things out of life, we lasted 13 months with the love, but it wasn’t capable of keeping us through a lifetime.

A real relationship, real life relationship, means you two will fit together perfectly like missing pieces in a jigsaw puzzle, but it won’t be obvious. No one has ever seen two people so unlike each other as Babe and I, but neither have they seen two people so much alike either. We love each other, no doubt about that, but when we want to start our wahala – Chai! It is not a pretty site.

Relationships are work!

I love you but we’ve got to have physical connection too, I want to be able to look at you and come on myself, your appearance should be as attractive as your inside, and even then, we still see the most physically unattractive people getting hitched (something you’ll never see in romance novels and Co). I should be able to live with you. Your hygiene should be up to my standards, you should be making enough for us to go by the month. Your dreams should match mine, your goals should complement mine, I should be able to adjust and compromise to your person, we should be willing to give up certain habits and learn new ones, we should be able to meet halfway in everything. And this just ain’t child’s play, it is work! Work! WORK! I may love you so so much, but if we aren’t compatible, and we can’t work out being compatible successfully, then how can a relationship work? (sad face)

Relationships are never perfect

We have the good times. Beautiful times. Breathtaking, heart stopping, lost for words moments. And then there are times when all I want is a gun so I can blow his brains out! There are times when he’s so pissed off I look at him and all I see is hatred, so much, I question if there was ever love. There have been moments when we both sit and the silence is heavy with questions of if this is the end. Things happen- good things, beautiful things, bad things, disappointing , ugly real life things.
That’s how real life relationships work, people get married and get divorced and it’s not because they weren’t in love or hurried into it or whatever. It’s not always because the love has died. It is because despite the affection,coupled with whatever else there is, it isn’t enough to keep the relationship.

So yes, there’s love – lots and lots of it, but even before that, there’s friendship. And there’s a willingness to stick together no matter what, because as much as it is beautiful, it gets ugly too. And if you are depending on mainly love to get you through, I’m afraid but you’ve got to retrace on your tracks cause you’ve got another thing coming. And it will shock you. Love, as perfect as it seems (or we dream it up to be), Is – WILL- and CAN never be ENOUGH!
Originally posted in : https://thesatblog./2016/12/19/love-is-and-can-and-will-never-be-enough/

My mum fixes everything with panadol! I don’t know about other mums but mine is like my school health centre, she doesn’t care what you say is wrong with you or where it is paining you, she will prescribe panadol for you and give you goko cleanser to wash it down (the goko cleanser we are talking about here makes alomo bitters sound like icing sugar).

Anyways,

I’m always the one suffering it, headache, stomachache or whatever, mum never takes it seriously. She’ll raise her nose for me and then force me to do the stipulated chores – imagine how they treat a sick person.

Babe has been really strong for the past week

It started with a simple fever because he’s growing tooth and then escalated to a full blown boiling kettle of water kind of temperature. His parents were not even taking him serious, just like my mum does to me. It was crap and getting out of hand.

They want to kill my baby…

I got pissed off and put pressure on him and he finally agreed to go to the hospital. At the hospital, it was kind of the same thing, nonchalant attitude from the medical staffs. They didn’t take him serious until he threw up all over the reception floor (I was so happy – good for them), then he almost fainted on his way to get his injection. That was when they actually started taking us serious and paying attention.

There was this one time I was literally almost dying, Babe didn’t take me serious because I was just lying down in the bed refusing to move. It shocked him when I just got up and threw up all over the floor, that was when he actually believed me.

So it got me thinking,

Why does my mum never pay attention to me but rushes to my sisters for their slightest whimper
Why do medical staff attend to some people and neglect others
Have you ever been really weak but no one would take you serious?
It’s all one reason –

YOU DON’T LOOK IT. It’s the same reason it’s hard to see someone driving a big flashy car and believe they are broke (oga, how you take dey fuel the motor?), or see a beautifully well dressed lady and what crosses your mind is she must be hungry (excuse me, that does not happen). If you want people- especially my mum- to take your illness serious, then you’ve got to look it.

When my sisters are not fine, they act the part. So look the part.

Refuse to stand up to do anything – they can’t beat you (you are sick), even if they shout, stay on the ground and clutch your chest or stomach or whatever that is paining you. Groan, scream, shout, hala! Cry, force the tears out, if they are not coming out, think of your most painful memory (that guy that took your virginity and only ended up dumping you; how your money is still locked in mmm), think of all of it and shed tears. Roll on the floor, vomit if you can, make noise, create a scene so they can’t ignore you. Keep doing it until you get the attention you need, want and deserve.

Help won’t come except you ask for it. And if you ask cooly and they don’t give it to you, then take it by hook, nook or crook- take it by force. You deserve to be listened and attended to. You deserve breakfast in bed and your siblings doing your chores when you are not fine.

Take action now.

From dattaragurl,

xoxo.

Omfg! Someone get her ice for that burn.

drake99:
so those in serious relationship can live together?

One man's meat is another man's poison. Some live together, some don't. It's all a matter of personal preference.

drake99:
is this for married people

It's for those in serious relationships. I can't make rules for marriage, I'm not married. But if any married person feels any of the stated tips are useful to them, then they are welcomed to use them.

jclassiq:
So essentially you are letting us know that you and your babe are live in lovers yeah??

hmmm. Let's focus on the main points of the post instead. It's more productive.

Davash222:
No honey, but that's what you girls always request for.

Then you are either attracting or going after the wrong sort.

[quote author=Tolubory post=52473070][/quote]You shouldn't be confused when you are in a serious relationship and the both of you are genuinely in love.

Harinholar:
how do u handle a guy who snubbed in public most times but can act like an angel privately...

hmmm. You have to be firm on what you will stand for and what you won't. Too many of us are settling for less than we deserve and letting wrong people waste our time. You have to call him out on this. The bitter truth - he's most likely using you (I may be wrong).

crazygod:
How did u register on nairaland today and ur first post got to the front page? U be lala's or seun's gf?

what is the front page?

Ucyii:
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ona no dey learn from mmm?

izzou:
So my work na to dey help people own. Who go help me naa?

Chai

When you get your own the Lord shall direct your helpers to you in your time of need.

EWAagoyin:
currently facing one out what u listed...me and bae gets angry always and at same time

oh dear. It is well. If you guys are willing to agree on a rule, then there's a greater chance it will work and actually help in the relationship.