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Health / Re: . by sweetpie23: 6:32pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyy |
Crime / Re: Man Raped By A Woman For 2 Days - True Story by sweetpie23: 6:26pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
sexyLeamon:my head is spining from so much laughing already of all my days on nairaland today is the best day all thanks to funniest post and thread on nairaland |
Romance / Re: Why Women Date Ugly Black Guys by sweetpie23: 6:21pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
first post is really very funny |
Romance / Re: I Can't Toast A Girl! I Need D Format! by sweetpie23: 6:09pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
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Nairaland / General / Texazzpete You Deserve A Shout Out For This. You Are A Bloodly Legend by sweetpie23: 6:05pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
I read this your story off https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-76618.160.html and I can't help but give you big shout out man https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=3287 My Scary story. . . February 1st 2004, Umuahia, Abia state. I was doing my NYSC at that time and Manchester United were playing Arse-Anal. As a staunch Man Utd fan, that was a match i couldn't have missed. I was staying in The Catholic Corpers Lodge, and also moonlighting at a guest house with a friend of mine. the guest house was like 300metres from the 'Viewing centre' The match started at about 10:30pm, if you know Umuahia you'd know that the roads are empty at around 8pm, so by this time the road was empty, but there were over 20 people in the viewing centre so i felt it was pretty safe. . . The match ended 3-0 or 3-1, after 12 midnight, it ended on my birthday (feb 2nd, my best birthday present!!!), so i started going home. to my profound horror, i found out that all those people there were all off duty okada men, they zoomed off on their okadas and left me alone on that dark road. I jogged down to the guest house, pounded on the gate. i'd forgotten they lock the gate by 12 midnight and they don't ever open it until 6am. I knock tire, no answer. I didnt carry my fone because of fear of theft. oh boy So i started jogging the 1km distance to the Catholic Corpers lodge Scare #1 100m down the road, a police pick up[ pulled up beside me, 2 cops jumped out and levelled their Mark IVs at my head! I nearly poo myself. ;laugh don killed me They roughly demanded to know who i was and where was i going? i told 'em i was a corper and i went to watch the match, and that i was heading to the Corpers Lodge. They asked me to reach into my pocket slowly and brin gout my ID card. I did that and gave it to them. One now asked the other one to search me. i'd forgotten that earlier that day i had won a big pocket knife in the Guinness promo and it was still in my back pocket. COme and see the look on their face when they pulled out this wicked looking pen knife. I hastily explained that i won it from the promo. The guy looked at me fo rlike 1 minute (almost shat myself once again) before telling me to go home. i speedily complied!! teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Scare #2 About 600m down the road, i was already recovering from the poilce scare when i started really getting scared abt how quiet and ghostly the whole place was. all the tales i'd been hearing on flesh-eating cannibals and kidnappers/ritualists started surfacing. Jesus I can imagine it didn't help when i jogged past a house and saw an old woman raking leaves together and burning them. What kinda person would be burning leaves at 12:30am? And she looked so witch-like. she must have been a witch the next house had like 3 youths outside talking in hushed tones. all fell silent and watched me jog pass. I come dey fear, come dey regret say i go watch match that day. lesson well learn The next thing i knew, something moving very very fast flew just above my head. you know the kind of noise and disturbance u feel/hear when someone throws a stone very close to your ear? that's what it felt like. But this was somethin gmuch faster and silent. Every single hair on my body (from my head to my nearly hairless backside) stood on end. see d kind fear wey catch me, eh? I didn't wait to see if it was a bird, an arrow or a low-flying witch. I kicked my palm slippers ahead of me, caught them midair (in a move even Jet-Li couldnt have done) and took to my heels. I'm pretty sure i averaged 50mph!! Even worse, i was running uphill and my heart was pounding like crazy. ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Scare #3 I got to the corpers lodge, everyone was sleeping. . .! I nearly renounced Manchester United then and there! I hammered on the gate and someone finally woke up, where i was led, shaking and gibbering some incomprehensible stuff about witches and policemen and Arrows and bakassi boys. . . the only thing they could make of this was that Man Utd won And that's my worst scare ever! texazzpete you deserve a shout out for this. you are a bloodly legend |
Romance / Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by sweetpie23: 5:43pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
LMFAO at the poster I don die today ooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: 24 Ways to Confuse, Worry People in the Cyber-cafe by sweetpie23: 5:33pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
Crime / Re: I Need Some Guns by sweetpie23: 5:28pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
bigmodo:ROFLMAO |
Romance / Re: Battle Of The Nairaland Hotties {week 4} by sweetpie23: 5:27pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
zerocool:mind saying the name? |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Was Warned! by sweetpie23: 5:09pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
ispotmdels:lol sadly your friend is right |
Travel / Re: Your First Day On A Plane by sweetpie23: 5:05pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
you don't want to hear mine I swear to God |
Romance / Re: Battle Of The Nairaland Hotties {week 4} by sweetpie23: 5:00pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
ravenzord:okay thanks for pointing that out. I will try to improve next time |
Romance / Re: muscular vs cute face (for the ladies) by sweetpie23: 4:50pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
Cute. There's more to him than just his physical looks. If he's cute and acts in a sweet way, he's probably got more going for him intellectually and emotionally than someone who is "hot" hot guys are not all that just the body which can be build in a gym. you got to be gifted to be cute. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: For The Fine Girls by sweetpie23: 4:46pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
ayettymama: dominique: LawBreaker: |
Celebrities / Re: Why Are Nairalanders Obsessed With Omotola? by sweetpie23: 4:39pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
naliakar:you could have save your self foward strees by not posting this thread |
Romance / Re: "beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beholder" How True? by sweetpie23: 4:37pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
michelin89:you have a point |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Useless Naija In Girls In Yankee Claiming They Are From Jamaica? by sweetpie23: 4:28pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
lack of self identity |
Romance / Re: "beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beholder" How True? by sweetpie23: 4:22pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
michelin89:true but sometimes you go like 'that guy is hot' or 'that girl is pretty' and all your friends goes like 'what the hell are you kidding?' 'you need to get your eyes check' etc etc how the hell are we gonna see what is beautiful through our own individual eyes when society have their own standard of what is beautiful and what is not |
Romance / "beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beholder" How True? by sweetpie23: 4:13pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
I have two question regrading to this beauty is in the eyes of the beholder theory. 1) we told by the media and our peers what is beautiful? If we are persuaded by the opinions of others in regards to what true beauty means, then how do we determine what we really think about beauty? 2) If beauty is up to the individual, why are there people set up to look a certain way to please the masses? (eg: indecency stars, movie stars celebrities etc) |
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Call Ur Gf's Sister On The Phone Occassionally? by sweetpie23: 4:01pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
the right and wrong depend on your intention |
Romance / Re: I Can't Toast A Girl! I Need D Format! by sweetpie23: 3:59pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
abi you don't have balls |
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