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WHAT IS IT LIKE? |
therealdeal10:guy u b guru for expo stuff o ![]() |
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something tells me u are lying |
1. If your woman catches you
looking at another woman, turn
to her and say "sweetheart, I’m
glad you don’t dress like
that.”
2. Nigerian parents are confused.
They'll beat their kids with
the intent of making them cry
and then start beating them
again to stop them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are
The BEST MAN In Her Life,
Don't Be Surprised To See
Yourself Standing Beside Her
Husband On Her Wedding Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when
he Moves From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining
about girls that are looking for
Richmen, you sef hustle and be a
rich man let girls find you
too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do
you know there are people in
your village that don't want you
to succeed? Quickly text
"thunder fire them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10
years older than u, just stop
calling him baby. and start calling
him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo,
Sir Baby
8. Those that use spoon to eat
Eba are our major problem in
this country.
9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll
see a notice board say "man
wanted with 40 Years
experience, must be aged 25
10. Being a good person is like
being a goal keeper,no matter
how many goals u Save...People
will only remember the ones
You missed.
11. India has never been to the
World Cup because FIFA
won'tallow them sing and dance
for 20 minutes after every
goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend
should not be your source of
income everyday. Cos it's only a
relationship, not a job
opportunity.
13. someone will just die with an
Afro in Nigeria movie and his
spirit will come back with a low
cut. So Barbing saloon dey that
side?
14. Strangling your wife for
making indomie as dinner is not
domestic violence, it is self-
defense
15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for
4 Years. Is she your
University Degree?
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its not d driver dat was electrocuted it was d motorboy,he shld b around 17 |
yanabasee:i av over 4gig left on my memory card |
i have enough space on both my mmc and phone memory but anytime i want to install any app or update from playstore its always saying insufficient storage space,any solution to this av cleared cache still d same thing,disabled update still d same
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frankkydee:on those things u listed,a long lasting relationship is not dependent on those things u listed, |
frankkydee:COS ITS NOT FACTORED ON ANY OF THOSE |
U SELF DEY BREAK PULLEY WELLA O,WITH ALL THESE UR RESEARCH |
none |
7941E6FA |
7941E6FA |
WISE QUOTES.... 1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) . He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014). |
any good app to stream the match on android? |
he needs to go on recess |
Adah96:I TINK SAY BABES NO DEY HUSTLE FOR CHEAT NI ![]() |
Adah96:u sef dey look for cheat ![]() |
tempest01:who tell u say na simple server,na unlimited tinz jor |
wetin i wan take 1gig do ![]() |
kolomax:TIME WILL TELL WE ARE SERIOUSLY WAITING FOR IT TO CUM DOWN BUT IT WUD B PRETTY DIFFICULT |
WHAT A PITY
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chisos olowo fowo ra iku |
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av cleared cache still d same thing,disabled update still d same
. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
r u a learner