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Before you posted this Can you compare Davido with any of your relatives?

Them don pay am

She gbagaun now.. Instead of than, she wrote that

admax:
Who cares?

You already care once you have opened this thread

nextstep:
You know, you can always:
1. borrow the dress (nothing bad in it, afterall people wear borrowed dresses and jewelry to the Oscars in US)
2. resell the dress after wearing it once or twice, so it's no loss

It's like you are bitter about it

Why get mad in what make her happy?
#awonWeyreh

Mykel4God:
Did you write yours today?

Tuesday

I had 60% mechanical engineering DE Aspirant
What are my chances

ekensi01:
Is this a Yoruba tread?

Speak english or stop commenting.

bWt make then enjoy.

You just murdered the little English in your brain

gunners160:
is this really English?

Rip English

seunAccount:
LIVERPOOL SHOULD GO BACK HOME AND WATCH THE HIGHLIGHT.


They're the ones disgracing England in UCL.

You just disgraced English language

LesbianBoy:
Klopp is not a good coach

You are 1 man down away from home against a team like man city and you are bring attacking players on! The mumu should have packed the bus to avoid embarrassment! Now negodu, dem beat am 5-0

Na you mumu pass
Pack the bus
And get his team tired for a game he has lost

Go and apply for the job na

Gbolabest234:
pls help me out o how do I get to dat place from sango otta?

Take bus going to Iyana-ipaja from Sango... Board a bus going to Yaba from Iyana Ipaja
Highlights at town planning
Make sure you inform the conductor it they are going to stop at town planning

demmyhandsome:
UNILORIN SCREENING FORM IS OUT !!!!

Aspirant?

Uni Ilorin aspirants here

ftosino:
iganmu

Take a bus going to ojota.. From drop at town planning

ftosino:
pls from orile nko

Which orile? Agege or iganmu

Kuzaku:
Good morning, house. Please, how do I get to JKK House in Illupeju, from Iyana Ipaja? Urgent replies are needed, please. Thanks

Take a bus going to Yaba.. Tell them to drop you at town planning
Ask them if they will stop there
Most bus don't do
..When you get to town planning you can ask after JKK building

But why did you choose to study engineering And not join Nollywood So as to save time and money you gonna spend on campus

I don't understand why all the noise about the fight between Mayweather and Mc Gregor even the greatest fight between David and Goliath was watched for free.

The end is here

Rapahel1116:
Dude ronaldo was never a creative player ....messi wasn't even a striker or a forward wen he started playing football ....he was a CAM or ronaldo is an inzhagi on steroids so if u like gv am freerole he won't contribute to d game more Dan Just scoring ..he was never creative ....though he was a little bit creative in man utd

The greatest mumu of all time...do you really know what creative means?

oluwadare26:
Cristiano was unable to control his emotions... too bad for him


I think football is now turning to something else. The way players are awarded the prestigious "world best award" is too bad.

World best award should be based on individual performances not that a world best would hide under the shadow of his teammates to shine.

It's obvious the next award favorite is Ronaldo, but how do you explain the fact that he doesn't have a better statistics ahead of Messi.

Messi created more chances, more take-on, more dribbles, more successful passes, more assists, more goals, more fouls on Messi but he's not the favorite coz of trophies won by Ronaldo. Mind you, trophies are collected efforts of team not a sole player.

Success over activities

Are you settled?

Coutinho has handed a transfer request LFC still rejected it

Nigeriadondie:
Soldier boy u compare yourself with soldiers abroad pls be reasonable. The soldiers abroad I know and ve seen dont behave d way u guys behave. The way u guys behave makes me wonder if some of u are animals coated with human skin. Soldiers abroad join queue and dont jump line cos they are in uniform like u guys do. Soldiers abroad dont move on a wrong lane just to beat traffic which u guys do and sometimes cause accident. Soldiers abroad pay their fares and dont expect a free ride. Soldiers abroad dont see police as inferior but see them as part of d civil authority they must be subjected and hence u never see or hear of Army-Police clash. U dont hear of military brutality towards civilians abroad but it is normal here. In a traffic if a civilian mistakenly hits ur car as it cud with anyone, then d soldier wud turn the civilian into punching bag cos na for civilian body una get power. I ve even witnessed a case where the soldier was at fault but was beating d driver whose car he damaged.
So in all respect dont compare yourselves with soldiers abroad.

I did my NYSC in d north and witnessed firsthand so much brutality by d military towards unarmed civilian many of whom were even people old enough to be ur father. Sometimes I ask myself is it d gun and uniform that makes u guys so wild to act that way or d wraps of weed smoked.

During my NYSC, I had rapport with some soldiers and I was shocked with d comments of some soldiers which reflects their attitude towards civilians. The comments are "bloody civilians", una civilians no get sense", "I go waste una", "civilians be animal/chicken".

I feel perharps ur training makes u guys feel that u re superior to civilians but u fail to realize that u all in uniform were born "bloody civilians", ur fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers, wives, children, relatives and friends are bloody civilians.

U also fail to realize that if u dont die in active service, u wud retire to be a bloody civilian.
U guys are so arrogant and full of yourselves as if no be blood they flow for una vein. Na for civilian body una get power but when Boko Haram where overruning ur bases u guys were complaining of lack of weapons telling us grammar that it is assymetric warfare bla bla but there is a never a lack of ammunition when u re called upon to manage peaceful protest of unarmed bloody civilians whom u wud use to test your shooting skills.

I also wish to use this medium to tell all our member of armed forces here on this thread and those who may be one someday that if u re called to suppress peaceful protests, use ur head. Dont be a zombie as late Fela call u. Most peaceful protests are means through which d masses speak to senseless leaders cos if they were sensible and sensitive to d needs of d masses it wud not ve degenerated to a protest. Hence dont use ur arms against d people cos those thieves in power wud use to maintain their grip on power and dump u when u retire to d point that even ur meagre pension wud be owed while they embezzle billions.
Dont let d gun or uniform get into ur head. Dont be a zombie cos as Fela call u. And remember what goes round comes round.

Much respect
I celebrate your writeup

Direct entry aspirant 4.42 Mechanical engineering department The polytechnic of ibadan What are my Chances

wtfcoded:
Jealousy kills. Warning!

And self centeredness kills more

Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.

She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.

She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek stood, rigid and horizontal, nodding in joyful expectation.

When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her

"What did you go and do in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.

"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.

"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.

She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.

"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.

All hell was let loose.

"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.

To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.

In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.

Insane stuff.

Distinction in Adultery

[color=dodgerblue] tall,above 6ft ○Big willy,dont like it tiny ○pankcakes & a man's body dont blend,his booty needs some shape ○Facial hair ○Money....alot of it ○big lips...for kissin'
No,where can i find this my ideal?[/color]

Get some clay and make it yourself

ChrisOssai:
Does she have a dick?

I was about to ask the same question

100k

Where is this nation going

NextGovernor:
Nice one. It's only the illiterates, religion extremist and the ignorant muslims that covers all their body as if that will make them holy for life.

I haven't seen Aisha Buhari and her daughter cover all their body
I haven't seen the dangotes cover all their body
I haven't seen the Indimi's cover all their body
The Atiku's nko?
The Babangida nko?
Even Sanusi the Emir daughters nko?
Infact all the elite don't cover all their body including this beautiful lady up there.

Is it that these people aren't the real Muslim or Islamic typical religion is practiced by the poor masses.

You lack knowledge