SimonAndal:
Hell to the NO!! I'd rather have a dog chew my testicles than watch this lady's movies again! So much crying and extra-ordinary weeping!

My dog, Tinko, a pitbull would be glad to chew your balls if you presented them.

Tolexander: R.I.P to the men!

Na so the vigilante men dey do everywhere. common thief, dem no go fit catch na to dey disturb ordinary person wey no be thief for street.

That is how a vigilante man threatened me in my street one night telling me that if i waited, he would shoot and if i moved he would shoot.

Abi de vigilante wan make u fly since if u wait he go shoot and if u move he go shoot.

tejpot: Bonababe, that advert is extremely annoying. There is this other advert, I can't remember d name of d product, where d man came in from work and said to his wife 'shes so sweet, I love her. Only for the wife to start searching for a lady under d car seat

The other advert you're talking about's Honeywell semolina.

Adufaye: Wow nice really nice!

Style 2 follow!

I go do Spartacus style

Your son loves Spartacus?

Baba mi.

Baba mi

You are a kingy, I am a kingy. Kingy meji pade ara won!

Worwor: Some people said; being alive is a testimony as if they won't die when their time comes. Anybody can die anytime.

True talk.

Nairalandi: Testinomies give hope to people.when you testify the goodness of the lord in your life it gingers others to press hard and wait onto Him having the stronge believe that if God can do it for you surely He shall also do it for them.
My testimony today goes this way; there is this particular thing I have for more than 1 month now saving money to buy,it has disturbed me to the level that I was temptated yesterday to put hand into my capital(business)to buy it.but I said no.To my greatest suprise,as I was driving home yestarday from church,my elder sister called me on phone to come to her house,so as I got to her house she brought out that particular thing that I have been saving money to buy for over one month and dash it out to me,she told me that her husband bought it but doesn't want to make use of it again...and I said to me sister"This is what I have been saving money to buy for more than a month"......Glory be to God!!!!

Please let's hear yours.

Abeg your testimony no get name?

chei: You don't blame the policemen anyway. Nigerians are a nuisance wherever they go.

Abeg na u and ur generation be nuisance. i bet say u no be omo naija becos proper naija person no go call 160 million people nuisance. E be like sey Arik airline plane jam ur mouth? Sango go strike ur mouth. Never again make moronic comments about Nigeria...! Oniranu ti o fi owo osi juwe ile baba e.

baby.me:
The first name means 'mom's namesake'. The 2nd one is 'God's gift,.

Thank you very much.

Oloriebi22: some our celebrity are the one causin sexual inmoralty in the town.i saw one pic of omotola where she show her booty to cameral the guy who sat beside me his Joystick begin to rise immediately he saw dat pix, now tel me why wont dis guy rape a gal who have the same booty lukin similar to that of omotola? Our movie industry are promotin sexual inmoralty.

The guy na Nakson!

mosho2good: Trust me super chickens are not going to make it to quarter final

Another hater from Ghana.

Nairalanders, please I need to know the meaning of these names: KOKOMA
ENOBONG
Mature contribution would be appreciated. Thanks.

She's telling you in her own simple language that she is digging you.

Nigerians voted for MKO in 1993 not because they did not remember his past crimes..., but they voted for him because they were determined to remove IBB from power. MKO was a dirty politician as much as the present day Nigerian politicians.

[quote author=supomi]well i think that is rather unfortunate but on a serious note if one is a frequent flyer u wd know that this tins happen. safety is in the hands of God and not man. Dana or no Dana, no airline can guarantee 100 percent safety in Nigeria. last year's accident was unfortunate especially as a frequent and ardent flyer and follower of Dana air, but what we would continue to do, is to keep praying against a re-occurrence. Dana air remains my most preferred airline cos most of our airlines package themselves, they all use old planes. At least we hear Dana air is expecting
new aircraft so that is
good news for us.[/
quote]

Supomi, I see you are Dana enthusiast. I hope that one of your loved ones will be caught in the web of Dana plane crash. I wonder if you will have the balls to vehemently defend Dana...

We are waiting o!

Pvt. Parts:

They did not come to Nigerian waters to rescue anybody they where within the sinking site and responded as any responsible mariner would to an S.O.S. message.
They had both the man power and equipment and the effort would also have served as further training and experience to the crew.

Finally, You are daft.

That's all.

Your final blow's deadly enough to prevent him/her from making a moronic comment on this forum.

wellmax: -Allowed too fly 'without paying fees'
-Gov was humbled enough to turn back and sort out issues
-Fees could be paid in arrears
-Pilot paid fees all the same and still not allowed too fly
-Don't forget its a chartered Chopper.
-Those of you accusing the governor have just decided too close your eyes to the truth.

Thank u o! The people attacking the governor on this forum are far from the truth. Perhaps they are sponsored attack dogs of the FG.

Mamacita007: If ure serious just upload her pixs & pple will take her seriously. but why Yoruba? dats how many women miss their destiny, by limiting themselves to certain tribes.

Ha! You dey vex she no prefa ur tribe.

What is going on...? A few weeks ago it was the plane of Governor Rotimi Amechi that was delayed... And the Governor of Edo State was also subjected to this embarassment...

Please do not trouble to journey down to Lagos... The address and company name are not real. I be Lagos bobo na. Bro, take care.