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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2016
Mikkyjay17:
who cares?
Slow down bro, I'm not here for that.
is never meant for shallow thinker like you.
Gbese! shots fired! ki lo de? WTF! Bros easy oo
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 5:55pm On Nov 14, 2016
[quote author=Mikkyjay17 post=51033603][/quote]Eeyah I 4 turn ur bunk mate o...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 5:53pm On Nov 14, 2016
eemalex:
Just a confirmation,

Did the DG eventually allow nysc staffs to submit names of people they want to help?
Im not sure tho buh they still did it..underground tins..u knw naija Na we will always crush d law..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 5:44pm On Nov 14, 2016
guruvicawelt:
Ha! your own beta o.. u no carry ur boi along..
where u won serve sef?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 5:38pm On Nov 14, 2016
Mikkyjay17:
My mum went to market, and she bought ogbolo, crayfish, egusi etc saying she want me to eat good food at the camp. That I should go with gas cooker and pots.
Omoh I can't laugh alone.
ur moma is caring Awww....oya carry ham mo
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 1:11pm On Nov 14, 2016
Confirmed!!! Lagos Corper sharp sharp! ma enter market jare...e good to get pesin for high places o..e don sure 4 me..make una wait till 21st u all will be favoured by God's grace..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 12:25am On Nov 14, 2016
callmemercy:
It's morning uncle! See y'all when call up letter is out!
till 21st fa.....alright!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 12:19am On Nov 14, 2016
callmemercy:
Oh, I keep my nails... Just incase.
That's my gurl...already gudnyt dear...don't sleep late grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 12:11am On Nov 14, 2016
callmemercy:
I am smallish enough to resemble their younger sisters *wink*
Lol the smallish ones are the prey.... so don't just be smallish but grow claws too o..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 12:06am On Nov 14, 2016
callmemercy:
Brotherly love fa? I will have plenty brothers in camp.
No too happy o cos those brothers will not take it easy o... grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 12:02am On Nov 14, 2016
IamCasey:
She no resemble person wey dey shy and smallish mbok.
ehn ehn!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:58pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
*dips head inside my mommy's garri* ees noh me
take ur head out Jor..Na so u shy reach fa.
dem go luv u for camp fa
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:54pm On Nov 13, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
U fit use novel ibstesd which novel u get?
Eze goes to school Na..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:51pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
Huhhuh How's that possible?
yeah dats Mercy cutie cutie....so ur dis cute? just checked now..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:44pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
It's not bad to be ugly... The person mama go still loff am.
u dont have pix self...buh u fine no doubt..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:43pm On Nov 13, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
Bros forget dem too fine

Dem wan reduce numbers of PMS

Guys dey vex this days cheesy



But some ugly sha.. Lol
I neva bliv ham yet until i see dem...mercy no get pix chai!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:40pm On Nov 13, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
Like color red pant color pink bra
o boi dat one go dey make guys misbehave for camp o....ha! camp go hot o. cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:35pm On Nov 13, 2016
IamCasey:
#Sidenote. If you wanna get posted to a good Town/PPA after camping. Make sure to be active on camp. I.e join Red Cross or OBS, lead parades, be the Mr Macho of play good football etc. it'll help Yhu
mr macho ke? OBS still sure....nice one..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:32pm On Nov 13, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
Look at yewna u even make me dey beef dem :
I dunno why dem no put dia pix sey Na so dem ugly reach fa
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:27pm On Nov 13, 2016
Must everything u carry to camp be WHITE ni? wen no be Heaven u dey go camp...abeg carry any colourful thing to camp..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:21pm On Nov 13, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
U dey mind d guyhuh him.wan serve for where e dey live, kolewerk

Atleast, comot ur area small.

Him no fit use me as example, I dey live Oyo state, I wan serve for osun
One place nor dey bore ham fa....make he change place Jor....Borno go need ham.. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:16pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
Kitchen yaf close... No night food for you.
choi mercy have mercy fa...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:09pm On Nov 13, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
Commedian u not getting any of d four states u chose during registration.

If u like comot soberMood go #wailinMood.
Lolz be Nice to the soberMood guy Na...but the truth bitter fa..
grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 11:06pm On Nov 13, 2016
legenduq:
Isorrit....thank God you are a chineke pikin. keep it up dear.

...Drags her to a corner and whispers in her ear. Don't allow all these E-pastors here to deceive you o
Lolz u Among them fa.....Na E-popes.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 10:59pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
Oh my bad! I have forgotten you are currently in Somalia tongue
Lol No na Egypt grin im hungry sef..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 10:52pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
God af catch you... Now, u have join d night crawling club
Lol haba time never go na.. is 8:32 pm here.. cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 10:35pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
Hehehe... For ur sake it will cloudrocket infact.
Lol Amen dearie
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 9:53pm On Nov 13, 2016
guruvicawelt:
mehn nysc no try atall.. them for give us call up atleast 10dayz to camp
my broda Na Wetin for pay pass be dat o..dem just dey fall pesin hand jare.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:43pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
I dun af a choice o... I'm prepping as well as I can, how's your prep?
Very funny have not started nada till dis week sha...I pray prizes don't skyrocket too much..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:38pm On Nov 13, 2016
sonymax16:
I dey tell u.... Real vexing from the 21st grin
mk we pray make them post us the place we want o..e nor go funny ma broda..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:33pm On Nov 13, 2016
callmemercy:
In supreme court? *wink*
ur just so funny unnoticeably choi! hope u prepping for camp well? cos harmattan is here o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:30pm On Nov 13, 2016
sonymax16:
Lol..... imagine someone residing in lagos being posted to sokoto state or even borno state or taraba state..... Thats 2 days journey oooo. I just hope that we can know our state of deployment on that 21st....guy i need to be mentally and psychologically prepared for where am being posted to. Na the reason why i paid the 3k during reg so that i will see my callup letter sharpaly... No time
we just dash dem that 3k choi! Nysc nor dey organized kan kan! dey no try at least we suppose sabi whr we posted first then start to prep for the t-fair..Na wa o..u go see vexing on 21st..

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