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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 9:23pm On Nov 18, 2016
abiodunalasa:
Guys pls...how do I recognize my fellow gay in camp huh
are u the woman in the gay circle or the man?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 9:21pm On Nov 18, 2016
sharliz:
aii sir...I wnt think bou it
that's my gurl...I guess u've brought all u will need in camp?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 9:19pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
yeah, im smart like that. grin

Thats y mlanreh loves me grin
Chiefojiji needs me
Yormee follows me
Edbor adores me
Blueknight4real hosts me
Justifiedcoyy likes me

Yamilenu wink
damn! all this crushes only u fa! if they come hunting for ur heart who u go accept?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 9:13pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
u dey fall my hand big time,,,she dey use style father zone you,,u self dey full the package
na d way man na father zone self pay than ma be the main the main guy u sabi na...my heart precious fa grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 9:10pm On Nov 18, 2016
sharliz:
been busy jare ... af been dreaming bou dz stream 2 ish
what will be will be dear just don't worry ur cute Head too much fa mk u no sick o..all is well okay we will make it..lemme nor ear u think again o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 9:07pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
female daughter grin
I'm good with female daughter... u very smart fa! cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:58pm On Nov 18, 2016
sharliz:
yes tnx
sharliz u look so quiet tonight maka gini? hope u good?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:53pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
if you go,we go force you come back,,,, monniyi,arrest this guy for me
bro abeg I emotional na I no won make one babe kom break this small heart wey I dey manage na undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:50pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
im female

Im just not a babe grin
Lol female kwa! Hmmm I wee bliv u...female wife or female girl? cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:44pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
i am oh, i just dont understand. grin
veery funny guy/babe grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:40pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
me no dey shy o,na u dey shy
Haba! why shall I shy fa grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:38pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
me no dey follow babes,,Na dem go follow me,,,,,let me make cool doe,you go see,,,,even Rebekkah wey dey do shakara gan slf go come down
ehn ehn Rebekkah of all babes dey use u shakara she no sabi fine sexy dude like u? no worry na she go come propose last last dey watch fa
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:35pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
can u say that in english pls,

I didnt get anything u said. undecided
tot u yoruba fa? Monniyi haba! lemi nor! wait u sound like babe o..monniyi baby tell me the truth u b babe?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:32pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
eeeeeyah
abeg no eeyah ham o ibroh na sexy dude he just dey shy noni
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:29pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
lollll,,wen me dey loo for babes,,u dey run away,,,,see life fa!
guy na different strokes for different folks o...u fit follo dem na grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:27pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
im not a babe oooh.

Yamilenu baby
mo gbe! shey emi nor lo ya e lenu bayi? I hope I try type Yoruba small fa..wait o u nor b babe? okay I follo u..buh no lie o!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:23pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
lollll,,,you see say he dope!
ibroh abeg na haba! I go go ghost mode cos of u fa
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2016
Famutimi:
thx wink
iboh sey ma no appreciate u too much fa...I no tink sey ur dopeness go gree me listen fa wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:17pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
lolll,,,,wats bad there
if babes follow me now I go ghost out o! naija to and fro hustling no gree me look babe for now fa grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:14pm On Nov 18, 2016
monniyi:
mosquitocoil mind yourself oh.

Im on ghostmode today ooh.
see Monniyi Lol mosquitocoil fa grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:11pm On Nov 18, 2016
Posimii:
Dear,me just dey tink anytin tinkable now huh
To check my dash board for Monday self go dey do me like say na admission list I wan check.
what will be will be dear..sha no allow ham worry u too much okay
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 8:05pm On Nov 18, 2016
abiodunalasa:
What if u are given the option of goin with stream one posted to Enugu...or Stream two posted to Lasgidi ?
This is the option my uncle at NYSC gave me. But I told him straight up 19, 800 naira aint enough doe for 30 days away from home...so its either Lasgidi or nothing !
sure na! or nothing o! ur uncle dey help u with ham?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:42pm On Nov 18, 2016
abiodunalasa:
No serious discussion here since yesterday. So I wish I can sleep ryt now and wake up on Monday morning...check my Dashboard and see that am in stream one posted to lasgidi.
abeg go sleep u sef be my faith state mate.. mesef na Lasgidi.. no worry we go make ham.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:40pm On Nov 18, 2016
Posimii:
Yhmmm dis kind country wey we dey so.
I remember slashing days na so dey want give person high bp back to same tin again.
This country smh
see ehn we go survive and make ham weda dem like or not...dis country fa na story story e go be tomorrow..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:34pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
lol,,I don loud am already,,,,,all d babes here go dey follow you now
chisos!!! abeg o kolewerk fa! nor do dis to ur main man na
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:27pm On Nov 18, 2016
guruvicawelt:
try well well.. #objection.. 1stklas 1m,2.1 800k 2.2 500k,3rdklass 200 HND 400k. dah way we no go protestgrin
see ehn ur head dey dia fa..I no even check the amounts before...1m straight!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:24pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
haha,,y now,,, every guy handsome now,,but I checked your dp,u dope pass!
Ha! me no no sey I dope for pishur o...wey I shy pass anything with selfie..abeg no loud ham mk people no sabi fa..na lowkey tins ma guy.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:20pm On Nov 18, 2016
blueknight4real:
I dont knw why FG can't scrap diz NYSC and divert d funds into paying graduates according to their grades

Firstklass - 1m
2.1 - 500k
2.2 - 300k
Thirdklass - 100k

Distinction (HND) - 800k

Atleast sumone wee be able to use the money to play bet9ja grin wit betta odds or even double up wif MMM
o boi na true fa...
dem too stingy fa.....too stingy.....na MMM 4 make ham high..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:16pm On Nov 18, 2016
Posimii:
Monday dey okey den. Bum short? na bomb short I buy oooh.
D truth is m even scared to make any prep. Sometin is just telling telling me dat wat if huh ..... u kno dat kind doubt. If I see my name prep na small tin. I fit do am for middle of d night self. Make name show first.
No be only u fa....ma mind sef no gree rest.
.that stream 2 ehn omo na strong Gods favor fa
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 7:11pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
guy,,,no dey whine me now,,,,I no handsome atall,,,,,,,oya chop knuckle
oya ma main man! u sure die! anybody wey sey u no fine d pesin call up letter go hang! grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 6:54pm On Nov 18, 2016
ibroh22:
bro,,swerve,,I no like am
Lol no traffic na why ma swerve? no fear bro I can't take her from u fa u handsome pass me fa who I be? just appreciating the chic easy bro..*winks*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by surpriseMe: 5:44pm On Nov 18, 2016
Famutimi:
thx fa. I'll be expecting you fa
cute chic on a fa level... u dope fa Miz oladoyin..

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