bobo _sleeping: grrrrrrr hrrruuurrrrr grrrrrghrrrhhrr hrruuurrr
babe _{has been restless and finally wakes up}: bros wake up! wake up! wake up abeg aahh.!!

bobo: ooohhhh! what now eeh? now that i am moving into gear 4 and dreaming about our society wedding!! What is it now?
babe: you have been snoring you life out and the noise is disturbing me. i can't sleep.

bobo: me? snore? you are not serious! pls if you don't have anything else let me sleep. and pls don't accuse me of what i did not do.
babe: thats what you always do. You deny even when you don't know what happen while you are asleep.

bobo: biko, ejoor! find whats keeping you awake. I don't snore, its not in our lineage and no one has ever told me as such. So stop disturbing my sleep.
babe: na you know ooh Just stop snoring or else i will leave this bed and house for you. _{stands up and goes to sleep in the parlour/guest room}

Landers,
This is a cooked up scenario. Worse things happen when issue like this come up.
Have you experienced it and how did you handle it. Worse is that the victims don't at times know that they do it
What are the causes and how can they be remedied?
Things like these unusually become wahala in relationships that ought to be hitherto a jolly ride.
Some are caused by wrong sleeping position, no use of pillow and likes.
Whats our take on this and the possible causes and remedies?

Sometimes things like this cannot be helped.

Snoring atimes might be due 2 stress during the day so also bad sleeping posture. When i'm with my bobo and he does it i just wake him up and say oh boy sleep well abeg cos he knows i don't it.

I just need to know how to stop this.
It can very disturbing you know
Me as a person, can't stand or sleep beside someone that snores

I am a lite sleeper I dont tolerate people who snore!

Im lucky the other half does not snore.

If you are married and its driving you mad better invest in your own bedroom!

Shior

awwwhhh . . .Snoring ain't that bad . . ._{thought is was love me . . . .Love my faults ? ? ?}

stuff a pungent smelling and fungus flakes-filled socks into his/her mouth!!

and he/she would never snore again!!!

Snoring is evil!!!

Have you not heard of people trying to kill their partners in their sleep due to snoring!

LadyT:

Snoring is evil!!!
Have you not heard of people trying to kill their partners in their sleep due to snoring!

roflmbao

Snoring is often a symptom of obstructive sleep apnea
and can be very disturbing.
You can get him/her snoreplasty tho.Jst 35 dollars and I heard
It stops one from snoring forever.

Missy B:

Snoring is often a symptom of obstructive sleep apnea
and can be very disturbing.
You can get him/her snoreplasty tho.Jst 35 dollars and I heard
It stops one from snoring forever.

nah d thing wey u use stop ur own snoring be that?!

snore mama

Who?
When last did you hear me snore?

Missy B:

Who?
When last did you hear me snore?

LMAO Bed fellows

grab a pillow and choke the hell outta the person!

$@#%$$

That's what I did!

They'll thank you for it in the future

Missy B:

Who?
When last did you hear me snore?

dont let me tell the whole world what we did a few months ago!!

snore-zilla!!!

most people dont even knw they snore. . .

instead of too much argument, my cousin had to make a video showing her partner snoring befor he actually believed he did. . . only then did he agree to do sumthin about it. turned out it was a sinus thing and he had to loose some weight and get treatment for it.

I recorded my the wifey snoring and played it back for her - she no send me o.

She did the same to me.

But i swear say she dey snore pass me sha.

Yet 2 experience dis one, hopefully not o,   However:

1.Weekdays = sleep in the lounge,

2. Weekends = sleep 2geda but one  facing up and another down
                                                   else
                                                          after 3 glasses of wine
                                                          else
                                                               after a gud session of s*xercise & u r extremely tired

                        put a pillow/duvet/blanket over his/her head!   He he he he he,

kokoye:

I recorded my the wifey snoring and played it back for her - she no send me o.

She did the same to me.

But i swear say she dey snore pass me sha.

i used to catch an ex-girlfriend napping on the snoring thing

the sleep after a whole day of shopping is the most productive for loud snores!!

denial and laughter galore the next day when the evidence is played out loud!!!

@sweetthing
Good one 
Auz u?

@ MrCrackles

Laiye Laiye! I know my own snoring when I hear it.


'By their snores you shall know them'

Am a patient of para nasal sinuses but somehow don't snore. I tend to see it as a behavioural problem given that it can be controlled. Again the positioning of the head when sleeping is another factor. Some use pillow while sleeping while others don't. It can be another cause you know.

kokoye:

I recorded my the wifey snoring and played it back for her - she no send me o.

She did the same to me.

But i swear say she dey snore pass me sha.

u guys are perfect for each other then. . . lol

u can live, love and snore in harmony, . . .



an ex did the smae thing to me. . . i cldnt beleive my eyes when i saw d video, i wated to bury my head into a hole . . . i started snoring because i put on alot of weight, didnt take me up to 4 wks to drop down to my orginal snore-free size

wait let tumfulu say sumtin.

Pap:

wait let tumfulu say sumtin.

Kr, kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr kr! Bwawawawawawawawawawawawawahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Right!

I'm sure some people will even dump their partners because of this 'problem', oma se o

Ibk, have u stopped snoring

@ ibk

I kinda like wanted to use it as an excuse. but then she played back a recording of me snoring as well.

femmace:

Ibk, have u stopped snoring

sharrap dia

kokoye:

@ ibk

I kind of like wanted to use it as an excuse. but then she played back a recording of me snoring as well.

ehhn, for real for real?

Hit him over the head