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Jokes Etc / Re: Are These The Stupidest People On The Internet? by sulmeza(m): 1:06pm On Feb 28, 2016
smh...not surprised most of them are Americans...the level of ignorance in dat country is mindblowing, yet they always feel on top of the world....bunch of dumb fellows...imagine those gaffes...so pathetic
Jokes Etc / Re: Another Olajumoke Waiting For TY Bello In Agege (Photo) by sulmeza(m): 12:41pm On Feb 28, 2016
lol...dem boiz jst "freestyling'...lol

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Romance / Re: Folowers But Not Making Moves by sulmeza(m): 12:05am On Feb 28, 2016
some ladies sha...smh.....she's simply trying to say "I'm available"....she jst dey try talk am codedly...lol
Agriculture / Re: Can This Be Possible ? by sulmeza(m): 11:58pm On Feb 27, 2016
lol...nt possible....dat's probably photoshoped
Romance / Re: Counter Thread: Advantages Of Dating A Tall Girl. by sulmeza(m): 2:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
davidsgal:
Tall girls rule... You cnt intimate me..... M very confident in myself... All hail d tall girls.
u ain't dat tall, no too feel urself.....4 a lady though, u a litu tall.....
Career / Re: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by sulmeza(m): 9:53pm On Feb 24, 2016
kilode100:


....And you have never banged a slut?... Can you swear that none of your sisters are hoes?...


I am a hoe with a difference!
Btw,
I am very wicked!

u think everyone belong to d same moral class as u?...i so much pity u....or perhaps u one dos guys who hide behind female monikers.. undecided...
I'm done wit u btw

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Career / Re: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by sulmeza(m): 9:39pm On Feb 24, 2016
kilode100:



I owe you the truth and I will speak the truth only...
Na only poor men dey enjoy virginity..... No sensible rich man likes the wahala of petting and breaking hymen... Rich love experienced women in the room abi you don see who dey employ inexperienced driver?...

Go and negotiate with your Boss and get that thing broken once and for all because E no dey reign again..

I met my first Husband in a club and after giving birth and all, another man found me worthy of remarrying me and do you know why??


Na because I gather experience!!
I sabi fucck and I no dey lie!
hoe alert...dat's ntin 2 be proud of...u jst a lucky slut...
disregard her post pls @op

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Health / Re: UNBELEIVABLE- Nigerian Hospital Stockpiles Corpses In The Open (pictures) by sulmeza(m): 8:16am On Feb 23, 2016
subuanallah...dis is very bad...something should be done asap...imagine d gory sight of such
Politics / Re: South West Nigeria An Envy Of Other Regions by sulmeza(m): 8:56pm On Feb 21, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: What Would You Do If You Meet Your Daugter Like This? by sulmeza(m): 6:29pm On Feb 21, 2016
lolz...kids sha...jst gotta clean her up..first thing
Jokes Etc / Re: When Mai Shayi (tea Seller) Has Phd by sulmeza(m): 10:03pm On Feb 15, 2016
lol...he's a professional, no doubt....tea bender indeed... grin
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Unveiled As Face Of Stanbic IBTC by sulmeza(m): 9:59pm On Feb 15, 2016
dis lady's rili a fortunate one...she's rising very fast...rili hapi 4 her

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Romance / Re: How I Spent My Val by sulmeza(m): 12:48am On Feb 15, 2016
menix:
See as una two be like hungry wall gecko...

Her smile like cockroach receiving Head.
chai..u guys are wicked grin....lol
dnt mind dem jare @op...u two look gud 2geda
Family / Re: I Iron My Clothes With Gas Because Of No Electricity (photo) by sulmeza(m): 1:49pm On Feb 14, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
Thank you Mr wealthy. I.m still a student so after graduation I will hustle ok.
perfect response bro....some guys can be an assss attimes...mtcheew
Jokes Etc / Re: See The Epic Answer he Got For Asking An Unbelievable Question (PIC) by sulmeza(m): 11:36pm On Feb 12, 2016
dah was 4rm a lady perhaps (I mean d one asking d questions)...and d guy cum mumu pass....two blockheads
Religion / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by sulmeza(m): 2:43pm On Feb 07, 2016
the building looks lyk an abandoned one to me....otherwise i cant imagine such...dnt make unnecessary assumptions...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 20 pictures you really need to look at to Understand by sulmeza(m): 2:39pm On Feb 07, 2016
lol...nice and confusing pics...kip it coming peacemaker...nice one
Politics / Re: I Have Been Using Foreign Doctors Since 1978 – President Buhari by sulmeza(m): 12:56pm On Feb 07, 2016
this man's a chameleon...now that he's achieved his goal, he is revealing his true self bit by bit..
TV/Movies / Re: Brilliant Movie Quotes You Find Inspiring by sulmeza(m): 12:39pm On Feb 07, 2016
LastMumu:

Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore."

- Tyrion Lannister to Jon Snow (The Bastard)
The game of thrones


i so much luv dah guy....
Nairaland / General / Re: Caption This Image,which Is The Mum Among Them? by sulmeza(m): 11:56pm On Feb 05, 2016
Cholls:
my brother number 2 though she looks younger.
i second.....kinda tough buh i also go wit 2
Politics / Re: Blame IBB For The Weak Naira-buhari by sulmeza(m): 11:27pm On Feb 05, 2016
greatness22:
No bro! was equally joking. am with you dude.
Issorait
Romance / Re: What Level Are You On This? (picture) by sulmeza(m): 11:19pm On Feb 05, 2016
Benignasweety:
Proudly level 5..
safe delivery...

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Politics / Re: Blame IBB For The Weak Naira-buhari by sulmeza(m): 11:03pm On Feb 05, 2016
greatness22:
Are u d customer?
u took offence to dat??...i onli meant dat as a compliment...as in 'crazy dude'...d post's funny....perhaps u misunderstood
Politics / Re: Blame IBB For The Weak Naira-buhari by sulmeza(m): 10:31pm On Feb 05, 2016
greatness22:
Lolzz, mr buhari, i blame the woman who use your WAEC certificate to rap akara to a loyal customer.
lol...cray dude
Jokes Etc / Re: Hillarious Picture by sulmeza(m): 11:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
lol...da fuq...dis' so wrng, he can easily fall...
Romance / Re: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by sulmeza(m): 7:36pm On Jan 24, 2016
debbysmyles:
Decker I appreciate but my mum has been warning me since about pregnancy,the main problem now is the guy is threatening to deny me and pregnancy if I don't abort it.
summon d courage nd tell ur mum...dat's ur safest option ryt nw....pelee ehn, all izz well
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Covers Today's Woman Magazine. by sulmeza(m): 1:06am On Jan 21, 2016
she's nt bad...
Celebrities / Re: I Was In Labour For 20 Hours – Tiwa Savage by sulmeza(m): 12:51am On Jan 21, 2016
Eeyah...it must've been quite an ordeal 4 her...
btw, d internet has turned most Nigerian youths into sadists...jst scroll up/down and see most of d posts above and below mine...imagine such,...someone narrated her ordeal during labor and u guys r still 'bad belleing' her...it's a pity rili

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TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Anchor's Phone Rang On Live TV (Photos) by sulmeza(m): 9:25pm On Jan 19, 2016
shitt...dat was a terrible mistake...he must've felt fuccking embarrassed.....i rilli hope he dosn't get fired 4 dat sha...

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Send You To The Cemetery – Blackface Comes For Wizkid In New Song by sulmeza(m): 9:12pm On Jan 19, 2016
seem all dis guys are jst throwing puns @wizkid jst 4 d attention...to resurrect dia respective crumbling careers perhaps....twas dammy krane jt weeks ago and now blackface??....call me a cynic if u lyk buh dat's ma opinion...

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Romance / Re: Photo: When Your BF Is A Village Celebrity by sulmeza(m): 2:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
Lovely...dey look happy, dat's all dah matters
Politics / Re: Dambazau Turns SSS Officer To Shoe Shinner (Video) by sulmeza(m): 11:52pm On Jan 16, 2016
na wao...in d presence of nscdc officers at dat...can't imagine how dat guy must've felt...dis shameful practices must stop...

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