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mrkels: I had tears in my eyes after reading this and laughing so hard for minuites...
Would be nice to see a link to that thread

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Kidnapped Lagos Council Chairman Relives Ordeal - Politics - Nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/1265750/kidnapped-lagos-council-chairman-relives
LOL!!!

Sorry for the late response, the truth is I forwarded my CV to the email but never waited for their invite. When I got there, a couple of other guys like me were also allowed to write the test. They did not screen out anybody. We submitted our CVs by hand after the test too. And they collected. So, I'll advice you to not sit and wait for the invite. Cheers!

cutelayo: were you invited for the test before you took the test or what was the process

D3xt3r: Done that already. Just wondering why HCP sent me 2k even before sending a test invite. Abi Dragnet/Addax don turn to HCP?

To my understanding, Dragnet and HCP are consultant firms that recruit for other companies, its graduates like you that work there too, So if they invite u for an aptitude test, its solely for you to be one of them. Its your decision to either accept or turn it down. No confusion there.

sharlzy: @sucre and tade, wasap, after the responding to hcp, av u guys gotten any mail from them afterwards cos i got a similar mail from hcp and am wondering what they are up to. tnx

No Success mail yet, just the 2k bank alert and nothing more.

So, it was the early hours of a monday morning, the usual boisterous noise of people rushing to work, horns blaring here and there, i had woken up a little bit late than usual, in the mad rush, i ruled out the possibility of taking the BRT bus to save time, i was still shock-stranded at abule egba bus stop thinking of how to get to the lagos island and arrive in the office not later than 8:15 fully aware that any minute i dangle after that would send a cold query flying into my email from my mean, insatiable boss.

I was still making my mental journey when this private taxi cab stopped infront of me, the driver shouting "V.I! V.I!" . I hurriedly rushed into the car muttering "thank you God" under my breath. The driver drove off immediately as the car filled up in a minute. We had barely drove into the highroad going towards oshodi when this driver went off: "Good morning brethren, you know looking at the things happening around us today, its no doubt the end is near, and the son of God would come for his people".

At first i thought he was just going to say a few words of prayer but instead he continued "you fornicators, adulterers, thieves its time you give your life to christ". He went on for another 10 minutes. Puzzled, I then looked around only to find out the other people in the car didn't find any discomfort as I did as they all felt cool and relaxed to the sermon. Don't get me wrong, I'm a believer and a practising christian, I'm no saint, but I do my bit, keep the faith and pray to God too, but to have this old man here preaching and at the same time controlling the wheels is just out of it.

As if I was sharing same thoughts with the devil, an overtaking danfo bus in top speed brushed past us, and the driver in his half-focused state took to the brakes in a very sharp thud causing the car to jerk upwards, immediately i shouted angrily to the driver to "STOP THE SILLY PREACHING" and focus on the driving. To my amazement only few of the other passengers joined me to caution the driver. He still wouldn't budge.

Our counter-attack became his fuel, he raised his tone a decibel higher, he quoted the scriptures, he screamed, he preached but I didn't let him win, I attacked him, ranted, screamed too, I made sure I made him uncomfortable and his noisy preaching met with very noisy tantrums.

It was not until he dropped me off, and i was walking into the office that this throat strangling thing called conscience got hold of me. I began to think i might have been the "Black Devil with two short horns" in the whole episode.

I'm not just gonna sit and let my conscience bully me the more that's why I decided to share it here, wat do you think? Have I done the right thing?

Honest answers please!

-Sucre

D3xt3r: I dont Understand,i got this mail from HCP last week

Dear Sir/Madam
We are professional services firm, known as Human Capital Partners (HCP), a partnership established under Nigeria law, is a member of the International People Services network.
We got your contact from a professional colleague. We are in the process of conducting aptitude test. Before we invite you for the test, please confirm your current state of residence.

Best regards

Richard Ehiabhi
Assistant Manager
Human Capital Partners[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color]
95B Badagry Way, Dolphin Estate
Ikoyi, Lagos - NIGERIA

Then the next thing i recieve 2000 naira in my bank account. Is it for the upcoming test or for the previous one with addax? or were they just fooling around by tell me that there is an upcoming test?
whichever way, me i don use the money buy mtn card

stop mumu-ing around and send them the required state of residence they requested. That they included their contact details is proof enough that they are genuine and may likely call you for test/interview. As for the 2k, its obviously from addax.

Same here, 2K bank alert and no message about the my success.

KingMosesOsiga: I just got paid my stipend of 2,000 but i am yet to get a message concerning test results. Has anybody got in touch with addax yet?

Congrats Dear. Go and make us proud. Prepare very well...All da best!

To be eaten with Garr1

pDude: That heart can cook one pot of egusi soup

Wow this is great News, I'm still waiting for mine. Congrats to those who made it. Let's Go there!!!

Haba!!! This cannot be Scam nah, even the email address has GTbank as domain name so why y'all screamimg

How did you apply?

scontto: B.Sc.there is no invite yet,am just expecting one soon

*Yawns* Cool Story....Are You a LEARNER

Well, If i'm in your shoes, I'll probably prepare for an aptitude test, you know the General aptitude test which includes numerical,verbal and abstract reasoning together with general knowledge, current affairs which as always depends on how abreast you are of information. At same time, I'll carefully prepare for an interview, have a thorough research on the company, their mission and vision statement and also a background check of what the role "HR Analyst" position means, Dress appropriately co-operate to the venue, smile and be confident. Whatever gives, that's the best I could do in that circumstance and Pray for God to do his part. All the Best!

c-zay:
Got this mail from etisalat pls what am i expected of Cos i don't wanna miss this opportunity. Thanks as I await for your candid suggestions.

You are hereby invited to an assessment test for the Analyst, HR Analytics role. Please refer to the attached job description.

Date: January 9 th , 2013

Time: 10:00am

Venue: Etisalat Headquarters, Plot 19 Zone L, Banana Island, Ikoyi, Lagos

Seconded!!! No matter what, DO NOT leave that job until you get another, Trust me you don't know what staying at home means... Stay put and let your Primary Job description in that company be "Job hunting elsewhere" All the best!

ifyalways: wow, s/he has serious emotional and psychological issues. Could even be an addict.
Theoretical advice is to ask you to confront him, report him to trade union or resign but reality is : its Naija, he'll win you Cos he has the cash. When you resign, what's next?

I can't give you another job, feed or pay your rent so my advice, endure but keep looking online, networking with friends and even clients for another job.

All the best.

My broda, the thing haff taya pesin...A frnd has been given appointment letter by Nama and its getting close to two years, they are yet to commence training

creepytoon: Happy new year forum, I wonder why it takes most government agencies over 1 year to complete their recruitment process. Is these as a result of bureaucratic bottleneck as they would like us to believe or sheer ineptitude and corruption as we all know the public sector is saddled in.

There's no comprehensive instruction in their website, How does one go about the serial number etc etc

etunoman76: I'm not sure, but u can check the website for comprehensive details. Good luck!

Stop being very stringent with information. I believe we are all here to exchange info and help each other, u've been asked how u applied or even when the test took place, you so miserly ignored and here you are trying to get help. Wise Up and be mature my friend!

doyexy: Hello guys pls i want to ask this question..
I studied microbiology,,
How can i relate microbiology to banking? If they ask me in subscequent interview?
Pls abeg mk una ansa ooo,as i dunno wat to tell them..thanks
Api new year pals,one love
@doyexy

LMBBAO.

omo_to_dun: All I Want Is Get High
Put My Hands In The Sky
When you See Me Passing By
Don't Forget To Say, High, High, High

Best song ever. Toto Decay, nothing do you my sister.

Wallahi, Opened this topic with so much speed, tongue drooling as I hit the play video button, PAwn no go kill me sha

Save ur self the headache, simply ask Guy A and then Guy B, they have all the answers you need.

ℓσℓ, chai u get bad mouth sha, see as u rubbish hin american certificate.

olumaxi: Ao cum u bagged a 2:2 4rm a uk university..o boy,na pass u for obtain for hia o..try to visit d redemption camp 1st..1 love

Please, that paullyjoe link aff refuse to open on my bb porsche... Is there any other means to navigate the link? ☂hαñks

My broda, the thing haff taya me, i got their mail too about the premium kini. Seems their jobs are no longer for graduate job seekers but for already working proffesionals. Na wa Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo

Babe, awayu? Ina asu bekee ofuma

Ivynwa: How true is the news? They want to tell us hey! he is dead and expect us to start going "RIP" just like that without knowing the veracity of the news.

Ndi ara, they also sent me an invite, i didn't even consider it for a second, the name sef "NATUREPLUS" nauseates me. *sigh*

Please, may we know what the company and what position are advertised?

Posh: send ur resumes to hr.nipmd@hotmail.com to help u get job and stop waiting for this illusive job.Peace

All the contestants are really good looking, it would have helped if there were some other credible method to select the best guy like perhaps an IQ test, but anyway...since its by mere visual judgement, I vote LUCENZO, he looks quite chummy.