planetuzor: Someone abeg give us one example of CURRENT AFFAIRS that could be set?

-Ruqahyahtu Rufia is d (a). Minister of water resources (b) commissioner of health (c) minister of education (d) first lady

lumeviews.com:
LIST OF SACKED LECTURERS FROM UNIBEN:

1. DR. ENDURANCE OPHORI – MICROBIOLOGY – SEX AND MONEY

2. MRS. AKORTHA – MICROBIOLOGY – MONEY

3. ENGR. GODFREY ARIAVE – MECHANICAL ENGINEERING – SEX AND MONEY

4. DR. FRANK OSAGIEDE – MATHEMATICS – SEX AND MONEY

5. MR. CHETE – COMPUTER SCIENCE – MONEY

Rest of the names are on the source below...

SOURCE: NAMES OF LECTURERS RECENTLY SACKED BY UNIBEN + REASONS!!!

Microbiology!!!! I know those two lecturers...sha..GOD DEY!!! Dazz all I can say lol

Jenni_angel: Storm2 how ar we? How is d jacking going?

Babe! Chemistry wan kee me I swear! I neva even tough physics...God oh!

omodave:

abeg nor too boarder urself is just 3 to 5 question from there

Hahahahaha! God bless u..
I understand...I won't focus too much on that. But na wa oh...see free 5 marks....hmmm....

omodave:
hah no na, its helps in this part of the world, 45% of growth in our body is frm longer throat so join me and get this bonus

Hahahaha! Honestly! I've seen what Jenni made...enough balanced diet...

Azukam1: I av just did my post de 2day, that 4 my 2nd choice. Eksu. Eng math eco nd acct. 9,7,7,7=30quets,35mins.cbt.

Eeya..hope it was okay? Wishing u success.

STORM2:
Babe! Chemistry wan kee me I swear! I neva even tough physics...God oh!

lol, dou. do ur best and leave d rest 4 God. It is well

Temicare: The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted for 109
days brought out the bestand worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed, many female
students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI,
ASULIMA, ABISASU…
This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce anotherwonder,e specially now
that the WEATHER is favorable [cold tinz].
So, we won’t get to see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJERE,
ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE,
ASUUFIFEHANMI…a nd so on…
Well,I trust my real female Gees Happy
Strike....ma people...Uniben is our place joor

Hahahahaha!!! See wetin strike cause!!! Lol.
But na wa for FED GOVT sef!
Dem no wan pay moni abi wetin? Tufia

STORM2:
Hahahaha! Honestly! I've seen what Jenni made...enough balanced diet...

lol. Am nt d one dat prepared it o, i only assisted in d kitchen. I dnt av dat power o

Jenni_angel: lol, dou. do ur best and leave d rest 4 God. It is well

That's the plan oh! Thank u...I know u're jacking too....God dey...lemme get back to it...just wanted to say hi to everyone..

This is Almost 12pm... but some people are still viewing this thread. a.k.a (u no ur selfs)...(Make una sha no forget to go meeting. nite don reach)


Storm2 in da building
jennnie babie
Danevans (dont even knw if ya a female or M)

Jenni_angel: lol. Am nt d one dat prepared it o, i only assisted in d kitchen. I dnt av dat power o

Babe forget that thing! Assistance is not easy na...no be kitchen? Leave dat thing joo...u try. Hope u enjoyed the meal sha? Where's our own?

planetuzor: This is Almost 12pm... but some people are still viewing this thread. a.k.a (u no ur selfs)...(Make una sha no forget to go meeting. nite don reach)

Hahahaha! Uzor!!! U no go kill me with laugh...inshort....


Oya oya @all...I don go sleep. Sweet dreams to everyone...

STORM2:
Hahahaha! Uzor!!! U no go kill me with laugh...inshort....


Oya oya @all...I don go sleep. Sweet dreams to everyone...

no go sleep na.. why na.. u wanna leave me alone here? D babe serious ooo. she don go (meeting aby na sleep abeg clerify )

Jennie love. i c u jare..... wad up!

Pls I have HND in elect-elect engineering from fedpol ado ekiti. And I want to know if uniben will admit on direct entry into 300L. Pls feed me back with any info. Thanks

@planetuzor, I b boy oo. Shey my name b like girl name? I av missed alot oo. @Jenni, hope u left my own food. Me no go hear story oo. Make una jack oo. Only jacking n prayer can do it oo. We are admitted already. Gudnite pals.

kingsonbaba: Pls I have HND in elect-elect engineering from fedpol ado ekiti. And I want to know if uniben will admit on direct entry into 300L. Pls feed me back with any info. Thanks

UNIBEN can only admit you into 200 level, as a direct entry student, regardless of your educational qualification!

Azukam1: I av just did my post de 2day, that 4 my 2nd choice. Eksu. Eng math eco nd acct. 9,7,7,7=30quets,35mins.cbt.

Congrats!!! So,how was it and what are we expecting? U go wash am o.....

U get mouth, i nova see result nw.i knw i will make it in jesus name.

kingsonbaba: Pls I have HND in elect-elect engineering from fedpol ado ekiti. And I want to know if uniben will admit on direct entry into 300L. Pls feed me back with any info. Thanks

QuestC has spoken well...
Although somewhere on nairaland either on this thread or a sister thread I remember seeing there are special cases where u can enter 300level...in uniben (engineering only oh)
Like if u had upper distinction HND. I think its possible....but I'm not in engineering I can only tell u what I've heard/read. Goodluck.

@All

Good morning beautiful people! Happy weekend

Morning to you all....

Its a beautiful saturday. Hope ya guys are feeling cool. In lagos we are doing our normal compulsory last saturday of the month Sanitation.. Am through with my small work. Jacking begins. ........ But before the jacking starts, let me make some calls: who do I call - ( unfortunately, I dnt hav anyones contact here) #seriously in the mood to shout out to someone....







Yes, hello 911? are you doing anything wanna hang
out... Police is ur friend

planetuzor: But seriously what the heck is going on now. m loosing my patience ooo. uniben admin should at least bring the form out na fo sale? i no they teh vex ooo. because if i vex eerh things go happen oo. just like my lecturer friend narrated what happened in class 2day. See the conversation.



Lecturer: What is 1+1?
Class: 8
Lecturer: That is correct!
Lecturer: What is 2+5?
Class: 14
Lecturer: Right!
Lecturer: What is 4+6?
Class: 20
Lecturer: Good! And it's gonna
remain like that
until the government increases my
salary! Strike is not always the answer.

Have a beautiful weekend ya'll

Lolzzz........ When elephant and hippopotamus dey fight, na grass dey suffer.

Temicare: The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted for 109
days brought out the bestand worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed, many female
students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI,
ASULIMA, ABISASU…
This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce anotherwonder,e specially now
that the WEATHER is favorable [cold tinz].
So, we won’t get to see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJERE,
ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE,
ASUUFIFEHANMI…a nd so on…
Well,I trust my real female Gees Happy
Strike....ma people...Uniben is our place joor

Amen.....UNIBEN is our place.

Jenni_angel: But to be frank and sincere, am extremely fed up with uniben putting us on tenterhooks

Nice expression.*Noted*

iseoluwa89:
Pls drop ur email address!!!!

*dancing Azonto* Thank you......it's:
osehonomokagbo@yahoo.com

Azukam1: U get mouth, i nova see result nw.i knw i will make it in jesus name.

You're in d spirit,bro. I join my faith with urs but u suppose know say na UNIBEN sure pass.

planetuzor: Its a beautiful saturday. Hope ya guys are feeling cool. In lagos we are doing our normal compulsory last saturday of the month Sanitation.. Am through with my small work. Jacking begins. ........ But before the jacking starts, let me make some calls: who do I call - ( unfortunately, I dnt hav anyones contact here) #seriously in the mood to shout out to someone....







Yes, hello 911? are you doing anything wanna hang
out... Police is ur friend

kajoula: Morning to you all....

STORM2: @All

Good morning beautiful people! Happy weekend

kajoula: Morning to you all....

Guz morinzzz, @all............howz waz ur nightzzz?

**sighs** Finally through with reading from page 25. I've really missed alot of fun here. Na insufficient data issues cause am o......... Make una no vex 4 me,abeg. I'm glad 2 be part of dis great family.

STORM2:
U see this is what I really hate.....
My sister, please kindly go through our past posts. If u read through previous posts then u'll have a better understanding of what's up.
Welcome sha, I see u're new on nairaland..u're very welcome.
BTW we're all waiting for the form too. Follow this thread...not rumours and u'll be fine.
Welcome. Now pls introduce urself oh! We're a family here. Oya! What course? Speak woman!

C.S.O, i gbadun ur interrogation o...........i know u're doing ur job(lolzzz....) but she might just be finding a solid ground here 2 stand. Why don't u give the first timer a nice hug and a chair 2 sidon? Uhn....?

Success_born:
Guz morinzzz, @all............howz waz ur nightzzz?

Very cool....was on nairaland temporary BAN,been unable to post for somtime....thank God I'm back.
......
For the likes of people who can't lay their hands on pasQQ's .....can we continue with the likely questions here ?.....like it was on recent pages ...Storm and Co....I seee u.