₦airaland Forum

Mikel d cook.
y not cook for a Nigerian girl.

she is a good for naughty girl.
Bleep she cannot Bleep.
cook she cannot cook.
shame

This is just the beginning of cry for him.

blacksta:
All na wash. I don't believe.

na wash really.
terrorist no get blood?
terrorist no dey sustain injury?
abi na chemical dey take kill dem?

itsdumebi:
The minister of Youth Development, Boni Haruna, broke down and cried yesterday after seeing the destruction Boko Haram brought down on some villages in Adamawa. Haruna was also a former governor of the state.
http://itsdumebi.com/minister-sheds-tears-after-seeing-boko-haram-devastation-in-adamawa/

let's us ask d stupid minister the following questions
(1) For how long has he visited his state.(Abuja man) If he visit often he wld not see d destruction a new thing to cry abt.
(2) What was he able to do for the youths when he was the governor of that state. Cox the destruction he cries about is caused by BH who are mostly youths.
(3) Now that he a minister for youth development, how has he been able to develop d youths of his area and Nigeria youths at large.

Trendy247:
Na dis type wey dem dey blame devil...

I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE! A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in the plane. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I can't die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said: "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was MUHAMMADU BUHARI and he said: " I'm an APC flag bearer so Ican't die now, I need to win JONAH ". So he took one and left. Then it was left with JONATHAN and a little school girl. JONATHAN said to the little girl" take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. JONATHAN asked her: "How come?"The little girl replied: Buhari took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute. Please don't laugh alone, share with friends.

I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE! A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile
there were five people in the plane. The first person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I can't
die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second
who was Aliko Dangote said: "I'm the richest man in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was Good luck Ebele Jonathan and he said: "
I'm an PDP flag bearer so I can't die now, I need to win
GMB ". So he took one and left. Then it was left with
Buhari and a little school girl. Buhari said to the
little girl" take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The
little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes
left. Buhari asked her: "How come?"The little girl
replied: Jonathan took my school bag" thinking it was a
parachute. Please don't laugh alone, share with friends.

berem:
the fear of card readers is the beginning of fear of losing elections by PDP.

I dey laugh!

I join u laugh oooo
PDP that what to fight corruption technologically doesn't want the use of card reader that's a product of technology.

Sai baba

Sai Buhari

march4buhari.

FastShipping:
Ah! This man deserves to be trounced. How can someone boast of creating 5,400 jobs when there are over 27 Million jobless graduates who have no job or underemployed? Obama has been creating between 230,000-380,000 jobs per month since 2011 summer and many people still think that is not enough and this man is proudly boasting about creating 5,400 jobs in six years. Nigerians never had it this bad before. This is act of cluelessness, wickedness and stupidity.

You must be voted out at all cost.

Since

[quote author=SeverusSnape post=30319757]A picture is worth a thousand words...
Can't you see how Oba Akiolu is conversing with Jonathan tete a tete, But he avoids Buhari like a plague. **the Oba also covers his nose**

Where are the INSULTERS? [/quot

ArchEnemy:
liver test?
Why not subject them to IQ test or to a lie detector

IQ test GEJ = clueless
Lie detector test GEJ= He has no shoes

#sai baba
#sai buhari

rozayx5:
hypocrites, common FOI they cant apply to their fund raising

Where is the final figure, or they raised 1million naira

Amaechi is following witches up and down while 90% of PH is in darkness with no functioning streetlights

iwofe RD
ikwerre rd
Ada george rd
Chinda rd

since he went to APC he has not commissioned any meaningful project, money for the metro rail when to buhari campaign and now he cannot complete again same with fashola.

the change we need is not only in pH and Lagos, the change we need is for d entire nation Nigeria. let every project stop in Lagos and pH to bring in the change that wld encompasses the length and breadth of our country Nigeria
#sai baba
#sai buhari

Sweetlemon:
Lol!
This was taken after he became a politician. Doesn't prove anything at all.
Besides, photos on ID cards are taken with front view not side view and a big smile. Mtcheeeew.

let him provide his national ID

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