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What's all these about "celebrities" visiting OJB, taking pictures with him and posting it all around. I've said it before, what OJB needs is money and not courtecy call. The other day it wasn MJ, then Dele Mamodu. If they will be proud enough to show us these pictures, they should tell us how much they contributed make who know how much remain. So If we dey pray to God, we go know wetin to tell him.

And from today, let no celebrity tell me how much he paid for his wrist watch, car, jacket or Champene. I no wan know. Common 15m we no fit raise for our brother and friend. And before u begin dey ask, I've paid 5k into that out, na my widow's might be that and I make bold to say it, may God bless my huzzle

jidegirl12: Are you Bullying them now because it doesn't seem right to you and your beliefs? Do you really know what effect this thread can cause for gays out there?? Suicide attempt maybe?

Why can't you live and let others live Nigerians?? I tire oh.

did you say suicide attempt? Are they still 'attempting" they should go on and die. what they live at the moment aren't life afterall

Giiyaz: Grow up! Tired of this 'help the unpriviledged already! Let the guy enjoy his money...do you know how many people he has helped?

no I dont, do you??

MMMH, ok we don hear.

try and do something Charitable, find a way to help the underprivileged, support young and upcoming artists, and most importantly, go and get married, your mate don dey marry.

No be beef, just a candid advice to a brother, from a concerned brother

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[quote author=A-ZeD]Not holding brief for SLS but the woman was recommended to him from the Minister of Agriculture. As for sleeping with the woman, he's a muslim and entitled to 4 wives.[/quote]He is entitled to 4 wives no doubt, but sleeping with this woman (someone else's wife make her his wife).
I think i need some education here, isnt sleeping with someone's wife punishable under the sharia? I heard SLS is a Sharia Scholar.

Policewoman: AND SO BLOODY WHAT? As a muslim he is entitled to 4 wives, so people should mind their business

wives you said. As a Muslim he is not supposed to lay someone else's wife. Dont you get

ebamma 3: she is an expired product,
we need something new

because he is not naked abi?

What he has not told us yet is how many local staff will cease from being MTN direct staff when the implement their manpower outsourcing policy. When that is done, many MTN personnel would become outsourced mainly to the vendors, that would mean lesser pay.

Due to my kind of job, every where I work, I would always have an official laptop to work with. So much so that my personal laptop becomes "redundant" My last Laptop is currently being used by my Nephew at school. I am about leaving my current job, to take up another job with a diff coy, definitely i will still be given and official laptop. before i leave, i would need to back up my personal files then handover the laptop.

My question now is, is it better to acquire another new personal laptop or just go for a tablet. i would not want to retrieve the one currently with my Nephew; he needs it.

Ogbeche77: Shebi they said Corpers have immunity as well, so na deceive dem dey deceive them
The magistrate gann no get work..

guy, go wear NYSC uniform go thief and see if IMMUNITY cover you.

the law is blind, u never hear am b4, e no no copper, u brake the law, dem duck dork u

[quote author=xammy.1stlady]i want twince both boys nd a girl[/quote]na twince twin u want abi na hermaphrodite?

twin na 2 pikins, so if you want both to be boy and girl na him be say you want each to be a boy and a girl at same time

^{English language is wicked.}

KingBauer: This is garbage..



Pigs are Omnivores same as Humans, Dogs, Chickens and Fish -especially Nigerian Delicacy: Catfish. Catfish farmers in the house will confirm that Catfish will eat anything from Plant matter to Cerelac to Rotting Animal Carcasses infested with Maggots.
Are you less of a Muslim for eating Catfish?



Show us scientific proof of this


Another lie. Beef is actually easier to digest than Pork.

Beef takes about 3-4 hours to digest, while Pork takes 4.5 -5 hours.
http://www.eatingdisorderpro.com/2012/05/30/digesting-animal-protein/
http://www.qualityhealth.com/eating-nutrition-articles/5-hardest-foods-digest



To the best of my knowledge Cows, Goats, and Sheep also do not sweat. Neither do dogs or cats. In fact I only remember Horses and Humans as Mammals who thermo-regulate using sweat


Another lie.
See below From wikipidia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strychnine



This is because snakes have more subcutaneous fat and less vascular tissue under their skin making it harder for snake venom to get into their bloodstream.



Leave your freshly butchered beef out for a few days and see what happens

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The first part is true, but by cooking the meat at high heat any parasites are killed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig


And beef has been proven to be less healthy eating than Fish or White Meat. SO WHAT?

10) Cows have a complex digestive system, having four stomachs. It thus takes over 24 hours to digest their vegetarian diet causing its food to be purified of toxins. In contrast, the swine's one stomach takes only about 4 hours to digest its foul diet, turning its toxic food into flesh.

Hahaha are you for real? Cows have 4 stomachs due to the natural inability to digest plant Fibre. Pigs are monogastric...same as us Humans!


11) The swine carries about 30 diseases which can be easily passed to humans. This is why God commanded that we are not even to touch their carcase (Leviticus 11:.

Rabies can be transfered from Dog to Humans. Avian flu can be transferred from Birds to Humans. Aids was allegedly transferred from Monkeys to Humans. So your point is?



Cook your meat properly and you will be fine.



What is this rubbish? Please identify this canal!




Banning a food for Religious reasons is fine. You cant argue with religion as its not based on Logic anyway. But dont try and pass off lies as proof that religion and science work hand in hand.

Maclantunji! you should know better!

direct on Point. what else can i say

tomzman: Young man, get something right, the law is very simple. If you pick up a gun or any weapon to rob your fellow human being, the penalty is the same as that of murder or attempted murder so I don't pity the guy. I also hope for the time when the same treatment would be metted out to our thieving politicians.

but does Nigerian law state that armed robber should be killed by hanging. please refer me to where it is in the constitution. The augment here is not whether armed robbers should be punished, the point is, must it be death by hanging?

[quote author=oche_ejemb]Ordinarily yes, in reality any clown (including me) can get a Driver's License without having attended one day of driving school. If all commercial drivers (the number 1 lunatics on Lagos roads) learn how to drive PROPERLY, then things will be much saner[/quote]i have been where they are issuing the so called LASDRI, i even have 1 already (compelled to pay for it when arrested by LASMA - well thats story for another day). there is no form of a training whatsoever, it is pay-and-pick-up. So it does not add any value to, it is just another way of "settling" some ppl, Enriching the members of the clique

oga Asiri, if don't believe how come u believe that Boko Haram exists. each is as faceless as the other.

CrownQ: Yes! Reason: he was my first love and I still love him, but the decision is not in my department to be made... So sad!

i fell your pain

Lagusta: A dog can never go back to its own vomit...

Why must i go back to my ex?? There must surely be a reason for the break-up, and i surely dont want that reason to repeat itself again....

And like someone said "forward ever, backward never".........

Yes, there must always be a REASON for the brake up, and that my be a WRONG reason. most often, ppl brake up out of ignorance, believing that the next woman/man out there is better, a trial may show the reverse, at such time, the best thing is to go back if there are mutual understanding bw the 2 parties.

mariannlove: Hw Do I Answer This Questn In An Interview:hw Much Wld You Like To Be Paid?

pls nairalanders help me out. Your contribution wil be highly appreciated. Thanks

before you go for an interview, do a small research on how much the coy pays for the revel you are interviewed for. this will guide you in the question. do not give the exert figure they you confirm they pay, do like 20% mark up.

this what you get when kids are given the free hand to follow their dream instead being compelled to take a particular career. i am sure he never went to any university before pursuing his dream.

KINGwax: I will like this girl to introduce me to her herbalist. That man strong wella!
To think 2face chose ds thing will remain a mystery unsolved. And 2face's reason is irrelevant either, i knw he is talkin from 'undue influence'.

And let no one tell me the story of 'beauty and the beholder', we all knw it's crap. The person who invented dt statement shld b damn ugly!!!

We knw it's an hocuspocus!
No beholder will choose a 1977 volks beetle over the sexy bug!

i am sure you are not married yet. what does the other baby mamas have better than her. when it comes to marriage u look beyond physical beauty. when u grow up to marry, you would understand what i mean

ebamma: and why should we belief u that u are not liable of the said offence abi u be Jesus Christ?

My friend, it is believe not belief.

correctkid: point of correction. Not a village chief but a king and first class king.

who could not join the others in the celebration of the King of Kings.

the legend: This is a commendable feat by Offa residents!

i am confused, why should the celebration of Christ's triumphant entry end in the home of a village chief. couldn't the chief have joined in celebrating Christ The king right from the church.

sincerely, i am confused here.

BoboYekini: Collision And, to butress your point, I would say its mostly down to inertia vis a vis ground surface friction, topography e.t.c. When you consider that the Honda was likely in 'park'/handbrake and the Mercedes was barreling at smooth speed, probably from relatively smooth road before running off into the Honda already on rough terrain...you get the picture.

you are in spirit joor!!!

sauer: Am not so sure about this. Theoretically, this would be an elastic collision where mass and energy will be conserved, even though we know there'll still be some loss to environment.

Because one body was stationary, it had zero velocity; it'll be set in motion by the other body of roughly equal mass (what if the body that was in motion do not have eneough momentum to set the stationary on in motion. which school you go sef?)[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]. The theory says nothing about the stationary body getting more damaged than the moving body. Apparently, its potential energy was insufficient to take the full force of the moving Mercedes. As a result, it had to give way.

if you are stationary and i run into you, who will be more injured?

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Daraplato: Keshi don craze. Where's Mba and Emenike?

Emenike - still injured

Mba is a home based (this list is for the invited foreign based)

I have been asked by my company to go to Senegal for a couple of months.

Please, who knows a thing or two about Senegal

does wizkid and EME have a contract
if they do, what does the contract say
did Wizkid violate the contract
if he did not, whats the fuss all about
if he did, let EME take him to court

this has nothing to do with where and who made who

tuface left em em *wetin be their name again. Those ppl that took Glodie to USA to die, yes u r right, them*
and heaven did not brake

is Fahiola a learner.

the point here is not how much the players should be paid, rather it's how much the NPL/clubs are making. if the league is packaged the clubs would generate its own funds and can pay the players as much as they deserve.

80% of our league are owned by state government. is fashola saying that we should be paying these players 1M from the tax payers money while they bring in no revenue. How much is the minimum wage of a teacher, and the rest who actually contribute the national development and internally generated revenue.

Fashiola, i as u again, are u a leaner??

its obvious she still have some feeling for u

i still have some feelings for my ex too



*looks back to make sure my wife is not close by*


to answer ur question, it is ok, if ur present is ok with it. but if she not ok with it, i suggest u remove it.

i dont have my ex's number any more in my phone, i have it in my head and we still talk.

*dont get it twisted*