Ebayray:


Hello?!.
The foetus takes anything d mother takes, also it does not have hands and legs to reject anything inside the womb.

You when I dey see so....so if soothsayer no tell u, u no go knw by ur self say ur own fiiiiiiTUS go rugged abi...dey dia first....na dat junction wen u stand so nai express go take pass u!

JOACHINpedro:
My dear,the truth is that some priests don't know what they are doing,instead of increasing ones faith in God,they rather confuse u the more... I used to feel the same way until our priest that made most parishioners change to another denomination was transfered... The new priest was indeed fire... He won more souls to God...clarified the whole thing about how to make a good confession and the saints... I concluded that some priest are after the Cars,offerings and Mansions that wil b awarded to them. So my dear, 90.5% of catholics dnt knw hw to make a GOOD CONFESSION. Since you truely want to encounter christ... i wil equally support ur notion to leave the church b4 ur faith is damaged beyond repair.

So tell me....how do you make a good confession

Ebayray:


Bros, u wicked sha.
Dnt u know locally distilled alcohol is bad for the foetus?!

The fiiiitus no go reject am first?

Houseofglam7:
Mtchewwwwwww

Chisoooos
Imagine you give birth to twins that's exactly as pretty as u

cruzita:
awww!!!! now to born don dey hungry me bad bad.babies are really bundles of joy

Buh u knw say na only me dey dis planet wen fit give twins sha

cruzita:
great writeup .marriage is not a bed of rose because even roses have thorns

Nd am sure u must be talking from experience

mjswthrt:
lol no twaz last year

Obebe
Don't tell me u re tokin real life trut o...

cruzita:
that means u climb my bed for night when i don sleep come piss for my body

Lol

U a bloody clown

U win this one

cruzita:
immediately I was born .area girls no dey bed wet na

Abiiiii

Like say I no see u dey turn the bed this morning

Forget say na me dey slp under ur bunk shay?

mjswthrt:
Last year

Haaaaaa......fine gehs lik u?
Comon stop et!!!!
Tok trut wasn't it yestarday?

Estharfabian:
I never bedwetted...



NEVER!
Was an extra Ordinary child!

Ameeeeeeen

Extra ordinary my left bum bum

sinaj:
Cnt remember

Taaahh tok trut joor

cruzita:
ur brain too dey think far.try to think near when u see a lady and about your John Thomas just stick it into your anus when going out.

ALERT!!! Witch on thread!

cruzita:
*runs after him*

If I nta bush say u follow me ehnnn!
U shall not return dsame way
Cont. "running after him" o

cruzita:
maybe they were conceived from irregular d!ck

I actually dey fear u now oo...u must be a dick addict I suspect..."Runs outta thread"

myfantasies:
See d fine kpekus wey d mad man dey enjoy

As if e go ever fit fyn pass fantasis own

vikkytan49:
lol, I don chop na..

Correct...na so

Olasco!
All our ancestors have spoken well...you have their consent

cruzita:
lol for laps na

Ye!
Hmmm....tak tym ooo
Don't say I didn't warn you o!

cruzita:
make my yansh come front if na your pikin .who no get that pic for phone

Shwooo....I knee dan dey beg u o

Wia d front go cor dey na?

cruzita:
is she a hermaphrodite?why the use of him and her at the same.

Help me ask this kind op o

cruzita:
he knows already

Nooo just leave her
She dosnt knw the true def of crazy yet

cruzita:
I will change u for good and u will have to comply to all my wishes

Na ppl lik u I dey like so

By the time I feed u with trouble morning afternoon nd evening ehn

Hehehe...we'll see who changes who

You neva see real drama b4!

vikkytan49:
naso jare, it,s a free world..

Yes oo
But hope ur side dey cooleh dis morning oo
Hope u crash well...nd hope u don chop oo?

vikkytan49:
ahn ahn, take am easy now..

No mind me joor
The way the girl just dey tok anya jus make me provoke
But issokay....every body get their own life sha

cruzita:
u should have steered clear the moment u saw she was in NAGGING MODE that's what men do .but since the deed has been done just buy her an iPhone 6 and a car,take her on a shopping spree and everything will be normal. BUT REMEMBER DONT TRY THAT AGAIN

Heheheheeeeee

Just pray say no be me go marry you oo

Cos we go fight tire....iphone6 nd car hook 4 ur troat!

See her eyes

Yeye girl

Nd hope you are close to God

Must everyone be a LovePeddler or some cheap girl?
Get a life joor!
With ur toothpick legs....ARrant NoONsensE!!

sissylucy:
Maybe they couldn't afford the compulsory laptop fee and decided to steal...even at that stealing was a very bad step to take


They should be made to face justice

Madam please read again! "Convocants" meaning: graduates....

Looting before finally taking their leave and caught in the process.