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Education / Re: 9 Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall. by Swazy40(m): 4:15pm On May 05, 2017
siie:
I jus imagine me as an invigilator.. Trust me i can smell u cheating from a mile away coz mesef gangan na Don in the cheating biz. cool
prove am cos I b badoo

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Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 11:16pm On May 02, 2017
FunspoT:
If she still won't give u some head after dat,then surulere is the next step to take,or u watch dis movie "Act like a lady,think like a man Pt1" with her,I might help.
SURUlere funny
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 11:14pm On May 02, 2017
hernandson:
well lemme give you this advice, just make sure your well shaved down there,tell her u wanna do the 69 she's got no choice,and make sure u shower bfor u even try it,u don't wanna kill some one with your d in the mouth
Lol I hear
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 11:13pm On May 02, 2017
jconsulting:
Ah this tin I don't want to share my experience, I persuaded a chik that has not given a guy before though she was eager , a corper, brethren, only for her to almost suck my destiny out, any time we get to the field of play , that is the first thing she handles and stay on it like 20 mins , brethren once again, one day I have to stop it before​ my thing disappears into her throat
testimony
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 11:12pm On May 02, 2017
gabinogem:
if she allows u 2 go down on her, then there's a possibity she's going down on another dude. sorry bruv, these broads ain't loyal.
ain't true
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 9:32am On May 02, 2017
RB007:
Also this NL girls sabi suck dick ehn(juss giv dem money)...you can see from their profile pic...them go dey pout like say priick dey their mouth cheesy
Lol dem be pretenders
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 9:28am On May 02, 2017
[quote author=Berlynn post=56125846] are you okay [/quote Google it
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 9:19am On May 02, 2017
Berlynn:
well just show her a gun






























and money too cheesy
dat Works for you?
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 9:09am On May 02, 2017
gabinogem:
OP some girls forbids the act of cuninlingus. I hope ur girl isn't one of them.
she hate d topic self... And am craving for some

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Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 9:08am On May 02, 2017
sleeknick:
Just drop one bundle of #100 on ur preek... She will even suck ur intestines grin
wtf lol dude be serious
Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 9:06am On May 02, 2017

Go down on her first...

She will be inclined to return the favour
done dat stil didnt work

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Celebrities / Re: Saucekid Sinzu Reacts As 2016 Mugshot Of Him In US Jail Goes Viral by Swazy40(m): 9:00am On May 02, 2017
stane007:
Sinzu aka Sauce Kid aka SMG, one of Nigeria's most talented rappers, had been radio silent on his social media handles for over 5 months now.

Yesterday fans were shocked when his friend, rapper Willy Bang posted a never-before-seen 2016 mugshot of the rapper and captioned it:
#FreeSinzu Miss Ma G @chiefhunnitbands

In the post which Willybang has since deleted, Saucekid's mugshot was booked on the 26th of July, 2016 in Idaho, Ada County Sherriff's Office allegedly for Grand Theft.

Hours after the photo went viral, Saucekid has reacted to the scandal. According to him, his family, friends and fans are the last people he wanted to disappoint right now, so he kept things on a need to know basis with those in his immediate circle. However, he's taking care of what's important right now, and working on new music as usual.

This isn’t the first time Sinzu has had problems with the US authorities. Back in 2014 a mugshot emerged online showing that he had been arrested for forgery and unlawful possession of a firearm in 2013.

Then there were real big accusations that he was the man US police authorities were looking for in Houston for withdrawing $300 from a female victim's bank account at an ATM in southwest Houston.

The female victim, 38, from the Dallas/Fort Worth area, told police she noticed unauthorized transactions being made with her debit card. She quickly filed a report with Houston Police Department. They then released surveillance video of the suspect inside a Walgreen's store on 8535 South Braeswood on March 2.

Sinzu has denied being the one on the surveillance video and deleted his Instagram page back then. Now, a new mugshot is here, many months after his disappearance from social media.

Read his full statement below:

My family, friends and fans are the last people I wanted to disappoint right now, so I kept things on a need to know basis with those in my immediate circle. Paparazzi fans took it upon themselves to wish me well, thanks. I am taking care of what's important right now, and working on new music as usual. Heard these streets been dry anyway. Industreet vol 2 coming soon. #Sinzu100Gang I appreciate all of you. #Industreet #SMG #SinzuMusicGroup

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/saucekid-reacts-after-new-2016-mugshot.html

Carolina was a hit by sauce kid...
Romance / Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Swazy40(m): 11:02pm On May 01, 2017
Don't seem to know Aw to convince her so I can enjoy dis moment for once... How do u do urs... Enlighten a Gee..
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 10:56pm On May 01, 2017
Lsofdk:

Lol bro i tire.

I don't know what point you're trying to make. Don't take us back in time, i bet you can't you stand the heat and smoke from cooking with a firewoodundecided

I rather marry a lady who lacks culinary skills and is willing to learn than one who possesses it and has this mentality… The modern womanundecided
exactly zarzar u out of point wat are you saying.. Don't seem to get u... U wan go back to d 70s?
Music/Radio / Sauce Kid In Prison by Swazy40(m): 2:22pm On May 01, 2017
How true heard sauce kid.. Femi is in America prison... But if it's true e better pass naija sha enjoyment for dem prison dere... And dere are privilege you get....
Romance / Re: How Much Is Spaghetti And Indomie For Ur Area. by Swazy40(m): 10:19pm On Apr 29, 2017
Stevengerd:
Shey Make I Drop Ma Numba. Or U Mention Me In 1 Dead Trend.
u get phone or system open Facebook.. Collect VPN.. If it's fone collect fast meet or meet me.. Den create profile lady or male den start looking for suitors... First step
Romance / Re: How Much Is Spaghetti And Indomie For Ur Area. by Swazy40(m): 6:41pm On Apr 29, 2017
Stevengerd:
So In One Word, U Knw Wan Gimme The Code?
not dat o its not something u talk about
Music/Radio / Re: Efe New Single: "Based On Logistics" by Swazy40(m): 4:22pm On Apr 29, 2017
Song crap dis would have sale better in Tony textula time.... Outdated rap twerp
Romance / Re: How Much Is Spaghetti And Indomie For Ur Area. by Swazy40(m): 4:18pm On Apr 29, 2017
Stevengerd:
Make Me Sef Chop Naw
mingle wit guys around
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 8:16pm On Apr 28, 2017
Raine80:

Did you comprehend what I wrote? No need to thank you. Read it again. Somewhere in there you will see that it clearly states upbringing was not confined to gender specific roles we were raised to know how to do everything not just cook and clean. Hope that lifts the mist a little bit.
exactly I had sisters it didn't stop mum from taking me to the kitchen to learn also.. Today am enjoying it.. No lady can form for me cos of food can cook anytin I fell like
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 8:14pm On Apr 28, 2017
Beamborla:


Slave --> to work hard... It's in the dictionary. With this, I want to believe I'm left with the last paragraph.

You are right and It does not apply to men alone. Who wouldn't feel good to know that there is a warm decent meal waiting for them at home. Now take note, 'who wouldn't'...this is why I'm of the opinion that everyone should learn how to make a decent meal.

In addition, I'm not against women cooking for their husbands. In my own opinion, if you can prepare a decent meal, why not spoil your family with it. But, I'm against prescribing gender to cooking and I'm against using culinary skills to measure the worth of a lady.

I stand on it, any mouth that wants good food should be able to prepare it. If you can or can't you have no right to castigate those who can't. If you must shame a lady for lacking culinary skills, pls, be fair enough to shame guys who lack it as well.
well said some people are just lazy

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Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 8:12pm On Apr 28, 2017
trilobite:


lol.

"slave away in the kitchen" caught my eye.

This mentality is the reason why our country's divorce rate is going up. Being married means being selfless, putting others first.

You cooking for your man doesn't turn you to his slave or maid, its just you caring for him.

what I disagree with is men not reciprocating this important act of love shown by their wives.

You have no idea what it means to any man that no matter what you face in the day, come night time, madam has prepared something to take your pain away.
good one
Celebrities / Re: Efe's Fans React To His New Single "Based On Logistics" by Swazy40(m): 7:53pm On Apr 28, 2017
Papiikush:
His fans are dumb though. Truth be told the song is total waste of data. Watching porn could have produced better results.


Quote me if your father is a bastard. undecided
bleep Master konji go kill u
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 9:06am On Apr 28, 2017
Doctorfitz:
I laff at the fake things I see online...
wat are d fake tinz Mr
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 9:05am On Apr 28, 2017
Alero3Arubi:

You haff come again. This time around they will fry burnt offering on your matter. grin grin cheesy How you dey?
lol grin
Alero3Arubi:

You haff come again. This time around they will fry burnt offering on your matter. grin grin cheesy How you dey?
lol
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 9:05am On Apr 28, 2017
fadigalfemi:
Capital NO......mine must not only knw hw to cook good food but must sabi hw to make pounded yam.....go for virtuous woman not slay mama
exactly I no want pepper dem gang lady.. M from ondo and I like pounded yam so if I marry slay mama how do I eat dat
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 9:03am On Apr 28, 2017
Victornezzar:
is like u can't cook
it obvious
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 9:02am On Apr 28, 2017
syras:


Wetin you wan use her degree 'in the other room for', EgunMogaji? cheesy

Back to the thread, I think cooking should be the responsibility of everyone irrespective of the the gender. One should be able to step into kitchen and prepare a healthy meal to eat be it a man or woman.

With this in mind, I can marry anyone who doesn't know how to cook in as much as she's willing to learn. And, I can ultimately go as far as possible to teach her either.










I like ur opinion... Not cool for me thou
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 9:01am On Apr 28, 2017
Crazypilot:
I love food and my fiance is blessed in that aspect.
lucky guy
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 9:01am On Apr 28, 2017
dingbang:
When guys were virgins, the girls who fvcked dem probably taught them where to put the rod.. Some did teach them even how to wear a condom




So tell me.. How difficult is it men, to drop d ego and teach a lady how to cook?

These ladies aren't baby sitters.. Show them some loving....
bad guy lol I remember first time to bleep novice tinz bt cooking is different u learn dat from ur parent
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook.. Wil You Marry Her? by Swazy40(m): 8:59am On Apr 28, 2017
OGsteven:
Giving me good food is another recipe to increase my love for her.I can't marry any lady that can't cook
exactly

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