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Yes it's true he said it and they did hit him up quote author=dkidd post=135995020]Pac said it in one of his lyrics something about being cremated and smoke my ashes... Can't remember the track now though[/quote]

Abia people are very heartless even at old age

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An unusual domestic saga has unfolded in Abia State, where an 80-year-old man allegedly served his wife divorce papers, sparking outrage and disbelief within the local community.

The incident was brought to public attention by Ochiegbu Marvelous, a human rights advocate on Facebook, who intervened after the 70-year-old woman was reportedly detained by the police on the orders of her husband.

According to Marvelous, the man accused his wife of attempting to poison him five years ago, and used the allegation to have her taken into custody.


In a post shared on social media, Marvelous narrated the bizarre sequence of events:

“80-year-old man from my village served his wife of 70 years divorce papers last week from the high court in Abia. Their first son is in his 40s.”

He revealed that he and his team were able to secure the woman’s release from the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department (SCIID) in Abia State.

Marvelous further alleged that the man sold off 20 plots of land in an apparent effort to “show his wife pepper.” Matters escalated when their son challenged his father over the situation, only for the father to allegedly include his son’s name in a petition, labelling him a kidnapper.

“I don’t really know the person engineering this, but I’m disappointed.
Accusing someone with no questionable character of being a kidnapper is just too much,” Marvelous wrote.

He praised officers at the State SCIID for their professionalism and swift handling of the case, saying they kept his team well-informed throughout the ordeal.

Effcc na complete zombies

Thank God am not fat again

Rip my dear the bastard kidnappers will die horrible deaths soon

PICTORIAL: NDLEA warns of dangerous new drug trends in Lagos, Kano
KingmoneyJan 19, 2025 12:44 PM
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has raised the alarm over the emergence of new and dangerous drug trends in Lagos and Kano states.


PUNCH Reveals That The agency warned that these new trends pose a significant threat to the health and well-being of Nigerians, particularly the youth.

According to the NDLEA, the new drug trends include the use of "Mkpurummiri" and "Sokugawa" in Lagos, and "Jankara" and "Tombo" in Kano. These substances are highly addictive and have been linked to violent behavior, mental health problems, and even death.

The NDLEA Chairman, Brig. Gen. Buba Marwa (rtd), expressed concern over the growing menace of drug abuse in the country. He stated that the agency is working tirelessly to combat the problem, but requires the support of all stakeholders, including parents, educators, and community leaders.

Marwa warned that the new drug trends are highly potent and can lead to devastating consequences. He urged Nigerians to be vigilant and report any suspicious activities related to drug trafficking or abuse.

In Lagos, the NDLEA has identified areas such as Ajegunle, Mushin, and Alimosho as hotspots for the new drug trends. The agency has launched a series of raids and arrests in these areas, resulting in the seizure of large quantities of illicit substances.

In Kano, the NDLEA has also identified areas such as Sabon Gari, Fagge, and Kano Municipal as hotspots for the new drug trends. The agency has launched a series of public awareness campaigns and community outreach programs to educate residents about the dangers of drug abuse.

The NDLEA has also partnered with local governments, traditional leaders, and community organizations to combat the problem of drug abuse in Lagos and Kano.

As the NDLEA continues to battle the growing menace of drug abuse, Nigerians are urged to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activities related to drug trafficking or abuse.

Runtown follow that black bitch go na so him career flush be careful of women

Some people lack sense police will deal with the fool if the prick come back inside station wahala

Starboytwo:
Omo, if you think you don see all the update and format, Uneva. C Anything.

this one na pure format

Edo women and their stupidity always claiming tough [q1uote author=Urgent1Million post=133745808]Very stupid headline!
Where in the video did she beat the policemen?
This is a case of assault.
The conduct of the policemen is very commendable.[/quote]

She should leave everything to God,God will bless her more

Are you normal?
We are talking of $345k[/quote]

Wealthoptulent:
Timileyin WORLDWIDE, ọrọ yin ti LẸ́YÌN oooo
first na TIMLEYIN in ABUJA, now a REP in UK

Yoruba makes us feel ashamed in abroad

[Wetin you wan do ?quote author=Mikelarteta post=127028639]Pls they should come to Ikorodu Agric bus stop I wan to confirm something.[/quote]

NwaAmaikpe:




This is what happens when your pastor's surname is Emir.

Even without the pastor's prophecy, isn't it obvious she will have great difficulties getting a husband considering how old and worworish she looks?

In other news,
I'd soon be touching down for Shiloh.
I pray they'd be many of such desperate cursed women there to help keep body and soul together in the presence of the Lord.

u are a big fool useless boy constituting nuisance in nairaland

My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer pros titutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.

Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;

80% of women are pros titute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC pros titutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial s*x trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside pros titute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic pros titute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild pros titutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.

When the world says give up. Hope whispers... try it one more time.
1 year ago
When the world says give up. Hope whispers... try it one more time

God forbid o. Below is a press release sent out to media houses...

The senior pastor of popular Nigerian church Liberation City, Dr Chris Okafor has warn against untimely air accident looming while a political party members are going for a political campaign as the general election draw nearer. Speaking at the glorious Sunday services on the 1stof February 2015,the Oracle of God as he is fondly called said he sees a plane crash with a political campaign team inside it. He said there is also a heavy cloud that is about to rain blood before the election. He also warned that a popular governorship candidate might not be alive to witness the governorship election he is supposed to take part in it.

The man of God also said there will be war on the outcome of the general election because someone will win and the other person will be rigged in and declared as the winner, he said this will generate lot of bloodshed for months. But if proper prayer is done it can be averted the man of God also revealed that God show him that the terrorist group are coming up in a new dimensions. He said those group will dress in a regalia like a religion leader to operate. He also remarks that he saw a long queue in filling station around the country signaling another round of fuel scarcity.
He said with prayer the looming crisis which is targeted to take place before February -2015 general elections can be averted. The oracle also warns the security agencies must be very vigilant in countering this plan of the terrorist. The church has however prayed to avert all the latest prophecy. It will be recalled that nearly 12 days after Dr Chris okafor gave a prophecy on fire outbreaks , it came to pass among many other one he predicted

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my guy
joe dey door wit one slim black babe wey I no no wia he tak get,
d guy jus de laff like pesin wey don kolo. He call me oneside tel
me say d babe wey I’m kari na girl wey find I’m broda com from
PH but d guy travel to abj and I’m(joe) girlfriend dey house so
mak me and d girl stay my hous, joe assure me say mak I tok 2d
babe she must giv me Bleep ( I no say he jus wan bribe me 4
Bleep up wey he do).
I kari d babe comot 4 evening go princess bar buy am
peppersoup and 3 bottles of small stout, me manage down
2bottles of gulder cos I don taya. D babe jus de touch touch me
evri wia, before I no wetin de hapun dis babe don zip my jean
down de stroke my prick like say 2moro no dey. D babe no even
send say nobe me she find com, b4 I no wetin de hapun d girl
( she tok say ha name na thelma) don bend down kari my prick
put 4mouth de suck. Thelma jus de suck my prick lyk say she de
do competition wit anoda babe 2know who go 1st mak I’m guy
cum.I touch my balls see say her spit don cover evriwia, naim
madam princess cal my name tok say she don de close bar, I tap
de babe 4head mak she pause ha suck, lai lai, she increse ha
suck speed d more sef, omo I kari vex comot her head close my
zip tell am make we de go house…
As we enta house, wetin I neva undastand na as dis babe tak
no wia my bed dey becos she jus drag me 4hand enta room
throw me 4bed. D force wey thelma use jump ontop me mak me
wonda weda she be tiger 4her past life, b4 I de recova from dat
shock she jus kari ha mouth fix my mouth de suck my tongue
like say she wan suck am out tak do peppersoup. I nobe d kain
pesrson wey de kiss any kain babe but as I tak de enjoy dis babe
kiss mak me 4get my policy, as she de xplore my mouth she use
her left hand unzip my jean comot my prick de stroke slow slow,
d babe com sit 4bed, spit 4her hand now start wetin be koret
sweet strokin. As thelma hand tak soft mak me wonda weda she
don touch any hard tin since dem born am infact if evri babe hand
dey lyk dat, men nogo boda about toto again. If u you go ashawo
u go jus tell am mak she stroke ur prick mak u comot. I knw say
if I no stop dis girl I go jus cum, asif she read my mind she
comot her hand, stand up luk me de smile. I rememba say me
and dis babe neva tok anytin since we com bak 4rm princess bar
( I no even nid her tok wetin I nid na toto). As d babe stand, she
start 2de comot her short skirt;
Thelma jus de do evritin very slow asif she de count her action,
as she comot skirt finish, wetin I face na d kain shape wey go
mad any man, her red pant no even cova ha toto main main; na
dia I take no say even babes de sag pant, d pant jus try cova half
d ‘V’ shape wey dey betwin her thigh.
She com climb ontop bed again, bend down, open my belt drag
my jean comot, na only boxers now remain, dat one na small
challenge becos na only one finger she take tear am comot 4rm
my waist. She comot her top, comt bra remainin only her pant.
As I still de lie 4bed she sit 4my belle, spread her legs de luk me
de smile….

Someone sent in this to Us and he needs your Advice:-

I discoverd One of my closest pal whom I had lived with for over two years had s*x with my girlfriend in his house.

My friend use to have a party on the 1st of January every year, after the watchnight service we go to his place to catch fun with other invited people. While the party was going on we decided to spice up the party by doing this game we all know as devil’s basket, the game fell on my girlfriends turn and a guy was asked to touch three parts in her body of which he touched her bossom, her behind and another part in my presence, my girlfriend got upset and walked into the house (the party was outside the house but in the compound), I was going to stop her and explain that it was only a game that she should come back, she made a scene and got me angry and I shouted on her.

She ran in this time around crying and with that act she almost destroyed the mood of everyone at the party. I left her, continued my job at the party (DJ) and my friend went in (he’s fond of trying to be a nice guy to her when I make her upset of sumtin) to talk to her or whatever of sort. It was from there it happened, i wouldnt have known if his sister hadn’t caught them in the act and told me on 3rd of January.

I asked both of them and they didnt deny it. I’m trying to break up with my girlfriend but she’s crying all heaven and hell her saying it was little of my fault, that my friend makes her happy when I don’t and gives her more attention than I do but that she loves me so much and could die if I leave her.

Pls NOTE: My close friend and my girlfriend lives with me which has been since february.

So please guys what do I do about this situation?

This is the 7yr old girl who proved to the world recently that miracles still do happen. She survived a plane crash on Friday evening January 2nd that killed her parents, sister and cousin. The plane the family was flying in, a Piper PA-34 went down in Western Kentucky and by some miracle, Sailor Gutzler survived, trekked three-quarters of a mile in the dark barefoot until she found a house and knocked on their door, telling them what had just happened to her family.
"She told me that her mom and dad were dead. And that she had been in a plane crash." The man whose home Sailor knocked on told CNN
Wilkins said he got the little girl on his couch and called the police who later found the wreckage of the plane. Sailor was also taken to the hospital but not for any life threatening injuries. The people who died were her dad Marty Gutzler, 48; her mum Kimberly Gutzler, 46, her sister, 9-year-old Piper Gutzler (pictured right) and Sailor's cousin,14-year-old Sierra Wilder. FAA investigators in Kentucky are trying to find out what caused the crash.

A 25 year old woman identified as Ugochukwu Otu, (pictured above), confessed to killing her one day old baby girl at her home in Enohia Nkalu Afikpo North Local Government Area, Ebonyi State on December 22nd 2014 over her desire to be free from the burden of motherhood.

According to Sunday Sun, Ugochukwu gave birth to her daughter on December 21st and was discharged the next day. On getting to her house, Ugochukwu said she was frustrated and was pushed to killing her baby after the man who impregnated her denied the pregnancy.
“I killed my one-day old baby girl intentionally because I don’t have N500 for her medical treatment. I want to be free lady. I didn’t have any intention to get pregnant. I was impregnated by one man called Monday, a native of Ozizza Afikpo North LGA. But later he refused to accept the pregnancy and I didn’t plan for it. I am not ready to marry; I want to be a free lady. I had to strangle the baby girl and put the corpse in a black poly­thene bag and dumped it along Ndibe beach road, near the bush. I don’t regret killing my baby because nobody was responsible for her upkeep.” she told police. The police say she will soon be charged to court.

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Happy xmass and new year pls my fellow nairalanders I want to loose my heavy weight I need your help to look slimmer as I was before when am still in school,thank U.

Read this transgender's heartbreaking suicide note he posted hours before killing himself

58 minutes ago
17 year old transgender teen Leelah (Josh) Alcorn committed suicide on Sunday Dec. 28th by walking in front of a tractor trailer on a highway in Ohio. A few hours later, her suicide note, which she posted on her Tumblr page through scheduled publishing, went up. In the heartbreaking suicide note, she blamed her death on her religious parents who she said refused to acknowledge her gender and forbade her from transitioning into a girl. Read her suicide note below...
If you are reading this, it means that I have committed suicide and obviously failed to delete this post from my queue.
Please don’t be sad, it’s for the better. The life I would’ve lived isn’t worth living in… because I’m transgender. I could go into detail explaining why I feel that way, but this note is probably going to be lengthy enough as it is.  To put it simply, I feel like a girl trapped in a boy’s body, and I’ve felt that way ever since I was 4. I never knew there was a word for that feeling, nor was it possible for a boy to become a girl, so I never told anyone and I just continued to do traditionally “boyish” things to try to fit in.
When I was 14, I learned what transgender meant and cried of happiness. After 10 years of confusion I finally understood who I was. I immediately told my mom, and she reacted extremely negatively, telling me that it was a phase, that I would never truly be a girl, that God doesn’t make mistakes, that I am wrong. If you are reading this, parents, please don’t tell this to your kids. Even if you are Christian or are against transgender people don’t ever say that to someone, especially your kid. That won’t do anything but make them hate them self. That’s exactly what it did to me.
My mom started taking me to a therapist, but would only take me to christian therapists, (who were all very biased) so I never actually got the therapy I needed to cure me of my depression. I only got more christians telling me that I was selfish and wrong and that I should look to God for help.When I was 16 I realized that my parents would never come around, and that I would have to wait until I was 18 to start any sort of transitioning treatment, which absolutely broke my heart. The longer you wait, the harder it is to transition. I felt hopeless, that I was just going to look like a man in drag for the rest of my life. On my 16th birthday, when I didn’t receive consent from my parents to start transitioning, I cried myself to sleep.
I formed a sort of a “f*** you” attitude towards my parents and came out as gay at school, thinking that maybe if I eased into coming out as trans it would be less of a shock. Although the reaction from my friends was positive, my parents were pissed. They felt like I was attacking their image, and that I was an embarrassment to them. They wanted me to be their perfect little straight christian boy, and that’s obviously not what I wanted.
So they took me out of public school, took away my laptop and phone, and forbid me of getting on any sort of social media, completely isolating me from my friends. This was probably the part of my life when I was the most depressed, and I’m surprised I didn’t kill myself. I was completely alone for 5 months. No friends, no support, no love. Just my parent’s disappointment and the cruelty of loneliness.
At the end of the school year, my parents finally came around and gave me my phone and let me back on social media. I was excited, I finally had my friends back. They were extremely excited to see me and talk to me, but only at first. Eventually they realized they didn’t actually give a s**t about me, and I felt even lonelier than I did before. The only friends I thought I had only liked me because they saw me five times a week.
After a summer of having almost no friends plus the weight of having to think about college, save money for moving out, keep my grades up, go to church each week and feel like s**t because everyone there is against everything I live for, I have decided I’ve had enough. I’m never going to transition successfully, even when I move out. I’m never going to be happy with the way I look or sound. I’m never going to have enough friends to satisfy me. I’m never going to have enough love to satisfy me. I’m never going to find a man who loves me. I’m never going to be happy. Either I live the rest of my life as a lonely man who wishes he were a woman or I live my life as a lonelier woman who hates herself. There’s no winning. There’s no way out. I’m sad enough already, I don’t need my life to get any worse. People say “it gets better” but that isn’t true in my case. It gets worse. Each day I get worse.
That’s the gist of it, that’s why I feel like killing myself. Sorry if that’s not a good enough reason for you, it’s good enough for me. As for my will, I want 100% of the things that I legally own to be sold and the money (plus my money in the bank) to be given to trans civil rights movements and support groups, I don’t give a s**t which one. The only way I will rest in peace is if one day transgender people aren’t treated the way I was, they’re treated like humans, with valid feelings and human rights. Gender needs to be taught about in schools, the earlier the better. My death needs to mean something. My death needs to be counted in the number of transgender people who commit suicide this year. I want someone to look at that number and say “that’s f***ed up” and fix it. Fix society. Please.
Goodbye,(Leelah) Josh Alcorn

Pls hide my I’d. I am a married woman, my hubby has been starving me of s3x for months nw, I need alternative to help myself.

I am always comfortable when I am alone but not easy to sleep on the same bed without touching, no s3x is so frustrating. Pls what can I do, I want to remain loyal.

"Funmi did the driver touch your pum-pum?"

Funmi looking confused than ever as she stares at her mum not knowing the right answer to that weird question, if to take the audacious step and tell her that the driver did not only touch her 'pum-pum' but that he placed her on the bed of the dingy room of their boys quarters and banged her till her squeaking made him stop for the fear of raising an alarm, that's a perfect picture of what transpires in virtually every girl child in the suburbs.

Our parents believe that talking about sex is demeaning and inhumane to sit us down and say all that sex entails, the mildly bold ones who summon the courage to talk about it never call penis or vagina for what they are, sweat would trickle down their face with no eye contact as they give it funny nicknames, in totality failing to drive home the simple message of "becareful of how you experiment with your body, if not for the minor 'wahala' of getting pregnant but for the numerous sexual transmitted infections prowling the city and looking for whom to devour."

Girls are told from the moment they start gathering peanut sized boobs that once a guy touches you, you get pregnant which is in all its totality a lie that has been passed on from generation to generation like a myth, we instill this fear in the subconscious mind of the girl as she grows and tends to make her detach from the male folks thereby creating an imbalance in the psychological growth of that child as she is bundled into a same sex secondary school for the mere fact of her not coming in contact with a guy that could possibly get her pregnant and this to me is the greatest mistake of all times.

"Funmi you know your a beautiful girl, I want to be your school mother, I will protect you from other seniors and you won't be punished by any" caressing her thighs on top of a bunk by an SS3 female student as she stares at her helpless and confused once again on what should be her answer, she knows deep down that if she says know, the senior would make her life a living hell on earth and that's when she is ushered into the red light district of lesbianism, untold and secret explicit show of affection under the blanket, this same situation is faced with Emeka whose father is a Catechist, a reputable man with high moral standard, scared that his son would bring shame to him bundles him into a seminary school, even if he doesn't become a reverend father at least let him not get any of these girls roaming the street pregnant and bring shame to his name, here is another time bomb ticking the moment he gains admission into the seminary.

Before I continue I want to state that I hold nothing against the Catholic Church of which am a member, this is the worst of it all as the seminary is known to have trained renowned gay men and criminals, they get their ass ravaged by the senior students as they engage in drugs and all other vices.

As much as we snap our fingers, swearing and cursing, we all have either tried it once in our bubbling teenage years or know someone who is either a lesbian or gay, this one thing that has come to stay in Africa and in Nigeria in particular, not that I have anything against them for we all have the right to our own sexual preferences, no matter how the government are making a fool of themselves imposing ban on it, I can authoritatively call a few respected members of the house of assembly that were once caught during their secondary school days and punished for that act, some even engage in it up till date as they wave Naira notes in front of these poverty stricken boys and then take them to their hotel rooms and Bleep the hell out of them, this is also obtainable with the top female government officials who have been nicknamed 'Pinky' or 'Bunny' a code name for an elderly female lesbian who has money, as they pay flight tickets for this girls to Abuja or Lagos to have wild sex.

We all learnt about sex from either our peers who give us false information or from the television, the bold ones amongst us like me who went out to the streets to buy these pornographic novels displaying pictures of naked women as they bare it all to wet the appetite of my youthful zeal, this is how we were groomed about sex, then we graduated to watching blue films in our Parlor at odd hours when no one was at home, it enticed our mind as we dreamed and imagined the day we were going to taste the forbidden fruit, our parents not knowing that we had already enrolled into the school of 'Sexology' try their possible best to guide the word 'Sex' out of our mind.

Walking into the chemist shop at a young age as I stared at the shabby looking woman cladded in a white lab coat:
"Madam give me errmmmm..."
Looking up and scared to say the word as I was sure she would look at me with disdain, then I muttered the word not fixing my gaze on her for the fear of the unknown:
"Give me condom!"

Yes I said those words and what followed suit is something I can never forget even in centuries to come. Her eyes popped out as she was shocked that I said those words, she yelled:
"Chineke!! Dis pikin you don spoil like dis finish? Wetin you wan use condom do?"
She stretched her hand and grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and rained charades of thunderous slap on me, I felt my world crashing before me, she ended the assault saying:
"A think your mama dey pass here every evening anytime she dey come back from work, I must tell am so that she go begin lock you for house, be like say your prick don dey scratch you"

She ended up not selling the condom to me as she drove me out of her shop with a broom and then quietly I went back home waiting on my mum to come complete the unfinished can of assault that I opened, though she never told my mum for she was sure she had passed the message across that I was perceived to be too young to start trying sex, but was it the right thing a health worker should do? Was she not to encourage me that I was taking the right step rather she choose the crude way of driving her point home?