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I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 4:18pm On May 03
It's my pleasure and honour welcoming you all to my trend on UAE related technically and the craziest questions on NL.

For example,

Question:
You landed in Dubai Airport (DXB) you can't still fly directly right moment from Lagos international Airport or Abuja international Airport but you could fly from any others places especially i.e Cotonue,Ghana etc in any of the terminals in UAE.
You made all your best to reach out your agent/friend but you couldn't.You had little USD/AED exchanged from your brokers in Naija along with the other Naira notes that you'd hidden from the immigrant Officers left with you.

You know nobody and how would you survive from that great challenging period and remain guided till you'll become the successful greener pastures seeker in UAE?.

I'm strictly making this trend for men because most women would fail falling to be an agent prey and being harrased lastly due to the pressure of overstays without any helper.

Answer:
The first thing to do is to get the UAE tourist sim card and then head to the RTA section to buy a NOL card (called Bus card) and make sure you that you loaded at least AED 50 more additional to it's officiating preloaded amount before hand once purchased.

Ask people the direction towards BANIYAS METRO STATION and come down on a red line to Baniyas (Deira).

Ask anyone about African lodges or must dominated building then warmly greeting anyone that you meet and ask that you wanna get a bed space in this area and don't tell anyone that you newly landed otherwise they could open a business center on your head.

Check the accommodation and ask for the Admin and politely ask all necessary before paying them your money and you must acted like someone being in UAE before.

You've safely secure your life,your luggages and relax.
Thank God,Eat, drink and sleep till the following morning.

To be countinued.............
Love you all

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Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by Evidenx(m): 7:47pm On May 03
Thanks for the tips, make sure you finish this thread otherwise i will arrest you..hahaha.lol

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Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 6:13pm On May 04
Good evening pals!

Kindly pardon my circumstantial delay on my update.

Following the blessed morning, take your bath and freshen up.
Make averagely new friends within your accomodation and share most of your local foods with them i.e Garri, Maggi star,meat etc to the best of your ability.
Reason why is that,they would show you how to connect to the unlimited WIFI and access all your Gadgets inside your bed space,how to connect and maintain your Nigerian WhatsApp and UAE WhatsApp number simultaneously with double account apps from the Google play store and with the latest VPN, how to recharge your UAE mobile number from the terminal machine,how to buy another sim card aside the first one that you gotten from the Airport,some groceries to buy the cheapest of the discounted food stuffs beginning from Thursday to Saturday every week.
They would take you around your local area and would also teach you on how to cross the road on the zebra crossing lane, pedestrian light control,metro station boarding, bus station and a lot more because here isn't Naija ooooo that you can just cross anyhow it acquired a fine of approximately AED 200 if the CID or Police catch you.
You can't beg or bride them ooo my brother just keep this on your blessed heart.

Now the real business,What have you come to do in UAE?.
You need to actualize your golden goal which started with a well filed CV especially in UAE format.

Go to any internet Cafe shop,smile and the greatly cheerful with the receptionist attendant because you'll have the 5 stars promo discounts.
Before hand, list all your credentials on a paper and request the receptionist to assist you to develop your CV in different formats.
i.e clerk assistant, warehouse helper, car wash helper,Hotel attendance,and the least is the construction helper etc and take your passport photography with white background with just at least AED 70 or more but be smart and friendly.

Once it's done,on the forth day tell any of your closed friend that you had some experiences searching for jobs and even you've CV.
You would be ranked outrightly within them and that your visa is remaining 2months.

It's very important if you don't have any guide or lost your sincere friend or agent.

To be countinued.......it's late now
Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by CryptoRepublic1: 1:16am On May 05
Nice thread,this's what I call bottle feeding us.


It's a funny thread but useful at the same time.

Thank you very much.
Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by CryptoRepublic1: 11:55am On May 07
Quick question sis,when you say bed space do you mean a hostel? how many people in a room is that ?


Thanks again.
Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by NONNYG: 5:54pm On May 07
Nice thread, but you don't necessarily need to share your foodstuffs with people, once you pay the room owner, he/she will connect all your devices, some owners will even tell you the password. The internet is unlimited so no shaking. The room owner can give you full orientation, like those things listed, though it's good to be friendly to people as cos you're still a JJC

If you do foodstuffs giveaway & after a month or weeks and your foodstuffs kalas and you never get job; OYO na your case.

Great thread, fire on
Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by SouthAmericalif: 7:25pm On May 08
sweat9:
It's my pleasure and honour welcoming you all to my trend on UAE related technically and the craziest questions on NL.

For example,

Question:
You landed in Dubai Airport (DXB) you can't still fly directly right moment from Lagos international Airport or Abuja international Airport but you could fly from any others places especially i.e Cotonue,Ghana etc in any of the terminals in UAE.
You made all your best to reach out your agent/friend but you couldn't.You had little USD/AED exchanged from your brokers in Naija along with the other Naira notes that you'd hidden from the immigrant Officers left with you.

You know nobody and how would you survive from that great challenging period and remain guided till you'll become the successful greener pastures seeker in UAE?.

I'm strictly making this trend for men because most women would fail falling to be an agent prey and being harrased lastly due to the pressure of overstays without any helper.

Answer:
The first thing to do is to get the UAE tourist sim card and then head to the RTA section to buy a NOL card (called Bus card) and make sure you that you loaded at least AED 50 more additional to it's officiating preloaded amount before hand once purchased.

Ask people the direction towards BANIYAS METRO STATION and come down on a red line to Baniyas (Deira).

Ask anyone about African lodges or must dominated building then warmly greeting anyone that you meet and ask that you wanna get a bed space in this area and don't tell anyone that you newly landed otherwise they could open a business center on your head.

Check the accommodation and ask for the Admin and politely ask all necessary before paying them your money and you must acted like someone being in UAE before.

You've safely secure your life,your luggages and relax.
Thank God,Eat, drink and sleep till the following morning.

To be countinued.............
Love you all

Am impressed dear keep it up.
But the one thing have always been confused about is this freelancer visa.
Can you explain it by breaking down the cost and types if you don't mine.this is coming From a lady too.
Re: I'm A Lady;But I Could Try My Best 2 Answer d CRAZIEST&TECHNICAL UAE Questions by sweat9(f): 6:08pm
CryptoRepublic1:
Quick question sis,when you say bed space do you mean a hostel? how many people in a room is that ?


Thanks again.

With the golden care @cryptoRepublic,
The bed space is a personal and temporary accomodation or a rented space within the period of achieving the residence status in UAE because,most of the companies would provide at least 3 stars accomodation to their staffs. It's not a hostel. With the structural view, it's more or less like a hostel compared to Nigerian categories of hostels setup i.e boarding schools,day cares etc.

But psychologically,the advancement in its usage and freedom can't be compared to a hostel.

Furthermore, the numbers of people expected to be living in a bed space would be determined by the Admin of the apartment.

This is my view.
Thanks in harmony.

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