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Sports / Re: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 45th Birthday Today by sweat9(f): 1:31pm On Aug 01, 2021
I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS NMANDI KANU

Na papi kanu sha
Politics / Re: Imam Oladejo, Igboho’s Cleric Explains Why He Has Not Disappeared From Custody by sweat9(f): 4:29pm On Jul 26, 2021
safe yourself, your wife and the proclaimed Yoruba Nation if indeed you can

shit ass
Travel / Re: Avoid Travels To United Arab Emirates Now by sweat9(f): 12:03am On Jun 28, 2021
josephsm823:
How about going there on tourism?
going there to spend 20 days and come back.

There's no any confirmed source yet indicating that the UAE Government has declined/ban the issurance on Tourist Long/Short Visas from Nigerians.

Provided that the intended Tourist/Visitor isn't changing his/her status from being a Tourist to Employment /Residence Visa inside UAE at the moment.

The Tourist/Visitor should be very optimistic to abide by all the travels inbound and outbound rules and regulations.

i.e

¶Taking the COVID-19 PCR Negative Test from the authorized Hospitals/Laboratories.
¶Days of Quarantine.
¶Hotel Reservation
¶Return Ticket
¶Personal Travel Allowance
¶Repeating the COVID-19 PCR Test in UAE and when traveling back home (Nigeria) and Repeating the COVID-19 PCR Test in Nigeria after 7days of arrival as per directive measures etc.

Thus,the Tourist/Visitor should avoid overstays while he/she is enjoying his/her days in UAE.

Please, confirm that the flight suspension from Nigeria to UAE is lifted before your travel plans.

I wish you best of luck and success
I hope this helps and safes a soul.
Thanks

Travel / Avoid Travels To United Arab Emirates Now by sweat9(f): 9:16pm On Jun 27, 2021
Good evening pals,

I hope my update meet you with joy and happiness.

YOU'RE KINDLY ADVISE TO AVOID ANY TRAVEL ATTEMPT TO UNITED ARAB EMIRATES NOW.

Safe a soul and don't fall a prey victim to any so called UAE travel agencies at this moment
No work and residential permit issued now.
It's sad though but divine guidance is different from traffic finder....(Hope you truly understand).

My advocate regards

Travel / Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 8:56pm On Jun 27, 2021
Good evening pals,

I hope my update meet you with joy and happiness.

YOU'RE KINDLY ADVISE TO AVOID ANY TRAVEL ATTEMPT TO UNITED ARAB EMIRATES NOW.

Safe a soul and don't fall a prey victim to any so called UAE travel agencies at this moment

It's sad though but divine guidance is different from traffic finder....(Hope you truly understand).

My advocate regards

Travel / Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 10:05am On Jun 26, 2021
Good morning pals,

How're you gloriously doing and your blessed family?
I'm quite sure that you're enjoying the blessings of Almighty God favoured and showered upon you and your tremendous family and friends.

Endless glories and praises belong to Almighty God.

Amidst this era of tolerance and patience in this unbearable border schemes measures between Nigeria and International bonds (i.e UAE) which have lead to unsaturated and unhealthy conditions,how can we navigate successfully along the targeted rays and strategise on the beam balance of necessity.
EXCLUSIVELY FOR INTERNATIONAL TRAVELERS AND GREENER PASTURE SEEKERS


Upcoming Headlines across-the-board on the final resumption of United Arab Emirates inbound travels from Nigeria which could still go through screening have given a glimpse of joy and happiness to those who believed that they can survive in diasporas.

I love to impact and contribute positively into lifes of people because I was also given graces by Almighty God.

ALL UPDATES HERE ARE BLESSINGS BECAUSE I BELIEVED THAT ITS COMING FROM A NOBLE SOUL AND HUMBLE EXPERT ON UAE AFFAIRS

Stay tuned and don't miss out.
My erudite regards to you all


Bunches of appreciations and thanks

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Travel / Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 4:25pm On Jun 06, 2021
Sirconnect:

Atleast I thank God you are fine and we have heard from you.

my delightful gratitude @ sirconnect

How sweet and awesome your heart is!!

I'm full within myself with your caring and noble heart compatibility.

Thank you so gloriously much dear

How're you blessedly rejoicing with your hearted family and friends

sweat9 cares 4u sir/ma

Stay tuned

my warmth regards

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Travel / Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 9:09am On Jun 05, 2021
Real mind works with updates

I had intentionally stopped updates on this thread longer time before alert as there's no point without reality.

Once resolved to normalcy between Nigeria & UAE God willing soonest, you'll know the importance of this thread.
Stay tuned

Adorable regards
Crime / Re: Install Car Tracking Devices In Your Vehicles (it's Important) by sweat9(f): 5:13pm On May 31, 2021
pickatyouu:


Do you have any issues you want me to help you address.

Resolve and address your issues firstly
Crime / Re: Install Car Tracking Devices In Your Vehicles (it's Important) by sweat9(f): 6:21pm On May 30, 2021
Your adverts reach out ooooo.
I fall for you.
Just you
Installer tracker
Crime / Re: Wickedness: World Bank Staff Crushed To Death With A Car By Her Husband by sweat9(f): 8:37am On May 29, 2021
sad so
Travel / Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 6:08pm On May 10, 2021
CryptoRepublic1:
Quick question sis,when you say bed space do you mean a hostel? how many people in a room is that ?


Thanks again.

With the golden care @cryptoRepublic,
The bed space is a personal and temporary accomodation or a rented space within the period of achieving the residence status in UAE because,most of the companies would provide at least 3 stars accomodation to their staffs. It's not a hostel. With the structural view, it's more or less like a hostel compared to Nigerian categories of hostels setup i.e boarding schools,day cares etc.

But psychologically,the advancement in its usage and freedom can't be compared to a hostel.

Furthermore, the numbers of people expected to be living in a bed space would be determined by the Admin of the apartment.

This is my view.
Thanks in harmony.
Travel / Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 6:13pm On May 04, 2021
Good evening pals!

Kindly pardon my circumstantial delay on my update.

Following the blessed morning, take your bath and freshen up.
Make averagely new friends within your accomodation and share most of your local foods with them i.e Garri, Maggi star,meat etc to the best of your ability.
Reason why is that,they would show you how to connect to the unlimited WIFI and access all your Gadgets inside your bed space,how to connect and maintain your Nigerian WhatsApp and UAE WhatsApp number simultaneously with double account apps from the Google play store and with the latest VPN, how to recharge your UAE mobile number from the terminal machine,how to buy another sim card aside the first one that you gotten from the Airport,some groceries to buy the cheapest of the discounted food stuffs beginning from Thursday to Saturday every week.
They would take you around your local area and would also teach you on how to cross the road on the zebra crossing lane, pedestrian light control,metro station boarding, bus station and a lot more because here isn't Naija ooooo that you can just cross anyhow it acquired a fine of approximately AED 200 if the CID or Police catch you.
You can't beg or bride them ooo my brother just keep this on your blessed heart.

Now the real business,What have you come to do in UAE?.
You need to actualize your golden goal which started with a well filed CV especially in UAE format.

Go to any internet Cafe shop,smile and the greatly cheerful with the receptionist attendant because you'll have the 5 stars promo discounts.
Before hand, list all your credentials on a paper and request the receptionist to assist you to develop your CV in different formats.
i.e clerk assistant, warehouse helper, car wash helper,Hotel attendance,and the least is the construction helper etc and take your passport photography with white background with just at least AED 70 or more but be smart and friendly.

Once it's done,on the forth day tell any of your closed friend that you had some experiences searching for jobs and even you've CV.
You would be ranked outrightly within them and that your visa is remaining 2months.

It's very important if you don't have any guide or lost your sincere friend or agent.

To be countinued.......it's late now

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Travel / I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 4:18pm On May 03, 2021
It's my pleasure and honour welcoming you all to my trend on UAE related technically and the craziest questions on NL.

For example,

Question:
You landed in Dubai Airport (DXB) you can't still fly directly right moment from Lagos international Airport or Abuja international Airport but you could fly from any others places especially i.e Cotonue,Ghana etc in any of the terminals in UAE.
You made all your best to reach out your agent/friend but you couldn't.You had little USD/AED exchanged from your brokers in Naija along with the other Naira notes that you'd hidden from the immigrant Officers left with you.

You know nobody and how would you survive from that great challenging period and remain guided till you'll become the successful greener pastures seeker in UAE?.

I'm strictly making this trend for men because most women would fail falling to be an agent prey and being harrased lastly due to the pressure of overstays without any helper.

Answer:
The first thing to do is to get the UAE tourist sim card and then head to the RTA section to buy a NOL card (called Bus card) and make sure you that you loaded at least AED 50 more additional to it's officiating preloaded amount before hand once purchased.

Ask people the direction towards BANIYAS METRO STATION and come down on a red line to Baniyas (Deira).

Ask anyone about African lodges or must dominated building then warmly greeting anyone that you meet and ask that you wanna get a bed space in this area and don't tell anyone that you newly landed otherwise they could open a business center on your head.

Check the accommodation and ask for the Admin and politely ask all necessary before paying them your money and you must acted like someone being in UAE before.

You've safely secure your life,your luggages and relax.
Thank God,Eat, drink and sleep till the following morning.

To be countinued.............
Love you all

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 3:18pm On May 03, 2021
Dubaiguy:


Oh My Goodness!

So it had to do with Etisalat

Wawu!

I abandoned 1 phone because it was not always clear, I thought it was either mouthpiece or earpiece problem

Make I go carry my rejected phone.

Thanks alot for this

It's cool and advocacy my hearted prince @Dubaiguy

We're 1.

My delightful regards to you sir
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 3:10pm On May 03, 2021
Who sabi install antminer s19 pro and set-up its farm?.
Hin never hear am before oooooo grin grin.
Even me a lady sabi bitpay debit card with the fullest optimization.

Forget say u be man,I go teach you tech die.

One jumpstarter de accused say na olosho hin de do 4 UAE & RUSSIA.

Take nicehash.com go learn although it's a cloud mining segment.
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 2:24pm On May 03, 2021
Dubaiguy:


U can use the Smile app subscription

Correct!.
You can also use Telbo and verify your UAE mobile number, put your debit card to subscribe then call de gooo.

Meanwhile, Smile voice app is best enjoyed on du and not Etisalat.
If u know u know jare
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 12:17pm On May 03, 2021
OgahBohz:


bro, or the fact that you mentioned Dr Stephen Akintayo, CEO GText homes alone shows you know your onion ...pls tell me exactly the issue with working in Dubai or which country would you recommend in UAE?

My adorable bro,
Much were said by my beloved collegues on this trend and I would advise you strongly to come to UAE after the exhibition of Expo 2020 postponed last year due to covid-19 global lockdowns and international travels restrictions and among others.

There's something that I know,its that your Parents sincere prayers to you and be zealous with your appropriate credentials and certifications.
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 11:58am On May 03, 2021
It's a broken English said by some of the Asians in UAE.
(ME YOU SAME SAME) could means a lot based on the category of usage.
i.e Me and You are the same collegues.

In short, same same means same thing

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 11:50am On May 03, 2021
uchman:


This level wey you dey claim without even knowing my own level or seeing someone like me for the first time, e sure for you ooo!

Well as you have concluded that your level is much higher than any Nigerian in UAE both seen and unseen...

Adolf wagbara!
I dof my cap for you ma!!
I go try level up with time!!!

Your talks were directly proportional to your brain capacity and your mouth needed to be injected with covid-19 vaccine.

You started alleging me firstly and you wan turn yourself to PEACE TRAVELS AND TOURS CEO @ my hearted Prince wey be correct and reliable visa merchandise in entire UAE with nobility and trustworthiness.

When did I say that I was the best amidst Nigerians here?

Are you living together permanently with your Royal family here?

Talk to newbies and be granted 10 stars respects.
This is my last message to you @ uchman.we could be friends later in the future and I'll show you my graph book to illustrate my equations with you.
You still need to apply for visas before traveling to the world except Nigeria visa-free countries.
Stay calmed and be respectful.
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 5:22am On May 03, 2021
it's 08:22am now
I wan go chill and relax
U de der no go work,u sabi do referee.
Commot der!!!!!
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 5:18am On May 03, 2021
Dubaiguy:



Faceless platform dey bring disrespect, boss ignore.

Is he the brother of Rashid Al-Maktoum?.

Go hustle for Canada,get passport and then talk to me.

You won die for Dubai.
Go hustle abroad

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 5:15am On May 03, 2021
Dubaiguy:


U dey call Uchman Infant Starter?

That's disrespectful, Nairaland sha, because he comment now, he is a newbie.

It is well

How could that be disrespectful?.
Someone living in lulu, Nuaimiyya or Aljurf industrial de open mouth de talk shit.

Just 2011..... welcome bro
I came 2008 then to Russia and Canada.
Disregard my handwriting.
But just know your level and stop talking rubbish

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 5:04am On May 03, 2021
uchman:


You write too much and you will be a talkative... Someone with first world country’s education will survive better in UAE... Do you think UAE don’t pay experts? Maybe you have suffered too much in UAE under the hot sun...

You'll be living in sharjah or Ajman I guessed.

Come Dubai South along Alof Hotel very close to Al-Maktoum Intn'l airport u go see say you de talk pass your level.
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 4:48am On May 03, 2021
uchman:


You write too much and you will be a talkative... Someone with first world country’s education will survive better in UAE... Do you think UAE don’t pay experts? Maybe you have suffered too much in UAE under the hot sun...

The state you're living in this UAE determined your brain value.
What's your aim @ first country education?.
View your side and review the other sides.
When did you enter UAE self wey u de talk jackshit for mouth?.

You're greatly misleading people towards UAE experts payment without UAE EXPERIENCE.
HOPE say you no be agent ooooooo

Talk to me if you have a share with Dr. Stephen Akintayo Real Estate SCHEME in this UAE.

Infant starter

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 1:44am On May 03, 2021
seyz91:
Mtcheeww! Dubai ko, baidu ni

my advice for people that wish travel for greener pasture

go to real abroad, Europe and Others

majority in dubai not living fine, majority of us in naija are better than them

talking from experience as i've spent years there and worked there and a well paying job to be exact but yet i still say its not a good place for huslers

Best way to enjoy dubai is just vacation, carry your money go tour the place for a week or two amd Bleep out

Period!


I love your style #DUBAI KO BAIDU NI

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 1:24am On May 03, 2021
Coldie:

Na street nigga. U know these days they call fraud hustle

Hin go de sell beer to indians, pakistani,nepal, egyptians and ugandans be that ooooo.

Or na massage hin de do? grin grin
(me you Same same).....you can't understand my brother

Abu hail sweet oooo.
Na sweetnight
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 1:20am On May 03, 2021
hopefullight:
What is the Chance of Nigerian with Computer informatics degree from Germany and 2 years work experience as a network engineer? Will it be easy getting a professional job?

You'll get the 5 stars chance to working with most I.T related companies across UAE but provided you've your 2 years freelance visa.

If den do you visa my brother na OYO u de ooooooo.

Sorry oooo,u de Germany wetin you wan come do here in Dubai?.
You wan exchange gold with carbon paper grin

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 1:09am On May 03, 2021
Coldie:
If dubai is that hard then how did a friend of mine who went there buy 2 expensive cars in less than one year, still went ahead to renovate their family house from grass to finish in less than one year?

with which visa your friend gotten from Nigeria before he traveled to uae?
I'm sure he must be working with Nebosh certification either as a safety officer both in food, construction or oil and gas.
Your friend might have gotten his 2-3 years freelance visa with adequate NOC, LABOR CARD, EMIRATES ID etc and then proceeded to working prominently with good company.
Or at least,he has a very valid and secure link to be employed with the basic salary of AED 1000 + FEEDING & TRANSPORTATION AED 200 making AED 1200 for Africans in UAE.

IF NOT, YOUR FRIEND COULD BE A STREET NIGGAR IN DEIRA in Al-musalla street or Bur-Dubai Al-Ghubaiba axis.

I no call am yahoo boy oooooo. BUT, it's so surprising before 1year bought 2 expensive cars and even renovation of their family house.
His house is very close to hushpuppi side.Hin be like say I sabi your friend

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Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by sweat9(f): 12:41am On May 03, 2021
grin grin
YOU HEY EEE = UAE
© No salaries and visas working with most philippines and pakistani. Either in Ajman or Fujairah which makes a lot of Nigerians to Teko.
You can't really understand Teko except you won't enter metro station from rashidiyyah to Uae exchange or Etisalat.

Can you find the meaning to Teko?

So therefore,

The inverse meaning of dubai is Do and bye bye.

Agent fee ko school fees fee ni

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Politics / Re: ECOWAS Court Awards N90million In Damages To Nigerian Air Force Woman Raped by sweat9(f): 7:48am On May 01, 2021
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