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Education / Re: What Is This Body Beside The Sun Called by sulmeza(m): 9:36pm On Mar 05, 2018
it's just a glare bro.
So many funny comments.. lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bombs Hit Syria's Ghouta. Many Dead (Graphics Photos) by sulmeza(m): 9:27pm On Mar 02, 2018
zionmde:
islam!!!!!
Wat a curse to humanity
there must be something that connects wickedness and that religion.
Beheading, suicide bombing, terrorism etc, all connected to the religion.
If only the world knew Wat was coming their way wen that short man devil suddenly woke and said an angel talked to him.

there must be something that has stolen humanity away from some human beings and turned them into cannibals
do u even understand what civil war is or u just being silly....
Anything for likes right...smh

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Number 1 Thing That Disqualifies Candidates From First Round Interview by sulmeza(m): 5:18pm On Mar 01, 2018
simplex2:
grin



I can imagine the scenario.

Interviewer: Why do you want to leave your present place of work to join us?

Me: (goes ballistic) Fvcked up ars'holes! They take me for a slave...mvtherfckers didn't even give me a car as a sales person yet they expect me to generate market leads everyday! Who does that?

Interviewer: Huh?

Me: Yes, i have to be jumping molue at every turn! Then when I don't meet target, they cut 25% of my money in a stupid scheme they call variable pay.

Interviewer: Really?

Me: (now fuming) I have never ever gotten 100% of my pay, its either they cut it because of target, or because I missed a meeting or because I came late...silly excuses just to make sure I remain frustrated. And my co sales person never gets the same treatment because I seriously suspect she is sleeping with the line manager!

Interviewer: For real?

Me: Yes, the bit'ch screws even the HR manager, never gets a query, always getting paid 100% of her salary. But I learnt a lot of things in that place shaa.

Interviewer: Like?

Me: Never trust your boss! That's why I need this job...I suspect he is planning to sack me. i need to surprise him by resigning before he does that. Its called 'being ahead of the game'.

Interviewer: (smiles)

Me: So, when do I start?
lol...sick

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TV/Movies / Re: List The Popular Movies You Feel Ashamed To Tell People You Have Never Watched by sulmeza(m): 6:45pm On Feb 27, 2018
AntiBrutus:


No, I just look at them. I know the cast o, who wouldn't? When everyone is talking about them. Sometimes I overplay my ignorance and ask one silly question.

E.g, What is Jon Snow? They're like, it's a who, a guy...not what.
Me: ahhhh! Okay. Is he fine? grin

Then they start telling me about his highpoint[s], they eventually get tired of my questions and end with "Sis forget, you gats watch am, no be something I fit explain"... cheesy cheesy cheesy

At that point, I know I have exhausted them smiley

I think I've heard them say Prison Break remains a favourite.
trust me, prison break is bae any day... just give it a try, u'll definitely fall in love
Music/Radio / Re: Olamide – Science Student Official Video by sulmeza(m): 9:08am On Feb 26, 2018
Mynd44:
Horrible acting. At some point, I felt like I was watching something else with the song playing in the background.

And please which filling station leaves its pumps and customers can dispense the amount they want?

Abeg, this doesn't cut it
learn to appreciate bro, don't be a sore critic.
The song generated so much criticism, with many claiming it promotes drug abuse, hence d need to set d records straight, with d video.
why not appreciate the message he's trying to pass across instead of focusing on the -ves.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The United States Presidential Motorcade, How It Works(Photos) by sulmeza(m): 2:47pm On Feb 20, 2018
really cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee Update From Workforce by sulmeza(m): 8:01pm On Feb 17, 2018
Ayocom123:



Check your inbox
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee Update From Workforce by sulmeza(m): 10:23pm On Feb 16, 2018
chucks92:
the agreement was to send to others as soon as u receive,now my mailbox is flooded with people requesting for the past questions...i will send to as many as i cn send bt pls send to others,dats d agreement
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Celebrities / Re: 'hausa Is Not Rubbish' - Di'ja Replies Man Who Slammed The Tribe by sulmeza(m): 9:05pm On Feb 16, 2018
Nnaabros:
So she's actually Hausa! I had my suspicions but couldn't confirm it. Sorry if I sound ignorant but She is the first Hausa music artist i kmow with a nationwide fame
M.I is from taraba, so is his broda, Jesse jagz.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos From Florida High School Shooting That Killed 17 And Injured 50 More by sulmeza(m): 5:36pm On Feb 15, 2018
Unclerukus:
America isn't a sane country, lots of depressed and mentally sick people there. just a very developed country.
I'm inclined to agree wit u bro...

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Adesua Etomi And Banky W That Show Valentine Inspiration by sulmeza(m): 3:56pm On Feb 15, 2018
at times I'm inclined to believe our 'love gene ", as Nigerians, has been mutated to " hate"...so sad really...just scroll up and checkout those comments...Nigeria's now full of sadists...

nice couple BTW...adorable

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos From Florida High School Shooting That Killed 17 And Injured 50 More by sulmeza(m): 12:47pm On Feb 15, 2018
how a civilian, in a supposed sane country, manages to get his hands on a first grade assault rifle still baffles me... cuz I don't think the gun law allows ownership of such weapons.

America's at war, forget terrorism.
my condolences to the bereaved

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Islam for Muslims / Re: "Somebody Touched My Bumps And Squeezed In Mecca " - Scottish Lady On Twitter by sulmeza(m): 8:19pm On Feb 11, 2018
sabama007:
People Sha!
Be you a Christian, Muslim, Buddhist... What I'm sure of is there's good, bad n ugly in you.

We are so different individually. That a Muslim kills doesn't mean Muslims are killers. That a Christian kidnaps never dipicts Christians are Kidnappers. That an American steals is not an indication that Americans are thieves.

Judge by individual not by nation, tribe, religion...
so much sense in ur post Sisi....nice one

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Copy Of This CV by sulmeza(m): 6:07pm On Feb 09, 2018
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Travel / Re: Sahara Desert Is Covered In Snow For The Second Time(Photos) by sulmeza(m): 2:46pm On Feb 06, 2018
probably one of the rare effects of climate change.
But no matter how you look at it, it's extremely strange.... Snowfall in the sahara?...definitely an anomaly

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Agriculture / Re: Meet The Igbo Man Who Is A Cattle Rearer And See How He Does It by sulmeza(m): 10:39am On Jan 23, 2018
nice one..way to go

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Politics / Re: Benue Killings: Youths Raise Militia Group To Tackle Herdsmen by sulmeza(m): 11:56am On Jan 06, 2018
Ezechinwa:
Islam is not bad, but the people who practice it wrongly are the problem.

I am lucky to have made friends with some awesome Muslims, only sad this is, the bad eggs only paint the entire picture as bad.
yea u are ryt buh dis has ntin to do with religion....

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Romance / Re: “My Backup Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do?” — Lady by sulmeza(m): 3:52pm On Jan 04, 2018
desreek9:
Backup boyfriend- ladies
Side chicks- men

I dont blame her, she doesnt want to put her hope on one boyfriend incase he fvck up same way guys have side chick incase the main chick fvck up


She should marry him, he is more serious than the main guy.
birds of a feather....go through ur post again...does dah sound reasonable to u?... undecided
Romance / Re: Girls Can You Date A Guy Like This For A Million Naira Per Month by sulmeza(m): 12:33pm On Jan 02, 2018
sexybbstar:
I believe he's a good looking guy... This picture was taken while he was been tortured. There are fresh marks on his face and his chapped lips shows he hasn't eaten for days.
astute observation... I like ur reasoning

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Celebrities / Re: Who Is Daniella Down? Biography Of Oyinbo/English Actress In Wedding Party Movie by sulmeza(m): 7:43pm On Dec 28, 2017
she's gud...one of ma favorites in d mvie

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Rocks Platinum Blonde Hairstyle For AFRIMA 2017 by sulmeza(m): 10:41am On Nov 13, 2017
teresafaith:
Upon that, she still no fine, trying too hard to be Beyonce

Put face like duck own

Mtchewwww
see beef...God
jealousy won't get u anywhere lady...learn to appreciate

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Religion / Re: Watch The Newly Released Movie: "The Atheist Delusion" Free Here by sulmeza(m): 9:00pm On Nov 11, 2017
will definitely check it out
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Petroleum Development Company 2018 Graduate Scheme by sulmeza(m): 9:48pm On Nov 03, 2017
alared93:
But dey said employees shud send the resume of eligible candidates, that means one has to know someone working there already sad sad
tot i was d only one dah saw dah
Travel / Re: What Major Cities Looks Like At Night From The Cockpit Of A Boeing 777 by sulmeza(m): 12:59pm On Sep 03, 2017
following.....
Forum Games / Re: Who Is The Survivor In The Puzzle? by sulmeza(m): 5:39pm On Sep 02, 2017
Enouwem:
73 is the answer!

How?

Consider a case when there 2^numbers in circle. Each time the number reduces by half and finally at the last number 1 will remain.
example – 2^2 = 4
round 1 – 2 and 4 will be killed.
round 2 – 3 will be killed. One Remains

So our aim here should be to reach to a figure when 2^n number will come and person who will be holding the sword at that moment will survive.

when there are 100 people – closet 2^number will be 64.
so here our target it to find the person who is holding the sword when 64 people are remaining.

64 people remaining means 36 people killed.
As every alternate person is being killed so double of 36 i.e 72. So 72 person was killed at that moment and the sword was passed to 73 from 71 after killing 72.

so the moment when 64 people were remaining, 73 was holding the sword,
so 73 will survive the killings!!!

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OR,

Use the Circular Left Shift method

There are 100 people.
100 in binary is 1100100.
Circular left shift 1100100.
We get 1001001.
Convert it back to base 10.
73rd is the last man standing.


OR,

MATHAMATICAL WAY THAT EVERY NIGERIAN WILL UNDERSTAND

First 1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17;19,21,23,25,27,29,31,33,35,37,39,41,43,45,47,49,51,53,55,57,59,61,63,65,67,69,71,73,75,77,79,81,83,85,87,89,91,93,95,97,99(got sword, passed to 1)

Then 1,5,9,13,17,21,25,29,33,37,41,45,49,53,57,61,65,69,73,77,81,85,89,93,97(sword passed to again)

Then 1,9,17,25,33,41,49,57,65,73,81,89,97(sword passed to 9)

Then 9,25,41,57,73,89(sword passed to 9 again)

Then 9,41,73(sword passed to 9 again)

Then 9,73(73 got sword & killed 9)

Thus the answer is “73"



Oh! And for the programmers or coders.

PYTHON CODE

# find the survivor
n = 100
peeps = range(1, n+1)
idx = 0
while len(peeps) > 1:
peeps.pop((idx + 1) % len(peeps))
# Trivia: because of changing index and len(peeps),
# the code below is not exactly equal to "idx = (idx + 1) % len(peeps)"
idx = 0 if (idx >= len(peeps)-1) else (idx + 1)

print peeps[0]


Output: 73


JAVASCRIPT

// populate the array for 100 people
var team = new Array();
for (var i = 1; i <= 100; i++) {
team[i - 1] = i;
}

var current;
var next;

var j = 0.
while (team.length > 1) { // loop until only 1 exists
current = team[j];
team.push(team[j]); // move current to the end
team.shift(); // remove from existing
next = team[j];
team.shift(); // delete next
document.writeln("Number " + current + " kills number " + next + "<br />"wink;
}
document.writeln("The last one is number " + team[0]);
//alert(team[0]);
m highly impressed bro...excellent perfecto
Travel / Re: These Are The Three Best Seats On An Airplane by sulmeza(m): 11:32pm On Aug 29, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This is the type of thread you'd see the most hypocrites in.


Even people who sit only on okada and keke will come, view and even comment.

SMH.
Nigga I must admit...u a sadist....

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Politics / Re: Erosion!!! Save Our Land And Heritage: Orumba People Cry For Help!!!! by sulmeza(m): 12:55pm On Aug 16, 2017
tribal e-war looming...sadly

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Recreation, Joking And Religion by sulmeza(m): 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2017
seXytOhbAd:
You guys cannot take a joke lol grin grin grin

Okay, let me kuku talk my mind.


By the way, I'm sure using the excuse "Zionists, Freemasons and satanists created terrorism is obviously a dumb and weak argument.
In this generation, WE ALL KNOW WHO IS CAUSING LOSS OF LIVES ON A MASS SCALE, RAMMING THEIR CARS INTO INNOCENT PEDESTRIANS, EXPLODING THEIR BOMBS IN PLANES AND CROWDED PLACES killing and beheading innocent people all in the name of their god.
y'all shud kindly ignore dis guy....he's jst seeking attention...
may Allah guide him to d right path
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Naya: He Should Prove Himself Worthy Before You Allow Him Into Your Pant by sulmeza(m): 9:17pm On Apr 24, 2017
gypsey:
every female yeyebrity are now self acclaimed advicers to women, are they trying to say that women has no common sense.
i wonder
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Naya: He Should Prove Himself Worthy Before You Allow Him Into Your Pant by sulmeza(m): 9:16pm On Apr 24, 2017
TINALETC3:
Since ur boobs ar already being displayed freely, Wat else ar u holding bak, anyone who sees ur boobs wtout stress already nos Wat d oda one looks like.
Dress decently b4 u deliver a decent advice
nice...one bowl of garri 4 u
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Naya: He Should Prove Himself Worthy Before You Allow Him Into Your Pant by sulmeza(m): 9:11pm On Apr 24, 2017
CaroLyner:
Dont let him in at all
Abstinence is the best
udontmeanit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sample Cover Letter That Should Land You That Job by sulmeza(m): 5:36pm On Apr 19, 2017
nice piece

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