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The founder and President of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, Bishop David Oyedepo, has angrily predicted the end of the Boko Haram terrorist group.

Daily Independent reports that the clergyman made the prediction on Friday at his church Shiloh programme, while reacting to the unabated killings, and suicide bombings.

Oyedepo shouted, “Today Friday, 12 December 2014, marks the end of the harassment of Boko Haram in Nigeria, because Nigeria has been delivered from these fundamentalists.

”He explained that the economic strides of each part of the country was solely based on the level of productivity which is at variance with any other senseless consideration, adding that defying theories of rational thinking seeking to tear the country apart, must come to an end

“I am sponsored by no one; I am a servant of the Most High and except I am not sent would you ever hear again of these terrorists’ mindless killings in the country.

Their end has finally come,” he said.Oyedepo, who just turned sixty-year-old was reportedly speaking at the Hour of Visitation morning programme of the just concluded 16th Shiloh, when he rained curses on any political undertone as well as saboteurs in the army, who have compromised the war against terrorism.

The Bishop during the prayer session both on ground in Canaanland and online, also cursed the sponsors, masterminds, informants and executioners of the Boko Haram extremist.Oyedepo assured that the last attack on any church is the very last the nation would ever witness.

Meanwhile, the shiloh event, which has been decentralised to accommodate millions of participants around the world, and followed across Nigerian cities comprising Maiduguri and Damaturu, had over 2000 delegates drawn from 52 countries.

In a related development, economic activities in Jos, the Plateau State capital, were paralysed on Friday, after Thursday’s twin bomb blasts that killed 32 people and injured 45 others at the terminus business hub areaHowever, the Assistant Chief Planning Officer, North central zone of National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), Mohammed Suleiman, on Saturday confirmed that 32 persons were killed while 47 were injured in the twin blasts.

He said NEMA personnel were providing medical assistance to hospitals where the injured victims are currently receiving treatment.

Abubakar Muhammadu Badu, the state Commissioner of information, on Saturday the state government is shocked over the lives and properties that were destroyed in the twin bomb blasts.

He said the government sympathised with the families that lost their loved ones and prayed for quick recovery for the injured.

If you're the type who attend weddings or marriage ceremonies, you'll realize that less beautiful ladies get married than the extra-beauties.
Although aesthetic is a product of perspective, men often use girls who the society classify as beautiful for sex while they marry those with qualities. In order to know these qualities, read the following advice:

1. Guys love to marry independent and matured ladies... so instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the 'house wife category'.

2. Never let the sweet talks of guys deceive you, most times they just want to go between your legs and run off thereafter. On the flip side, don't not see all guys as the same.

3. Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the less toasters you will have.

4. Playing 'too hard to get' is the worst thing you should ever start, remember, nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt,check out the number of matured beautiful single ladies in Churches looking up to GOD
FOR A MIRACLE.

5. Never extort things from a guy you don't love. Guys always have ways of paying you back, either through friends or strangers....BE CAREFUL!

6. Don't deceive yourself that you can trap a guy with sex. A man will always return to his wife who sex- starved him for years.... You can never win a man over with your body.

7. If all you take to the relationship is the mind set to EXTRACT MONEY from him,don't complain if all he ask from you is your body. He has seen that you have nothing else to offer...

8. Don't be fooled when Guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl. They will say that same thing to an 80 years old woman they want to get intimate with.

9. Because he's always taking you to Cinema Houses, Fast foods, Malls, Conferences,etc, is no sign that he loves you. If he doesn't care to ask and plan your future, then you are just his Casual friend and nothing
else....

10. If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house and do his laundry, then just know you are his"executive house help".

11. If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you.

12. If the only places he doesn't frown when you enter are his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren't welcome (only being used).
Have you noticed that most of the ladies that end up being EMOTIONALLY ABUSED are the ones at the receiving end...Always with open arms, requesting for something and ready to receive...
The more you widen your arms, the more he widens your legs...
A grown up guy who gives the excuse about his parents being wild when he brings female visitors to the house is a sign that HE HAS A SERIOUS GIRL AND HAS INTRODUCED HER TO HIS PARENTS ALREADY ADVISE YOURSELF...
FINALLY, it's better to be sitting in a taxi smiling happily than to be in your husband’s fresh air conditioned BMWx6 with bruised eyes wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf....
JUST REMEMBER THAT DATING A RICH MAN DOESN'T GUARANTEE HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE ...MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING.....MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST...FOR WEALTH IS NOT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED

Facebook is thinking about adding a way to “dislike” posts on its site, founder Mark Zuckerberg has said.

Speaking at a Q&A session in California, he said it was one of the most requested features the social network receives from its users.

He said the site would need to find a way to make sure it did not become a way to demean people’s posts.

According to Facebook’s own figures, 4.5 billion “likes” are generated every day.

“One of things we’ve thought about for quite a while is what’s the right way to make it so that people can easily express a broader range of emotions,” Mark Zuckerberg told an audience at Facebook’s headquarters.

“A lot of times people share things on Facebook that are sad moments in their lives. Often people tell us that they don’t feel comfortable pressing ‘like’ because ‘like’ isn’t the appropriate sentiment.

“Some people have asked for a dislike button because they want to say, ‘That thing isn’t good.’ That’s not something that we think is good for the world.

“The thing that I think is very valuable is that there are more sentiments that people want to express.”

dapsoneh:
Really!

Yes, women are powerful!

THE POWER OF A WOMAN
Women are precious gift from God but there are
some things that all men need to know.

(1) Women are by far the deeper and more powerful of the two sexes. No matter how strong a man thinks he is, he is like butter in the hands of a woman that he loves.

(2) It is only a woman that can carry a child for nine
months and raise that child to adulthood and yet
until the day that woman dies only she will
know the real father of that child.

(3) Women are more discerning than men, more
calculating, more thoughtful, more spiritual, more
loyal, and more disciplined and they can handle
emotional pain and psychological torture far better
than men.

(4) A woman can suffer trauma, deprivation, shame,
sheer cruelty and beatings from a man and still stay
with him simply for the sake of the children.
A woman can do anything and take anything for or
from a man that she truly loves.

(5) A woman can be the most vicious and dangerous of all God's creatures when she is hurt and scorned and when her love is not returned.

(6) A woman in a position of power can be a dangerous thing because more often than not she is motivated by emotion and not reason or logic. If wars were To be fought by women they would never end.

(7) A woman can kill a man that she has lived with All her life, simply because he never returned her love and a woman can kill for or die for a man who
loves her and stands by her through thick and thin.
If you are rich, pretend that you are poor to a
woman and you will know her true nature. If you are poor, pretend that you are rich to a woman and you will know what she is really after.

( A woman that abandons a man when he is going
through difficulties is not worth taking back when
those challenges have been overcome.
Beware of a woman's love, for at the slightest hurt,
it can turn To hate.

(9) Women gossip and talk, yet a woman keeps deeper secrets than any man.
When a woman says "no" she actually means
"maybe" and when she says "maybe" she actually
means "yes".

(10) Women are a gift from God to men, but like all gifts they must be pampered, loved and given all your attention otherwise they begin to look elsewhere for such nourishment and care.

(11) Out of every specie of animal ever created by God, it is always the female gender of that animal that is The most vicious and dangerous and yet it is also The female of that specie that protects and raises The offspring in loving care.

(12) A woman is moved by touch whilst a man is moved by sight.

(13) A woman will die for her children and guard her home with all she has.

(14) A woman craves for security and commitment
above all else and without these two she cannot
truly be happy.

(15) A woman gives, a woman takes, a woman laughs, a woman cries yet through all this only she alone knows what is really in her heart.

(16) A woman can heave and moan in the throes of
orgasmic passion, yet deep down she feels nothing
at all but pity and contempt for the lover that she is
deceiving.

(17) A woman can lie still and say she feels nothing yet her heart trembles and races and her senses come alive and quiver deeply just at the sound and by The touch of the man that she truly desires.

(18) A woman may be worshipped by the wealthiest of princes yet secretly her heart belongs to the poorest pauper in town.

(19) A woman can possess the wisdom and foresight of an Abigail yet she can also have the cunning and guile of a Delilah.

(20)A woman can bear the cruelty and wickedness of a Jezebel yet she can also have The courage and
selflessness of an Esther.

That is a woman for you: they can be a snare or a
blessing. They can bring joy or pain. They can
wound or they can heal. They are a beautiful
contradiction of love and hate and we men simply
cannot live without them.

(21) A woman will make you feel that you are in charge
yet with sweet words and with guile and cunning
she silently controls everything and everyone
around you.

(22) Women are the shield, the defender and The
foundation of the home. Even as the man is The
head the woman is the neck without which it would
fall.

The greatest mistake that any man could ever make
is to underestimate or treat with levity The power of
a woman.

For it is only a dullard or a fool that could honestly
believe that he can confine a woman to having
babies and to simply cooking in the kitchen.

The woman is the true hero of our lives and to
simply agree that we must appease and worship
them and do all we can to keep those pretty smiles
on their beautiful yet dangerous faces.

Women are indeed Beautiful!!!

Big4wig:
If ur Gf ignores ur Pings, Messages & Calls, just put her on ur DP & write 'RIP boo. Walahi, she will respond immediately. Trust me.

Chai!!! You wicked!

Varagous:
U forgot those that walk in cliques, formin hotest babes/guys on campus

Mehn!!! You'r so on point!!!

EroticAngelina:
hahahaha!! I belong to numbers 3, 7 n 16 number 1 z so true lol u find them at front, me na back I dey stay near wall. so that I can do things without getting caught

Smiles...

Where do u belong? 

1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are always found in d front.

2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey just look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish..

3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw demselves.. dey are always found saying "abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i photocopy". This set of pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go photocopy u join.

4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" clique: These students are damn slowww.. if d lecturer tries to fasten up note callin abit..dey just hands down and join d onlookers.

5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class afta lecture has started.. dey just like sneakin-in and I begin to wonder y d sneaking, didn't u pay skul fees? Abi no be u get d admission neh?.

6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or favour, dey just find one nice spot to receive breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey are off.

7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be students abi dem be non-learning students I dnt just undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag is full of biros.

8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of pple are just lookin for how to start a controversy.. dey just love to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it comes to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent.

9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: Chei dese pple can ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can imagine sumbody asking "sir, the slaves in the plantation, were dey allowed to eat d plantain?"

10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say.. these pple neva attend class buh dia names are always in d attendance and dey always write test.. ghost students.

11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are different from d "argumentists" in dat.. d arguers hav points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps disturbing d klass.

12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang oneside..

13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of the devil.

14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap.

15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may not be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat.

16. THE AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe anything wey dey happen and dem no dey keep dia mouth shut ( U no need tell me, I know that's where I belong  )

Chai!!! That's a huge amount of money!!!! I won't think it twice.

Dolemite:
Happy birthday don't get too drunk.

#Smiles. I won't. Thanks

Dolemite:
Happy birthday don't get too drunk.

Smiles, I won't. Thanks

flyca:
Happy birthday. Wishing you happiness in all you do. Cheers!

Thanks a lot

Ring the Bell, sound the Alarm....OLASUNKANMI is a year older today. Hmmm its been God all the way. Although am a certified Sinner, your astounding Grace and Mercy made me witness another Year, Oluwa mo appreciate....Happy birthday to Me. Igba_Odun_Odun_kan_ni.

iskay: Benin to enugu add up pls 2800641B

looking forward to seeing you there....

nero360: Is it possible for someone to report on monday. Pls I need your reply

yes, it is....

ce Prince has finally launched his very own sunglass line, had he calls it “Superfly”. Ice Prince Also Has his own clothing

Line ”FOZ” and its currently doing well in the market…

According to Report Ghana News, this Pastor was preaching to his congregation on a Sunday morning then he ask people with health problems to stand up and come close to touch a specific place on his body for healing. While everyone was touching the Pastor’s head, shoes and shoulder; this woman, a Bishop of same congregation decided to hold the pastor’s privates for healing and …

woman responded that, “her husband penis is not working anymore so she believes when she hold the Pastor’s penis, her husband’s thing would be healed.”

On hearing what the female Bishop said, then the pastor shouted, hallelujah somebody. But can anyone blame the lady, wasn’t she obeying the Pastor’s instruction to touch anywhere for healing?

Yvonne nelson stripped down to her bikini for Sheramag,a "coming soon" campaign  which is said to be an interactive platform for" intelligent and spunky girls"..

Her curves on fire..

A 35-year-old man, Yinka Offehin, who resides on Popoola Street, off Abaranje Road in the Ikotun area of Lagos is now battling for life after his scrotum was cut by the children of his landlady.

According to reports, Yinka was attacked while sleeping in his room with his family members.




His wife, Bisi, who was with him when the incident happened, identified the assailants as Solomon and Damilola, the children of the landlady.

She said, “On Thursday morning, around 3am, while we were sleeping, we heard loud bangs on our door. We initially thought they were armed robbers because the house beside ours had recently been robbed.

“When they entered, we saw they were children of our landlady. They began destroying our electronics and other property.

“There were two of them. One held a knife in his hand. They took N800, 000. They descended on my husband and he also fought back. In that confusion, my husband shouted and we saw that one of the attackers had cut Yinka’s scrotum. I can’t say what they used to cut off my husband’s scrotum.”

Explaining what led to the unthinkable action, the victim said the genesis of his problem was when he had a misunderstanding with his landlady and was asked to vacate his apartment.


“I was asked to leave the house immediately, but after the intervention of the traditional ruler of the community, I was asked to leave by the end of August.

“But that decision did not go down well with the children of my landlady and they continued to make trouble with me.

“I was already planning to leave their house and had even contacted an agent when they attacked me without any provocation. I want the government to fight for me,” he said.

The Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, confirmed the incident, saying “It was around 3am, while the victim was sleeping in his room, that one Solomon Olowogbemi and Damilola Olayeye, the children of his landlady, came in and started fighting with him.

“In the process, they inflicted injury on him with an unknown object. The skin of his scrotum was partly cut off, thereby exposing one of his testicles. The two suspects have been arrested and detained and the victim taken to a hospital.”

ogoh4: Enugu things please where is the location of the camp

Agwu local government...

ps⁠⁠Messages⁠


Conversation between AIDS and EBOLA
VIRUS...
Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you
here in Nigeria.

Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission been? Aids:Has been very much successful,but
just a couple of
impediments I ve encountere since the
introduction of
condom and a few other contraceptives..... Ebola:Really!

AIDS: Yea! That not
withstanding, i'm still making impact
enormously.

Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow.

Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope you've set down good
strategies for the
achievement of your quest?

Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb head! Infact, a
victim of
mine died recently. Aids: Like seriously! That's awesome...
So tell me more.....

Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm trying
to bring the popular
saying "there's love in
sharing" into play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried
the constant share of their meats by
bush meat lovers;
without partaking in their problems as
well. So,my aim is
to balance the equation and erase partiality.

Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually motivated
your migration into Nigeria?

Ebola: During my intensive survey, I
discovered that so
much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them
also, partakers of me as well!
As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING".

Aids: So, who is free from your
TENTACLES?

Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especially monkeys and bats have less possibilities of contacting me.

Aids: I discovered that you'remore
powerful and
contagious than I do. What's the secret?

Ebola:
(blushing).....O yea! Well,the secret is the
incessant complaints tabled by monkeys
and bats.
Their complaints have made me so
furious. I've made it a point of
duty to move into anybody who comes in contact with
those I ve affected.

Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome! Can
we hang out sometime?

Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss!
Will be on my way
now. I've got someone to
inflict somewhere......About the hang out,I will give it a
thought(winks).

Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck
my Rosalito
Pepperto.

Ebola: Thanks boss!! Funny!!! Right!!! But very serious......... Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat
and other meat
that is said to have the disease, make a
wide research
about the virus in other not to caught upon,be
vigilant,so you don't fall a victim.....

Where are the Ladies....?

Kindly drop your contact....let's hook up.

Who's going to enugu with me? 29A98A52, 07038805645

1. Racism will never end as long as
white cars are still using black
tyres.
2. Racism will never end as long
as white bread still costs more
than brown bread.
3. Racism Will never end as long
we still wash first white clothes,
then other colours later.
4. Racism will never end if people
still use black to symbolise bad
luck and WHITE for peace!
5. Racism will never end if people
still wear white clothes to
weddings and black clothes to the
funerals.
6. Racism will never end as long
as those who don't pay their bills
are blacklisted not White listed.
Even when playing the pool
(snooker), you haven't won until
you sink the black ball,and the
white ball must remain on the
field.
BUT I DON'T CARE, JUST AS LONG
AS I'M STILL USING THE WHITE
TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS,
I'M STILL FINE!
LOL I LOVE MY COLOUR AND
PROUD TO BE AFRICAN,ARE YOU?

The fear of Ebola is the begining of good hygiene ;DThe fear of Ebola is the begining of good hygiene