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I havnt been able to independently verify...been pingin FRSC consistently on BBM...they wont reply. am hearing that the twitter account mite hav been hacked...buh they should @ least come out to deny it hours after this story broke out...esp since its all over theinternet and on some national dailies....poor info mgt...!


a friend however pinged that she was on 3MB andnothing like that is happening. so we can safely say its not true...

The Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), has confirmed that a BRT bus, that was conveying passengers across the Third Mainland Bridge, has fallen off, into the Lagos Lagoon.

The FRSC relayed this information via its Twitter account. It posted: “A fully loaded BRT bus fell off the 3rd mainland bridge into the Lagos lagoon, 26-11-12. Rescue work in progress. Motorists be cautious.”

It will recalled that the bridge – which is the longest in West Africa – was re-opened on November 6, after it was partially closed down for repair works, that lasted over three months.

where is apata and wat is the total package? do u have pictures? the mini flat i mean

just like messi said recently...pep will succeed anywhere he goes...

i laugh wen pple say pep met gud players in barca...for your info...pep made those players good players...aint they the same players that came third in la liga behind madrid and villareal before pep came? the season before pep came...they were 24 points behind the league winners...

pep made barca what it is today...check messi's goal statistics as i ve attached...until pep came in the 2008/2009 season..messi's highest goal tally was 14 for a season...little wonder valdano, who was a former Madrid Director of football recently said pep was the 'steve job of football' for his revolutionary ideas in football...


There's no big deal in running man utd. its easier than running barca u knw?


Anyways...quote me on this....pep wont go to man utd. or chelsea...pep is the next coach of Man City...

miss dee: Y did he nw av 2 make it public,to fink i used 2 admire dis guy. Some men sha

lets be fair on the guy...@ least he was open and pple wouldnt have to peddle rumours...everyone has his issues...lets let him resolve his...

lanre...called u severally on sunday...wanted to check the mini @ Ebute metta...does it have parking space? which area is it? do u have pics?

Sincere 9gerian: GEJ is still COOKING the food. Those who can view things dispassonately are already perceiving the aroma of the food and know for sure that the food will be GOOD when it is done. It is needless to continue to pour out statistics when work is still ONGOING. Of course we're not surprised that those who view things only from ACN/CPC 'lookometer' cannot perceive the aroma yet. By late 2014 when the FOOD will be DONE, the statistics and facts will speak for itself. The big, mighty and small will taste the FOOD and confirm that it is GOOD. When GEJ unleashes the statistics and facts, HATERS will become DUMB. DIE HARD HATERS will flee on EXILE. This is a prophecy and ye shall see it happen.

uncle "food cooker' cum prophet...go open a beer parlour and cook ur food dia...nonsense!

Still available buh going real fast...

Still available buh going real fast...

I ve often wondered why this is so.

In the last 2 yrs, both the Tenancy and Traffic Laws were enacted.

Indeed, the Tenancy law was first enacted. Whilst the implementation of the Tenancy Law was left to the 'moral persuation' of the Landlords, the LASG has gone about the implementation of the Traffic law with vigour and venom.


After all, the implementation of the Tenancy law should be given more urgency in view of the pains high rent rates are causing residents. I am unaware of one single person arrested for flouting the Tenancy Law.

Which brings me to the question..."why is this?"...Is it because the Traffic law affects the less powerful and also has income generating potentials for the Government?

Comments please.

Good Nigerian: Was longing to watch the Chat. First 5 mins., I tried hard to listen to HIM in the sitting room but didnt know when I entered my bedroom to watch films. Went back later to put off the TV.

couldnt help but blurt out in laughter @ this...


You even tried..i 'ld rather listen to Tonto Dike's songs than this joker...

Maxymilliano: This is thread is just lend credence to the fact the country's problem is not only that of leadership but followership. Nigerians don't really know what they want and that's why they get their mind disabused easily by conjectural assumptions that we read on daily basis.

Here is a President that comes out to offer us enough ground to hold him accountable, yet some people still claim not to make anything meaningful from the chat. How else are we to hold a government accountable if not by their words? This are the same people that understand easily most of the news churned out by rumour mills and even jumping into conclusions but fail to see the government sincerity in clarrifying most of the false notions.

With this attitude of ours, sad to say that it's not yet morning on creation day.

Wat I learnt is that after an incompetence laden media chat...d president will go ahead and pay some I.diots to come to nairaland to argue and spit rubbish in a bid to influence public opinion...

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stock is running low. make that call now...

how much? pls be specific

wats the least the shomolu 2 bd can go for and can i pay one yr or a yr and half? wats the full package?

hi lnre...i am interested in the mini @ ebute metta...can they take one yr and half? and wats the full package sum?

mite also be interested in the house @ palmgrove...how much will they accept last? and wats the fulkl package...pls reply urgently

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Desola: Hahaha...morning, morning melecine. I see you have resumed at work this morning to take advantage of the internet service. Okay, set the agenda now.

you don jam!

Waa lo sebe mo!

just passing by to see if the i.diot(s) have said anything sensible....oh dear....not yet...

seanet01: Mi oni Iyawo Osi, Failure001 abi ki loti ni onje You don enter tonight. By the time she is through with your senility galvanized brain, you go don kolo
Desola: Please reserve some energy for tonight match. It's an home match i don't want you to lose. Lol

whoz's dis f.ool trying to impress an equally retarded m.oron?

[quote author=Desola][/quote]yaaaay!...the f.ool has spoken again...! so waht did she say this time...? all words and no meaning...oh dear!

the i.diot is still talking sha...desola...u just a f.ool...as a self proclaimed knowledgeable person who knows nothin about my family or state in life...shud u not consider ur statemets loose and careless?


with the much time u have on ur hands to analyse my posts...i see u aint gainfully employed or perhaps u working for the Lagos State govt where all u do is boil water for tea, gist, gossip and post on nairaland...

if u rily knowledgeable..u ll d be in demand ...providing consultations, going for meetins and adding value....u wont have so much time on ur hands cos u ll d be in demand..buh den again .i can only imagine how ur arguments pan out with ur boifriend or husband...oh i forgot...u cant even have one with ur loose and market woman styled tongue...

and u ll one day be someone's mother or someone's wife?...choi! one chance!

as its paining u i spoke about fashola...go jump in the Lagoon...ur many posts on nairaland show u re a slowpoke anyways...


like the mumu u re...u re hitching to read my reply so u can continue ur market styled attacks...cool by me o...i usually come reading ur vituperations wen am bored...so i can appreciate the many mentally retarded pple we got around...wen am tru with my productive meetings...i can relax my brains and amuse mysef with ur senseless posts...linda ikeji wannabe...oponu radarada oshi...

desola...ok...i agree u r stupid...albeit..one dat can write english...can u pass the mic already? u dnt impress me wit ur ability to speak rudely...cos u just show u lack manners and even if forgiveable for a guy...choi...ur family!...seriously...u ll have kids? someone pls call child support! u better off in a mental home...ode...how much fashola give u? i hope it makes sense o...

your posts re usually so long and boring i just give it a cursory look to know the general gist...

since u aint ashamed tohave shown ur initial ignorance...lemme break it down for u...


in response to me sayin beggers pay tax...u said dis...

Desola: ode ni e! How does tax on food which you can argue that a 2 year old pays when she buys a gum, is tantamount to paying income tax. I shudder at the grave error your employer made in giving you a job.

You call yourself a lawyer? I laugh! A lawyer that can't construct just one sentence accurately without using text language? How do you write legal representations?

since u cant read well..i ll remind you i didnt say they paid 'income tax'...i only said tax...buh since i notice u r one lil girl dt just wants us to knw she got some lil sense sha...i further specified it was 'indirect tax' and gave you authorities to show that what the beggers paid was indirect tax...your argument even showed u didnt agree thay paid tax @ all...pure ignorance coming from a so called knowledgeable person in the tax filed...buh u re forgiven sha...pple who re rily knowledgeable dont claim to be on public forum...they show it...


yet you counter thus...

Desola: Sorry, in order to engage me in a debate, you would have to express yourself in comprehensible standard English and not the garbage language you have written in, above. What is "buh"? Speak English, Okolo!!




Even more obtuse; you are; not to know that I was referring to a written form of legal representation which you make on behalf of your client or a body - a skeletal argument, so to say. A layman would know that, even. However, because you are a fictitious "lawyer", you have struggled to understand what that means and have gone to length to find out if there was a legal document called 'legal representation' - I laugh...



Oh! So you double as an economist now, I see. You're not only a lawyer but an economist extraordinaire? Perhaps you studied economics at post degree level? Come on, humour me a little. Listen, no one is easily impressed here, and certainly not by dubious characters such as yourself. You expose yourself to interrogations if you claim to know much about something you know so little about so a word of advise is for you not to throw yourself in the firing line in future. Keep mute if you know 'fokhole' about the intricacies of a certain area which can only be covered by professional know how. Anyhow, I have provided my answer to your ignorant and juvenile assertion so I consider that, dealt with. You cannot equate vat to income tax and st.upidly summarise that those who likely pay tax on goods and services for their own personal consumption somehow now contribute effectively to the society and therefore have significant say and can demand social protection rights. Human rights, perhaps but they would have to make a strong case that their 5% vat contributes to the real working (maybe when the whole vat is pooled together) of their society. You also have to remember that majority of business are not registered so they arguably do not pay tax.h Furthermore, most of the items that can be purchased within the financial sphere of a beggar such as basic food items and medical and pharmaceutical products are exempt from tax. If you know your onions as you claim to, then you would know this, but I doubt the veracity of your claim.



P.S: If you have at any point sat behind a desk in a higher institution at all, you would have known that Wikipedia, is not considered to be a veritable source. For that reason, I would consider your supporting facts as inadmissible.

now...rather than say i educated u...u re saying wikipedia is not acceptable like u re some sort of project supervisor....a true professional knows when to own up to an error...

and to say the tax okada men and beggers pay isnt significant...is the biggest stupidity an ass licking govt apologist can do...lemme educate u...the majority of money in circulation is unbanked...so its not insignificant as u claim...and er...dnt bother arguing like u oft wud do...just ask a knowledgeable banker...

wud luv to argue more buh just went tru ur posts on nairaland and discovered u either just a govt apologist or u employed by govct...either way...u dnt make a lotta sense...which decent girl goes online using inapriopriate language blasting pple...i shuidder for the kinda kids dt will come out of u...which model wud they follow?

getukudo: And becos u approved it we shd accept it! U need brain upgrade...

Good Lord!...the guy is still arguing...chineke! do u have a contrary report? u dnt have to accept it...its a fact...so get over it...you can continue your delusion that lagos is heaven sha...

getukudo: You are arguing blindly kiddo! Lagos was ranked 3rd 'Worst city' in the world and you approve of that because it came from 'A european organisation' like you say. Now your screaming Johannesburg, Sandton and Ghana...smh!

really! like seriously? becos its european...we shd discredit it? choi! Nairaland pple! abeg pass the mic! u lack brains...

getukudo: What worst about living in Lagos? Ask the residents of Aba the condition in which they live in, that's what I call 'Worst city' to live in Nigeria. Okada is banned in Lagos and pple are screaming that hell will be let loose. If Lagos was the 'Worst city' as you agree it is, then the increasing population doesn't show that. And you open ur filthy mouth to say its the 'Worst city' to live in. Maiduguri, Damaturu and even Aba are the worst cities to live in going by the conditions your site in which you've approved it is 'Authentic' is giving. Mtscheww! Na here u wan come speak english!

Blind arguments aboud all over this forum...do u know who gave that verdict? it was an international european union economic organization...yet...u sit on nairaland and discredit it only cos u doin agree with it...u r just st.upid... u dnt need be told that the livin condition in Lagos is appaling except...there is more to it dan meets the eye...have u been to ghana...johanesborg? or Sandton in South Africa...cities dt shd be compared to lagos? go there and u ll know lagosians are suffering...and stop coming here to display ur idiotic ignorance...

getukudo: ℓ☺ℓ ur so stupid! Dat ur excited that lagos is ranked 3rd in the world for harsh conditions is ur reason for nagging! Ur brain is up side down! Smh...

'Excited'? If anyone is stupid or insane...its u! How can u tell me u sane and u accuse pple living in d 3rd worst living condition on earth of nagging and complaining about their govt? If dey don't nag and complain...who shd? Am sure even a blind man shd knw btw us whose brain has no stability...

@ desola...u just lame...u can't admit ur failin and its a pity...I used tax...u said I was wrong...I specified d tax as indirect..buttress it with authorities...yet u can't own up u were wrng...my stating my chargin rate was a response to garri callin me a 'charge and bail lawyer' buh ur memory doesn't seem capable of recalling dat.

So tax issues re not within d ambit of a lawyer's work now? I shudder @ ur reasoning...u apparently know nothing...if u dnt knw tins...just ask...

U say am a fraud...no wahala...I ld rather be a fraud dan be u. @ least a fraudster knws his onions well..u just wanna show u knw sometin...wen u knw nothin...ur grouse is not dat my statement was wrong buh dt I didn't use 'catch' phrases...funny...sounds like u sleeptalking...fashola is a b !astard...I maintain it...with bigots like u his followers...u have a problem with dt...go jump in d lagoon..

With d way u pick every statement I make and try to attack it one by one...I fear for ur boifriend or husband...chances re dt u probly dnt even have a stable relatnship...of course I won't expect u ll d admit dat...

So back to my initial statement..'.okada men also pay tax'...except u have a contrary argument containin intellectual reasoning....pls pass d mic...oponu!

getukudo: And by worst conditions you mean?

google it na! since its greek i used to express mysef...

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