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funny people

I have never laugh so hard on nairaland before

same to you.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=257678 she is very pretty

a great way to pass your boring times, when you enter nairaland is like you have enter a different world, totally different when you log off, before you get to know that you are in the real world

Jossidu:
3yrs ago,i received 1 of of d biggest boxes i hav ever seen,al despoiled wit shinin papers nd ribbons,d name of d sender was Yvonne(my ex), i was lyk"HA YVONNE REMEMBER ME TODAY", out of curiosity i opend d box,which seemd so light, Finaly i opend it,guess wat i saw, i bet u didnt get it rite,
I SAW A PANT,AN UNWASHED PANT,wit an inscription on it sayin, "I HAVNT WORN DIS SINCE D LAST TYM U F-U-C K-E-D ME,AND AL I ASK IS 4 U 2 PUT DIS PANT BACK IN D PLACE U REMOVED IT 4RM,CAL ME PLS"
How's dat 4 an xmas gift?,
How bowt u?

you must be a male hoe

just spend half with my man, now am spending half on nairaland.

Cockyzy:
Why do money/material thing bring attraction but not affection.

we live in a material world today

mikeoweng:
well thats good of your. you have to be proud of your self. well your are fair in the profile foto am i correct? and whats your plan for xmas

yes I am fair, but why has the romantic thread suddenly turn into an interview thread?

haha I am black got to love myself first

I like gree, light blue, white red and black sorry I can't just name one.

I have a question, how do you find the same sex attractive?

who are you again?

mikeoweng:
well Whats expected in Xmas?

most malls are beautifully decorated at Xmas time and fun to look at all the decorations. Drive around looking at various home decorations. duhh

nairaland has no celebrity. they are all celebrities wanna be