₦airaland Forum

kristina1:
I CANT DATE A NAIRALANDER.

Prexxy1:
I started a chat with my bf with the word "I",he didnt reply,den i sent the same letter again and he was so angry,i could deduce that from his reply.

My question:What is wrong with starting a chat with "I",cos itz almost thesame with "howdy".

dj5naira:
Yu don't wanna start the game lyin' u got many sixteens/ and what I'ma bouta say, don't deny any indeed/
'Cos those lines exposed u as *new here* like *twenty fifteen*/

007Bruce:
Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, aggravation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Bang bang, shot dead
Everybody's gone mad
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

qEekzEe:
i go classy on lil brittle foils/
Im still evil poised/
Readers ar bout to see fire thats seven times hotter..im nebuhaznezar to u three hebrew boys/

Verses so deep in my feeble thougt/
It'l take a sperm whale a whole century to swim to shore/

Im Still on the top seat/
while u'z d funny dumb shid/
U cant get to d height iv been to, having Burj-khalifa placed on d
great Wall of china ...with u on d summit/

i attack wit all critrias..mets kill, punchs scatter..my flip tops and pun gat stuns/
u? yo mets stinks, punch wacker and
yo flip flops than summersaults/

so u see We both cant be flexing same muscles/
Yall Lame turltles/
Cos Im more incredible than M.i and hulk in some name tussle/

All elements fully bent..Its avartar iroku here/
My Full gaze on medusa right in the eyeballs...till i broke d frozen spell/

Imma honda freak n im bold to tell/
That im presently driving my evil spirit on the Road to hell/!

ask around i got that progressive record/
wid bare handz Strangled men to death..Anhilate Rodents wit weapons/
Still d Only human known to be Possesing demons/

im d type to take coffee..in d miky ways...thatz acting talky/
D type to Dry up the milky ways wit self made Lactic acid/
Errtin bout me z Always a big feat..cudnt be matched by an Obessed Giant wit elephantiasis/

i rumble in...wit that trouble gene/
im doper than yall often think/
when i come in..they scream your highness Your highness like a drunken king/

Guns wud keep shouting ....hits any nigga i sight here/
still shootn bam, boom, ...till u weak ass ar Silenced/
Such respected vet, Nigga I got more reference than yo research assignment/

tmx21:
in case it makes FP. But nice poem you've got here. Welcome to twenty fifteen too

dorlapoh20:
what are you actually saying

dorlapoh20:
what are you actually saying

dorlapoh20:
there is nothing wrong with you bro. it just that you can't have all that you want. Prefer u stick with the black girls. The light one might end ur life

dorlapoh20:
there is nothing wrong with you bro. it just that you can't have all that you want. Prefer u stick with the black girls. The light one might apply a brake to your existence

Lovexme:
MOLECULE

Mine: SYAAFNT

Lovexme:
RHYTHM

Mine: OSVRAIU

fryo4life:
I have a friend who had a first class in Accounting from a reputable university. I saw him yesterday and asked him if he has got a job after a year of finishing nysc. Surprising, he told me he is still jobless and job hunting. I was amazed. Then, he told me that its not a new thing. That he knew some other first class graduates who are still jobless like him. So is it really possible for a first class graduate to be jobless in Nigeria?

Lovexme:
ELEPHANT

Mine: ICEEMDIN

SegunMike:
SORCERER

Mine: YONSSNMY