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pacretus:
the problem is that you won't get to see all those people you mentioned. Hell is big enough to receive all any thing thrown into it. When your house is on fire you won't bother to greet anyone even if n.a. Tupac, fela, Davido or wizkid. Be guided, once someone dies identity is not longer the physical body, he's become a spirit that if found in sin will be busy groaning and gnashing for respit, without non coming for ever and ever.

Go and Sit down child..
You talk like you have been to heaven.. Nobody has been there, only the dead
You don't know shit about heaven,

I rather listen to someone that has been to and gone to Las Vegas.
Than listen to someone who read some articles and stories about what Las Vegas but he has not visited there to know if all he read was actually true..

farem:
Kindly explain your own meaning. Thanks

A Cross is a Roman Device made up of wood used to Crucify Hardcore Criminals.
This is equivalent to morden day firing squad.
Before Jesus was crucified, thousands of hardcore criminals were crucified on the cross. So the image of a Cross during that time was associated with those destined for doom or execution.
Why use a Cross to remember Jesus..
St. John was beheaded but we don't use Knife to remember him
St. Valentine was executed in public display, and decapitated but we use LOVE to remember him..
So why use a torture device called Cross to remember Jesus after all the miracles he did.
Do we use symbol of matchete to remember beheading of St. John
Why do we use symbol of Love to celebrate life,death and Beheading of St. Valentine on Feb 14th?? Instead of using the symbol of gilletin that was used to kill St. Valentine.

khiaa:
The truth is, you have to get yours before she gets hers. Once she reaches that climax her puna is extra extra sensitive, she no longer has the energy for you and neither does she wants to be touched in anyway by you.

Don't take it personally, its natural for her body to reject any touch down under after orgasm. As far as your prior girlfriends are concerned, maybe they were faking the orgasm so it never affected them.

PS...The grabbing of your head is a testament that you have succeeded in sending her to heaven, it's a natural reaction when the orgasm is real.

Thanks for REAL advice not these fake wannabes talking trash..
Times like this make me wish I was a 1 minute man. And she cums within 4 mins of action. U are right she is very sensitive
So it's either I try to cum faster before her or risk cumming.
Sounds like we are running a race of first to finish..

khiaa:
If she gets it from someone else you will be upset.

For this Nigeria E go hard to find guy wet good for mouthaction.. 80% of naija guys see it as taboo. So good luck

ericsmith:
You talk like a simp, and i think u deserve every treatment u get from her, ugliness is so dorminant in ur family you feel dating a beautiful gurl is an achievement. ciao

You Guys That Form Alpha Male, Una Go Die Off Without Kids To Bear Your Surname oo. Dey there dey drink red pill till una go drink sniper out of loneliness..
No matter how crazy women are, I still love them�

farem:
Thank you.

For the word of the Cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us who are saved it is the power of God.

1 Corinthians 1:18

You will just sit down and be quoting what you don't have spiritual knowledge of
What does the word of the cross mean??

MurphyTheory99:
your name sold you away. sultanofpuna means you are the king of puss! fake stories.

Of all girls I smash non of them exhibit this kind weird behavior.. I had to come on NL to see if there are women who actually behave like this my girl and if guys here have dealt with such type of girls..

ericsmith:
Even if she is selfish, the thought that she knows you understand her body gives you n upper hand to make demands. you go 1st or no show. lockup men that understand women body are rare, ko le fii e sere

My Nigga Forget.. After MouthAction her puna dey always soft wet and ready. I can't go first when her puna dry..u diggg?
Yes, The girl is selfish..but she fine die and even if I decline sex with her to punish her. She get ways to make my konji rise like if I continue forming hard guy my balls fit scatter. I dey too quick succumb to her.

farem:
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Corinthians 6:9

If the Kingdom of God is filled with boring self righteous people like you. I rather party in the spirit realm with Tupac,Michael Jackson, Fela, Bob Marley than go to ur kingdom where you people will still be following Rules and praying rossary till enternity. Sounds extremely boring. Enjoy your kingdom Sir

funmisticqueen2:
I like this your babe already. Ladies, I hope you are taking notes. This is how it is done.

My oral game alone Don tie the babe down
She literally beg for it, she too love am
If I decide to punish her back by not giving her anything.. They will come and say men are wicked

SmartyPants:
5 inches girth...

Try and refresh your maths young man.

Girth is circular
Length is Straight
Use a tailor measuring tape and put it round ur stick.. that's how u check ur girth

Paulpaulpaul:
Oga, just enjoy it like then. It takes a level of love and freedom to make a lady cum, always watch your tempo while at it

My Nigga, na she go shout "baby go faster
Fvck me harder" when I increase tempo
Next thing she go say baby it's painful take it slowly and easy.. The thing tire me

Akinbahm:
The worst of it all "my money is my money and my boyfriend money is our money"

Search for Ubanja Threads on Nairaland He has Topics on how to deal with those kind of ladies..

SmellingAnus:
Simple solution... Anytime you are sucking or banging her, just stop for about 2 to 5 minutes when you notice she is about to cum after which you continue fvcking... Do this till you cum then you can consider making her cum...

I will try it this night, but this girl does not always give warning before she cum. So sometimes she will just be silent until the very second she is about to cum.

vickydankal:
We all experience pleasure in different ways, just like our bodies are Different.

The way she push me off after she orgasm make me feel angry because I'm still Hot and she just don't care..
She just roll up in one corner breathing heavily like cow.it's not fair, this is selfishness to the core.

Even if I ask her, she will just be smiling foolishly saying "it's nothing, everything is fine"..
Walahai I feel like use and dump.. I don't want to make big deal of it cuz the babe is fucking beautiful but Im tired of giving orgasm without recieving orgasm.

Whenever I give this girl amazing leg-shaking MouthAction, immediatetly she cums She grabs my head up and push me off.. and recoil in one position resting, she does not want me to touch or even talk to her. It takes her 5 mins to get back to her senses then we try to have sex
The issue is whenever I insert my dick she starts to groan about pain so I gently put it in while she gasping telling me it's painful.
My girth is about 5 inch I guess
Length is about average size,no complain from previous sex encounters.
She says she enjoys it but at the same time she acts as if it's painful.. like WTF
To make it worse, When She starts to enjoy the sex to the point that she climax again She will just push me off again and say "no more"

Ladies, please can you explain the reason behind this weird behavior??

J111333:
You have 9 boxers and you don't need more you say? 9 boxers? Just 9 and you're proud and happy to say it?

I never said I have 9 boxers
I said I have OVER 9 boxers
Which means more than 9. U go school at all??

Lostz:
anointing oil?

I dey tellz you

Clinghton:
Men are scarce, them ladies gonna do anything to keep their man.

My Brother Fear Women.

Rhaspody:
But they will prefer to buy bundle of 6 for 1k

Give her Bra and pants as Valentine's Day Gift.. If She No Insult Your Life That Day
If I hear

Rhaspody:
And they will never buy quality boxers. Original banana republic boxers is 2k. But they will prefer to buy bundle of 6 for 1k

Dse

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SultanOfPuna:
Some Guys are Mugus by default..
Girls have been scamming since they were primary 2

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Not fair to categorize all girls, some girls in 9ja are angels in human form

Osobi32:
Two weeks after she will demand for 20k or 30k from u. No be scam be that?

Some Guys are Mugus by default..
Girls have been scamming since they were primary 2

Osobi32:
Women are the greatest scammers in the history of relationship, they will spend 5k to get u boxer and singlet as a birthday present then come give u small body that's all..... Two weeks after she will demand for 20k or 30k from u. No be scam be that?

The real issue is that the boxers can be jazzed up with juju to either track your movement to know if you're cheating on her with anoda girl

cc lalasticlala

donbachi:
guys own better sey na boxers....some of dis girls need (deodorant) roll on and shaving sticks as birthday gifts.

I don't know where u live bro, nowadays
Even Village Girl Want Latest Android As Gift

Thegeneralqueen:
You're lucky you even see boxers you're complaining

No Worry..Na 5 cartoons of Bra
And 10 cartoons of Pant
Dem go Use Take Pay your Bride price..

donbachi:
The origin of boxers as gift by girls to boyfriends...d 1st babe wey buy am for her bobo,buy am cos d guy no get much or him no get atall....so,girls if una wan buy us gifts,make una dey buy wetin we no get...e.g.cars,iPhone,lands and dubai trips....thanks.

But Come to Think of It.. Imagine the insult She go give you if you buy her underwear as birthday gift.. Some girls go yab ur whole life that day..