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[quote author=na2day! link=topic=547678.msg7107807#msg7107807 date=1289302842]What happened to baba's BASIC TRAINING, d other day we heard of another general that single handedly foiled a kidnap attempt!
Didnt Baba lead the 3rd Marine Commando during d war?
All the Amalas and free totos had rendered him powerless against an unarmed man, abi?
Chai!
Baba na wa o!
[/quote]hahahahahahahaha roflmao hahahahahahahahahahaha God! Na2day you left me laughing

Abayomin70:
me no get time for those poo some say my diction is poor i jus wish to see u and lets jus ask som little question bout our self and u will funmble if want to know if d list is out check here oou.recordsoft.org/postsomethinsomethingsomthin am sorry guys if u really nid d site mail me sekzy2k@yahoo.com am not dropin it here cause of something something AM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

Hahahaha me and you meet face to face so we can tango ?? hihihihihi i laugh in ijebu , if you try it u're practically digging ur career's grave . To the gallows with you and ur damned god forsaken site , Oloshi he cant spell fumble .You're not in my league ja re . you're high in fermented zobo for thinking of we meeting , Oshi oda

What Eminem my light Yansh , it's R.KELLY if ur trying to organize and event bring him in and your profit will be doubled by 10 !

mysisi:
Googles and TKB417 et al make una change ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo know your way no be curse I will keep saying it. I am even happy you inserted my reply sef cos I was wondering how to start retyping it after opening my account when  fear fear I dont do insults igoni go modify am say im no want bad record with im name as if una for fit flog am. I sure hope TKB417 sees it.

Thanks for saving me the stress.

This woman/man U no dey tire ? they don abuse ur Yansh finish U still dey talk , gerrrrout go sleep Jo

abxnng:
This is culled from Ynaija.com.

This Azuka lady needs therapy. My GOD!

"Watching the dregs of Azuka’s supporters trying to put up a defence for her on this forum and on facebook pages, Linda Ikeji’s blog, and Uduak’s Blog confirm the following:

1. Azuka has handed her people the short end of the stick on this one.
2. Onyeka Onwenu is way out of Azuka’s league. She’s a woman of class. Well educated and articulate.
3. She’s taken the battle to a level Azuka and her people can only dream of every reaching hence they are finding it hard to respond appropriately.
4. There is something sinister about Azuka’s attacks on Toni Payne.

There’s no substance to her allegations against Toni Payne and it is recommended that she should apologize and desist from attacking Toni or anyone at all unfairly.

I have some questions for Azuka and her supporters.
1. Is it true that when you had your baby, out of wedlock, you pinned it on a respectable married man who happened to have paid you for a one-night stand. You did everything you could to wretch his marriage and when he eventually asked for a DNA test, you ran and you were never seen by him or his family again?
2. Is it true that you have pinned this Chidera daughter of yours on over four men before you were able to find someone to accept her has his?
3. Is it true that your boss Nduka Ogbiagbena sleeps with you at will and pimps you out to Nigerian governors and that is why no matter what you do, he will never sack you from ThisDay?
4. Is it true that you are Mr. Ogbiagbena’s love-vendor – organising girls for him and his friends and associates on call?
5. Is it true you entered into a power play based on your escapades with Nduka with your Style Editor, Ruth Osime. You wanted to unseat her because you have bottom power with Nduka and Ruth ended up pushing you out of the style desk. You were an orphan till the Saturday Editor, Ijeoma took you on.
6. Is it true that you can’t write anything yourself. Started your career with colleagues doing stories for you and you always have a house boy on the side who writes and you claim ownership. Is it true that your closeness with the Lanre Alfred and his brother has to do with them loaning you their stories to make up your pages. Is it true to Odu Black was your most recent love-vendor in this regard and when he left via the scandal of collecting money from people on your behalf you were left with no abiliy to write hence paying penalties at thisday for always bringing in your content late? Is it true that you are a cut-and-paste journalist and that press releases you get end up verabatim published by you?
7. Is it true that you destroyed the relationship between Omo and Kemi? And want to pressurize Omo to marry you by all means? Though Omo is younger than you, even beats you up, and ill treats you in everyway. You would do anything to answer Mrs Omo Nobody just to spite Kemi?
8. Is it true that you owe millions to fashion retailers in Lagos? You go to their shops, use THisday to collect merchansdize running into hundreds of thousands of Naira and disappear into thin air. When they demand their money, you threaten them with nasty stories about them and their marriage in the press?
11. It is true that you were pimping some crazy stories about IBB’s daughter-in-law which were being sponsored by her rival till it landed the rival with a sack from the family by Mariam before she passed? You joined hands with Moriam Musa to get this done and destory a home?
10. Is it true that you ran a N12 extortion scam against Andy Uba and shared the money with your co-conspirators – Lanre Alfred and CHarles Nwagbara?
11. Is it true that three years ago, you were diagnosed with HIV/Aids and hence your intense weight loss, which you now cover up with a fake weight loss programme? Is it true that you know your days are numbered hence your reckless behaviour. You don’t care about tomorrow. You don’t care if you live or die? And you want to take as many people as you can to hell with you?"

Lies ! Lies !! Liessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Abayomin70:
if u really want to check either your name is out or not I wILLL GIVE OUT OOU wEBSITE TO CHECK IF U HAV BIN ADMITTED DIS ONE IS NOT JAMB wEBSITE IS OOU wEBSITE U CHECK IT your SELF AND U NO your SELF IF ANY FUCKIN LIST IS OUT NO NID OF CALLIN ANY USELESS GOAT BBBBBUUUUUUUTTTTTTT I JUST NID 5 PEOPLE WIT DIFRENT USERNAME TO REquest AND U FBOwNER THANKS FOR POSTIN your regisration i swear wit my lif i wil show u d stuff am madee so next time u jus dont haras piple anyhow FOOL

Abayomi you're nothing but a He-goat , what will you do with the guy's registration number NOTHING , You this silly thing , who the hell are you your diction is poor , God knows how you got admitted into the school in the first place , Olosho Oloriburuku , alaye baje Just bragging about things you can never do , He is a CESAP student , giving false information , For your own good dont believe whatever this ID.IOT abayomi say . Dumb thing , people like you is a waste to this country , I weep for the sake of your future , try me , Oloshi

So you're a cesap student ? what has that got to do with the authenticity of whatever dirty information that comes from you ? the admission list is out on jamb's website you are here misleading people with your false information , Only fo.ols will follow whatever you write on her .

Abayomin70:
na big lie no list is out yet i was in school yestade on friday to sumit my file even check d notic board no list is out beware of dis guy and dat jamb result a guy paste is d last 2 jamb dey did not dis current one

Abayomi or what the F is your name , You are truly sick , with people like you Nigeria will never move forward , did i say that there's any list in the school ?? it was released and sent to Jamb , I am not the Only one that has checked my admission status , Oloshi hundreds of people are out there celebrating that they have been admitted stay there and wait for the school to paste some list on their board , Ode oshi jati jati , go to jamb's website and click on 2010/2011 admission status instead of coming here to spill shit . dumb thing

Abayomin70:
big lie and false information is unfair y are u lyin to people i was in school on friday and i chech d notice board notin lik dat

Abayomi if you are not a dumb retard you wont post shit like this , who said anything about a list being posted in the school is jamb's website not different from school ? dumb thing sit down there and wait till they paste something in the school's notice board , Oponu , @everybody watch whoever you call this site if full of scammers ,

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=545927.msg7089098#msg7089098 date=1289034968]I love delicacies too, infact, i've eaten whale, shark, frogs as delicacies in an oriental restaurant before, but to descend low and be cutting a rotten carcass by the beach because its free!  
Poverty and long throat no go kill una![/quote]what will you say about the Japanese(with their technology and riches) that has been declared as the biggest threat to whales won't they do the same thing

sammirano:
I made it, my name is on the admission list i just checked the jamb site and i was congratulated.

Let's meet and celebrate Ja re , me too I am admitted , Congrats

@Boom C Congrats , what course are you going in for ?

I told them OOOOO right on the day the list was released they did not believe me , One even had the guts to call me Liar when they know I dont spill shits , I've been admitted na their own problem be that if they like make they believe or not ,

Some folks called asking to confirm if it is true , IT IS TRUE I WONT PASTE SHITS HERE if you dont believe then stop calling me abeg . All i know is I have seen my name ,

I've been trying to get the news from their site , but I saw it on the news this morning (10 am news ) still searching though

[quote author=Mr.okong link=topic=544479.msg7068997#msg7068997 date=1288775577]bubble1butt1@ecologyfund.net[/quote]Mr Okong are You insane ? didn't I tell you to go away with your scam ? I'll tell the moderators to ban you now , Oloshi Oloriburuku , Ole , suffer , Elebi

If you want me to help you check or need any infos call me 07039715004

I came across this in the news this morning , another customer's account was deposited with 1.9 billion naira , thank God this man quickly called the police , God don catch their Nyansh

Hello House , You know I dont post shits , I've kept my cool all these while but right now I can Vouch that the admission list is out , check your admission status on Jamb website or record soft here is mine ,


Congratulations OYENEKAN BABATUNDE GODWIN!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4-Year FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OLABISI ONABANJO UNIVERSITY, AGO-IWOYE.
Course BIOCHEMISTRY in the Faculty of SCIENCES.


Woe betide any scammer that post on my thread

Barca All the way ,

Barca 10 : copenhagen 1

Forza Barca

Lots and Lots , Uncountable ,

I dropped excessive drinking (reduced it actually )

Reduced Clubbing

Reduced the way I stare at lady's behind and Hips

Stopped my watching Porn

stopped my smoking Igbo  

and made me graduate into a white powder sniffer  

Tosin , tosin , Omo oshi jati jati , i don tell you but you no listen even U don dey tackle O4KAA ur boss , see another ruggedman oo , oti n bite finger to feed e , your mother iss o fat that when she goes out in her yellow clothes people say " Look it's the magic school bus " . I thought you're ugly
tosin your mother is so dumb that she got stabbed in a shootout , Ur punches are as light as a feather , Ur rhymes are as watery as ur mother's pee ,filled with virus and smells like the devil's breadth.

I am tired of this Internet stunts , let's do it the real way ja re , Olofo

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=500942.msg7030158#msg7030158 date=1288252135]@sweetguy
your mama so bloody bad at maths,she miscalculates her periods. . Lmao[/quote]Ok na me U want take shyne back after dem don wreck ur Nairaland-Yes-I-know-it-all Career ??

You and your mother is so poor that she runs after the garbage truck and does her shopping there
Now I will start blaming your stupidity on your mother because she is so dumb that when she got locked up in a supermarket she died of starvation,
Tosin don't let me shove my foot so far up in ur A.s.5 because the water in my knee will quench ur thirst
Don't push me to stick my D.I. C.K in your ear and F0 .CK whatever you want to hear,

Warning shots , don't even dare ,

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=500942.msg7020163#msg7020163 date=1288121673]Omo na true o,tosin no get mouth again sha! Fukk. . . . . .

@sweetguy
wut a name lmao!
Ure so sweet your mama blows u cos she get mouth pass me[/quote]Tosin , no even try me oo , I go bury U finally allah !! st, upid boy u and ur mama is so ugly that when thy threw you away , away threw you back , Oloshi

eric ade:
sir i got two with held results in my neco result how can i retify it

You this I.D.I.OT dont get scammed , there is nothing that can be done about ur result being held , go to waec office urself , if you keep talking to this guy I pity ur condition

04kaa:
tosinadeda omo were, u dey happy say this thread dey enter page2 abi , u think say the thread don lost God punish u na me go comot am for front again

Hehehehehehehehehe , Na true sha dem fall tosin hand gan oo . Now any comment him make on top any music now na NONSENSE , if I be tosin I go don comot leave Nairaland since even a FUJI musician friend of mine will throw better punchlines

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Spartacus is not a movie.
But anyway, Illythia puts all to shame. Now that's a real villain [/color]

Na wetin e come be ? VIEMO ?

Coolabbie:
Darken rahl of cos,he made evil look so sexy

Exactly , I never could have said it better

Phony200:
[b]The sniper guy in Phone booth.[/b]The computer in Eagle Eye.

Very very correct but them no show the guy face na ? And again I dont think he is a villain he dey only try to let that collin farrell change.

I also like that sexy Vampire in Underworld
I have a penchant for Vampires (are those things real ) in any movie
I Like those Ugly demons in Constantine
That Villain in Gangs of new york ( He nearly kill my role model dicaprio)
I Love those female Vampires in from dusk till dawn ( Aren't they sexy ?)
I Like that sexy wicked wizard in Solomon Kane , (perfect lips ) I no be gay ooo

I'll be back when I remember more

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=534994.msg6985259#msg6985259 date=1287664103]Agbako[/quote]

Alonzo harris (denzel washington ) in Training day
That Ugly queen in Alice in wonderland
Cyrus Grissom in Con air ( ain't the guy crazy) ?
Dr Octopus in spider man 2
Gollum in Lord of the rings
Simon phoenix (wesley snipes) In demolition man , Very crazy

Lots , Lots and Lots .will be back to Update Ya'all