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treasuredm:
Lol... I thought I was alone oo. Hubby keeps running away, that he doesn't want to touch baby's head... Why not just say you're tired.. I've given up the other room matters biko, till baby arrives.

Lolz.... Funny people with their excuses
I wan collect my share now oo because after baby arrives no touching body till 3-4 months

Gracedom:
BA BA

I welcomed my prince into the world last night on 16th of April by 10:45pm (EDD was initially 20th and later changed to 19th April). He weighed 3.4kg and I was given small tear but my jajaina is still hot. Breast milk isn’t flowing yet o, I don try tire, had to give SMA Gold first.

BS coming soon.
#TeamApril
@Jina Cappo

Wow! Congrats mama
Just Seeing this BA gives me joy

jamesbridget13:
Hello mamas! Glory be to God o my baby boy arrived today at about 1:32pm. Bs coming later. Just help me salute this great God.

Aprilteamisagoal
May God grant all waddling safe delivery in Jesus name

Congrats mama

Yetunspepper:
Am sorry for not answering roll calls. Am fine to the glory of God. Thanks Cappo

Alright
Thank God u are fine but try and be saying hi to us ... I want everyone to be active
Have u checked ur baby's gender?

primadonnachika:
My cappo, I’m sorry I didn’t see it in my mentions. Although I had an issue with my account and couldn’t access it for sometime. Must have been that period.

I’m fine cappo, thank you for reaching out. How are you too? The heaviness down there is something else, eating like a glutton. Lol. My consolation is that I’m seeing my princess soon. Can’t believe I have less than 4 weeks to go.

Oh teamie happy to hear u are doing good.
Am doing great oo just eating anyhow these days ooo

We are getting there soon... I can't wait too

Abeg nah from where all these bad mouth people dey come out from?..
U will not post ur food pictures but u will be busy condemning another persons food... Too bad
Make una carry una load commot here joor enough of d drama

primadonnachika:
No teamie, this list is for 2018 set. That’s what I thought too when I scrolled and couldn’t find my name till I read again and saw the dates.

Teamie u did not answer roll call for this month.
Hope u are good

Astilo:
i was just paying attention to seeing my name..you know its a privilege to be a may teamie

egbaguy2:
Alhamdulilah I am an expectant dad...... First timer too!!!
So so excited.
So I got wifey pregnacare(Nigeria) cost #800
Pharmacy said imported is #3500.... Hope the #800 I got isn't too bad.

I have not heard about Nigeria pregnacare before oo
Better make she take d normal routine drugs if u can't afford d real pregnacare

Astilo:
have i been forgotten so soon because i said i think i may be porting to april..its not fair ooo am still team may oo

Easy teamie ur blood dey hot oo
Dat list is 2018
So u don't knw ur team members names

mumsgirl27:
Good Morning My Team MAY 2018 mamas ...

Our Junior Team May
do u see our timeline, our Bs
we are team Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

So will yours be by God's special grace.

To all mamas .... I wish u all mother alive, Lo/Los alive and the whole family shall rejoice in Jesus name.

Amen

Amen to ur prayers mama.
We are representing wella

nobledeals:
You already did the bribing o. God Almighty should see us through the journey safely.

Yetunspepper how are u doing?
U did not answer roll call

Pearl05:
On top which gear? I no wan servicing again self. Dh is ever ready to duty but I dey run. No blame me because after the do na me alone dey feel the jumping and shaking.

Dh can't touch the belly during the acrobatic training. He quickly remove his hands as if it's electric shock.

It's 2 weeks to launch the month of May. Yeppeeeee

Whenever he/ she jumping up nd down and DH touches my belly he/she go form quietness ooo
U dey run go where better come back and finish wat u started oooo
Our month is here already nah after Easter na May ooo

Pearl05:
Here we are practicing atilogwu acrobatic dance. The kicking and stretching na next level. When bobo is at it, you will notice the belly jumping and shaking.

Porting is allowed all we want is baby and mama smiling, Dada gigging

Lolz @ d bolded
Dat belly shaking is epic something oo
Hope u are on top gear on d oza room matter? my hubby no wan service engine for two weeks now excuse be sey he is sick so his bobo is sick too




On the other hand am eating too much these days ooo hope I am safe

Astilo:
mothers its been a while ooo..how are we doing..and our jackie chan babies..hope all is well..my may teamies how is it going.. am having mild contractions already at 37weeks.. night sleep is sooo difficult..and the contractions no be here ooo e be like say i dey port go april ooo..my edd is may 4.. mbok i cant wait to see my damsel

Teamie try and be popping in here oo to say hi to us
Happy to knw u are doing good
Porting is allowed oo all we want is mother and baby alive.
It must surely end in praise.. Amen

jamesbridget13:
Hello mamas! I had very mild menstral cramp earlier on. Aftet sometime, a mucus discharge after which i have been having water in little quantity coming out but no cramp at all. Is that how labour starts? I am still at home sha. Pls sabi mamas do i set off to d clinic or wait till i have cramps?

Abeg head to d hospital to be on a safe side oo
Dats labor
Awaiting ur BA

tatacherie:
Thanks o mama
How pushing? The Lord is your strength

Amen we are getting there soon

Sewasaunt:
Birth story!!
Cc, cappo of cappos Jina24
Had some pains since Tuesday but I'd been having pains regularly so I assumed it was the normal pain I'd been treating.

Went for ante natal yesterday(40 weeks exactly) and the doctor suggested that I should be induced, given my history, I was scared at first but I was tired of being pregnant too so I agreed.

A Foley's catheter was inserted and inflated around 6pm, got cytotec around 11pm.

Didn't feel anything and went to bed (so bored that I wished I had gone home sef)

Woke up around 4am, saw bloody show, went to pee and the catheter fell out. I tidied up and got back on my bed to lie down.
Then the drama began. Pains like I had never experienced started coming, 45 seconds apart.

I was like nope, surely these can't be the scary contractions I'd heard about (so soon?)

I begged my husband to help me beg for painkillers, I practically beat the poor guy up and told him he was selfish and uncaring ( I have apologized o.)

Ladies and gentlemen, next thing I knew I felt like pushing(feels like a crazy urge to poo)

I was rushed to the labour room, I was so weak and tired ehn, all the well choreographed delivery scenes in my head disappeared.

I begged the nurses for painkillers too, so much that they nicknamed me 'painkiller'.

I was weak and tried and tried to push but no way, a nurse made a cut and with one final push like my life depended on it, my bobo came out crying with a whoosh.

Birth weight: 3kg

All the pain disappeared at that point as I started praying for him(didn't know expelling the placenta was horror movie part 2)

God sha helped me and it didn't take up to 3 hours. I had local anaesthesia and painless stitches (in case you would like to know, they sting now, not really pain, just uncomfortable)

I would have added how I started from being a silent observer on the TTC page but this is already getting too long as it is.

I won't joke or lie though, this thread was helpful and insightful, right from when I battled bad MS in the first trimester.

I have been staring at my baby since morning like 'I really get to take this wonderful bundle of joy home?'

Quick and miraculous deliveries to all mamas still waddling.

More BFPS on the TTC thread, (Amen!)

I love you all mamas.

Wow! Wonderful BS
Congrats mama and God bless ur baby

But dat ur new name dey sharp ooo (aunty painkiller)

irene670:
Yes i got this one. That was why i responded

As for porting; shebi its allowed? Anyhow God wants it.

Anyhow God wants it joor.
All we want to hear is baby and mother alive chikena
Take care of urself teamie

irene670:
I did not even see the roll call. I don't know why i don't get mention during roll call.
Never the less, am fine o, We thank God for bringing us this far. just counting down. We are 37weeks gone. Sex is XY.

Eeyaa sorry about dat..but did u get this mention?

I praise God ooo we are getting to d finish line soon...d way am seeing u na porting to April be dat oo
Sex updated

@irene670 i sight u ooo abeg answer roll call

Other team May mamas dat are still hiding abeg come out and answer roll call so we knw u are doing good oo

1Sharon:
So this whole time I've been eating breadfruit and didn't know what it was called

iomoge2:
Space booked

Welcome mama Zoey

Abeg our TTC/ GTC sisters come and claim ur plots of land ooo with Faith
BFP is raining this year.....Lord as u remembered me when I least expect it so you shall remember them..Amen
I don clear everywhere with tears of joy. It is ur time to waddle sexy and carry ur bundles of joy..

Chukwu emela maka'na odighi onye di ka GI
Ekwueme ka i bu...
Otito nile diri GI

nobledeals:
Yes o, nne. I just wish we can jump and pass may. I'm feeling like an elephant at 29+ weeks. All those wishing for twins, Hmmnn it is well o

*side eye her* jump and pass wetin.... No make me bribe ur LO to give u better kicking all through d month of May
My blood dey hot ooo

Dedicating this page 5000 to all our GTC sisters

Mummyejire:
Hello CAPPO and all sexy teamie, I'm sure we are all getting set for next month. The heat has really been a biatch,thank God for the little little rain. God will surely take us all to the finish line with our bundle of joy ijn.

CAPPO update: Team pink

Thank God u are doing good.
Dat heat matter is on another level oo
It must surely end in praise soon.
Sex updated

eksbabe:
Awwww so you have a toddler too that is on your case lol.
Mine is too extra these days, crying at the slightest opportunity, i dont know if he is crying because he is seeing the signs already(my mum said they sometimes know when a baby is coming) or he’s just at that stage when they are very naughty(he is almost 21 months). Anyways, me ano dey look face cuz i am too tired to be worried about him now, dh handles his excesses.
Braxton hicks are on another level this days sha, will stop going to work today too i need time to rest and prep for baby’s coming.
Will resume walking fully by Monday, mans ready for baby to come now
May God make it easy for us all in Jesus Name.

My toddler is on this table ooo
Crying over nothing
Mummy carry me and stand up
Mummy back me
Mummy i want to drink tea immediately u finish preparing the tea he will start demanding for another thing.
D stress is too much abeg but am just keeping my cool and allowing him... I knw it is a phase dat will pass
May d good Lord make it easy for us all.. Amen

So so beautiful

Chanbaby:
we are doing great . Thank u. How are u and urs?

But these day the way the kpekus is sweet eh. let somebody not go and come here soon oh.

We are shining.
Enjoy d kpekus anyhow and come back quick quick to claim ur own plot of land.
No be team 2020 una dey

Iyamefa:
Pregnancy brain rant

So I woke up early, got ready and made it to the hospital for my 9am regular prenatal appointment with my obstetrician.
On getting to the hospital, I met with the receptionist lady who looked at me funny and said ‘Err honey why are you here today?’ Before I opened my mouth, she started laughing. I looked at the date on my phone and realized my appointment is for tomorrow and not today

Chai take it as part of exercise
Pregnancy brain dey do on and off