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She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2016

I was already in a bus leaving school when I got a call from Kenneth, who was my brother-in-law to be. He wanted me to go to a church to inquire if their hall will be available for reception for their wedding coming up in few weeks time. I had no choice but to oblige, even though I was tired carrying my bag full of clothes.

It was on a Saturday morning. After about 20minutes, I got to the church and met a pretty Lady decorating the hall for a wedding reception coming up later that day. She was doing the work all by her self. I introduced myself immediately I walked in.

I didn't hesitate to ask her if the hall will be available for reception, and she told me she wasn't sure. She told me only members of the church were allowed to use the hall even for free, or in few cases, for non-members who knew someone that attended the church.

Knew someone who attended the church? In my mind I knew this was the right time to switch over to my naughty self. I told her that was why I'd like to know her, so i can get a chance to secure the hall for the reception. She was a bit surprised with the way a complete stranger said those words, with full confidence I seized the opportunity to know more about her, where she schooled and all that. Turned out she was in her finals, just a few years below below mine.

For about 20minutes, I spent time dishing out my impromptu punch lines, which made her blush. In between our conversation she was asking me some subtle questions like "Go and tell that to your girlfriend", "I heard Igbo boys don't marry outsiders", blah blah blah. You know all those kind of subtle questions girls ask when they've already started thinking of the possibility of marrying you in their mind. I had to wonder if I told her I had interest in her let alone marry her.

I needed no soothsayer to tell me I've had my way through her, and for sure I can use their hall for reception. My sweet words have always worked for me. I knew she wouldn't hesitate to give me her number

As I was about to leave, I asked for number. She declined. I mean she declined giving me her number. It took me some seconds to process the 'no' she gave as reply. "Why can't you give me your number?" She just couldn't give a reason. Mhenn, I was quite surprised and disappointed, even after all the whinning she still refused.

I just had to walk out politely before I start begging for number like a sinner begging for forgiveness

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Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by SweetieConstie(f): 5:06pm On Dec 05, 2016

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Softorgasm(m): 5:08pm On Dec 05, 2016

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:08pm On Dec 05, 2016

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Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by AlexCk: 5:09pm On Dec 05, 2016

Lol,

But Op, u for tell am say, God direct u to am nau,

grin

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2016

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Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2016

AlexCk:
Lol,

But Op, u for tell am say, God direct u to am nau,

Which God? The one wey dey heaven abi Na god of war undecided

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:14pm On Dec 05, 2016

First meeting with a girl.

Don't ask for number angry

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by AlexCk: 5:17pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:
Which God? The one wey dey heaven abi Na god of war

god of olympus sef tongue

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:20pm On Dec 05, 2016

op,give us a sample of these punch lines

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Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 5:24pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
op,give us a sample of these punch lines?

I told her I was very confident her arsenal will beat westham very well

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:26pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:
I told her I was very confident her arsenal will beat westham very well

no wonder u didnt get the digits

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Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 5:27pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
no wonder u didnt get the digits

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by AnodaIT(m): 5:28pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
op,give us a sample of these punch lines?

Yeah we need the audio file preferably mp3 format

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:32pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:

.....i didnt get yer joke because im not a soccer fan so it wasnt funny.
U thought u were wooing her but u were likely confusing her

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Sugarcious(m): 5:33pm On Dec 05, 2016

That four comments above me self SMH

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Chidonc(m): 5:33pm On Dec 05, 2016

Op what do you still need her number for after Questioning her like Dss, you already knw where to find her if you are really serious.

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 5:35pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:

.....i didnt get yer joke because im not a soccer fan so it wasnt funny.
U thought u were wooing her but u were likely confusing her

if you're not a soccer fan what do you enjoy doing?

Oh. No need to tell me, puff puff

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Timolanki(m): 5:36pm On Dec 05, 2016

hmmm

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:41pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:
if you're not a soccer fan what do you enjoy doing?

Oh. No need to tell me, puff puff

mmm. Eating candy
Reading comic books
Coloring
Playing cellphone games cheesy

☆☆☆☆
What about u

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 5:43pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
mmm. Eating candy
Reading comic books
Coloring
Playing cellphone games
☆☆☆☆
What about u?

Interesting

Me?
- Reading topics on Quora and Nairaland
- Breathing with my nose
- peeing with my Zeus
- Providing help on MMM

- Sleeping

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 05, 2016

Is that the end of the story?

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by firstking01(m): 5:47pm On Dec 05, 2016

richommie:
First meeting with a girl.

Don't ask for number

And what's the probability that you gon meet her again?

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 5:49pm On Dec 05, 2016

2kaybiel:
Is that the end of the story?

Yeah. You think there's more to it?

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:
Yeah. You think there's more to it?

Yes, maybe there will be part 2 of it.

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 5:54pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:
Interesting

Me?
- Reading topics on Quora and Nairaland
- Breathing with my nose
- peeing with my Zeus
- Providing help on MMM
- Sleeping

thats a good 1 .i should add that on my list
-breathing through my nose. grin

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 6:05pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
oh thats a good 1 .i should add that on my list
-breathing through my nose.

Wah happened to your hair?

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 6:10pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:
Wah happened to your hair?

happened 2 it shocked

Its my afro puff that i bleached blonde undecided

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon: 6:12pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
happened 2 it
Its my afro puff that i bleached blonde .

I won't say anything lipsrsealed

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Nobody: 6:20pm On Dec 05, 2016

iphenon:
I won't say anything

U spared yaself this day wink

bye

Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by donMIG(m): 7:51pm On Dec 05, 2016

So?
Is dis ur 1st tym?
Guy no tym jor....give or no give e no mean say u don get d girl still gon waste airtym n call some hoe n end up getin friend zoned...hahahaha
Nowadays ....i just dont stress myself.... I ask once n if u dont wana give i just bid u farewell like it wasnt a tin at all....

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