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EducationRe: How To Get Laid In Oau by swifayo(op): 12:16am On Apr 21, 2017
[quote author=futurelee51 post=55753056][/quote]Bros Shey u are not high on risky
EducationRe: How To Get Laid In Oau by swifayo(op): 12:15am On Apr 21, 2017
futurelee51:
you are such a disgrace to Oau,and nairaland has to moderate what appears on its front page,this is errant nonsense
Your daddy is a disgrace... Abi see dis idiot with shit all over his life o
EducationHow To Get Laid In Oau by swifayo(op): 2:50am On Apr 20, 2017
Hmmm don't know why I am sharing this but trust me getting laid in oau can be as hard as getting rich in Nigeria, but have drafted out 10 sure ways if done right to get laid on campus.

1: Be brilliant as Bleep: Yea oau is about reading if you can read hard then you better start going home. And this works in two ways (I) get laid cause girls envy you and they think you are going to make a good future. (ii) karashika students that want to collect your brain (got this idea from my grandma) lol. This may not be the best but trust me you will get laid atleast for sometimes till you run out of brain.

2: Always look good: as you can see it's not being handsome from birth but you maintaining yourself and your skin ( I recommend Peps organic products), get yourself a nice hair cut always, put some powder and smell great. Don't forget to wear latest designers.

3. Be popular : this can be achieved in many ways from singing to being a producer to the chief of them all being a political figure on campus, trust me this works wonders

4. Own a car: this is the surest of all if there is any word like that, it works one starting from moremi, to akintola, all the way to alumni, moz girl even if na tyre them go for sha own a car by any means and they don't care where you got it.

5. Be a giver: girls here like givers be ready to give her anything you can afford from taking her to forks and fingers to taking her to new market. Lend her that money she asked for and don't ask back. (warning: do this with sense). And with time she will fall for crap and pufffff.


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PetsRe: Shadow The Destroyer by swifayo: 4:42pm On May 29, 2016
plssss I.need advice....am in school.n.would like to own a dog in school....wil.dat be ok
BusinessRe: Free Daily Forex Signals From Servicefxng by swifayo: 10:40am On Apr 14, 2016
plsss,will really like to learn how,to forextrade... dont knw if u cn.help with that thnaks
LiteraturePoem: How It Feels And Get (never Give Up) By Shinaayo by swifayo(op): 12:50pm On Jul 19, 2015
POEM: HOW IT FEELS AND GET (NEVER GIVE UP) BY SHINAAYO HOW IT FEELS AND GET How it feels when every thing goes wrong And you think to yourself Mehn! I must make a eifference this time I must be seen and praised Bt at the end it all seem you have done nothing All you need is to go back think While doing, never give up How it feels when you everyone around you Seem to be known, appreciated Even those you have worked added than All for a appreciation to be given And you are left out. It pain to see this But will that be the end of the world Oh! No I know you are down But do you salf a favour and pick yourself up With the believe of better days ahead Never give up When you have done the very best Put in the very most Run in the must Thinking you have done something worth while Only for people to be " mehn i know a hundred people that can do that better" Well brothers and sisters its borne to be Will you because of that never try again Have you forgotten so soon Iseec newton, j.k rowling,Albert eistein, walt desney Guess you have not. They succeeded cause of nothing bt not giving up Its book time you have read Only to write exam and expect fly colours Bt no its all colourless results you seeing J.k Rowlin once said “But it is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all—in which case, you fail by default. Never give up There is always a better day ahead

source: www.swiffernews.com
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of People You See In This Century Churches ( Personal Experience) by swifayo(op): 2:56pm On Apr 27, 2015
na true ooo u can add it jawe
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by swifayo: 2:53pm On Apr 27, 2015
topic:
7 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU SEE IN
THIS CENTURY CHURCHES
( PERSONAL EXPERIENCE)

link': https://www.nairaland.com/2280326/7-types-people-see-century
Christianity Etc7 Types Of People You See In This Century Churches ( Personal Experience) by swifayo(op): 2:45pm On Apr 27, 2015
This is directly from church cause am writing
the article in a church and above are the type of
people am seeing here:
1- The lookers: This set of people are just in
church to look there eyes is always running
around looking at d fans, mics, drums, ushers
they look at just anything.
2- The bible readers: mehn this set of people are
just too hot in opening books before the
preacher says a bible verse they are there. It got
to a time i started wondering if they have being
given the verses before hand.
3- The always smiling ushers: These set of
people areally good at smiling, thair beauty and
composure will make you do anything they ask
of, e.g "no sleeping" and you as a big boy you
wont want to fall yourself's hand so you have
gat to open eye like beetle till "the grace" ni o
4- The pastors: these are the rider in the church
their suits, tie, shoe really shows God is a
gracious father.
5- choir: lifters of spirit, when these set are good
then all you long for is praise and worship.
6- prayer worriors: chai!! When you sleep with
these people you should be ready to tell God all
your problems cause if you dont want to, you
will be forced to cause their prayers will
intimidate you and you will feel you r not praying
atall.
7- talkers- yes! These are the set i sat with
today. They can talk from flat usher yash to
pastor's tie to the food they ate before coming
they are really annoying asif it will end na tge
grace stopped them, they actually talked from
the begin to the end of the service.. Hmmm
thats some talent... Add yours

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EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by swifayo: 2:28am On Mar 31, 2015
hi great Ife freshers it is my pleasure to
announce to u guys that the fee structure link
on the eporta is now going through y not check
n Knw wat u up for also dia is a watsapp group
wia u cn gt undiluted info abt resumption kindly
add 09030597960 up n type to d number ur
department n ur interest will be of value to u n I
as u cn meet n chat with ur fellow fresher.
awaiting u guys
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by swifayo: 8:29pm On Mar 08, 2015
plssss add me to d watsapp group 09030597960
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by swifayo: 4:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
10 ways to make your lecture take you as a friend

http//www.nairaland.com/2156229/10-ways-make-lecturer-take
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by swifayo: 4:13pm On Feb 19, 2015
Nairaland General10 Ways To Make You Lecturer Take You As A Friend by swifayo(op): 4:12pm On Feb 19, 2015
My experience with so many lecturers and what i
have heard from them in person has made me
design so strategies that has being helping me
till date about being treated well by my teachers
and lecturers cause most of them take me as
friends, this is not automatic tho and no money
bags involved just step by step skills which will
be revealed now... Get your stool is time to get
that lecturer to be your friend:
(1) GREET HIM/HER WITH A SPECIAL TONE:
Don't just greet shabbily,greet him well infact if
possible prostrate, thats not actually needed but
make it different from others, like if your friends
just said "good morning" you say "good morning
sir, how was your night". Note the "sir" and "how
was your night" . this gives him that impression
that you are different and he will treat you as
such.
(2) NEVER TALK WHEN HE IS TALKING: Mehn
this is a teachers, lecturers and student
relationship killer, you are talking when he is
talking? You are a goner. Never talk back or talk
when he is talking to you or everyone in class,
its very disrespectful and no elderly person will
take that from you, remember you want him as a
friend.
(3) NEVER TALK ILL ABOUT HIM: This is simply
because the king has gat eye every where ( ogi ri
leti). He hearing your bad comment about him
will turn him down against you. Dont even talk
when people are bad mouthing him.
(4) LET HIM KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE:
Never pretend you are what you are not e.g
pretending to be gentle when you are not .
actually you may be sober sometimes but not to
pretend when you know he is around cause if
you do any he got to know one way or the other
he will be disappointed and may change his
impression he has about you..
Others coming later..

author: akinwa oluwashina
source: www.swiffernews.com
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by swifayo: 2:50pm On Feb 08, 2015
oau predegree student given scholarship by the oau's registrar https://www.nairaland.com/2136744/oau-predegree-studentgiven-scholarship-theregistrar
EducationOau Predegree Studentgiven Scholarship By Theregistrar Of Oau by swifayo(op): 2:48pm On Feb 08, 2015
OAU PREDEGREE STUDENT GIVEN SCHOLARSHIP
BY THE REGISTRAR OF THE SCHOOL
Today was a great day at the LOVE AND PEACE
parish of RCCG in Moro as the registrar of
Obafemi Awolowo University,Mr Awoyemi visited
the parish. While he was at the church he talked
about "potential" and the 3 A's that can make
one realise his God given potentials which are
being awake, aware and alive. Thats actually not
the gist here but how he blessed a predegree
student of the school (OAU) Udoh Timfiok Okon
(TIM) with a two years scholarship because of
his ability to play keyboard manifested when the
hymn. Speaking with the benefactor, he thanked
God for the talent and that nothing could express
his Joy. Pictures of him below
http://www.swiffernews.com/2015/02/oau-predegree-student-given-scholarship.html?m=1
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by swifayo: 12:53pm On Jan 20, 2015
wow so happy I made it here all thanks to God.. team swiffer... dancing shoki with ma bnk manager
LiteratureRe: The White Mosquito Flash Fiction Challenge by swifayo: 8:33am On Jan 01, 2015
THE CROSS OVER DANCE
It's 29th of December and everone especially the youth of Ajokurin are all prepared for the most spectacular dance competition of thier lifes which qualifies a boy to be a man by being among the first 20 best dancers who will get married that same day . This is an annual practice in which all the villagers in Ajokurin gather at the kings palace on the last day of every year.
Akomi Ojuilu, a village youth that has being participating in the competition for 7 years but has always fell short cause he is a bad dancer, decided that the new year is his year of getting married, this made him to start practicing new dance steps even from the day one of this particular year.
Adeshewa is another village youth but a special one because he is the kings daughter which makes her a princess but has being unable to get married because she is a very bad dancer. This gave the king much concern that he paid huge sum of money for her to be trained the art of dancing but yet still she is always at the bottom of position table.
Oh! I less i forget, the new couples will be blessed by the king and elders of the land in prayers and materials, they will then be given house which has being built by past youth thet where unable to make it.
Finally, its 31 of December and by 10pm the kings palace has being filled to the brim. Without wasting time the event started with rites and sacrifices, then the main event started. The dance was so hot everywhere was filled druming and dancing and the judges smiling and with time everything was over after which the winners where called and Akomi emerge 19 position and got married to a pretty lady but unfortunately adeshewa came 21 position which means she will have to wait another year. The new couples where blessed and the first day was filled with celebration for new couples which signals a new beginning.
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by swifayo: 12:36am On Jan 01, 2015
www.swiffernews.com....... As a whole organization I congratulate u on ur admission to the most anticipated 2015 for a 365 days course enjoy ur living through it.... At swiffernews we love uuuu
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by swifayo: 10:04pm On Dec 29, 2014
OK so d story should be abt new year n d goodies it promises? if nt Abeg enlighten me
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by swifayo: 8:27pm On Dec 29, 2014
hmmm seriously I don't Knw wat to say or maybe I don't want to cos trouble. actually I asked u all this BT u wia busy greeting n commenting to d ppl u knows comment instead of attending to ppls problems abt d story stuff anyway will u be kind and post d guild lines with the theme if possible topic... discouraged tho BT not retiring
LiteratureRe: The White Mosquito Flash Fiction Challenge by swifayo:
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LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by swifayo: 11:29pm On Dec 28, 2014
and do we choose topic ourself or dia is a general topic.... science student tho but let's give it a try, judges no too laf ma story ooo
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by swifayo: 11:19pm On Dec 28, 2014
can I publicise dis on ma blog? hope its allowd .. @ swiffernews.com
EducationRe: Things That Happens Only In Moro For Oau Cdl Student by swifayo(op): 7:36am On Dec 28, 2014
yea bro
Moro no be place its absolutely abnormal
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by swifayo: 11:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
plsss mob put this in front page... for ma Predegree pals


https://www.nairaland.com/2064547/things-happens-only-moro-oau
EducationThings That Happens Only In Moro For Oau Cdl Student by swifayo(op): 11:53pm On Dec 27, 2014
THINGS THAT HAPPENS ONLY IN MORO ( personal experience)

(1) its only in moro u see People puching tipper( agbegilodo)
(2) its only in moro u see goat stay around wia dy sell icecream( as if yam peel no dy again
(3) its only in moro u see dogs fighting inter street war ( u should be in adeniji hostel)
(4) where fruit get rotten on the tree and kids there not go near it ( i trust ak city kids)
(5) where organizers use cupboards for stage
(6) where old people ride comfirm cars and the younger ones are riding ijapa( it should be the reverse, i think)
(7) Where you eat 150 food in an ac filled restaurant and you are ok but eats 1000 in local buga and you imagingin if you just ate
(cool Where you see hen chasing dog around
(9) only place you will see association of shoe cubblers
(10) Where churches use girls for evengelism

If you also observed this like or comment you are also free to share yours
author: akinwa shina
source: swiffernews.com
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by swifayo: 9:34am On Dec 27, 2014
Christianity EtcThe Almighty by swifayo(op):
[color=#000099]Praise the lord somebody, hmmm I am here today not to preach or just write something and go but to tell you about The God i serve because he is a man among men but still the man of women, the one that writes on stone without the use of pen, the one that is old as time but never bends the burning fire that never quench, the I am that I am, the healer of healers but never collect yam, the omniscience, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnidirectional, omniextentional, omniinternational,he is the rival that never dries, the oldest man that will not die the light that transmitte through conduction, convection, radiation, reflection, extention, compression which makes Him dependable, unbeatable, bearable, reliables, available, palatable, unimaginable, sustainable and audible. Can i hear someone shout hallelujahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

author: akinwa shina ayo
WebmastersRe: Everybody Please Submit Your Website Url For Indexing In A New Search Engine!! by swifayo: 8:13am On Dec 23, 2014
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