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[quote author=futurelee51 post=55753056][/quote]Bros Shey u are not high on risky |
futurelee51:Your daddy is a disgrace... Abi see dis idiot with shit all over his life o |
Hmmm don't know why I am sharing this but trust me getting laid in oau can be as hard as getting rich in Nigeria, but have drafted out 10 sure ways if done right to get laid on campus. 1: Be brilliant as Bleep: Yea oau is about reading if you can read hard then you better start going home. And this works in two ways (I) get laid cause girls envy you and they think you are going to make a good future. (ii) karashika students that want to collect your brain (got this idea from my grandma) lol. This may not be the best but trust me you will get laid atleast for sometimes till you run out of brain. 2: Always look good: as you can see it's not being handsome from birth but you maintaining yourself and your skin ( I recommend Peps organic products), get yourself a nice hair cut always, put some powder and smell great. Don't forget to wear latest designers. 3. Be popular : this can be achieved in many ways from singing to being a producer to the chief of them all being a political figure on campus, trust me this works wonders 4. Own a car: this is the surest of all if there is any word like that, it works one starting from moremi, to akintola, all the way to alumni, moz girl even if na tyre them go for sha own a car by any means and they don't care where you got it. 5. Be a giver: girls here like givers be ready to give her anything you can afford from taking her to forks and fingers to taking her to new market. Lend her that money she asked for and don't ask back. (warning: do this with sense). And with time she will fall for crap and pufffff. Visit swiffersnews..com.ng for the rest |
plssss I.need advice....am in school.n.would like to own a dog in school....wil.dat be ok |
plsss,will really like to learn how,to forextrade... dont knw if u cn.help with that thnaks |
POEM: HOW IT FEELS AND GET
(NEVER GIVE UP) BY SHINAAYO
HOW IT FEELS AND GET
How it feels when every thing goes wrong
And you think to yourself
Mehn! I must make a eifference this time
I must be seen and praised
Bt at the end it all seem you have done nothing
All you need is to go back think
While doing, never give up
How it feels when you everyone around you
Seem to be known, appreciated
Even those you have worked added than
All for a appreciation to be given
And you are left out.
It pain to see this
But will that be the end of the world
Oh! No
I know you are down
But do you salf a favour and pick yourself up
With the believe of better days ahead
Never give up
When you have done the very best
Put in the very most
Run in the must
Thinking you have done something worth while
Only for people to be
" mehn i know a hundred people that can do that
better"
Well brothers and sisters its borne to be
Will you because of that never try again
Have you forgotten so soon
Iseec newton, j.k rowling,Albert eistein, walt
desney
Guess you have not.
They succeeded cause of nothing bt not giving
up
Its book time you have read
Only to write exam and expect fly colours
Bt no its all colourless results you seeing
J.k Rowlin once said
“But it is impossible
to live without failing at something, unless you
live so cautiously that you might as well not
have
lived at all—in which case, you fail by default.
Never give up
There is always a better day ahead source: www.swiffernews.com |
na true ooo u can add it jawe |
topic: 7 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU SEE IN THIS CENTURY CHURCHES ( PERSONAL EXPERIENCE) link': https://www.nairaland.com/2280326/7-types-people-see-century |
This is directly from church cause am writing the article in a church and above are the type of people am seeing here: 1- The lookers: This set of people are just in church to look there eyes is always running around looking at d fans, mics, drums, ushers they look at just anything. 2- The bible readers: mehn this set of people are just too hot in opening books before the preacher says a bible verse they are there. It got to a time i started wondering if they have being given the verses before hand. 3- The always smiling ushers: These set of people areally good at smiling, thair beauty and composure will make you do anything they ask of, e.g "no sleeping" and you as a big boy you wont want to fall yourself's hand so you have gat to open eye like beetle till "the grace" ni o 4- The pastors: these are the rider in the church their suits, tie, shoe really shows God is a gracious father. 5- choir: lifters of spirit, when these set are good then all you long for is praise and worship. 6- prayer worriors: chai!! When you sleep with these people you should be ready to tell God all your problems cause if you dont want to, you will be forced to cause their prayers will intimidate you and you will feel you r not praying atall. 7- talkers- yes! These are the set i sat with today. They can talk from flat usher yash to pastor's tie to the food they ate before coming they are really annoying asif it will end na tge grace stopped them, they actually talked from the begin to the end of the service.. Hmmm thats some talent... Add yours source: swiffernews.com |
hi great Ife freshers it is my pleasure to announce to u guys that the fee structure link on the eporta is now going through y not check n Knw wat u up for also dia is a watsapp group wia u cn gt undiluted info abt resumption kindly add 09030597960 up n type to d number ur department n ur interest will be of value to u n I as u cn meet n chat with ur fellow fresher. awaiting u guys |
plssss add me to d watsapp group 09030597960 |
10 ways to make your lecture take you as a friend http//www.nairaland.com/2156229/10-ways-make-lecturer-take |
My experience with so many lecturers and what i have heard from them in person has made me design so strategies that has being helping me till date about being treated well by my teachers and lecturers cause most of them take me as friends, this is not automatic tho and no money bags involved just step by step skills which will be revealed now... Get your stool is time to get that lecturer to be your friend: (1) GREET HIM/HER WITH A SPECIAL TONE: Don't just greet shabbily,greet him well infact if possible prostrate, thats not actually needed but make it different from others, like if your friends just said "good morning" you say "good morning sir, how was your night". Note the "sir" and "how was your night" . this gives him that impression that you are different and he will treat you as such. (2) NEVER TALK WHEN HE IS TALKING: Mehn this is a teachers, lecturers and student relationship killer, you are talking when he is talking? You are a goner. Never talk back or talk when he is talking to you or everyone in class, its very disrespectful and no elderly person will take that from you, remember you want him as a friend. (3) NEVER TALK ILL ABOUT HIM: This is simply because the king has gat eye every where ( ogi ri leti). He hearing your bad comment about him will turn him down against you. Dont even talk when people are bad mouthing him. (4) LET HIM KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE: Never pretend you are what you are not e.g pretending to be gentle when you are not . actually you may be sober sometimes but not to pretend when you know he is around cause if you do any he got to know one way or the other he will be disappointed and may change his impression he has about you.. Others coming later.. author: akinwa oluwashina source: www.swiffernews.com |
oau predegree student given scholarship by the oau's registrar https://www.nairaland.com/2136744/oau-predegree-studentgiven-scholarship-theregistrar |
OAU PREDEGREE STUDENT GIVEN SCHOLARSHIP BY THE REGISTRAR OF THE SCHOOL Today was a great day at the LOVE AND PEACE parish of RCCG in Moro as the registrar of Obafemi Awolowo University,Mr Awoyemi visited the parish. While he was at the church he talked about "potential" and the 3 A's that can make one realise his God given potentials which are being awake, aware and alive. Thats actually not the gist here but how he blessed a predegree student of the school (OAU) Udoh Timfiok Okon (TIM) with a two years scholarship because of his ability to play keyboard manifested when the hymn. Speaking with the benefactor, he thanked God for the talent and that nothing could express his Joy. Pictures of him below http://www.swiffernews.com/2015/02/oau-predegree-student-given-scholarship.html?m=1 |
wow so happy I made it here all thanks to God.. team swiffer... dancing shoki with ma bnk manager |
THE CROSS OVER DANCE It's 29th of December and everone especially the youth of Ajokurin are all prepared for the most spectacular dance competition of thier lifes which qualifies a boy to be a man by being among the first 20 best dancers who will get married that same day . This is an annual practice in which all the villagers in Ajokurin gather at the kings palace on the last day of every year. Akomi Ojuilu, a village youth that has being participating in the competition for 7 years but has always fell short cause he is a bad dancer, decided that the new year is his year of getting married, this made him to start practicing new dance steps even from the day one of this particular year. Adeshewa is another village youth but a special one because he is the kings daughter which makes her a princess but has being unable to get married because she is a very bad dancer. This gave the king much concern that he paid huge sum of money for her to be trained the art of dancing but yet still she is always at the bottom of position table. Oh! I less i forget, the new couples will be blessed by the king and elders of the land in prayers and materials, they will then be given house which has being built by past youth thet where unable to make it. Finally, its 31 of December and by 10pm the kings palace has being filled to the brim. Without wasting time the event started with rites and sacrifices, then the main event started. The dance was so hot everywhere was filled druming and dancing and the judges smiling and with time everything was over after which the winners where called and Akomi emerge 19 position and got married to a pretty lady but unfortunately adeshewa came 21 position which means she will have to wait another year. The new couples where blessed and the first day was filled with celebration for new couples which signals a new beginning. |
www.swiffernews.com....... As a whole organization I congratulate u on ur admission to the most anticipated 2015 for a 365 days course enjoy ur living through it.... At swiffernews we love uuuu |
OK so d story should be abt new year n d goodies it promises? if nt Abeg enlighten me |
hmmm seriously I don't Knw wat to say or maybe I don't want to cos trouble. actually I asked u all this BT u wia busy greeting n commenting to d ppl u knows comment instead of attending to ppls problems abt d story stuff anyway will u be kind and post d guild lines with the theme if possible topic... discouraged tho BT not retiring |
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and do we choose topic ourself or dia is a general topic.... science student tho but let's give it a try, judges no too laf ma story ooo |
can I publicise dis on ma blog? hope its allowd .. @ swiffernews.com |
yea bro Moro no be place its absolutely abnormal |
plsss mob put this in front page... for ma Predegree pals https://www.nairaland.com/2064547/things-happens-only-moro-oau |
THINGS THAT HAPPENS ONLY IN MORO ( personal experience) (1) its only in moro u see People puching tipper( agbegilodo) (2) its only in moro u see goat stay around wia dy sell icecream( as if yam peel no dy again (3) its only in moro u see dogs fighting inter street war ( u should be in adeniji hostel) (4) where fruit get rotten on the tree and kids there not go near it ( i trust ak city kids) (5) where organizers use cupboards for stage (6) where old people ride comfirm cars and the younger ones are riding ijapa( it should be the reverse, i think) (7) Where you eat 150 food in an ac filled restaurant and you are ok but eats 1000 in local buga and you imagingin if you just ate ( Where you see hen chasing dog around(9) only place you will see association of shoe cubblers (10) Where churches use girls for evengelism If you also observed this like or comment you are also free to share yours author: akinwa shina source: swiffernews.com |
[color=#000099]Praise the lord somebody, hmmm I am here today not to preach or just write something and go but to tell you about The God i serve because he is a man among men but still the man of women, the one that writes on stone without the use of pen, the one that is old as time but never bends the burning fire that never quench, the I am that I am, the healer of healers but never collect yam, the omniscience, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnidirectional, omniextentional, omniinternational,he is the rival that never dries, the oldest man that will not die the light that transmitte through conduction, convection, radiation, reflection, extention, compression which makes Him dependable, unbeatable, bearable, reliables, available, palatable, unimaginable, sustainable and audible. Can i hear someone shout hallelujahhhhhhhhhhhhhh author: akinwa shina ayo |
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Where you see hen chasing dog around