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RomanceRe: I've Lost Interest In Romance by surugede(op): 6:31pm On Oct 02, 2007
well its not that i am still leaving in the past. as a matter of fact i ve fogiven she that was of the past


the only truth is that ui try to love again but simplly i just cant find the spark again.

i wld think i love some 1 and the nxt few weeks tha same person wld not be appealing to me anymore i am confused
PoliticsRe: Lets Take Etteh Down Memory Lane by surugede(op): 6:27pm On Oct 02, 2007
hmmmmm
RomanceRe: I've Lost Interest In Romance by surugede(op): 5:46am On Oct 02, 2007
10Q guys 4 all ur contributions
PoliticsRe: Lets Take Etteh Down Memory Lane by surugede(op): 7:34pm On Oct 01, 2007
well the reason y i emphazied a particular tribe is that it was reportrd in the Sun of Today (monday) that the south-west gov'nor swore to fight with dia blood just to keep the woman

ut as u say what a woman can do, in some cases man fit no fit to do am, bottom power na wa
PoliticsLets Take Etteh Down Memory Lane by surugede(op): 7:02pm On Oct 01, 2007
Ette said she is nt resinging and the gov'nors of the south-west are siding her saying that they will not allow any body else to replace her.


let us then take back Ette and her suppoters down memory lane

firstly: They should remember that during the administration of  Chief Olusegun Obasanjo (from south west), the legendary and erudite Senator (Chuba) Okadigbo was removed as Senate President for a mere allegation of anticipatory award of contracts for street lights within the vicinity of the National Assembly complex.

2ndly: Senator Wabara, alongside five other people, was accused of N55million bribe. He was humiliated out of office.
“The then Mr. President (Obasanjo) addressed the nation through the national television, which was tagged breaking news, that Wabara had corruptedly abused his office. Wabara was removed and he is still being persecuted till date. More importantly, the facts have not been established against Wabara

can some 1 then tell me what Ette is still doing there, if Okadigbo was removed bc of common street light contract, and wabara (together with other 5 guys) for 55million bribe ie 11million for each, yet Ette took 628million all by her self CHIST ! what is she still doing there. CAN SUM 1 PLS TELL ME what she is still doing there?
CelebritiesRe: Leave Britney Spears Alone! by surugede(m): 4:25pm On Sep 30, 2007
babadee:
Screw Britney!!!
just dd, was'nt bad i must confess grin
RomanceRe: Hiv/aids Test Before Commitment by surugede(m): 4:18pm On Sep 30, 2007
it depends, if to u , love = sex, then i will say stay away,
so when i say love be sure i dont mean go have sex
RomanceI've Lost Interest In Romance by surugede(op): 3:19pm On Sep 30, 2007
i once loved a girl, we went out for 6yrs (2000 - 2006) then along the line we could'nt just go on again

but thats not the problem, the problem is that now i am finding it difficult to love again. i have ladies in my life who profecy love too me but the issue is that that spark is not just there for me to move on with them and i do not tell them so. as it is now there r 4 girls who believes we r into something but the truth is that i ma not intrested and i doint want to tell them so, i am trying to rediscover the spark but it is simply not coming, i dont have any regrets for that, as a matter of fact i enjoy the deception, the only thing is that i do not know if i can love again
RomanceRe: Hiv/aids Test Before Commitment by surugede(m): 3:10pm On Sep 30, 2007
yea it iz so as to stop the stread of the virus

if u know her status it doz nt mean u should stop loving her, it only means u should be cearful so az not to spread it
gsakia
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Has Called Me! by surugede(m): 3:01pm On Sep 30, 2007
c u. no common bc u get Zenith na im make u dey happy like that. no b ppl like u dey get better job wit fatter pay. c as u happy like say u win jack pot. a beg go sedon jare


well, u dont need an oracle to tell u that i am just being jelous. CONGRATS guy, dont foget ur tithe
Jokes EtcYou And Ur Boss by surugede(op): 1:30pm On Sep 30, 2007
You vs. Your Boss,
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
Jokes EtcRe: Obj, Orji Kalu, Kema Chikwe And Agbani Darego by surugede(m): 1:02pm On Sep 30, 2007
good 1 but has been posted before in nl
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle Me This:chap 5 by surugede(m): 12:30pm On Sep 30, 2007
your post always apear 2wice, after u go dey blame network; na wa oooo. na so u mess the other day 4 church come dey blame am on the beans wey u eat, u think say na only eat beans come church that day? me too i eat am come even though people no no say i mess, at least i control am, you too sld learn how to control your mess


any way sha the answer na oxygen. its is a clouless, ordouless, invisible, and invincible gas that supports life
Jokes EtcRe: A Beggar @ Warri by surugede(m): 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2007
kai guy u no tell me say u don buy car, abi na dat ur father's 404 pegout na im u dey talk about. any way sha at all at all na im be witch, i pray the sapre parts still dey market sha
Jokes EtcRe: Aliens In Naija by surugede(m): 12:08pm On Sep 30, 2007
funny, just read meaning in2 the last statement

nice 1 grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Kings Horse by surugede(m): 12:05pm On Sep 30, 2007
y not just tell us?
PoliticsWhat U Dont Know About September 11 by surugede(op): 10:44am On Sep 30, 2007
The Secret behind the number 11 - Pretty Chilling
Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did and I got goose bumps If you are a
sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting! !

This is actually really freaky!!
(Mainly the end part, but read it first)

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terrorist who threatened to destroy
the Twin Towers in 1993)

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.


This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5
=11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11

Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The
wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of
the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the
Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran. Unconvinced about all of this Still
, ?!

Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane tohit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

What do you think now?!!
Jokes EtcRe: A Hawaiian And A Yoruba by surugede(m): 9:56am On Sep 30, 2007
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=10110.msg1528342#msg1528342 date=1190696839]shameless and hopeless son, you're this-mothering mummy in the public? can't she marry who she wants? dad was a he until your birth he became a she, na u we dey blame, fo the poorman/woman terrible state of confusion. the reason y mum told u she didnt knw your dad was because he transformed after your birth, the guy take one look at your face just vex go change hin , hood to the other , hood thereby he became a she; hin say no bi him go bring another of your kind come this world again. so u never really talk wetin u bi, the iyalawo still dey investigate your case. grin grin grin[/quote]i can't believe i have such powers (person go just look my face then change from man to woman) na im be say u go watch am ooo, any other time i beg u for chin chin and u no give me i swear na pussy cat i go change u to, for Migines i go just chane him to what he was; millipede
Jokes EtcRe: A Hawaiian And A Yoruba by surugede(m): 9:06am On Sep 30, 2007
@ Migines
the words hopless and shameless were first used by Na2day(well no be today, na yes'day):

@surugede
u see how hopeless your imagination bi?
shameless and hopeless son, you're this-mothering mummy in the public?


so y not go see ur doctor again, seems u r not taking those drugs prescribed for u for eye problem. u know say i like u, i no wan make u pay blind grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: A Hawaiian And A Yoruba by surugede(m): 5:40am On Sep 25, 2007
@ na2day?  and Migines 
na wonder mum said your as hopless as your "dad" so your dad(not my dad, at least mum said that) is a "she". no wonder.A product of 2 "shes" must indeed hopless.

that God mum told me in confidence that she really do not know who my dad is. hurts to know you're a bastard   grin but i think i hurts more to know find out that your dad is a she  wink cheesy wink


Mum so your husband na woman, ha i don dey fear you ooo. Infact is I am now, i am already considering  d i s- mothering  you cool
SportsRe: Exodus Of Fans From Chelsea by surugede(m): 8:42pm On Sep 24, 2007
Chelsea for life
well i love chealsea foe life, but now its dead what d i d? cry cry
Foreign AffairsRe: Bush Reports Mandela's "Death" by surugede(op): 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2007
it is also reported that BUSH was caught drunk-driving (well durrung his high school days)

I dd nt say BUSH is a drunk ooooooooooo lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: A Hawaiian And A Yoruba by surugede(m): 7:06pm On Sep 24, 2007
@na2day?
"who said ur hopeless?" well mum dd when she was comparing u to Daddy clemcykul. He says that among all her children, you are the only one she is sure belongs to Dad clemcykul, thats is bc u r as hopless as he is. ( i wonder where the rest of us came from, All i know is that I am not a bastard, even if I am, i am glad mum is unsure if my dad is a hopless 1, better dont kno ur dad dan know he is hopless 1.)
PoliticsRe: Youths Chase Women In Trousers In Abia State by surugede(m): 2:38pm On Sep 23, 2007
@ londoner
u said  "A woman in trousers is not exposing herself, she is doing the opposite in covering her lower region." well that is what it is "expected to do" but i must say that most of these girls abuse it. i ve seen cases where they will be on top bike (okada) and the trousers can not cover they "koko below" i ve asked a lady y they shld adoprt such and she (in all boldness) said its for them to "show off" don't ask me what; your guess is as good as mine.

the local talors help them in making "low waist" trousers (thats what they call it) but the fact is that such are not "low waist" they are actually "upper buttocks" as such trousers hardly get up to the waist.

In as much as i do not support the action of the "youths" i must say that some level of decency should be maintained by our ladies in their dressing. i ddnt say they must or must not wear trousers, which ever to chose to wear, decency should (outh to be ) maintained
PoliticsRe: If Madam Etteh Were Your Mum, What Will You Do? by surugede(m): 1:05pm On Sep 23, 2007
i change my mind, instead of to "d i s-mother" her i will go search for her will, if i am a srong 'share holder" in her will, i will kill her to inherit the 628M but if I am not i will arrange with millitants to kidnap her then demand for 500M ransome, i know say those  house members demanding for her head will willingly pay  grin

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