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I wil nt be happy if my own crush doesn't open up to me,,cmon crush. Wat are u waiting for

jreyez: Yeah.... Company milk... 'follow come'

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Retarded Idiot: Akamu . . it comes out from the windpipe in between the legs

Y person go com de report me as akamu? Dnt undastand

jreyez: Dat white milk wey dey comot from prik

milk de comot from prick?

Retarded Idiot: DRY!!! I just reported you to Seun as spam

sorry, wat is SPAM

rioemmanuel: Wat r u waitin for??
Write yur own open letter jo

I don do d initial one shaa, bt na very short letter, she fit neva know shaa

UNLEASHED: Please can someone give me a step by step guide on how to have a crush? I really want to have one.
Thank you.

1st step: buy hammer
2nd step: find sumbodu u wana crush
3rd step: easiest,jus crush d person,,,thank me later

I'm crushin on some1 and she's even here

A girl is crushin on a guy and has made it known.we are all happy and expectin d guy to respond positively,,,bt nw if I shud crush on a girl and mek it knwn, d girl wil nt respond,u guys wil nt even be anticipative like dis, and yet u say u beliv in gender equality....I tire oo

More two matches for arsenal to loose,,de are comin to their rightful position

Nonso23: I don dey watch this thread since morning. I no expect say Harry go let am reach this extent without a "robust" reply. Bros e no hard na
"I'm sorry, can we start off as just friends?. I don't wanna rush anything"
"I'm seeing someone else"
"I don't like it online" or
"YES, I THINK I FEEL THE SAME WAY" <== best reply if you ask me
Just give her an answer. It's torture wearing her shoes right now bikonu. We want the population of confident outgoing girls to increase as against them green light babes'. Abi, you like am as girls dey yarn say confident ladies scare us?
Chairman abeg contribute your quota na

guy which skul u go? I sure u sabi book pass ur lecturers, 1,000,000 likes

ADA---ADA:
. Yes but in favor of hull city, Amen.

he didn't say 4 2,he said 2 4,,na today u begin watch epl? Who de home?d match is ending 2-4, nt 4-2

crackhaus: In a compromising situation..with someone I already like..feeling 'hot'?

Of course I'll have sex with her!

Which is why such situations should be avoided...

luv ur honesty

Especially if she's nt so pretty and u jus want to lash her,,sometimes u pray she doesn't accept,and u jus try ways to f..uck ha and go

Is d match 1:45 or 2pm

You're in a compromising situation with him/her,and u actually like the person,,,and ure even feeling a bit Hot,,will u cheat? And den he/she makes the first move

Nifemi_cutie: this thread has bin posted long b4 i posted the oda one

k, are d guys ur frends, do de like u? Hav de noticed u? Or ure jus d one dieing for dem

Op shebi u said no guy has ever asked u out,,what is hapenin nw, upon all d advice we gave u,ure still folowin ur own mind,,well gud for u,,bt is it dat d guys love u, or ure jus lovin dem wen dey dnt even care abwt u sef,,,we'll, all d best

Mr olodo my female friend said dat ure so sexy

Mr•Olodo:
my toilet refuse to flush since yesterday advice. ..

apply two bottles of alomo and flush,tank me later

candor4: :oHmmmmm is your fault ................................n by d way must u guys cheat...................umunwoke..

shatap, u girls no de cheat?,,,,must u girls cheat...umu nwanyi