₦airaland Forum

Fighting for your right in Nigeria is a risky something, I never collected bursary once while in school, I knew one God forsaken fellow was swallowing it up and I didn't have the time or energy to protest... Whereas before I can join any protest in this country, better get me an helmet, bulletproof vest, jungle boot and catapult, or I aint protesting shiit.
I will now let one thug mistaken my head for ripe coconut.

Please I have a question o, why is it only men they catch for fraud and 419.... What about the women...you see them buying this car, that house with no meaning full job description, than being a part time actress and full time olosho, I wanted to say e no go better for d person wey invent TOTO, but I give myself brain shaperly.

I remember when I use to quave ijeoma in secondary school, behind the tuck shop...chai those days, but I know that this new generation of sec sch kids are the definition of corrupt and immoral, what we never tot of in our days, this kids are masters at it. Don't blame them tho, when thay have role models like Naira marley, Zlatan, Victoria Kimani, Tonto Dike, Juliet Ibrahim, Lasaticlala(lol), to follow.
Only God can save us now.

What women always fail to realise is that one day they themselves will become mother inlaws, well except if Andre decides to become a priest... I just imagine having Tonto as a mother inlaw, I will personally see to it that I frustrate her life....Olosho oshi.

Don Baba Jay, this matter is complicated, anything wey concern money, don't fork with this Niggas, lecturers are cashing out by working for more than one institutions, but FG wants to treat their fork up because of their numerous strikes and threats.
I no kuku pity the lecturers, na to lamba our ladies them sabi pass.
Strike is a part of Naija, me wey experience 3years total nko....las las everybody go dey alrite.

This is a really tragic news, and I have much sympathy for her and her family,RIP

but things just don't happen and for an action is always a reaction, we need to take care of our climate and global warming is a serious threat to humanity, a very disgusting habit by Nigerians is disposing of waste indiscriminately, and we expect the drainages to flow freely, and everybody is guilt of it, pure water nylon, biscuit nylon, all types of nylon, disposable pack, bottled and can drinks, the one wey dey pain me pass na when rain come start, and mama shukura anyanwu will bring all the dirty wey dey yard, come throw wey inside gutter , na she go come dey swear for Buhari, not know that when you put your finger at someone, three more is pointing directly at you, let's learn to dispose waste properly and go Green.

People we need to accept that our time is the time where people are certain that we have lots of fucck to spare, cus I don't know how i have been blessed or empowered by this prolific ignorance.

There is a big difference when pastor heals you and when God heals you, when God heals you, your healing is permanent and doubt free, when pastor heals you, trust me na alaba healing be dat, our people are so hungry and desperate for miracles and wonders, that is why we are easy targets for this yahoo yahoo pastors, and this scam will continue to sell, as long as the govt continues to keep the people in poverty and suffering. The God i serve na sure banker o, if he do am, na once and its permanent.

That look can have various meanings
1. If dem born you well no grant me bail.
2. I can change your life, money is not a problem.
3. If you dont want to be kidnapped or assasinated better do normal.
4. Abeg just grant me bail, i wan japa.

But the judge self na weakling, why him dey fear.

When village people want to get you, it can come in various forms and at anytime, unfortunately, na fruit dem use catch this one, I know there is frustration in the land, probably he wanted lagos, or abuja posting, but got kano.
I have always said this to anyone who cares to listen, channel your anger and frustration with sense and in a way that will not ruin you.

May we not experience such painful and horrific end in Jesus name,Amen.
People should stop using substandard items to build houses, and the corrupt officials that don't inspect buildings and issue permits should all be jailed, omg I forgot am in Nigeria...sighs

Ok

My issue is with lalasticlala and his mods, but i have learnt to just say my mind, ignore mentions and report stupid people who quote me stupidly.

i feel for those affected, i know some who have made hotels a temporary abode, we are lucky not to have natural disasters like sunami in Africa, if we did, many will die, our response to disaster is extremely poor and yet what is of concern to our leaders is expensive cars.

i really feel sympathy for her family, why wil an hospital reject an accident victim, those that should take action by having policies that protect the hospitals and the victims are busy bothering themselves with buying expensive cars and slaping pregnant women. My people to avoid stories that touch, be mentally alert on the road, no earphones, let your eyes be wondering in all corners as you walk,also walk on the side of the road where you can see incoming cars.

This dude should be jailed, going by the evidence found on his laptop and phone, remember there is a time stamp on anything you do online, he should be happy he has money, cus he would have access to that 50k apartment in ikoyi prison. Little by little we will cleanse Nigeria.

This farm tools should be taught a lesson, that is how they will be shouting rape and harrasment, while its all lies and innocent men go to jail, Men if you want to suppress konji with this hoes, make sure you either record your calls, chats and the acts self if possible, if she can deny anything, she cant deny she was not the one moaning and screaming "give me more, dont stop"

Am beginning to see reasons why we should break up, the Fg is not capable of catering or handling the whole of Nigeria, the politics, the corruption, the rot, the tribalism, the governance of the country is too expensive, the people we elected(5%) to serve us are our masters and the masses(95%) who should be kings are slaves, being together has not aided our growth at all, Nigerians are too cunny, selfish, proud, corrupt and tribal. So lets divide abeg.

May our diccks not put we men to shame in Jesus name, Amen

misplaced priorities, lets even excuse the females, we know a lot of them have fish brains, but look at Alpha males, future fathers proudly showcasing stupidity, i weep for Nigeria, why will the govt take us serious, dats why i cant have an intelligent conversation with many of this kind of youths.

smh

[quote author= post=83182718]Thanks for you good words.
We were raised by good parents,
Hence our not replying some few attention seeking 'tins' here in same gutter language.
We Mainly post and move on.

Btw, we aren't bros o..
But we answer anyone that feels comfortable to people.
See you anytime soon.
Thanks for the heads up!
God bless you too.[/quote]nice, I know we aint brothers like for real, but because am cool with some of your posts and dislike a lot of your haters, even if it sounds like you aint comfy with me, I still consider you a brother in arms against ipop terrorist.

[quote author= post=83181349]Good for her.......

TEAM LAGOS representing.........[/quote]brother, how you dey and hope business dey move, love the way you comport yourself here, let haters keep on choking on their vomit. One of this days, I will contact you to do a job for me. Bless you bro

I prefer to use my money to drink 3bottles of small stout than to buy a ticket to watch NPFL, NFF never serious at all, from the pitch, that goats, cows and pigs use for daily fellowship, to the referee that will be scared to give penalty to the away team, for fear of not getting home in one piece, the stadiums itself looks like something that has seen better days, very dirty, cracks everywhere, broken chairs....if you want to know how developed a country is and how serious their leaders are just look at how serious they take sports, yet we dey claim big brother, and you say people should not Japa.... No wonder South Africa dey wash us.

Commentor:
Why not produce toothpicks and become wealthy?

Dem dey forbid wealth for your family?

baba wetin you do achikoolo, the dude mean you o.

tohyorsih2:
Aww! Good morning and thankyou very much

always welcome

The ref better be guided on how he blows the whistle, any misguided penalty or red card for north korea could be disastrous for him and his family, they should check the match ball well, so they won't plant grenade inside.

tohyorsih2:
It's affecting my social life. Imagine the people i've been living with for almost two years are still complaining of me been so quiet and reserved. Sittnng in the midst of people makes me so uncomfortable. It makes feel me like i'm in a bondage.
Did i forget to tell you that i could stay in my room for 24hrs? My peeps here have tried to make me stay in the living room but all to no avai. So the kuku comot hand for my matter . I just find a natural joy when people around me start going out and i'm been left at home all alone. Chai! nothing sweet me reach this one
Well, i can be a talkertive if i'm free and comfortable around you

eyan mi, good morning, I can totally relate with you, but your level gidi gan...lol.I believe you'll grow out of it with time, alone time is precious to me also, I think and function better, but when am not working, am cool with my social media and movies and quality sleep, except there is a wedding ,party or church appearance, and as am not dating now, I have more time to myself. As for the talkertive part,with peeps ur cool with, it shows there is hope for you to come out of your shell a lil bit. Have a splendid day, my friend

Knowing God for yourself is very key to avoid falling for fake pastors, the pastor that will scam me will try o, because by the time am tru with him, na him go block me on all platforms, humans hold religion very dear to their heart and the thought of either losing eternity or various problems, makes the scamming so easy, I will always tell people who want to listen, two of the greatest scams in the world are: Love and Religion.

Eye service too much, what is the sense in snapping with keke napep, trying to form ordinary man abi, dem never run them streets ni. Iranu

Vanity upon vanity......