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To all the First Class Graduates....Shit happens, embrace the smell.

What?! :oWhat?!

Fortissimo:
What is this?

Letter "R"

PappyMason:
shut dah muthaphucker up!

Bro, please use your Brain! No one is gonna bill you for using it. Thanks

PappyMason:
In 3yrs Virgin Nigeria has sacked 3 yoruba managers for theft
FACT!
Remember the Yoruba air host who was arrested for trafficking d0pe?
google Mohammed Ibrahim Wudil.

Are you done? Thanks for the information, now swerve!

Shit happens, embrace the smell.

This is good news...Jumoke will surely make a good Wife.

#proposing_tonight!

Those who are agitating for the break up of Nigeria
should consider the following;

1) Immediately Nigeria break up, all workers under
the federal republic of Nigeria will become jobless
and will take some time for their new Nation to
accommodate them, that is, if they will ever be
employed.

2) All pensioners of the federal republic of Nigeria
will no longer have any pension benefit because the
country whom he/she served no longer exist.

3) Many people who have already established outside
their zone may lose all what they've laboured for.
It's better we dialog our differences rather than ask
for break up.
God bless Nigeria!!!

Feranchek:
Babe you're on a loooooooooooooooooooooooong tin o0oo!!

Seriously you think you've CHANGED him Issoryt. Let's see how it goes after 'marriage'

You took the word right from my mouth bro...what he has been doing before he met you, now you think you can change him? The guy might be hiding the habit...Soon, you'll soon find out.

Ok

Oxmen:
I heard that president Buhari has plan dt all nigeria army force will use d same site for recruitment and u will only have just a chance to choose ur choice btw either police, custom, immigration, civil defence, Navy, air force and Army

I knew it! The change in administration will definitely affect it....I don't think the list has ever been late like this. Whatever they're doing, they should please make it quick. This is taking longer than expected.

Why is it taking them this long to shortlist. Is it that complex or they just feeling like dragging it? Its being over 3months.
I just hope they shortlist this month.

bwaley:
Same here bro I guess dey are uploading the results...... #Anxious

Exactly what I have in mind. All is well.

Is something wrong with the NN website? The site isn't loading...can somebody check the site and confirm. Maybe its my browser.

Lastly

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This photo post is a memes collection of some widely usedslangsoriginated by some top a-list acts in our Nigerian music industry today that have gone on to form a major part of our conversational vocabulary especially in vernacular communication.
Enjoy watching, and do well to comment any other popularslangsculled from Nigerian music that you might have knowledge of.

“Baddo”
Slang credit:Olamide
Baddo would be the term used to connote the act of lauding someone’s reputation at a particular art, one who is especially willed at the doing of it.

“Jonze”
Slang credit’Prince
Jonzingcan otherwise be related to an excessive feeling of one’s self.

“Fi le… Don Touch It!”
Slang credit’Banj
This is synonymous especially to broadcasting stations when they require you to stay tuned and not touch that dial.

“Smellos”
Slang credit:Olamide
As at the time when “frosh” was the in-thing for n*ggaz,smellosbecame the exact opposite in response.

“No Shaking”
Slang credit:2face Idibia
This term expresses one’s state of being/a temporary state of affairs.

“Alobam”
Slang credit:Phyno
Alobamwould be an alternative term for addressing ‘your brother from another mother’ akaur padi. This is especially common to the South Eastern folk.

“Shoro Niyen”
Slang credit:Olamide
If you must express astonishment at somekin yarns,shoro niyenis the perfect reply to such.

“Koko”
Slang credit’Banj
Sayingthekokois like intensifying one’s expression on a subject matter.

“Notin De Happen”
Slang credit:2face Idibia
This ascertains a state of chill.

“Wassuputunu”
Slang credit:Lynxxx
Wassuphas become a generally accepted style of greeting, popular with the youthful folk. It is also a basic conversational starter.

“No Long Tin”
Slang credit’Banj
This is synonymous to another popular local parlance,no wahalaalso expressing a state of being.

“Turn Up”
Slang credit:Olamide
When you show up for a hangout, party, club or any form of celebratory gig with loud music and booze.

SurvTessy:
Hello! pls who knows what one should expect in d interview?

Bros Chill. Don't be faster than your Shadow....let them shortlist first. One step at a time.

Jacinta75:
please house,is it true DAT d aptitude result is out cos a friend of mine who also took d test said she logged in with her pin n serial number n she was congratulated for been successful in d aptitude test.abeg who else has b sent such text too?

Its not true. I just checked the NN website. The "Login with pin and serial number" is for the Aptitude Test Confirmation not RESULT. The website is still thesame as it was 2months ago.

missbronze:
Hml in advance.

Meanwhile,

Heavenly father, boyfriend of d boyfriendless, boo of d booless, husband of d husbandless, lover of d loverless.

I know u are listening, all this nl, fb, wasapp, instagram oppression is getting too much for a sister.


Please, send dat charming tatum looking brother that u have been saving for me, the one with d abs, six packs, beards, dark skinned, that we discussed about in our last conversation. And, please, dnt forget the other specifications, 6"6, good dentition, very fit, British accent and other photosynthesis.


Hehehehehehe.


In your name i pray.

Get clay and mould him yourself.

Hawlahscho:
So his name is Mufutau Sanni
I know his real name after his death

O ma se o...... Anyway, MY REGARDS TO MY DAD

[size=25pt]I won't say FTC[/size]

You just did!

Isokay

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Isokay

(To Women) please take time to ponder...... . .. (To Men) enjoy the story....... .
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester.. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'
She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.

The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time.. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now.... what is the moral to this story?

The moral is...

1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!

2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'.

sleemoon:
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Nop.. Its not among the forms....

The is no format like dat... Just > i knw dis so so person and he or she doesn't have any bad character or such bla bla bla

I think that's the essence of the Guarantor's form...its even stated there that "For how long have you known the Candidate"

Or is there something am missing. #

MARKMEGOOD:
please the information on their webpage state that we should procceed to the test centres with our COMPLETED AND SIGNED APPLICATION FORM
please lets not comfuse oursef with all ths aknoledgement form thing...JUST GO WITH ALL YOUR SEVEN PAGE COMPLETED FORM....
#GOODLUCK#

Abi o. Have checked the NN website like 10times...nothing except the print outs. What's the difference between the "acknowledgement form and Guarantor's form".

sleemoon:
Yes... It ll

Thanks a lot