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1. You initiate all contact… Until you stop. At first, it’s always you asking about his day or hinting at hitting the coffee machine at the same time. But when you stop because you’re tired of being ignored, rejected or given the “we’ll see” response, he’s suddenly the one initiating contact.
Even if it’s possible that he has just realized that he likes you, it’s more likely that he’s realized that he’s lost someone who makes him feel desirable.


2. There’s sporadic contact. You send him a text today, and it takes him days to respond. A guy who genuinely fancies you should reply within the day at least, right? So what gives?
He was probably occupied at the time you texted, but that doesn’t mean he can’t spare a few seconds to reply. Chances are, the day he replies is the day he’s just bored.


3. You get short, generic responses. Does it always feel like whenever you invite him for coffee or to catch up, his response is, “I’ll check my sched,” or “I’ll let you know,” or “Hmmm…” Shady responses lets him keep you in suspense, but be warned, if he really wants to have that coffee with you, he’ll either set up the time and place or he’ll say yes to your suggestion.


4. He’s spontaneous… almost too spontaneous! It feels great when we get swept off our feet by a surprise date. But when it’s always a surprise and nothing ever gets planned, that’s when things start to get fishy. Is it because he abhors making plans? Or could it be because his plans got cancelled and he knows you’d always be willing to hang out with him?


5. You’re never alone with him. He always seems to have a handy group of friends who are conveniently around when you’re on a date. You notice that it’s starting to feel like a pattern and you never get to have a heart-to-heart conversation with him. Take this as a polite hint that he sees you only as a friend.


6. Conversations only revolve around him or around you. If it only revolves around him, then this can be a sign that he’s a bit of a narcissist and you’re just there to provide the added ego boost for him.
If the conversations are always about you and never about personal details in his life, then he may be trying to keep you in the dark about his life. Complicated reason: He’s an international superspy. Simple reason: He wants to keep you out of his inner circle.


7. He’s passing you onto another guy. It can be a nice gesture since he knows you’re looking for romance with him, but he’s not interested. To deflect your advances, he can do this so subtly that you’ll hardly notice it. It can start off with introducing you to one of his mates, and later on commenting that you really hit it off with his friend. Then he’ll give his friend your number so you can start texting. The guy whom you thought was your match is actually a matchmaker!


8. “Us” doesn’t exist online or offline.After a few dates, you’d like to make it somewhat official, right? But when you find that you’re always introduced as just a friend or those couple-selfies both of you take so often never see the light of day, then your guy might not be ready to tell people about you.


9. You’re having doubts. The great thing about most men is that they can be pretty straightforward. If they like you, they’ll do what they can to let you know. And if they don’t, they can also be painfully blunt about it. However, if you still find yourself trying to decipher every little gesture, then his signs are obviously not clear enough. Ambiguity in itself tells you that he’s not going the extra mile to make sure his feelings are obvious. Do you really want to play the guessing game all your life?

Originally posted in http://www.lovepanky.com/women/girl-talk/15-surefire-signs-he-likes-you-but-isnt-into-you

Something happened today that made me think of the advice my Papa gave to me when I was about leaving for the University. “You are going into a totally different world” he said “I cannot ignore that some things will not happen, they may, they may not, but if you meet a guy you like enough and that thing is about to happen, make sure he uses a condom. If he truly loves you, he will. Stds are as real as you and I and your sisters, and getting pregnant in school and out of wedlock is as bad as people say it is, always protect yourself“.

My Papa hasn’t been much of a Papa to me or my sisters, not even by a long shot, but today, I remembered those words of his, and I did something I haven’t done in 7 solid years – I went down on my knees and I prayed for him.

The ABC Of Sex

Abstinence
Be Faithful
Condoms

My Mama taught me abstinence in the way every typical Nigerian mother does. She was driving me to the park one day and she started “I had a dream o, you got pregnant and had to leave school, if you like get pregnant, don’t just bother to come to the house, it’s your life you will destroy not mine, God knows I’ve done my part as a parent and he will not hold me accountable“. And that was the only sex education I got from her. When I got an infection during my first year while I was in the school hostel, I went home and told my mum I was getting weird vagina discharge, she just erupted on me and concluded I got it from having sex. I was so hurt and angry at her, for insinuating I wasn’t a virgin which I was, (I hadn’t even had my first kiss) and for being more than mildly ignorant. But for a long time, I remained abstinent, I was hell bent on proving my Mama wrong.

Then I met the love of my life, (or thought he was), and I moved down to Be Faithful. And faithful I remained, so did he. But one beautiful month, I fell ill and missed my period. It had happened, my life was over, I cried day and night and day and night. The love of my life then was really supportive, promising me all the coke I wanted if only I’d stop crying, but I didn’t. For the first (and only) time in my life, coke couldn’t cheer me up. I finally gathered courage and went for an actual pregnancy test. The nurse gave me the look like I was a direct descendant of the devil himself, “all these small small girls of nowadays” she said loud enough for everyone to hear and then stare at me. The shame was so much I didn’t even notice when they pierced my skin and drew blood (I have a big time phobia for needles or sharp objects coming near my skin). I knew it was negative immediately I saw the look on the nurse’s face when she was bringing in the result, she looked disappointed, like she didn’t have anything to use to mock me anymore, she dropped the envelope on my laps, hissed and walked away. That lone experience shook me so bad, I jumped to option number 3 without thinking twice.

I hated the condoms from the very first time. I kept fearing it’d pull off and get lost inside my body. I didn’t understand why it came with so much oil like they wanted us to fry plantain with it, and if they could do something about the latex smell… I’m very sensitive to smells. I used the condoms only twice and reverted back to abstinence. The love of my life got pissed, called me selfish and from that moment, the relationship started dying until we finally went our separate ways. So much for being convinced he loved me.

Today I met a guy that said he didn’t believe in using condoms because it decreased the feeling, he liked and preferred it skin to skin. He wouldn’t stay faithful either because he couldn’t keep eating the same type of soup for so long and abstinence wasn’t even an option on the menu, he’s got blood flowing in his veins and not ice water. I just wonder, what happens if he gets infected with something really serious that otc (over the counter) drugs can’t fix, what happens if a pregnancy occurs, and how would his serious girlfriend/fiancee/wife feel knowing he’s hopping from one bed to another?

Putting all of that (and more) into consideration, I don’t think the simplest safety practices for sex should be overlooked. Their relevance cannot be overemphasized. It’s either you are abstinent, being faithful or using condoms. Cmon people, I’m tired of meeting people who neglect to abide by this simple rule either out of sheer ignorance or plain laziness. We shouldn’t risk our lives or endanger that of others. Abstinence, be faithful or condoms, it’s as easy as ABC.


Originally posted in https://meetmitchell./2017/04/10/as-easy-as-abc/

Dude you effing plagiarized my work. I wrote this and you just copied and pasted. Weh done sir. Maybe you forgot to put a link back to the original post and give credit to the original author (me), it's not a big deal sha, I'll just help you
https://meetmitchell./2017/03/25/17-annoying-questions-guys-have-to-stop-asking-girls-right-away/

alexialin:
Number 10 got me laughing..
Anytime a guy ask me such dumbb question
I then ask him.:Are u Agbero?
He will stutter and ask: how can u say am. Agbero?
I will reply :its only Agbero or Police that ask such question. So that's why am. Asking? Which one do u fall in?
He will then say OK don't worry. Forget



I hate those words. Remind me. Of Police.

so true, I get really confused like, am I supposed have something for you? It's just very annoying. I think I'll be borrowing your reply when next someone asks me that question.

DaddyNick:
That guy must be from pluto

ah! Boyfriend from Pluto! That makes me one extremely lucky gal.

Boyfriend called me this morning to tell me that my school vc is dead. I was still in shock and trying to stammer out a reply when he screamed April fool. I could hear his mum and brother laughing in the background.

So I waited like an hour, then called and told him I'm on my way to the park, I'm traveling down to go see him. We haven't set eyes on each other for the past month now, so he was damn excited. I told him I got these really hot lingerie and I was coming with his favorite dish too. Then he said he'd be waiting and we hung up. I just went back to sleep.

Two hours later and he calls to ask me how far... Let's just say we are even now.

Meanwhile I fooled 356 nairalanders with this post https://www.nairaland.com/3716816/commotion-buhari-hands-resignation-letter

Splinz:
One Most Annoying Question Girls Must Stop Asking Guys Forthwith!

1. Do you love me?— WTF! Is it your love?

rotfl... I must admit, girls ask annoying questions too. I should make a post on that.

dingbang:
I can bet my entire salary u can't keep a conversation going

challenge accepted! Drop your whatsapp number.

I can't name just one, they are too much, both the good, bad and ugly, everything is just simply amazing.

Splinz:
Sorry, my ancestor.

lmao. You dey find trouble this evening.

Fuqman:
Another guy can ask those questions and look fly meanwhile, another can do the same and look stupid. In addition, the questions does not necessarily matters but, the chemistry,...... In other words, the connection or bond or common feeling between two people.

yeah I agree with you there.

dingbang:
When you girls are so dumb to be creative in chats.. Why won't we ask all these useless questions....

lmao... Is that your excuse? Girls take note o, they are saying it's because we are dumb and uncreative that's why they ask. Please let us be more creative, biko.

Fuqman:
If you ask, they say no!.... If you don't ask, they say, why don't you ask? Frankly, Women are really complicated and confused beings.

17 things my ass..

My dear, ask the right questions. There's nothing complicated or confusing there.

Love Machine:
What is wrong in asking those questions?

They are just too inappropriate. It is not your concern to know if she's a virgin, or what she's putting on to bed, or why she doesn't stay on her natural hair. These are not productive questions to ask anyone, they come off as rude and insultive even if you meant no harm. Like a previous commenter said, only %^("boys ask these questions.

1. Are you a virgin? Seriously why are you asking, are you a virgin yourself? Are you hunting for virgins? Are you a ritualist?

2. How many guys have you slept with? Oh, so you want information to use against me in the future? No thanks.

3. How can a beautiful girl like you not be taken? It’s because I’m over qualified *rolls eyes* Most guys think this question is flattering, it's not.

4. Don’t you want to get married? I mostly get asked this question when I refuse to give a guy my number

5. What about your boyfriend? I get asked this question when I say I’m broke, excuse me, he’s not an atm

6. When are you going to get married? I don’t even know how to reply to this

7. Are you on your period? How does that information improve your life? You sound like a ritualist also.

8. You want money? Like seriously, I want money? Is there ever a time someone doesn’t want money?

9. What are you wearing? And they have a habit of asking this at night. I see what you’re doing there, I’m not your girlfriend or wife, it’s none of your business.

10. Anything for me? I don’t understand, did you send me on an errand? Is it your birthday?

11. Why don’t you smile more? It’s called a resting bitch face. Resting. Bitch. Face.

12. Have you cum yet? Boyfriends and husbands beware, this is the worst and most annoying question to ask during *coughs*

13. Am I the best you’ve been with? I don’t know, are you?

14. Why can’t you stay on your natural hair? I love long full hair, I love experimenting with different hairstyles, I was brought up this way, and please men and women are not the same, just because you stay on your bololo doesn’t mean I have to. Btw, it's not your money I spend on my hair.

15. Why do you makeup? Is it your face?

16. Why do you like pink so much? Because it’s pretty, is it a crime!

17. Why do you like romance novels so much? Why do you like movies that involve a lot of violence?

Good morning everyone. Happy April's Fool Day.


April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

Welcome to the month of April sweethearts.

It's a nice perspective but I couldn't read it to the end. The abnormal spacing is distracting.

Alphamale2017:
so u mean to say if I cheat on u now in ur presence, u will be filled with rage??

No o, she will present you with a medal and kiss your feet.

DIKEnaWAR:
Been there, done that and gave up the game a long time ago.

Curiosity comes from wanting to know what you don't. I need not know anymore in that sector. Been loyal to one wonderful goddess amongst women for a long long time.


...and your offering goes to service hoes like Daniella Okeke. Give it directly to the poor and needy. They need it more and it gets to them faster. Remember when GEJ cut the middle men in fertiliser distribution?

lol at service hoes. Is it only me or don't retired players make the best spouses. Those guys stay faithful to a fault when they mean it.

DIKEnaWAR:
If na me be the husband, na that time she stepped out I go use perfect my moves with the chic. Me and wifey go quarrel for the whole week while I run shows with the new girl.

I put an extra N100 in the offering basket everyday as a plea to God that I won't be the one to marry guys like you. Ndigwa!? You must be a certified heartbreaker.

malikombi:
I don't know what's wrong with nowadays married women.
Good thing is not meant for only you faa

remember that one when all of your friends start getting their own share of your wife. Good thing is not meant for only you too. *tongue out.

Bumbae1:
Side chics ti take over
Hope you not using mary k

No advice dear u suppose use ur head

lmao, so you've seen that story too? End time side chicks.

Went online on ig this morning and this was the first post I came across courtesy of @the_commentsection. I'm still rotfl. A part of me thinks she shouldn't have gone all that far, did the husband really deserve it? Opinions please.

Originally posted https://meetmitchell./2017/03/23/the-most-hilarious-woman-on-the-internet-today/

Do you perhaps need a way to lay it to her gently? So her feelings don't get hurt too much and you can feel at peace with yourself?

KINGwax007:
this is failed attempt at a joke. You types those words in an Android app, meant for pics and displaying it like a newspaper. And idiots are swallowing it..

Wailer's brain is zero

It's okay dear, everybody knows it's a joke.

Nigerians got no chill, lmao.

PenisCaP:
Interesting

maybe it's all just some publicity stunt, it's been ages I heard anything about Oge Okoye.

And once again, our government has proved to be the biggest comedians.

The story seems a bit one kind one kind to me though. What do you think?

My Boyfriend recently suggested we move in together, he made it seem like a joke but he told me he wanted me to consider it seriously. Initially I said ‘yes‘, but now, I’ve got really cold feet, I just brushed it off with the reason that we should first be officially married. I hate to be a stick in the mud but the truth is, I’ve been feeling like I’m entrapped – claustrophobic. I feel like I’m being rushed into something I’m not yet ready for.

I don’t think I’m ready, I don’t ever feel ready for anything, so when will I be? I have this fear that I won’t ever be able to settle down because the seriousness and permanency of it scares me. It’s not just the relationship parts of my life, it’s everything, from choosing a hairstyle to buying a furniture, it’s not that I don’t like my choices, it’s the morning for the loss of all the other options forgone. My relationship is great, it's everything I've always wanted, but I still don't want to settle down, instead, the thoughts of it make me panic to the extent I literally want to run away, like just disappear to some unknown place and start a whole new life there with a whole new identity. It's called being commitment phobic.

You may be a commitmentphobe if-

1. You have a history of becoming involved with or obsessed by partners who are emotionally, circumstantially or geographically unavailable

2. You are very picky or have a pattern of fault finding

3. You have a history of relationships where one partner wants more while the other wants less

4. You deny access to parts of your world

5. In your head, you always maintain psychological space

6. Discussion of the future fill you with dread

7. You start projects but don’t finish them

8. You always feel like you haven’t found the ‘right’ person

9. You keep a large social media presence/relationships at the expense of a stable existing one

10. You find yourself always cheating or been tempted to venture into cheating even when you are in a relationship with the 'love of your life'.

What are your views on this? Do you know anyone who may be commitmentphobic? Let me know in the comments section.

https://meetmitchell./2017/03/03/so-its-called-commitmentphobia/

dauddy97:
funny you.
So, u no get any bad record for school ba.
u must be probed.

lol. I was the typical su, nerdy and unpopular and virgin Mary.

dauddy97:
started my secondary education at 12 and ended 18. any p

omg, you were already doing the deed in secondary school!? Rotfl