Nobi justice wea i see for faculty lab on monday be dis?? Him don blow oooo!!!! And i remember being with him one evening at june 12 when one guy came to him and said these words to him ' na blow remain for u' thank God for him

blueto:
yea, my 3 t shirts were also stolen in hall 3. That is one of the main reasons I want to stay off campus.

na e oooooo my guy i fear who nor fear hall 3 oooooo

Mehn,after almost 1 year living in hall 3 i've got alot of stories to tell nd the most important 1 is 'I ain't going back there for life'. Bt it was fun throughout my stay tho say they tif my beloved trouser nd t-shirt. Nowadays when pple ask me if i go stay hall 3 ndxt semester i dey reject am like hell fire! Anyways to the new students y'all stay in the skul hostels in 100 lvl,una dey hia?

200lvl Baby!!!!!!
who are these bloody freshers that haven't still written their final 100lvl exams??
i nor call name ooooooo

RobinHez:

Abeg come down, b4 ur hand go touch electric wire

Getting shocked is my hobby come hall 3 and u will understand,electric must shock at least once in a week

RobinHez:
Ose.. I hail!

My Boss!!!!!! Is me dah hail u pass i suspend 4 air dey twale u

lilnovak:
Ok. But I will like to study medicine and surgery

my guy its very simple,just score 90 and above,u don dey study medicine be dat

ImDharay:

lucky u brah.

lol tankxx bro
when are u coming back tho??
Robinhez, hwva u

dharay99:

moh qentle, can't wait 2leave ds Lagos...u?

My guy,haux dae swit me o0

dharay99:

dey banned ur ass n0t Nairaland.

Lolx,nairaland nor get mind reach lie dat Dharay,hwva na?

my guy!!! shioo!! i be tink say them don band nairaland o0 my fellow pupils,hw una dae naw?

kingslly:
may be that's what he is trying to say ,he got more than the figure he is seeing on d news...

Lolx
na e oooooo bros
I bet he's like "I was given 163 million now, why do I see just 63 on the news?? they are downgrading me

Me sef Anenih didnt give me o0

mtchewww greedy hobnokers how are we even sure the money given to him wasn't way bigger dan dat

#leavemoneysharingforanenih

Hey everyone!!! una forget una boy

MhizFa8:
Were u in d lt1 2day

I am there every day

MhizFa8:
Nope...I went to d hospital

Eyea,xo sowi
Hope u are beta nw?

Venus007:
Venus007 is hella busy oh.

Eyea,doh

MhizFa8:
Ring road

Were u in class 2day?

Oluwanifemi96,Call me lyk rite nw,i want to tel u sumtin

Ray360:

I full ground o bro.. which faculty yiu dey?

Na agric o0

Oluwanifemi96:
I'll rather "flash" you....cos I won't get ur pm

Dnt wori,2mao evening we go talk am

SmithRussell:
makeup is my passion too.. It's cool

Kay

MhizFa8:
No rzn

Where u cum dae?

Ebayray:


Lol... .

According to her,these are her exact words 'makeup is my passion'
nd i was lyk WTB?

MhizFa8:
Nope

Y

Ebayray:


Lmao u've nt seen here without makeup?

nope,she's a makeup freak

MhizFa8:
Yeah

Na hostel u dae?

Ebayray:




Hmmmmmmmmm... Bt it seems Osefua is a natural beauty to behold, dnt u think so?

Ermmm,i dnt knw o0,i havent seen her natural b4,except in her pics nd u knw pics lie alot

VENUS007 doesnt want to see me nd i dnt knw why
wat i do na? kilode? workin? eme?

Ebayray:


Lolz... Bananas here refers to be angry...

oh! i tot u meant crazy!
anyways,nt rili angry sha,jux disgusted sumtimes

MhizFa8:
Faith

Kay,see u soon faith

Ebayray:


Thanks....

Makeup makes u go bananas?.

Nobi only bananas?.
Na mangoes!!!