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Lemon12:
u are a very stu.pid somebody

Kettle calling pot black, if you are reasonable, isn't it obvious that GEJ is only enticing you with his last minutes Mr-nice-guy-activities to canvass for your votes? It's you that is a BIG FO.OL, agba oponu somebody.

@Op: Check out your No. 3. "Schl fees" I knw, what is "schl fees money"?

This is a practical illustration of life lessons 701 as taught in #Funny9ja Schl of life, that.... "When music sell no more, sway into politics like 9ice

Most hilarious sms from my parents in recent times: "Tolu, I hope you've not bathed today?, infact if you have bathed, then you have to re-bath! Please make sure you put salt in warm water oo, dem say ee dey cure Ebola". I screamed "Mo gbe oo" I get Ebola before?

Giannakopoulos: FG quarantined her and she could still travel,then the word "quarantine" has to be redefined to us by this our unserious FG.

Watch it closely bro, you'll find out the real virus in Patrick Sawyerr is the one at work; Sawyerr too was quarantined but still managed to travel to Ngr. Victims now are acting like vampires!

idrisjunior: it could be postpartum depression

Postpartum depression after 8 months? The baby (Xiao) is already 8 months old.

Mom, tell d'banj to go & marry, abi you no wan carry hin son like you carry those 2 in d pix? He's 30+, and time wait for no man. I even think I'll see him (d'banj) in the pix, banga soup, sorry "lee"

fattbabakay: If Mikel is gonna be part of dat squad,den I AM NOT WATCHING. . .

Me too; that guy is disgusting on the field of play, most times he always make me puke.

We've bn patient enough for him to step up his game but he failed us. Now he doesn't need to step it up anymore cos we don't want him any longer. We have concluded that he has nothing left to offer, so MIKEL must go! Snail Obi.

Suspect shld be deployed with immediate effect to fight Boko Haram.

I'm interested in Peugeot 4008; when will that be rolled out & how much?

Abel's concept:
Thanks man.

... and if your post (the newly created topic) is good enough or the moderators observe that its pulling traffic (response), then it might likely hit the front page (that's if you are lucky); that's what we call fp thngz.
*Dont get offended sometimes bro, cos not all good materials hit fp at times - Courtesy (the almighty MODS)

Abel's concept:
Op your topic is too extravagant or should I say definitely overrated for the actual story. You ended up disappointing almost everybody, that's really bad of you. I think you started well but you wanted to defend your action (refusing to have sex) too eagerly. Hence you end up calling her nymphomania (she had sex once with bf).

Op, it is a good thing you refused (that's if it true o, cos I smell foul) to have sex with a girl you just met online (I'd never done that even though I'd sex countless times with different girls). I pray you stay virgin for now (sex is a course and as well a blessing).

Having said all that, I would advice that you do not post just about anything here. I understand you want to share your feelings and as well lend some advice to people but you should know better that it is best you keep your virginity to yourself and your Creator. People will always discourage you when it comes to issues of virginity. #teamhonesty

By the way, how do I post topics in this forum. Am almost five months old here and I don't know how to write my stories and post. Please dearie (helper), can you help me.

Just the way you wrote & post your comment above. Go to any section with relevance to your post and create a new topic. I guess that shld help. Less I forget, your comment to OP is very funny

IYA NGBALI: banned is an understatement,he deserves to be hanged

Hang 'him' if you can, mtscheew

Guys, even FG Uni sef no be beans anymore. I paid 331K for MPH, jst for 3 semesters in UI, and that excludes some other charges within same period of study.

1. Everybody Loves Ice prince.
2. Everybody Loves Jenifa.

Later you'll see....

3. Everybody Loves Tonto Dikeh

@Peeshaun: Later you will confess again that you are dying for Chidinma of project fame, abii? And how d'you expect her to fall for you with your promiscuous escapade revealed to the public?

jude33084: .....take 1000 and add 40? the answer is 40 if you ask me mehnnn

I stick with the 4100

So na 4100 be your answer for that simple question? No wonder you dey spit rant OLODO AGBA, 4100 kor 41 ni, Ode.

jude33084: [size=20pt] OLODO![/size]

All the elderly in your lineage be OLODO.

tayooluwole: Well, to ma understanding, d 'take' in d questn can be interpreted to be 'takeaway'......figures in d questn does nt carry any sign of money e.g #, $...... Logicaly, its imppossible to say 'take' dis figure(handlin it to someone) bt possible to say 'take' dis money. So, if d figures in d questn carries a sign of money, we can then say, d first 1000 was handed to a person afterwhich d various additn..by this analogy, we will endup gettin 5100. However, d figures in d questn re ordinary figures nt representin a physical money, so, in otherwise, its nt possible handlin an invisible figure afterwhich d various additn will be effeted... I therefore say, since d numbers in d questn re just ordinary figure dat does nt represent summfin physical, d 'take' can be assumed to be 'takeaway'....If dis is d case, d correct answer will be 3100.....

aah, Accountant Tayo Oluwole, I catch you today ! So you too are here, abeg no confuse us with the same confusion you accountants in UCH Accounts Department usually use to under pay workers. We thank God for IPPIS

This is way too simple, the answer I got straight up within seconds at only one attempt is 5100. Seeing this on front page, I got nervous thinking it's some stuff which gon get me puzzled but I was in fact disappointed after checking the thread. Mind you, the guy who won the World Memory Challenge 2013 played with 4,200+ numbers, so this is just a child's play when considering such.

alaoeri: Photo kiosk, breads can't sustain the dude weight without compressing.

You are wrong dude. I'm into fisheries and I use waste breads as feed supplement. Waste breads like these are usually very hard after several days of production and they tend to break rather than compress when weight is exerted on them.

I think Seun should organize a cocktail where all NLanders will be invited and meet with one another live in the mood of the 10 years anniversary. I'll like to meet Martha, Fynestboi, Acidosis, ATMC and Puplin

martha: He has big eyes

Maybe those big eyes are natural telescope to view what the future holds to make big money

Acidosis:




So why Seun?

Because Seun na founder now Make @Obinnau too go start something

On behalf of Seun (In Drake's Voice) - We started from the bottom, now we're here

Acidosis:




So why Seun?

Because Seun na founder now . You too go start something

On behalf of Seun (In Drake's Voice) - We started from the bottom, now we're here

There are numerous factors required for any business or enterprise to thrive. However, one of the most important factors to start up is developing an original / innovative idea, then consistently upgrade these ideas through all time and seasons.

Oluwaseun Osewa is a household name known among peers as the founder of the biggest and the most successful forum in Nigeria. Personally, Seun has been a source of inspiration to me for his fit to launch this reputable forum as far back as 2005 when most guys are clueless of such.

So considering the above, I think Seun and his Nairaland outfit should be celebrated and I can only picture how the 10th year anniversary of Nairaland forum will be celebrated.

NLders, please comment on your view of how you think one of the guys with the best initiatives and ideas of our time should be celebrated on his 10th founders anniversary, (though still coming up in 2015)

l remember a scenario that occured after the release of Gongo Aso album by 9ice on 3rd June 2008 where 9ice as well as Terry G were in Prime time Africa Studios of Raypower 100.5 fm, Alagbado, Lagos to promote their albums. Baba Keke & D1 asked audience 3 questions. I called the station and was the 1st person to answer all 3 questions correctly, so I was asked to come to the station to claim my prize. On getting there on the day I was asked to come, I was handed a BIC ruff-sack as my prize but that wasn't the big deal; the big deal was the long period of time I spent before being allowed to see them (Keke & D1) at their studio and the manner at which D1 handed the prize to me after finally getting to them. He made me feel like I'm a pest and I thought perhaps I shouldn't have gone to claim the prize.

I have 99.99% confidence interval that I won't cheat on my wifey, so I love to be free and don't usually like it when she's too possessive, it's just that women are damn too jealous!

@OP: Thought there should be a link attached to each of the online antivirus in your list to assist in harnessing them easily

To all in gays prone zones, be watchful of your kids so that these bunch of mo' fcvkng lower animals don't hunt & lure them to immoral practices.

Ibigo: every one here knows some of the threads that are posted here are wack but if you don't like it you don't have to comment. PERIOD

So when you see a wack thread posted by a dumb op and you keep quiet by failing to comment, how d'you expect the op to know his thread is wack? Ehn, tell me, Mr_wack_thread_advocate :/