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Romance / Re: How Long Should It Take Before Asking A Church Gal For Sex In Relationship by Swaggeronfleak(m): 7:32pm On Jan 24, 2016
And you just met her in church today?!
Tell me why God no go punish you?
Alrdy looking for straff when u neva even land for airforce base! ODE!!!
Education / Re: Hiralious Things That Happen Only In UNN! by Swaggeronfleak(m): 7:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
Very true esp the second to last
Romance / Re: 13 Early Signs You May Be Pregnant by Swaggeronfleak(m): 7:10pm On Jan 24, 2016
dollyjoy post=42287767]Who doesnt know this already?[/quote]
Me
Romance / Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Swaggeronfleak(m): 6:52pm On Jan 24, 2016
Try be calm the next time you see her...it very important...then te flow will come naturally....u could start with some complements...its sets up a paradise of butterflies in their bellies.

PS: its best to be natural when toasting a babe my guy...kill d idiot(fear,shyness etc) remember...be calm nd make sure ur swagger is on fleak!
Romance / Re: After everything, is this what I get???? by Swaggeronfleak(m): 4:10pm On Jan 24, 2016
Drawsoup: thanks bro but here are my fears. My view about girls may be affected forever. I may be tempted to view girls as betrayal which may affect my next relationship if eventually she leaves.

Same feeling a girl would have if in ur shoes...so just be hopeful...if she leaves,you'ld definitely find ur woman someday
Romance / Re: The Truth About Dating! by Swaggeronfleak(m): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2016
see as I dey read ,dust dey enter my eye

But u read am finish abi....cos na boy meets girl....na full desert go nta next time
Romance / Re: Top Signs Of A Player ′°°°°•°••° by Swaggeronfleak(m): 3:20pm On Jan 24, 2016
A player is any guy who chases ladies with the aim of tasting her 'cookie'.
they re top signs of a player.
¶∆¶. he leaves long nails.
¶∆¶. he uses the 'F' word often.

¶∆¶. his phone password is usually a sentence.

¶∆¶. he picks imaginary objects from ur body.

¶¶¶. he teases and compliments your body shape.

¶°¶. he ask for your pant and bra size.

¶∆¶. he demands for your nudes.

¶∆¶. he doesn't respond or pick ur calls at night.

¶¶¶. he invites you to his house and make sexual advances.

¶×¶. he calls you pet names.

¶•¶. he always discuss sex and not marriage.


¶¶•••×¶°•°. and...dahs all. [/quote]

You must be talking from experience dear...
Romance / Re: Top Signs Of A Player ′°°°°•°••° by Swaggeronfleak(m): 3:19pm On Jan 24, 2016
mizquote:
A player is any guy who chases ladies with the aim of tasting her 'cookie'.

they re top signs of a player.

¶∆¶. he leaves long nails.

¶∆¶. he uses the 'F' word often.


¶∆¶. his phone password is usually a sentence.


¶∆¶. he picks imaginary objects from ur body.


¶¶¶. he teases and compliments your body shape.


¶°¶. he ask for your pant and bra size.


¶∆¶. he demands for your nudes.


¶∆¶. he doesn't respond or pick ur calls at night.


¶¶¶. he invites you to his house and make sexual advances.


¶×¶. he calls you pet names.


¶•¶. he always discuss sex and not marriage.



¶¶•••×¶°•°. and...dahs all.


You must be talking from experience dear...
Car Talk / Re: Warped Alloy Wheels by Swaggeronfleak(m): 2:37pm On Jan 24, 2016
Check ur wheel balancing
Romance / Re: 21 Lies Nigerian Ladies And Guys tell One Another by Swaggeronfleak(m): 2:34pm On Jan 24, 2016
I have never taken bribe...I don't give bribe

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Romance / Re: After everything, is this what I get???? by Swaggeronfleak(m): 2:16pm On Jan 24, 2016
So sad bro...be a cool guy u've always been...tell her u need a long time pleasure nd not just a one time thing(that u wana be the only man for her) if she no gree then she wasn't urs in the first place.....let the bird loose my guy! Too many fishes in the river. Move on

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