₦airaland Forum

samplegirl:
My teacher once told me that there are many forms of madness hence many are mad but few are roaming!

Seconded ma Sis.

babyosisi:
Elementary school
Yes
And you will be holding your breath when the hair lady will put your head in between her laps

hehehehe, Mom always buy biscuit 4me b4 i allow de hair lady touch me oo. Good,old memories....

emusmith:
Yea, I should have...how you?

Sori 4 late response, m gud. Hw's ya day going?

kayciano:
WOMEN think they are the only ones interested in HUSBANDs....

I need a WIFE as well....
-a working class lady
- a presentable lady...
-height 5ft 5inch at least..or 1.7M.
-waist line 36...
-ass line 52...
-breast line 40...
-oblong head/face....
-retroverted UTERUS...
-age..b/w 22 and 26..
-fair to creamy in complexion.
-last Baby of the family precisely..
-CGPA..3.5 and above..
- a Christian ( well devoted)
-or Muslim ready to convert..
-virgin or near Virgin..
-enlightened and sociable..but prudent..
-superb medical history...
-adventurous, yet submissive...
-Minimal dependent relatives..
-comfortable family...
-genotype AA, HIV negative, EBOLA negative,
-family not more than 5siblings..with most married

DON'T BOTHER ABOUT ME...
WHEN U MEET ME , u will definitely CHERISH ME...
I have a GOOD JOB, GOOD APARTMENT, and growing in my profession.

Guy u de vex? Abeg calm down oo. Can't stop laughing

emusmith:
I guess I should have added that...Side talks and yabs

yea u should have added that 2 ur list.

Lacomus:
. Thank you bt I have my choice ready , I de buy am Ghana must go .....

Lolz, guy u're funny.

I barely go to church with my phone, so m not guilty of anything on ya list. But i occasionally gist nd make side comments wit my friends nd oo not 4gettin, i also laugh @ common mistakes made by choristers nd other church members. Especially those busy body workers i don't like.

ItsAnderson:
I'll start doing press up tomorrow to gain some chest. I feel like waterproof

ladyju:
Hmm what does it for me is " what's your account number"

Lol, u're funi

endymetrix:
You forgot to add the sports freak. Some corp members are so dedicated into football that they think they will be recruited into super eagle from camp.

geedot:
He has to be a confirm Herbalist, Wizard, Magician and a big dreamer

Lol

kaya09:
she removed one matchstick to light her weed?

Lol, u're very funny.

I see no curves.

Idrismusty97:
I watched that Super story years back. I didn't finished it though, NTA only show it once a week(Every Thursday). I think Anita later run mad....


"We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator"


The end!

*Singing* "This is super story, a life of strife and sorrow...this is super story, super story, super story eehhhhhhh, this is super story."

Lol, can't stop laughing. I think i did watch that super story yrs back too.

agoadiv:
now not only Anita will be begging but....all nairaland gurls

Lol

Lol, smart guy.

gilgal7:
Expecting to see one sister with a deeper life members style of dress....lol
Fyn girl with swags...a model to all under graduate ladies...thumbs up girl

Same here, she's an inspiration to me.

MizMyColi:



I'm here to read comments.
Especially Truckpusher's

Same here Sis.

jnrbayano:
Is it the same certificate they said Buhari doesn't have?

Maybe it is.

Lol, from ya comment, 1 can easily guess dat u're under pst. Enoch Adeboye's Ministry. Quote me wrong

jauntty:
Serious Relationship is the one that is supervised by ur Pastor. !! Smbody shout "Hallelujah.

Mek she rehearse de tin well, i dey wait 2 watch her perform.

dkronicle:
My granny dey rehearse d tin every day.

Lol, wats de difference?

mytime24:
I rather kill myself thAn coMmiT sUiciDe

Not yet oo

Lala247:
His always busy?
Gurl u need to move on oh, has he proposed

U too funi.

jmoore:
Actually, I was the bus conductor. My oga, the driver is married to Ada.

True talk, correct babe.

asdfjklhaha:
Lol @op u shuld hav used okada 2 pursue d bus until u get 2 her bus stop an collect d contact. Who knows ur story might hav had a happy ending.

U're not lying ma dear, m in a long distance relationship wher ma guy is in Lag nd I m in CRS nd i can say,its difficult to keep. Imagine wen u don't hear from ya boo for a day or two wat will come 2 ur mind. De most annoying aspect z dat most times wen i call him, he busy or does not take ma kols @all den kol me later or a day after to tell me "Sori babe,i've been busy wit work lately". By dat tym ehh, i must av finished crying ma eyes out nd starving masef. **sighs nd shakes head**

Lol, wat do u expect @OP?

Lol, my 1st laughter 4 2day. Tnx though

Lolz, I wonder oo.

Gooci:
are you a switch

Lolz, I wonder oo

Gooci:
are you a switch

Guy u wicked oo. I fit die 4 dia if na me be de babe. I cut cap 4u sha,it takes lots of hrt 2do dat.

seankafor:
I dey turn them ladies down like scatter naa..
Their was one i pulled.told her to wait make i go bring cd. Lol where u c me kwanu?

And where z dat coming from?

Emodeee:
dis gal u r nt a virgin