₦airaland Forum

Mpele:
Now these Nigerians are gonna really turn London into another big, dirty third world slump like Lagos. The British better catch a wake up.

Wahlanya le ngulube le, sis man. Amahloni ayazisa konje, yini indaba yakho namaNigerians Yhini waza ngodlame manje? 2 name a few slams eMzantsi, iSoshanguve, iSoweto, iAlexandra, kwaLanga, uMlazi, iNew Brighton, eMdantsane, r dey any better than Lagos?

uNkulunkulu abe nawe mfethu, nxxxxxxxxxxxxx! U don't have 2 at all

Dey make it a "profession" abi?

more Naija boys in trouble,



http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Two_conmen_jailed_over_%A3300,000_ID_fraud_scam&in_article_id=504119&in_page_id=34

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2170479.ece


I concur,

tumfulu:
Swear if you have never done it before, me see it as a case of kettle calling a pot black - hypocrisy is not good.

R u Kagiso Lediga or Al Murray, by any chance?? Just wondering o,

HAPPY Bafday 2 u! Wishing u many,many, many more returns,

femmace:
Hmmmm, that is small pikin's talk
Frm experience, there is nobody that can't cheat

Really??

femmace:
Medically, watch ur weight because [b]fat ones snore more[/b]then don't lie on your back/abdomen, rather wth ur sides

I no agree wif u o! Stick thin people snore more, that's my knowledge anyways,

mohawkchic:
My dress code on an evening out will [b]depend on the occasion,where am hanging out & what mood am in . . .[/b]

Very true! What's the occassion, if I may ask?

Pap:
wait let tumfulu say sumtin.

Kr, kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr! Bwawawawawawawawawawawawawahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Right!

Yet 2 experience dis one, hopefully not o,   However:

1.Weekdays = sleep in the lounge,

2. Weekends = sleep 2geda but one  facing up and another down
                                                   else
                                                          after 3 glasses of wine
                                                          else
                                                               after a gud session of s*xercise & u r extremely tired

                        put a pillow/duvet/blanket over his/her head!   He he he he he,

chukwu25:
cheating is a normal thing in a relationship,it is either the guy or the babe,if ur girl is cheating on u,u should know that be4 u meet her she has someone already,so no big deal about cheating

Nah, nah bo??

dns:
what do you do about love and friendship, i feel so much inlove with a friend but don't know how to explain my self and also scared of losing our friendship if any thing goes wrong, but the Godsple truth is i don't want to lose her by any chance nor our friendship

please give me your points of view

thanks and God Bless

1. Tell her now! It's 2k8 4 *****sake,

2. Flirt with her openly! Highly recommended o,

cheyi:
a friend of mine accused me recently dt i banged my ex girlfiend best friend.twice on a marathon sex.wts my own now.abi, she wanted it,

and

Gamine:
@Sweetthing,

you speak??

thanks

I was brought in many countries, speak +8 languages,

Ndikuthanda qha sisi wam, lol

1. Colour WWIII, eish,

2. Colour Rainbow-Thunderstorm love-hate affair, ag man,

3. Underwear colour mix-matching!!! No, no, no, no, no, no,no, no & no,

4. DO NOT WEAR HIGH HEELS IF U CAN'T WALK THE WALK! Ambulance/Emergency rescue crew & Fire fighter's precious time is wasted approx. every hr due to this arrogance o, Guaranteed 2-3 months sick leave = wasted physio resourses & time + , +, +, once u break yo ankle,

5. High heel season is now on! Steel-dugging-concrete-tarr noise is non-stop already!!! Pliz take yo high heels to the cobblers for heel tip repairs, preezzzzzzzz, If not cobblers, else = throw them away!

6. Fake designer labels! Why, mara why? Better buy a no-name bag @ the Flea market for £10.00 than buy a PRADI fake bag for £50.00, nxxxx

7. Make-up + hair disasters!!! There can only be one acceptable Amy Winehouse around the globe, and that's AW only abegi o,

8. Ladies pliz shave your armpits all the time o! If allergic 2 shaving creams or waxing plasters, pliz get shaving machines NOT shaving razor, mncmmm

9. Perfume in public places! Pliz use WC/rest room cubicles 2 refresh with "yo" beloved perfume. Only u and u only who likes that scent1 Other people might be reminded Doom or some washroom airfreshner. So, pliz respect fellow diners in restaurants, colleagues, and anyone nearby,

10. The list is endless,

[/quote][quote author=Gamine link=topic=189616.msg3015875#msg3015875 date=1225366676]Send in your request to Cheaters

abeg

nice signature,

lol,

inbox:
@sweething
You should be used to someones always deviating uring the course of posting replies on NL

i saw his post on another thread asking the same question 2 another lady!!!!

[quote author=lance_vader link=topic=180185.msg2990370#msg2990370 date=1224887758]@tgirl just wanting yu to answer yur nick name taught yu ve gone to bed?

kan we have a litlle chat? [/quote]r u really bored or stressed? u just asked me the same question on the other thread, heh!

[quote author=lance_vader link=topic=187151.msg2990454#msg2990454 date=1224888661]sweeting kan we have a little chat[/quote]u wanna spoil Lawry's thread now,

ifyalways:
. . . . .and to even think a girl would give out her pics to a man she ONLY meets in a hotel
Both of you are simply jokers.

Bwawawawahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, u no kill wif lafta he he!