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That four comments above me self SMH

While reading this I could visualize kcee, harrysong, skibi, Davido, Lil kesh, small doctor, Olamide, Ahhh dey too plenty. Seriously, it's very easy to be a celebrity in naija. Even denrele is a celebrity LKMD.

worworgirl:
I plan visiting this place soon...who wanna go with me?

I'm in calabar.u can holla at me

dimexy247:
Are you single and available or not available? Where in Nigeria are you from?

non of the above and I'm from the south.

Jarizod:
ok..wanted u to epp my condition by yanshinggg me but this one wey I see guy for ur DP..ayam not understanding

LOL you're not serious

cocaineaddict:
and who da furk are you?

Somebody you'll probably dream to meet.

B4UIWAZ:
Now i see the reason why so many of you envy airforce and wont stop at nothing to get him out of the way s because you felt so many attention was been given to him.

attention most of you so craved for.

airforce is so real.
he doesn't fake anything.

i just like him the way he is and nothing is gonna change that.

op be creative for once and stop been a copycat.

Kindly reread the post again. That should explain better.

DeLioncourt:
\Can you be more jobless than this?

The fact that you even replied to the thread shows that you are even more jobless than I. I have a dream job so you can go get yours. Thank you.

KissChrix:
Airforce1 We know, You We don't know


Kindly tell Us something that makes you stand-out?

That's not necessary at the moment.

Dshocker:
Have you given your life to Christ or you still playing around with cucumbers?

I'm a Christian and I value that privilege and I won't do anything that will affect our relationship negatively.

Jarizod:
ok..

First question..

WHO YOU EPP

I'm trying my best to make an impact on every one I meet. Even if it's a simple greeting or a smile it gives me satisfaction. so I have EPP SOMBORI.

mofeoluwadassah:
Attention seeker oshi

I appreciate your thought less comment. You can think of something rather creative.

Theyveedo:
When will recession end?
Will Jesus come? When?

THIS is a difficult question but as long as the present government still continue to use ridiculous methods to tackle this issue then there is no way for us. Regarding when Jesus will come, I think as a Christian u should know the signs of the end mentioned in the Bible. All indications show that we are gradually getting to the end. So keep your fingers crossed and live a righteous life.

I saw a tread earlier today by airforce one (LoL) . I wasn't impressed with the questions so I've decided to create another one and trust me if I see any yeye comment ama drop off.

There ain't no rules. Ask anything about everything. Do I need to say much about myself? No way! Some of you know me outside Nairaland so ain't blowing my cover.

I just dey laugh.

I can't see it. #Freebasics

300million sperms and I'm the lucky one. I'm destined for greatness.

babythug:
Missed majority of the show unfortunately but I was most disappointed by kiss daniel's performance! Don't even know if I can call it that. He spent few minutes trying to chat up miss Angola, his dancers and the dj had already started up the music. It was just rowdy somehow somehow. At the end of the day he didn't even have stage presence to make his performance enjoyable

Utter nonsense

I noticed that too...he was booking space LOL.

For over 2 months now we've heard radio and have also seen TV Commercials about the MISS AFRICA 2016 BEAUTY CONTEST hosted in calabar. Everyone was anticipating a complete show down in calabar where I live but last night we were met with disappointment.
Incase you missed the whole event I'll give you a brief summary.

First of all I was impressed with the beautiful contestants from about 18 African countries. Our Nigerian representative was rather flawless and articulate as well. But everything took a turn when they were brought back on stage again. This time not on their beautiful cultural attires but on SWIM SUITS. The girls were almost nearly half naked. Even the men in the audience found it difficult to concentrate. Now I'm wondering, HOW THE HECK DOES WEARING SWIM SUITS RELATE TO CLIMATE CHANGE? That aside...

The most disappointing part was when some wacky comedians were invited on stage. One comedian by the name SENATOR went too far with his joke. In a mission to make the audience laugh by all costs SENATOR had to crack silly jokes about Rape and the Police force right in front of the foreigners. I didn't find that funny in any way.

The governor without a doubt spent millions of naira in organizing and inviting wacky artists from sothafrica and Tanzania. I was more disappointed when i discovered that tekno wasn't even performing but his name including Dija and Victoria k were among the artists to perform. KATE HENSHAW was too strick when she hammered those questions.

To make matters worse, one of the host EFFIONG EKPENYOUNG was only interested in interviewing politicians. That was when I knew that our state has a commissioner for climate change. And i was just wondering, WHAT IS THE MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT DOING?

Overall, I think this event was the worst I've ever seen. Congratulations to MISS ANGOLA.

Normally I wouldn't reply such treads because of your poor grammatical expressions...but I think I have a responsibility to help. Anyways, you can still teach with your certificate in English( I wonder how you'll do that with this kind of English) Instead of wasting time at home.

IF YOU ARE HOPING ON THE NIGERIAN FIRE SERVICE....MY BROTHER YOU ARE FINISHED!!!

Sad to say that some women actually love that kind of attention.

CUT OFF HIS D. I. C. K

Nice one but I have a better list.. 1.Brush your teeth 2.Avoid dry jokes 3.Make sure you have a lot of cash on you. This economy hard. 4.Wear clean and nice smelling clothes. 5.Buy her gifts

I'll be right back

Towncrier007:
pls remind me the name again

He will get a notification when I mention him. Don't bother he will soon show face.

You didn't mention that guy with AEROPLANE name

This is what happens when a Village and local girl steps outside for the first time.

One Wish?

Davido GROW UP!! !

FreshBoss007:
the first day you mate her... impressive
man know thyself

He actually MATE her....mate mate mate mate
He mate her